Ingrid Goes West Repack -evo (2017) Subtitles

At 00:00:40,908, Character said: Is this real?
Hashtag no filter.

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At 00:00:47,980, Character said: The couple that yogas together,
stays together.

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At 00:00:51,100, Character said: Prayer hands emoji.

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At 00:00:55,700, Character said: A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

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At 00:00:58,460, Character said: Hashtag perfect

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At 00:01:03,300, Character said: So glad I married this weirdo.
Fluttering heart emoji.

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At 00:01:07,460, Character said: Getting the band back together.
Hashtag all the line.

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At 00:01:11,180, Character said: Yup! That's how we roll.
Princess emoji.

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At 00:01:13,700, Character said: And the festivities we get.
Twin hearts emoji.

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At 00:01:16,540, Character said: Fairy tale wedding.
Hashtag about last night.

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At 00:01:19,580, Character said: Happy to be sharing this day

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At 00:01:20,980, Character said: with all my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

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At 00:01:38,300, Character said: ♪ One thing leads to another ♪

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At 00:01:40,900, Character said: ♪ You told me something wrong
I know I listen too long ♪

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At 00:01:44,420, Character said: The couple that
yogas together stays together.

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At 00:01:47,980, Character said: A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

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At 00:01:50,380, Character said: Princess emoji.

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At 00:01:51,580, Character said: Yup! That's how we roll.

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At 00:01:52,980, Character said: All my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

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At 00:01:55,340, Character said: Hashtag all the line.
Hashtag about last night.

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At 00:01:58,660, Character said: Hashtag perfect.
Fairy tale wedding.

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At 00:02:01,340, Character said: - Is this real?
- Hashtag blessed.

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At 00:02:04,580, Character said: I know...

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At 00:02:06,700, Character said: Hi, Charlotte.

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At 00:02:09,380, Character said: - Ingrid.
- Congratulations.

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At 00:02:12,100, Character said: Thanks for inviting me.

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At 00:02:13,580, Character said: - You f***g c***t!
- Help!

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At 00:02:49,060, Character said: "Dear Charlotte,
I want you to know

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At 00:02:53,140, Character said: how sorry I **
about what happened.

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At 00:02:56,780, Character said: I think having this time apart
has been really good for me.

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At 00:03:01,100, Character said: I'm learning how
to be present...

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At 00:03:04,660, Character said: how to live in the moment...

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At 00:03:08,380, Character said: how to listen.

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At 00:03:13,500, Character said: Sometimes I'll hear a joke
that reminds me of you.

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At 00:03:17,340, Character said: And I'll feel sad because I have
no way of telling you about it.

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At 00:03:22,500, Character said: But, maybe, that's okay.

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At 00:03:25,340, Character said: Maybe, it's good to be alone
once in a while.

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At 00:03:29,860, Character said: I don't what
the future holds for me.

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At 00:03:33,180, Character said: I just know that things
are gonna be different now.

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At 00:03:39,380, Character said: And I guess
I just wanted to say thank you.

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At 00:03:42,620, Character said: You're the only person
who reached out to me

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At 00:03:44,860, Character said: after my mom died.
And, I'll never forget that.

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At 00:03:50,580, Character said: And I hope that someday
you and I can...

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At 00:03:54,220, Character said: look back on all of this
and laugh.

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At 00:04:03,060, Character said: Your friend always,
Ingrid."

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At 00:04:39,780, Character said: You'll freeze to death
if you stay here!

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At 00:06:15,460, Character said: Taylor Sloane

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At 00:06:19,300, Character said: Holy S***t.

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At 00:06:25,420, Character said: "Live in the sunshine,

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At 00:06:27,660, Character said: swim in the sea,
drink the wild air."

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At 00:06:30,740, Character said: Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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At 00:06:36,860, Character said: My muse.
Hashtag Rothko the dog.

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At 00:06:41,300, Character said: There's science,
logic and reason

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At 00:06:44,220, Character said: And then there is, California.

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At 00:06:48,220, Character said: Baby, you're a firework.
American Flag Emoji.

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At 00:06:52,940, Character said: You're so cool.
Hashtag true romance vibes.

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At 00:07:36,380, Character said: Another day,
another Avocado toast.

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At 00:07:39,420, Character said: Prayer hands emoji.

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At 00:08:33,220, Character said: Yeah,
I'm just gonna pay someone.

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At 00:08:35,220, Character said: I'm sick of doing it myself.

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At 00:08:38,660, Character said: Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe

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At 00:08:40,540, Character said: who I'm looking at right now.

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At 00:08:42,740, Character said: Ingrid Thorburn.

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At 00:08:46,420, Character said: She just saw me.

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At 00:08:48,660, Character said: Yeah, I thought she was
in an insane asylum.

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At 00:08:51,820, Character said: I know, right?

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At 00:08:53,180, Character said: I mean, Charlotte had to get
a restraining order against her.

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At 00:08:57,540, Character said: They weren't
even friends.

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At 00:08:58,980, Character said: Charlotte just commented
on one of her Instagrams,

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At 00:09:01,700, Character said: and then Ingrid went
full stalker on her.

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At 00:09:04,860, Character said: She looks bad.

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At 00:09:06,540, Character said: Is she homeless right now.
So dark...

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At 00:09:26,740, Character said: I wish!
Grateful Kitchen, actually.

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At 00:09:29,500, Character said: They are the best.
Check it out

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At 00:09:31,300, Character said: next time you're in L.A.
Winking Face Emoji

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At 00:09:41,940, Character said: Hi, Taylor.

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At 00:10:18,780, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:11:11,660, Character said: Yeah, so, you know,
that s***t was poppin',

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At 00:11:13,740, Character said: and after a while of me
squeezing on her a***s

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At 00:11:16,180, Character said: and rubbin' on it...

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At 00:11:17,340, Character said: We went to the crib
for some Netflix and chill.

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At 00:11:19,340, Character said: But you ain't paying
your d***n subscription

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At 00:11:21,580, Character said: No, it wasn't nothing like that.

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At 00:11:23,940, Character said: No dude, I gotta' call you back.

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At 00:11:26,220, Character said: Alright.
Hey.

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At 00:11:27,980, Character said: Dan Pinto.
Nice to meet you.

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At 00:11:31,180, Character said: Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.

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At 00:11:33,940, Character said: Okay, Ingrid Thorburn.
You... You like the place?

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At 00:11:37,900, Character said: - Are you the landlord?
- Yes, sorry to shock you.

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At 00:11:41,220, Character said: I'm the dude who lives next door
that you pay rent to.

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At 00:11:43,500, Character said: The landlord thing is
just a side hassle

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At 00:11:45,660, Character said: so I can get my real s***t
up the ground.

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At 00:11:48,900, Character said: You write movies?

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At 00:11:51,420, Character said: - Yeah.
- Anything I've seen?

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At 00:11:54,020, Character said: - Like Batman?
- You wrote that?

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At 00:11:57,340, Character said: No, but I'm writing
a spec script.

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At 00:11:59,100, Character said: It's-It's not authorized,
but I think it will be

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At 00:12:00,980, Character said: a nice installment
into the franchise.

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At 00:12:02,540, Character said: How much is this place?

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At 00:12:04,500, Character said: Twenty-nine hundred,
the first two months,

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At 00:12:06,860, Character said: plus the security deposit.
No pets!

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At 00:12:09,420, Character said: But we are 420 friendly,
so, you know.

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At 00:12:11,900, Character said: Do you take cash?

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At 00:12:24,300, Character said: - Are you an escort or something?
- No.

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At 00:12:27,220, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:12:28,540, Character said: - Are you a drug dealer?
- No.

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At 00:12:30,700, Character said: Okay, for real what you do?

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At 00:12:33,020, Character said: You g***t a backpack
full of money.

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At 00:12:35,780, Character said: Suspicious.

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At 00:12:38,540, Character said: Yeah, if you really wanna know,

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At 00:12:41,060, Character said: my mom just died
and left me a bunch of money.

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At 00:12:45,300, Character said: I didn't mean to offend.
Like, my condolences. I mean...

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At 00:12:49,260, Character said: It's okay.
It's all there.

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At 00:12:55,380, Character said: - Thank you.
- F***k off, then.

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At 00:12:56,620, Character said: Alright. Bye.
See ya' later then.

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At 00:13:36,140, Character said: What's your biggest
emotional wound?

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At 00:13:38,140, Character said: - What?
- It's our question of the day.

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At 00:13:44,140, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:13:45,820, Character said: Mine's actually my relationship
with my dad.

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At 00:13:50,380, Character said: - I'm good, thanks.
- Alright.

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At 00:13:52,540, Character said: Well, in that case,
welcome to Grateful Kitchen.

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At 00:13:54,820, Character said: My name's Eden.
How can I nourish you today?

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At 00:13:57,620, Character said: You know, I'm actually meeting
a friend for lunch here.

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At 00:13:59,900, Character said: - Have you seen her?
- Oh, yeah, Taylor Sloane.

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At 00:14:03,140, Character said: Yeah, yeah.
She comes in all the time.

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At 00:14:05,180, Character said: I know.

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At 00:14:06,780, Character said: She was actually here
like an hour ago.

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At 00:14:09,340, Character said: You said
you're meeting her for lunch?

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At 00:14:12,340, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:14:13,980, Character said: God, I must've gotten
the time wrong,

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At 00:14:17,100, Character said: So stupid.

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At 00:14:19,540, Character said: Do you remember
what she ordered?

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At 00:14:39,220, Character said: Summer chop,
courtesy of the lovely ladies

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At 00:14:41,700, Character said: at The Hive, L.A.

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At 00:14:52,500, Character said: New Clare V clutch
g***t me like... Princess Emoji.

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At 00:15:09,900, Character said: "We tell ourselves
stories in...