Yoga Hosers -rarbg (2016) Subtitles

At 00:00:38,080, Character said: Not

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At 00:00:39,920, Character said: Not

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At 00:00:51,960, Character said: Not

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At 00:00:53,160, Character said: Now we're Glamthrax

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At 00:00:55,160, Character said: And we take no s***t

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At 00:00:56,760, Character said: And we don't care
for writing hits

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At 00:00:59,160, Character said: The sound you hear
is what we like

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At 00:01:01,400, Character said: And I'll steal your
puppets like I stole your...

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At 00:01:04,080, Character said: Socks.

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At 00:01:06,000, Character said: Yo, man,
what's the matter with you?

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At 00:01:07,480, Character said: Sorry, I'll get it next time,
I promise.

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At 00:01:08,920, Character said: Colleen beats the beats,
the beats you beat

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At 00:01:11,160, Character said: The only thing harder
is the smell of my feet

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At 00:01:13,480, Character said: So listen up 'cause
you might get dissed

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At 00:01:16,360, Character said: go drain the lizard or take a...

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At 00:01:18,440, Character said: Chair.

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At 00:01:19,520, Character said: D***n, c'mon, girl,
watch the beat.

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At 00:01:22,080, Character said: I'm on your case
I'm in your face

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At 00:01:23,600, Character said: Get you and your
father back in place

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At 00:01:25,360, Character said: Step up sucker understand

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At 00:01:27,000, Character said: - Don't you know that...
- I'm the man.

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At 00:01:28,680, Character said: - I'm the man
- I'm bad

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At 00:01:29,960, Character said: I'm so bad
I should be in detention.

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At 00:01:31,520, Character said: I'm the man!

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At 00:01:32,840, Character said: All right.

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At 00:01:34,000, Character said: We've g***t real def rhythms

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At 00:01:36,120, Character said: And fresh new jams

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At 00:01:37,520, Character said: You say we g***t egos

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At 00:01:38,520, Character said: But we're just hams

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At 00:01:39,920, Character said: Roof s***t, top shelf

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At 00:01:41,120, Character said: And we like to skate

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At 00:01:42,360, Character said: But we're never on time,
we're always...

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At 00:01:44,200, Character said: - Sleeping.
- Late.

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At 00:01:45,680, Character said: D***n it.

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At 00:01:46,840, Character said: The important thing
is that you tried.

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At 00:01:48,040, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:49,800, Character said: I'm on your case
I'm in your face

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At 00:01:51,760, Character said: Put you and your
father back in place

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At 00:01:53,160, Character said: Step up sucker, understand

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At 00:01:54,800, Character said: - Don't you know that...
- I'm the man.

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At 00:01:55,640, Character said: I'm the man, I'm bad.

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At 00:01:56,880, Character said: I'm so bad I should be
in detention.

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At 00:01:58,080, Character said: - I'm the man!
- All right

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At 00:02:00,760, Character said: So

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At 00:02:02,120, Character said: As this rap is winding down

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At 00:02:04,120, Character said: It's plain to see
we wear the crown

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At 00:02:06,680, Character said: You know Glamthrax is number one

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At 00:02:09,040, Character said: But we don't care,
we just wanna have...

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At 00:02:11,040, Character said: A festival.

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At 00:02:12,800, Character said: Fun, Colleen,
girls just wanna have fun.

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At 00:02:14,400, Character said: Hey, that's a song

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At 00:02:15,800, Character said: Colleen

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At 00:02:17,680, Character said: Mailed the mail,
the mail she mailed

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At 00:02:19,560, Character said: We are the queens
so all shall hail

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At 00:02:21,160, Character said: We're like a diamond is forever

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At 00:02:23,360, Character said: And we'll remain the hardest

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At 00:02:25,720, Character said: Ever

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At 00:02:35,440, Character said: I'm so bad it's a crime.

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At 00:02:37,920, Character said: Not.

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At 00:02:39,640, Character said: Not, not, not, not-not

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At 00:03:15,200, Character said: Woo!

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At 00:03:17,000, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:26,280, Character said: Look at his cute little n***s.

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At 00:03:28,280, Character said: Oh, my god, Ichabod, cover up.

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At 00:03:36,880, Character said: You know, I don't have to come
and beat the skins

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At 00:03:39,280, Character said: for you two Beliebers.

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At 00:03:40,360, Character said: - Shut up.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:41,560, Character said: You know we love you, Icha-wad.

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At 00:03:43,240, Character said: Remember when he ripped
off his shirt before

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At 00:03:45,000, Character said: and we saw his yummy Icha-bod?

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At 00:03:46,920, Character said: I nearly wrote a whole blog about
it, girl, hasthtag Ichagod.

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At 00:03:50,840, Character said: - You did?
- I did not.

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At 00:03:53,240, Character said: Not, not, not-not

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At 00:03:58,280, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:59,480, Character said: - S***t.
- No, what's that noise?

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At 00:04:03,400, Character said: Oh, no, do you two
uncompromising rebel riot girls

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At 00:04:07,240, Character said: actually have to
go back to work?

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At 00:04:09,240, Character said: - Shut up, Icha-bodily functions.
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:11,760, Character said: Excuse me,
Condescending Riot Girls.

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At 00:04:14,440, Character said: Uh, we'll take two packs of
smokes, gimme a bag of milk,

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At 00:04:18,520, Character said: and why don't you throw in
the best most exciting years

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At 00:04:20,680, Character said: of your life
stuck behind a counter, eh?

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At 00:04:22,920, Character said: You're a d***k, Ichabod.

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At 00:04:24,040, Character said: Oh, that's mean.

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At 00:04:25,200, Character said: I call you Dickabod.

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At 00:04:28,560, Character said: I can't believe it took you this
long to think of Dickabod!

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At 00:04:53,560, Character said: Sorry aboot that.
Sorry aboot that.

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At 00:04:57,400, Character said: Sorry aboot that.

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At 00:05:00,000, Character said: Sorry aboot that.

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At 00:05:05,040, Character said: Sorry aboot that.

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At 00:05:06,400, Character said: Now, that was a lot
longer than 10 minutes.

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At 00:05:08,640, Character said: My best friend was having lady
problems in the bathroom, okay?

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At 00:05:12,080, Character said: May I shop?

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At 00:05:13,240, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:05:16,560, Character said: Sir Pedophile-in-Denial.

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At 00:05:19,080, Character said: So I'll see you guys Friday, eh?

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At 00:05:23,200, Character said: I said, eh?

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At 00:05:28,720, Character said: Wunderbar

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At 00:05:40,240, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:05:42,120, Character said: Um, True Norths,
this week's issue of Them,

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At 00:05:45,400, Character said: and his Pucky Charms.

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At 00:05:48,160, Character said: And, um...
Condoms.

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At 00:05:54,840, Character said: Oh, my god,
this is about you two.

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At 00:05:57,640, Character said: Yes, ma'**, and we hate it.

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At 00:06:00,200, Character said: It says here
that you saved a man's life.

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At 00:06:02,320, Character said: But it's, like, dumb
because the guy was a walrus

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At 00:06:04,280, Character said: - and not a manatee.
- There's a big difference.

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At 00:06:06,880, Character said: Yeah, a walrus has
tusks and manatees don't.

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At 00:06:09,040, Character said: Did you know they called
the manatee a sea cow?

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At 00:06:12,040, Character said: Moo, I'm utterly underwater, eh?
Moo, moo, eh?

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At 00:06:17,960, Character said: That's her underwater cow,
it's hysterical.

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At 00:06:19,800, Character said: That is funny. C'mon, Wayne.

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At 00:06:27,320, Character said: Moo, moo, moo.
I'm a loser, eh?

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At 00:06:36,440, Character said: Okay, that kid rules.

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At 00:06:38,640, Character said: More of that,
less of everything else ever.

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At 00:06:54,120, Character said: Hunter Calloway's here,
Hunter Calloway's here!

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At 00:06:56,040, Character said: Oh, my god,
could you stop being so basic?

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At 00:06:59,080, Character said: Oh, I gotta Gram the s***t
outta this.

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At 00:07:08,520, Character said: The little Colleen Coalition.

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At 00:07:10,920, Character said: The only sassy, s***y...

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At 00:07:12,440, Character said: sophomores in Honors history
rockin' the smocks.

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At 00:07:17,960, Character said: Where's the Pepto Bismol?

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At 00:07:25,080, Character said: Ew, it's over there.

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At 00:07:27,680, Character said: Sorry aboot that,
he's such a sitcom.

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At 00:07:30,200, Character said: Yeah, well,
we close in 20 minutes,

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At 00:07:31,800, Character said: so if he pukes,
you're cleaning it up.

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At 00:07:33,560, Character said: Let me ask you somethin',
you ladies like workin' the Zed?

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At 00:07:36,960, Character said: - Not at all.
- Customers make it s***k.

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At 00:07:38,880, Character said: Yeah, you know what
wouldn't s***k?

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At 00:07:42,120, Character said: Colleen and Colleen
with me in between.

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At 00:07:45,440, Character said: The very definition of s***k.

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At 00:07:48,680, Character said: Are the Colleen's, perchance,
working tomorrow?

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At 00:07:51,480, Character said: Not on a Friday night, no way.

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At 00:07:53,840, Character said: We're off, why?

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At 00:07:55,200, Character said: I would like to invite
you both to my party.

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At 00:07:58,280, Character said: A senior party?

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At 00:07:59,360, Character said: A neenior nardy?

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At 00:08:00,880, Character said: Now with two very
cool sophomores.

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At 00:08:05,480, Character said: May I have the honor of
your number, mademoiselle?

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At 00:08:24,680, Character said: Who's there?

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At 00:08:27,640, Character said: Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

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At 00:08:34,320, Character said: - Wunderbar.

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At 00:08:40,440, Character said: Oh, oh.

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At 00:08:43,520, Character said: Get out of my bum!

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At 00:08:48,480, Character said: A grade 12 party with boys?

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At 00:08:50,120, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no, no....