The Detectives s05e01 Special Branch Subtitles

At 00:00:21,800, Character said: Bye -bye!

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At 00:01:19,690, Character said: One more press and we can officially say
we've tried and he wasn't in. OK.

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At 00:01:23,510, Character said: One more press and we run for it. Yeah.
Right.

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At 00:01:29,910, Character said: OK, that's enough. Let's go.

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At 00:01:31,310, Character said: Hang on.

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At 00:01:31,930, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:33,190, Character said: He might have chopped himself.

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At 00:01:34,850, Character said: Don't be daft. You didn't hear the state
he was in on the phone.

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At 00:01:41,650, Character said: Look, we both know what this is about.

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At 00:01:44,070, Character said: His missus has left him again and he
wants us to be there for him.

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At 00:01:47,740, Character said: If he's g***t a problem, why doesn't he
talk to a barman like anybody else?

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At 00:01:51,800, Character said: He could be hanging from the banister
like an old Christmas decoration.

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At 00:01:55,400, Character said: His face all black, his tongue hanging
out, his neck snapped like a dragon's

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At 00:02:01,440, Character said: fin. It's all right, all right.

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At 00:02:03,460, Character said: She's left him loads of times. He's
never killed himself before.

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At 00:02:11,900, Character said: Let's go and have a look round the back.

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At 00:02:34,890, Character said: Splinter, for God's sake.

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At 00:02:36,250, Character said: That's not a splinter. That's a flaming
great big lug.

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At 00:02:39,210, Character said: If I get it out, I could whittle a
cricket bat and some stumps out of it.

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At 00:02:42,630, Character said: G***t any tweezers?

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At 00:02:44,270, Character said: Grass stains.

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At 00:02:46,010, Character said: Grass stains are like tape that.

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At 00:02:48,570, Character said: Eh? They wouldn't come out, either.

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At 00:02:52,630, Character said: Dab it up.

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At 00:02:53,710, Character said: Tell Tom.

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At 00:02:56,030, Character said: You all right, Louie?

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At 00:02:57,350, Character said: He's off to critic all this. Well, it's
only a splinter.

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At 00:03:00,390, Character said: I've g***t this saving your life,
actually.

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At 00:03:03,680, Character said: I was pruning my trees. Yeah, but we
weren't to know that, were we?

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At 00:03:07,660, Character said: I mean, we just went straight in there
without a thought for our own welfare.

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At 00:03:11,320, Character said: And we're off duty.

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At 00:03:12,880, Character said: And it's a Sunday.

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At 00:03:15,000, Character said: Yes, well... Well done.

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At 00:03:18,340, Character said: And thanks for coming round.

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At 00:03:21,040, Character said: So what did he want to see us about,
sir?

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At 00:03:24,060, Character said: I'll pour the tea.

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At 00:03:29,880, Character said: It's g***t to be his missus.

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At 00:03:31,760, Character said: She's gone back with that ginger -haired
bloke from the Nat West.

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At 00:03:35,380, Character said: No, it's not Nat.

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At 00:03:37,940, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:03:38,900, Character said: Her wig's still here.

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At 00:03:40,640, Character said: She never goes anywhere without her wig.

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At 00:03:44,520, Character said: What, then?

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At 00:03:45,540, Character said: Why doesn't your wig come to us with his
family problems, eh?

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At 00:03:49,060, Character said: Might not be his family. Could be
something to do with work. Nah, it's

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At 00:03:53,820, Character said: I'll bet you.

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At 00:03:55,900, Character said: You know, tenor.

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At 00:03:58,540, Character said: What's this?

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At 00:04:02,160, Character said: I've g***t healing hands, sir. I was just
trying to s***k your splinter out.

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At 00:04:08,040, Character said: Sit down.

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At 00:04:09,320, Character said: Tom.

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At 00:04:16,720, Character said: Look, lads.

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At 00:04:17,940, Character said: The fact is, I've g***t a problem.

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At 00:04:20,140, Character said: Oh, really, sir?

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At 00:04:21,260, Character said: Shouldn't really be bothering you two
with it.

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At 00:04:23,620, Character said: It's a domestic problem.

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At 00:04:31,110, Character said: Families, eh?

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At 00:04:32,830, Character said: Who'd have them?

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At 00:04:34,050, Character said: You boys are lucky, no strings, no ties.

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At 00:04:38,170, Character said: But I called you round today because
this time, my family problem has become

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At 00:04:43,450, Character said: work problem.

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At 00:04:44,370, Character said: Ha!

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At 00:04:51,870, Character said: You were so sweet back then.

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At 00:04:54,970, Character said: Is she the problem, sir?

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At 00:04:57,350, Character said: In a way.

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At 00:04:58,470, Character said: And she...

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At 00:04:59,930, Character said: Is a member of your family, sir?

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At 00:05:03,270, Character said: Granddaughter.

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At 00:05:06,010, Character said: I thought you said it was a work
problem, sir.

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At 00:05:08,450, Character said: Oh, it is, Louis.

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At 00:05:09,410, Character said: Good.

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At 00:05:11,370, Character said: Good that it's not a family problem,
sir.

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At 00:05:15,330, Character said: But it is.

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At 00:05:17,450, Character said: I g***t a call at the office the other
day.

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At 00:05:20,150, Character said: At the office, sir?

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At 00:05:22,730, Character said: It was my wife.

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At 00:05:24,530, Character said: A member of your family, sir?

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At 00:05:26,950, Character said: She begged me.

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At 00:05:28,780, Character said: She begged me to use my position as a
police officer to sort out a family

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At 00:05:35,180, Character said: matter.

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At 00:05:37,300, Character said: As you both know, that's against all the
rules.

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At 00:05:42,380, Character said: So, the main problem, sir, stems from
the fact that you are a professional

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At 00:05:48,300, Character said: police officer, making it very much a
work problem?

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At 00:05:53,740, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:05:55,860, Character said: But the fact that you work as a police
officer, sir, Wouldn't matter if it

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At 00:06:00,140, Character said: wasn't for the fact that your family has
become involved.

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At 00:06:06,900, Character said: God, it's good to have two fresh minds
involved in this.

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At 00:06:10,040, Character said: I like clear thinking.

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At 00:06:12,300, Character said: On my own, I just haven't been able to
work it out.

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At 00:06:16,980, Character said: What's that doing there?

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At 00:06:19,240, Character said: Don't know, sir.

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At 00:06:21,580, Character said: Must be mine.

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At 00:06:26,990, Character said: I shouldn't read about the bush like
this.

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At 00:06:28,630, Character said: It's not going to be a gardening lesson,
is it, sir? You see, my granddaughter's

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At 00:06:31,870, Character said: gone off and joined one of these anti
-road protests.

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At 00:06:37,070, Character said: Don't mean she's going to be one of them
crusties.

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At 00:06:39,290, Character said: No, I don't mean that, Louis. She's a
good girl.

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At 00:06:44,390, Character said: She believes in things.

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At 00:06:47,150, Character said: She believes all living things have an
equal right to life.

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At 00:06:50,990, Character said: She believes people should respect their
fellow creatures.

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At 00:06:58,590, Character said: D***n caterpillar.

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At 00:07:01,110, Character said: You see, we've g***t a confidential memo
on Friday.

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At 00:07:04,070, Character said: In two days' time, the local
constabulary are sending the heavy mob

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At 00:07:08,210, Character said: a few heads.

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At 00:07:09,650, Character said: I've heard about that. The F Division
hit a hippie party.

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At 00:07:13,090, Character said: PYOT? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:14,910, Character said: Bring your own trenchant.

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At 00:07:17,230, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:07:18,970, Character said: That's why I want my granddaughter out
of here before the action starts.

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At 00:07:24,050, Character said: You've g***t 48 hours.

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At 00:07:26,410, Character said: Us, sir?

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At 00:07:27,620, Character said: I'd do it myself, but she never listens
to me now.

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At 00:07:30,220, Character said: It was the time she believed everything
her grandad said.

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At 00:07:32,880, Character said: I once told her there were ten little
fairies living under my shed.

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At 00:07:38,260, Character said: Probably why she doesn't listen to you
anymore, sir.

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At 00:07:41,300, Character said: I'm giving you both two days' leave.

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At 00:07:43,500, Character said: Paid, of course.

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At 00:07:45,680, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:46,940, Character said: Double time.

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At 00:07:48,960, Character said: Double time.

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At 00:07:49,860, Character said: Unexpensive, sir.

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At 00:07:51,620, Character said: OK, OK.

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At 00:07:53,580, Character said: I'll pay you out of my own money.

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At 00:07:59,030, Character said: I don't care how you do it, I don't want
to know.

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At 00:08:02,550, Character said: Just tell her Grandpappy Cotton is still
catching moonbeams for her

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At 00:08:08,530, Character said: in his special magic wellingtons.

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At 00:08:17,430, Character said: I nearly became an hippie, you know,
first time round.

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At 00:08:24,590, Character said: Really?

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At 00:08:26,490, Character said: I played the Sgt. Pepper album backwards
and I could swear John Lennon was

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At 00:08:30,710, Character said: instructing me to resign from the sea
scouts and burn me woggle.

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At 00:08:34,650, Character said: Then the beetle spit up and all my hair
fell out.

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At 00:08:37,770, Character said: I blame Yoko Ono.

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At 00:08:39,950, Character said: Nah, it was the bleach.

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At 00:09:39,630, Character said: But most of all, we'll save the lovely
old tree.

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At 00:09:44,470, Character said: Cos it's trees, trees, only trees.

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At 00:09:47,730, Character said: Lovely veggie burgers and dongeries.

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At 00:09:50,270, Character said: Me and you, you and me. I don't mean
you, I mean you, the tree.

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At 00:10:00,270, Character said: I think that says it all.

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At 00:10:02,230, Character said: Any chance of a roll -up and some Linda
McCartney lasagne?

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At 00:10:05,170, Character said: No, stop coming closer.

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At 00:10:06,950, Character said: It's all right, love, we've come to
help.

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At 00:10:09,740, Character said: We would have...