Ingrid.Goes.West.2017.REPACK.BRRip.XviD.AC3-EVO Subtitles

00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:44,Is this real?
Hashtag no filter.

00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:50,The couple that yogas together,
stays together.

00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,Prayer hands emoji.

00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:58,A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,Hashtag perfect

00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:07,So glad I married this weirdo.
Fluttering heart emoji.

00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,Getting the band back together.
Hashtag all the line.

00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:13,Yup! That's how we roll.
Princess emoji.

00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,And the festivities we get.
Twin hearts emoji.

00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:18,Fairy tale wedding.
Hashtag about last night.

00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,Happy to be sharing this day

00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:24,with all my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,♪ One thing leads to another ♪

00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,♪ You told me something wrong
I know I listen too long ♪

00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:47,The couple that
yogas together stays together.

00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:50,A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:51,Princess emoji.

00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:52,Yup! That's how we roll.

00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,All my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:58,Hashtag all the line.
Hashtag about last night.

00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,Hashtag perfect.
Fairy tale wedding.

00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:04,- Is this real?
- Hashtag blessed.

00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:06,I know...

00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,Hi, Charlotte.

00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,- Ingrid.
- Congratulations.

00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,Thanks for inviting me.

00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,- You f***g c***t!
- Help!

00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:52,"Dear Charlotte,
I want you to know

00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,how sorry I **
about what happened.

00:02:56,780 --> 00:03:00,I think having this time apart
has been really good for me.

00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,I'm learning how
to be present...

00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:06,how to live in the moment...

00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:09,how to listen.

00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,Sometimes I'll hear a joke
that reminds me of you.

00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:20,And I'll feel sad because I have
no way of telling you about it.

00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,But, maybe, that's okay.

00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:27,Maybe, it's good to be alone
once in a while.

00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,I don't what
the future holds for me.

00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,I just know that things
are gonna be different now.

00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,And I guess
I just wanted to say thank you.

00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,You're the only person
who reached out to me

00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:48,after my mom died.
And, I'll never forget that.

00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,And I hope that someday
you and I can...

00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:57,look back on all of this
and laugh.

00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:07,Your friend always,
Ingrid."

00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,You'll freeze to death
if you stay here!

00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,Taylor Sloane

00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,Holy S***t.

00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:27,"Live in the sunshine,

00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:30,swim in the sea,
drink the wild air."

00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,Ralph Waldo Emerson.

00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,My muse.
Hashtag Rothko the dog.

00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,There's science,
logic and reason

00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:47,And then there is, California.

00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:51,Baby, you're a firework.
American Flag Emoji.

00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:56,You're so cool.
Hashtag true romance vibes.

00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,Another day,
another Avocado toast.

00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,Prayer hands emoji.

00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,Yeah,
I'm just gonna pay someone.

00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,I'm sick of doing it myself.

00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:40,Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe

00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:41,who I'm looking at right now.

00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:44,Ingrid Thorburn.

00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:48,She just saw me.

00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,Yeah, I thought she was
in an insane asylum.

00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:52,I know, right?

00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:56,I mean, Charlotte had to get
a restraining order against her.

00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,They weren't
even friends.

00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:01,Charlotte just commented
on one of her Instagrams,

00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,and then Ingrid went
full stalker on her.

00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,She looks bad.

00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:09,Is she homeless right now.
So dark...

00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,I wish!
Grateful Kitchen, actually.

00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,They are the best.
Check it out

00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,next time you're in L.A.
Winking Face Emoji

00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,Hi, Taylor.

00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:19,Thank you.

00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,Yeah, so, you know,
that s***t was poppin',

00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,and after a while of me
squeezing on her a***s

00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,and rubbin' on it...

00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,We went to the crib
for some Netflix and chill.

00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,But you ain't paying
your d***n subscription

00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,No, it wasn't nothing like that.

00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,No dude, I gotta' call you back.

00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,Alright.
Hey.

00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,Dan Pinto.
Nice to meet you.

00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:33,Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.

00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,Okay, Ingrid Thorburn.
You... You like the place?

00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,- Are you the landlord?
- Yes, sorry to shock you.

00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,I'm the dude who lives next door
that you pay rent to.

00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,The landlord thing is
just a side hassle

00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,so I can get my real s***t
up the ground.

00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,You write movies?

00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,- Yeah.
- Anything I've seen?

00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:56,- Like Batman?
- You wrote that?

00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,No, but I'm writing
a spec script.

00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,It's-It's not authorized,
but I think it will be

00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,a nice installment
into the franchise.

00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,How much is this place?

00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,Twenty-nine hundred,
the first two months,

00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,plus the security deposit.
No pets!

00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,But we are 420 friendly,
so, you know.

00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,Do you take cash?

00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,- Are you an escort or something?
- No.

00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,F***k!

00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,- Are you a drug dealer?
- No.

00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,Okay, for real what you do?

00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,You g***t a backpack
full of money.

00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,Suspicious.

00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,Yeah, if you really wanna know,

00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,my mom just died
and left me a bunch of money.

00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,I didn't mean to offend.
Like, my condolences. I mean...

00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,It's okay.
It's all there.

00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,- Thank you.
- F***k off, then.

00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,Alright. Bye.
See ya' later then.

00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,What's your biggest
emotional wound?

00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:41,- What?
- It's our question of the day.

00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,Oh.

00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,Mine's actually my relationship
with my dad.

00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,- I'm good, thanks.
- Alright.

00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,Well, in that case,
welcome to Grateful Kitchen.

00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,My name's Eden.
How can I nourish you today?

00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,You know, I'm actually meeting
a friend for lunch here.

00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,- Have you seen her?
- Oh, yeah, Taylor Sloane.

00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,Yeah, yeah.
She comes in all the time.

00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,I know.

00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,She was actually here
like an hour ago.

00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,You said
you're meeting her for lunch?

00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,Oh...

00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,God, I must've gotten
the time wrong,

00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,So stupid.

00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,Do you remember
what she ordered?

00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,Summer chop,
courtesy of the lovely ladies

00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,at The Hive, L.A.

00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,New Clare V clutch
g***t me like... Princess Emoji.

00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,"We tell ourselves
stories in...