Yoga.Hosers.2016.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Subtitles

00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,Not

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00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,Now we're Glamthrax

00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,And we take no s***t

00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,And we don't care
for writing hits

00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,The sound you hear
is what we like

00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,And I'll steal your
puppets like I stole your...

00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,Socks.

00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,Yo, man,
what's the matter with you?

00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,Sorry, I'll get it next time,
I promise.

00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,Colleen beats the beats,
the beats you beat

00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,The only thing harder
is the smell of my feet

00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,So listen up 'cause
you might get dissed

00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,go drain the lizard or take a...

00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,Chair.

00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,D***n, c'mon, girl,
watch the beat.

00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,I'm on your case
I'm in your face

00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,Get you and your
father back in place

00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,Step up sucker understand

00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,- Don't you know that...
- I'm the man.

00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,- I'm the man
- I'm bad

00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,I'm so bad
I should be in detention.

00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,I'm the man!

00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,All right.

00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,We've g***t real def rhythms

00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,And fresh new jams

00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,You say we g***t egos

00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,But we're just hams

00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,Roof s***t, top shelf

00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,And we like to skate

00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,But we're never on time,
we're always...

00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,- Sleeping.
- Late.

00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,D***n it.

00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,The important thing
is that you tried.

00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,Yeah.

00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,I'm on your case
I'm in your face

00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,Put you and your
father back in place

00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,Step up sucker, understand

00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,- Don't you know that...
- I'm the man.

00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,I'm the man, I'm bad.

00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,I'm so bad I should be
in detention.

00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,- I'm the man!
- All right

00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,So

00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,As this rap is winding down

00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,It's plain to see
we wear the crown

00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,You know Glamthrax is number one

00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,But we don't care,
we just wanna have...

00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,A festival.

00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,Fun, Colleen,
girls just wanna have fun.

00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,Hey, that's a song

00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,Colleen

00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,Mailed the mail,
the mail she mailed

00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,We are the queens
so all shall hail

00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,We're like a diamond is forever

00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,And we'll remain the hardest

00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,Ever

00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,I'm so bad it's a crime.

00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,Not.

00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,Not, not, not, not-not

00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,Woo!

00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,Yeah.

00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,Look at his cute little n***s.

00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,Oh, my god, Ichabod, cover up.

00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,You know, I don't have to come
and beat the skins

00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,for you two Beliebers.

00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,- Shut up.
- Yeah.

00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,You know we love you, Icha-wad.

00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,Remember when he ripped
off his shirt before

00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,and we saw his yummy Icha-bod?

00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,I nearly wrote a whole blog about
it, girl, hasthtag Ichagod.

00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,- You did?
- I did not.

00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,Not, not, not-not

00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,No.

00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,- S***t.
- No, what's that noise?

00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,Oh, no, do you two
uncompromising rebel riot girls

00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,actually have to
go back to work?

00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,- Shut up, Icha-bodily functions.
- Yeah.

00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,Excuse me,
Condescending Riot Girls.

00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,Uh, we'll take two packs of
smokes, gimme a bag of milk,

00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,and why don't you throw in
the best most exciting years

00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,of your life
stuck behind a counter, eh?

00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:23,You're a d***k, Ichabod.

00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,Oh, that's mean.

00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,I call you Dickabod.

00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,I can't believe it took you this
long to think of Dickabod!

00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,Sorry aboot that.
Sorry aboot that.

00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,Sorry aboot that.

00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,Sorry aboot that.

00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,Sorry aboot that.

00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,Now, that was a lot
longer than 10 minutes.

00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,My best friend was having lady
problems in the bathroom, okay?

00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,May I shop?

00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,Sure.

00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,Sir Pedophile-in-Denial.

00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,So I'll see you guys Friday, eh?

00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,I said, eh?

00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,Wunderbar

00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,Hi.

00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,Um, True Norths,
this week's issue of Them,

00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,and his Pucky Charms.

00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,And, um...
Condoms.

00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,Oh, my god,
this is about you two.

00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,Yes, ma'**, and we hate it.

00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,It says here
that you saved a man's life.

00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,But it's, like, dumb
because the guy was a walrus

00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,- and not a manatee.
- There's a big difference.

00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,Yeah, a walrus has
tusks and manatees don't.

00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,Did you know they called
the manatee a sea cow?

00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,Moo, I'm utterly underwater, eh?
Moo, moo, eh?

00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,That's her underwater cow,
it's hysterical.

00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,That is funny. C'mon, Wayne.

00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:33,Moo, moo, moo.
I'm a loser, eh?

00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,Okay, that kid rules.

00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,More of that,
less of everything else ever.

00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,Hunter Calloway's here,
Hunter Calloway's here!

00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,Oh, my god,
could you stop being so basic?

00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,Oh, I gotta Gram the s***t
outta this.

00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,The little Colleen Coalition.

00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,The only sassy, s***y...

00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,sophomores in Honors history
rockin' the smocks.

00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:18,Where's the Pepto Bismol?

00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,Ew, it's over there.

00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,Sorry aboot that,
he's such a sitcom.

00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,Yeah, well,
we close in 20 minutes,

00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,so if he pukes,
you're cleaning it up.

00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,Let me ask you somethin',
you ladies like workin' the Zed?

00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,- Not at all.
- Customers make it s***k.

00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,Yeah, you know what
wouldn't s***k?

00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,Colleen and Colleen
with me in between.

00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,The very definition of s***k.

00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,Are the Colleen's, perchance,
working tomorrow?

00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,Not on a Friday night, no way.

00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,We're off, why?

00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,I would like to invite
you both to my party.

00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,A senior party?

00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,A neenior nardy?

00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,Now with two very
cool sophomores.

00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,May I have the honor of
your number, mademoiselle?

00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,Who's there?

00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,- Wunderbar.

00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,Oh, oh.

00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,Get out of my bum!

00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,A grade 12 party with boys?

00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,No, no, no, no, no, no, no....