The Drew Carey Show s07e10 Eat Drink Drew Woman Subtitles

00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,Hey, what's going on with all this crap?

00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:13,The board hired a new efficiency expert
to take Wick's place while he's on

00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:19,vacation. She put in these desks so that
we couldn't hide any personal stuff,

00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,and chairs are supposed to help us
concentrate.

00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,Mostly, I'm just concentrating on not...

00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,falling a***s over tea kettle on the
floor.

00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:35,You just can't come in here and take my
personal stuff. How come nobody ever

00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:36,told me about this efficiency expert?

00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:43,Because, Mr. Carey, you are low -level
management who's out of the loop and ten

00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:44,minutes late. You hear that?

00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:46,I told you I was management.

00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,May I have everyone's attention?

00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,My name is Christine Watson.

00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:55,I've been hired... to cut costs and make
this place profitable.

00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:00,Now, some of you may lose your jobs, but
if you work hard and apply yourselves,

00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,you'll still probably lose your jobs.

00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:09,If you work at a superhuman capacity
with a pay cut, maybe, just maybe, you

00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:10,can save your jobs.

00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:12,Okay, now back to work.

00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,Oh, and don't forget, have fun.

00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,Hold on a second there, Ms.

00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:19,Watson.

00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,You just can't come in here and threaten
everybody like that, push us around.

00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:27,There's a lot of hard -working people
here. I'm going to protect my employees.

00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,Really? And how are you going to protect
them from the softest retail market in

00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:35,decades? And how are you going to
protect them from that mall going up

00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,town? I'm only going to say this one
time.

00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,I don't know.

00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:44,I'm going to enjoy kicking your a***s,
Carrie.

00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:49,Like a butt I can lose my foot in.

00:01:54,170 --> 00:02:01,All this energy calling

00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,me.

00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:04,Back where it comes from.

00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:07,It's such a crude attitude.

00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,It's back where it belongs.

00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:14,All the little chicks with the crimson
lips.

00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,then with a safety pin go

00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:55,It's just so hard leaving Trevor in the
morning.

00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,You have a boyfriend.

00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,Shower massager.

00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,I know

00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:12,you've been brought here to make us more

00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,efficient, but your driving is crazy.

00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:20,We're not machines. We're people. We
have outside interests.

00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,We have lives. We have families. I was
here one time, and I have a family. It's

00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,Winfrey and Louder. I have children,
Winfrey and Louder. I have outside

00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:35,interests. I like to write songs about
Winfrey and Louder. Want to hear one?

00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:39,Woke up this morning. Get your butt and
get on your fire.

00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:48,Hey, sorry I'm late. Sat in a donut and
had to change my pants.

00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,Thank you,

00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,Drew. Very efficient, as always.

00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,I have something for you, Drew.

00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:15,I brought it up from the furniture
department. It's a little gesture to

00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:18,appreciation. I want people to know that
hard work has its rewards.

00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,Wow, this is great. This is the best
chair they have.

00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,I heard Elvis had a toilet made out of
one of these.

00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,And let me know if there's anything else
you need.

00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,Well, what is this?

00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:40,A romance novel at work.

00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:42,Oh, I have a romance novel for you.

00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,Norma's High Love.

00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,In unemployment...

00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:51,Why does she have to be so evil?

00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:56,You heard her. She doesn't have any
personal life. That translates, she

00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,getting any.

00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:03,I know what'll ease her off of us. We
gotta fix her up with somebody.

00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,Hey, I don't know what it does, but
there's a button here called spread them

00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:07,get them.

00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:15,Let's do it.

00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:23,Drew. You have to help us. Miss Watson's
turning this store into a living hell.

00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,Yeah, a living hell.

00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:30,Look, I don't know why, but she's g***t
the hots for you. That's why you've g***t

00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,take her out and romance her a little
and then slip her the Carey family

00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,I'm not going to do that.

00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,All right, maybe this will help.

00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,Pity s***x for the boss, $500.

00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,That's pretty good pay.

00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:51,For you, that works out to about $250 a
second.

00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:56,Hey, let me tell you something.

00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,Drew Carey can't be bought.

00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:09,Just think about it, okay? Because she's
killing us.

00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:12,You know, maybe a little hard work is
what we need around here to turn the

00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,back around.

00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,What's that?

00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,Miss Watson's giving us a break from Mr.
Anderson's retirement party.

00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:19,Oh,

00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,I guess it can be denied.

00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,I'll have a talk with her, but that's
it. I'm just going to talk with her.

00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:36,Nothing else.

00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,I'm already involved with somebody.

00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:40,You miss me, baby?

00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:50,he's home and he brought the good stuff
guys how's it going oh i'm

00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:54,exhausted building a house is hard and
we're not this tired when we stay up all

00:06:54,850 --> 00:07:01,night drinking different muscles i hate
to tell you this buddy but i don't think

00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:04,we're going to be in the house by winter
we never should have given notice in

00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,our apartment maybe we could talk to him
and let's keep the apartment for a

00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:12,couple more weeks we don't have any
money for rent i g***t it covered

00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:16,Hey, Tim.

00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:21,Hey, we were wondering if you'd let us
have the apartment back for a couple

00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,weeks, but we can't pay rent.

00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,No.

00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:30,Look, we can't pay rent with money, but
there are other forms of payment.

00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,Have you ever seen the movie Indecent
Proposal?

00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,give him our copy of the movie Indecent
Proposal. Oh, thank God.

00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:07,Okay. Tim, you help my friends out, and
I will give you this used chapstick

00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:09,that's been all over my lips.

00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:12,You have a $2 ,000 bar tab.

00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:14,$2 ,000.

00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:15,$2 ,000.

00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,You're like a broken record.

00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,We get over it, you're not getting it.

00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,Well, I'm just saying you should lighten
up a little. I don't know why I have

00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:28,to... ride people so hard all the time.

00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:32,You know, I know you all think I'm like
some kind of drill sergeant, but it's

00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:33,for a reason.

00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:36,The board wants me to fire 20 % of the
staff.

00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,Really?

00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:42,Yep. But if I can get productivity up, I
think I only have to let go of 5%. Oh,

00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:44,oh, I get it. It's like tough love.

00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:47,Like the time the owner of the adult
bookstore told me to get out and get

00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:48,sun.

00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,You know, you seem like a smart guy. How
come you've been stuck in the same job

00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,for the past 15 years?

00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,My theory is I'm just too good looking
to be taken seriously.

00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,How did you get into the efficiency
business?

00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,Well, I graduated from Northwestern with
a degree in philosophy and a minor in

00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,art history.

00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,So...