C.H.U.D. (1984) 96 min. Dandysubs Subtitles

00:00:00,563 --> 00:00:07,Sync for 1:36:29.649 by;
Dandysubs and cryinoutloud.
Thanks to spaceboss.

00:03:29,428 --> 00:03:33,Hi, you've reached the new residence of ah,
George Cooper and Lauren Daniels.

00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:37,We will spare you the agony of a cute, little message,
however, if you'd like to leave one, wait for the beep.

00:03:41,397 --> 00:03:44,- George, this is Derek.
- Hi, Derek.

00:03:45,718 --> 00:03:48,Look, George, I know you're there.
You're just not answering the phone.

00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:50,Smart, Derek.

00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:55,George, this is really important
so I'm asking you as a personal favor,

00:03:55,604 --> 00:03:58,please, just pick up the phone
and talk to me, okay?

00:03:58,570 --> 00:03:59,Okay, Derek.

00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,- All right, George, listen.
- All right, Derek.

00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,Our deadline on the follow-up
article is Friday, that's tomorrow.

00:04:05,731 --> 00:04:08,I can't write a word,
until you give me the pictures.

00:04:08,771 --> 00:04:11,Have you found the bag lady yet?
Have you found her brother?

00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:16,George, I can't afford to miss this deadline.
It's not just the money, it's my credibility.

00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:20,I mean, these guys are not holding their breath,
waiting for a story about a bunch of subterranean bums.

00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,Just give me any pictures. I don't care
what they are. What do you say?

00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,All right, Derek,
you made your point.

00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:34,- Hey, George?
- Yeah?

00:04:34,635 --> 00:04:37,- Who was that?
- Uh, that was a wrong number.

00:04:38,892 --> 00:04:40,Wrong number left a message?

00:04:42,956 --> 00:04:46,- You'd better start getting ready.
- Ready for what?

00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:50,- For what, we have a photo session.
- What photo session?

00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:54,Wait a minute. You are talking about
a photo session that I have today?

00:04:55,366 --> 00:04:58,This is today we're talking about, with
the client, Tony and everybody there?

00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:00,- What are you doing?
- I have a pimple.

00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,Why are you putting makeup
on your a***s?

00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,'Cause it's where the pimple is.

00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:09,And what are we shooting,
a centerfold?

00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:11,It's a perfume ad, remember?

00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:14,And what are you wearing
in this perfume ad?

00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:17,- Perfume.
- Whoa! That's it?

00:05:17,756 --> 00:05:19,- That's all you're wearing?
- Yeah.

00:05:19,622 --> 00:05:20,Great.

00:05:21,035 --> 00:05:23,I don't ever remember agreeing to this.
You know what I'm saying?

00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,This is some more of that plastic fashion crap
that I told you I didn't want to do anymore?

00:05:30,948 --> 00:05:31,Was I drunk?

00:05:32,641 --> 00:05:33,Were we making love?

00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:37,Come on, let's forget about this and stay here.

00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:40,You know, make stuff up.

00:05:41,486 --> 00:05:45,It's at 10:00, Alderson Studios,
we're booked, you're shooting.

00:05:47,604 --> 00:05:49,Come on, don't make me do this,
I've been up all night.

00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:53,Do you know which box
my jewelry case is in?

00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:54,It's still down in the basement.

00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,Wait, wait. You brought up
all your camera stuff,

00:06:00,218 --> 00:06:02,and left my things in the basement?
My, my jewelry?

00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,You know, don't you think
you better get it?

00:06:08,357 --> 00:06:09,Hello?

00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:10,Oh.

00:06:11,123 --> 00:06:12,Hi, Derek, it's good
to hear your voice.

00:06:22,276 --> 00:06:24,- Hi!
- Hi.

00:06:24,261 --> 00:06:26,Hi, are you the people
who are subletting Morton's studio?

00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:29,- Yeah.
- Uh, to live in?

00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:31,Yeah, we're improvising.

00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:34,Well, if you need anything,
I'm Francine. This is Justin.

00:06:34,205 --> 00:06:36,- I'm Lauren. Hi.
- You're a photographer, too?

00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,I'm the model.
George is the photographer.

00:06:39,988 --> 00:06:42,I gotta go.
I roped him into doing a fashion shoot.

00:06:42,546 --> 00:06:44,- Good luck.
- Thanks!

00:06:51,414 --> 00:06:52,S***t.

00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:06,No, I can't use the adds from the old--

00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,That's not the point, Derek!
The point is I don't want to.

00:07:09,415 --> 00:07:10,I want new photographs
for a new article.

00:07:10,872 --> 00:07:13,And I can't find the people that
I g***t to take pictures of. They're--

00:07:14,398 --> 00:07:15,I don't know where they are!

00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:19,I don't know, Derek.
What do bums do on their day off?

00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:21,That's funny.
Did you make that up?

00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:23,Not--
No.

00:07:24,347 --> 00:07:26,Not today either.
I can't help you today.

00:07:26,892 --> 00:07:29,I cannot do
anything today! Why?

00:07:29,058 --> 00:07:30,Because today
I'm gonna shoot Lauren.

00:07:30,799 --> 00:07:31,Okay? Goodbye!

00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:50,Tuesday. Hey, boss.

00:08:51,078 --> 00:08:53,This one's g***t your name on it.

00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,Hays, get on the stolen car ring.

00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:08,- What about the Kirby case?
- This is more important.

00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:10,Than a potential homicide?

00:09:10,247 --> 00:09:12,Kirby isn't a homicide,
he's a missing person.

00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:17,I can't tie up the whole force just because
some guy decided to, walk out on his wife.

00:09:17,728 --> 00:09:21,This is the fourth time the guy's walked
out on his wife in the last two weeks.

00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,Yeah, what'd you turn up on the others?

00:09:22,302 --> 00:09:23,- Nothing, but--
- Right, nothing.

00:09:23,509 --> 00:09:27,So they're filed under missing persons.
Now, if they turn up great, fine. I'm delighted.

00:09:28,095 --> 00:09:30,But I can't waste
any more time on this.

00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,- But, Captain, you're not thinkin'--
- Hays, look.

00:09:33,045 --> 00:09:35,I don't wanna bore you
with crime statistics, but, uh,

00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,just between you and me,
they're not going down.

00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:41,Now, file Kirby under missing persons
and get on with it.

00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:46,Yes, sir.

00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,Uh, Chief O'Brien, please.
This is Captain Bosch.

00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:02,All right, I'll take it.

00:10:04,743 --> 00:10:07,- O'Brien.
- Chief, this is Bosch.

00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:11,- Look, I can't keep a lid on this any longer.
- You've g***t to.

00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:13,You don't understand, I can't.

00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:14,- No.
- Chief!

00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:17,- You don't understand, It's not my decision.
- I know that, but--

00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,Well, if you know that, then you know
there's nothing I can do about it.

00:10:21,049 --> 00:10:23,You've g***t your orders, Bosch,
now carry them out.

00:10:31,812 --> 00:10:34,- Sanderson?
- Yes, sir.

00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,Sanderson, umm,

00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:41,Run down the blotter, and give me everything
we've g***t in the, vicinity of Lafayette Street.

00:10:41,629 --> 00:10:42,Yes, sir.

00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,Hey, Bosch! What's happening?

00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,Nothing for you today, Murph.

00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:53,Nothing, huh?
You know, you cops will never learn.

00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,I said nothing, Murphy.

00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,That's a dead giveaway.
Now, I know something's wrong.

00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:03,See if you guys were smart, what you do is you,
palm me off a little tidbit of information.

00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:06,That way I'd never know the difference.

00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:09,Okay.
I'll let you in on it.

00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,I'm about to interrogate a bag lady we
just nabbed on a charge of petty theft.

00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:20,Not bad.
Not bad, Bosch.

00:11:26,357 --> 00:11:28,All right. What we g***t here?

00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:31,She tried to lift my gun.
I nabbed her.

00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,All by yourself?

00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,This happened
at Lafayette and Houston?

00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,Yeah.

00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:40,- What's her story?
- Who knows? She won't talk.

00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:44,- You let her make a phone call?
- Who, her?

00:11:44,739 --> 00:11:47,She's entitled to one call.
Let her make it.

00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:53,Terrific, wonderful, you...