Gunsmoke S19E17 (The Town Tamers) Subtitles

00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,I'm gonna win big tonight.

00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,Where'd you get
that pot, Charley?

00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,Share with him!

00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,Honey?

00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,Someday they'll be gone
and this place will last

00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,long after 'em, and us with it.

00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,There's a railroad needs visit!

00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,Now fun times and
work time as set to begun!

00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,Come on, come on outta here.

00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,Oh, oh, oh, look what
I always stepped on.

00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,Aw, 'tis that
sorry I **, friend.

00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,Keep your hands off
me, you pig-boat mick.

00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:50,Now hold it, bucko, hold it!

00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,See, you g***t to be grinnin'
when you call an Irishman that!

00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,I do?

00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,Of course you do, that's
why there's no offense.

00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,No go on, let me hear
you call me that once more.

00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,Go on, please, eh?

00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,Or haul your mangy
tail outta here, right now!

00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,Come on.

00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:23,Why, excuse me, friends.

00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,Try to make off with my knife.

00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:37,Oh, someone, get
a doctor, please!

00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,Oh get a doctor, please!

00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:41,Get a doctor!

00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,Festus, you could
help me by staying here

00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,and looking out after things.

00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,Newly can do that, Matthew.

00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,Now, you're gonna
need somebody that...

00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,- Here you go.
- Much obliged, Miss Kitty.

00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,Here you are, Festus.

00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,Like I was sayin', Matthew,
now, Newly can look after Dodge

00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,and besides, you know
what things have came to

00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,out yonder in that
town in the hills.

00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:12,Why, it's worser than Dodge
ever was at its worstest!

00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,You know what he's
working up to, Matt?

00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,Wants to go along with you.

00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,Well, of course I do.

00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:20,How in the tarnation we
know who they're fixing

00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,to send out yonder to help him.

00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,Could be some
greeny-horned old galoot

00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,that don't know
his elbow from his...

00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,What else.

00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,Matt, didn't you say that
whoever would be helpin'

00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,would be stayin' on for a while
after you quiet things down?

00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,That's what the
telegram said, Kitty.

00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,Well, then why don't
you take Festus with you?

00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,I think that's a great idea.

00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,Matt, why don't you do
that, then we can get a little

00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,peace and quiet around here.

00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,All right, ya
blamed old scutter!

00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,If I was to ever leave
Dodge, you'd be miserabler

00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:59,than a flea bit old hound dog
with a rheumaticky hind leg.

00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,'Sides that, you wouldn't
find nobody who'd put up

00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,with our blame pickety
pickin' hoorahin'.

00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,Oh yes, I'm gonna
miss this, I really **.

00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,You be careful, you
hear me Matthew?

00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:14,Oh I will, Festus.

00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,See ya, Matt.

00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,Well, after all this time,
you'd think the goodbyes

00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,would get easier,
but they don't.

00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,See you in a couple of weeks.

00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,Now don't go blinkin', ya fish.

00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,Oh no, no, you
just hold still now

00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,and don't you go flinchin', eh?

00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,It's a gonna be Junction
City all over again, Matt.

00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,You can remember
that far back, can't you?

00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,The only difference is
we're not gonna have

00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,old Marshal Kimbrough
to back us up this time.

00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,Hello, Luke.

00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,Matt.

00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,How are ya?

00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,I don't mind sayin' I'm
relieved to see it's you.

00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,That goes double.

00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,It's gonna take a bit
of savvy to read the

00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,scripture to this place.

00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,That's why I g***t here a
day early, to look thing over

00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,and see where to start.

00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,Came two days early
myself for the same reason.

00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,- Come on, I'll show you around.
- All right.

00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,They drift in here
all the time from

00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,the Oklahoma territory.

00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,Of course, they don't have
to worry about the law here

00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,any more than
they do down there.

00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,Busting windows and thievin's
gotta be quite a pastime.

00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,Of course, problem
is nobody gives a hoot.

00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:51,They're practically trading sugar
to gold dust, pound for pound.

00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,You know Matt, I thought
I'd seen everything,

00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,but there's something in
this town you just g***t to see.

00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:58,What's that?

00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,The local banking system.

00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,Come on.

00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,You're just about to
see a deposit made.

00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,It's almost 100% robbery proof.

00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,What if somebody steps in
inside that circle by accident?

00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,They buried the most
recent one this morning.

00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,Figured this would make
a pretty good hoosegow.

00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,Worked in Jackson City.

00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,Sure did.

00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,You know, a handcuff to one
of these posts for a few days

00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,will at least get
their attention.

00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,Blacksmith close by like he is
will be handy for forging chains.

00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,Well, Marshal...

00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:54,let's get to work.

00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,That's the last race in town.

00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,Do tell.

00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,Just once.

00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,Stand aside.

00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,I don't want to spoil your day.

00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,Well, you won't.

00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,Turn loose those reigns or
you're gonna get runover, mister.

00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,I'm a U.S. Marshal.

00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,It's like Jimmy says,
turn loose them reigns

00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,- or get run over.
- You're under arrest.

00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,Next one'll be riding
your bread basket!

00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,If you want to push it...

00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,now's the time.

00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,Would you mind
repeating that once more?

00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,I said I never knew a
Dutchman that couldn't

00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:58,outclass a tea sippin', shag
nastin' in a drinkin' contest.

00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,You spoiling up for a fight?

00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,You g***t a fight!

00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,Well, actually, I'm
more of a drinker.

00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,Now look, look, look,
pay no mind to Mike here,

00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,he gets a wee bit
testy sometimes.

00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,But there's one
thing that we don't do

00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,and that's sip tea!

00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,All the Dutchies I know
can empty their glass

00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,in four seconds,
if they're a mind.

00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,I can do it quicker.

00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,- You can, huh?
- Yeah.

00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,Well now, Dutchie,
you've met your master!

00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:25,I hear the words.

00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,Hey, gaffer, two
mugs of suds here!

00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,The best, the same as
me and...