Captain Butler s01e01 Death Is Just Another Word.eng Subtitles

00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:10,All right, calm down now, lads. Calm
down, fellas. Chorus coming up. Here we

00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:11,Rigging in the rigging.

00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,Rigging in the rigging.

00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:16,Rigging in the rigging. Rigging in the
rigging.

00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,Rigging in the rigging.

00:00:18,631 --> 00:00:19,Rigging in the rigging.

00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:23,Rigging in the rigging. Rigging in the
rigging. Rigging in the rigging. Rigging

00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:24,in the rigging.

00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:27,Rigging in the rigging. Rigging in the
rigging. Rigging in the rigging.

00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:29,Rigging in the rigging. Oh,

00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,bollocks.

00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,I'll cut out the gizzard and string it
to the main brace.

00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:42,We'd better have stood before him in
velvet loom pants.

00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,Sound like he had you trapped, Captain.
Like a rabbit in a snare, I'd...

00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,Your tongue cuts quick, sir, I replied.

00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,It is a shame your sword doth not.

00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:55,And I fixed my eyes upon him, and with a
hearty laugh I added, Tis I, Captain

00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:59,Butler of the High Seas, the most
infamous pirate ever to steal a lady's

00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,or a gentleman's purse.

00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:06,And once with move I drew my trusty
sabre from its scabbard and made a clean

00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:07,swipe at its throat.

00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,Blade?

00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:13,severed his windpipe and he dropped to
his knees like a felled oak.

00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:19,Nice one, Cap. I turned to make my
escape when 85 Spanish pirates blared

00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:23,the door, flailing pipes above their
heads. Most disconcerting, Captain.

00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:26,right. Within the blink of an eye, I
leapt upon a table and dispatched two of

00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:27,them. So, ha, ha!

00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:32,And in reaching up, I took a loose rug
that hung from the ceiling and swung

00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:33,them. Shazam!

00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,Eight more lay dead.

00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:41,I reached the door, pushed it open, and
along the corridor stood another two or

00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,three hundred Spanish guards.

00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,Yes, Captain. And then?

00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:49,Yes, Captain. And then? Yes, Captain.

00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,And then suddenly I was five years old.

00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:54,A puppet, a little puppet, was chasing
me.

00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:56,And then I woke up.

00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,It was a bloody weird dream.

00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,All right, lads. Anyone for drafts?

00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:05,Captain, we've been at sea now for six
months.

00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,Oh, well.

00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:12,done no pirating yet. Oh, it's not like
in the books, Bosun.

00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,These things take time, preparation.

00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,Can't just go rushing into them.

00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,Blackbeard does.

00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:22,Blackbeard? Blackbeard's a showman. In
200 years' time, who's going to have

00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,heard of Blackbeard? He knocked off last year, Captain.

00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:28,Well, he's on a bit of a run at the
moment. He's the richest man in Devon.

00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,is in everything.

00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:30,Oh, yes, it is.

00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:35,All right, all right. And twas your idea
to mutiny in the first place, Captain.

00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,Yeah, but I didn't mean there and then.

00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:41,I was just expressing an opinion,
opening up a debate, sharing an idea.

00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,Oh, look, I was pissed, OK?

00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,I was happy in the Navy. At least we
knew where we were then. You used to

00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,the bloody Navy, Art.

00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,You were press -ganged in the first
place.

00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,By him.

00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,Aye, that'd be true.

00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:59,You boys g***t short memories. Cliff, two
years ago, you were in the hold of a

00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,Spanish slave ship, getting taken from
the West Indies to the New World. That

00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,ship went down, and so would you if we
hadn't have turned up. Captain, that

00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,only went down because Blackbeard sunk
it, though.

00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:12,Right, all right. I'm just saying life's
not so bad.

00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:15,We don't have to go around sinking ships
all day just to prove we're good at

00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,being pirates, now do we?

00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,I suppose not.

00:03:17,681 --> 00:03:20,Stop the moaning and groaning and get on
with the business of being... Captain

00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:21,Butler!

00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,Captain Butler!

00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,Captain, there's a small boy in a rowing
boat.

00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:28,Hello there, chaps. The name's Roger.

00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,Lord Roger of Crumsby.

00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:38,Let's... Kill him! Hang on a minute,
Poulsen. Lovely day for seafaring, eh,

00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:39,fellows?

00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,Now, which one of you chaps is Captain
Butler?

00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,Oh, give it away, I would.

00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,Pleasure to meet you, sir.

00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:50,I've heard an awful lot about you and
your salty semen. All right, lad, keep

00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,down.

00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:56,Daring buccaneers, bravely sailing the
seven seas and fighting the good fight.

00:03:56,621 --> 00:03:57,Oh, them?

00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,Yeah. I'd like to join your crew, if I
may, sir.

00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,Ooh.

00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,It's not as easy as that, young lad.

00:04:03,521 --> 00:04:05,It's only sailing before. Can you
navigate?

00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,Richard, take the helm.

00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:10,Paddle? What do you like on the basics,
Roger?

00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:11,I'm all right with the basics, sir.

00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:14,Do you know your port from your
starboard? It's Stilton, sir.

00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,Port from your Stilton.

00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:21,Yeah, well, we're a bit full up at the
moment, actually, Roger.

00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,Oh, please take me on board, sir.

00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,I'll give everything I have to offer.

00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,Time, dedication, time.

00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,Anything else?

00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,And these hundred gold sovereigns from
my trust fund.

00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:35,Good to have you on the team, Roger.
Throw stuff in the hole, lad.

00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,A hundred gold star, wouldn't you say?
Yes. Time for a spot for lunch. Up to

00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,you, lad.

00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,All right, give it a rest, will you,
lad?

00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,Sorry, Captain.

00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,It was a little bit stereotypical,
wasn't it?

00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,OK, four gentlemen.

00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,Poppadum, poppadum.

00:04:58,281 --> 00:04:59,Poppadum, poppadum.

00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:00,All right.

00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,We'll have three poppadums. Any naan
bread, sir? Can I share a persuader?

00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:08,Could you tell me a little bit more
about the prawn jalfrezi?

00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,Is that right, or does it come with a
thought?

00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,Oh, look, let's just stop farting about,
fellas. We'll have three chicken tikka

00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,masalas and a jiggle of cold water.

00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:20,So, what do we plan to do after this,
sir?

00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,Well, after this?

00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:25,Well, Cliff, you can clear, Bolton,
watch, I'll try, and Roger, you can

00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,I was talking more in terms of piracy,
sir.

00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:29,Ah.

00:05:29,591 --> 00:05:31,I haven't g***t any of the agents in mind.

00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,It's just that...

00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:37,My father is a name at Lloyd's of
London. And before I left home, he told

00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,about this special Spanish boat.

00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,Special Spanish boat? Yes.

00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:47,It's heading due west about three days'
sail from here with a cargo of South

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