The Drew Carey Show Eat Drink Drew Woman S07E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,560, Character said: Hey, what's going on with all this crap?

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At 00:00:09,940, Character said: The board hired a new efficiency expert
to take Wick's place while he's on

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At 00:00:13,880, Character said: vacation. She put in these desks so that
we couldn't hide any personal stuff,

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At 00:00:19,560, Character said: and chairs are supposed to help us
concentrate.

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At 00:00:25,260, Character said: Mostly, I'm just concentrating on not...

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At 00:00:28,910, Character said: falling a***s over tea kettle on the
floor.

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At 00:00:32,530, Character said: You just can't come in here and take my
personal stuff. How come nobody ever

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At 00:00:35,110, Character said: told me about this efficiency expert?

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At 00:00:37,250, Character said: Because, Mr. Carey, you are low -level
management who's out of the loop and ten

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At 00:00:43,430, Character said: minutes late. You hear that?

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At 00:00:44,850, Character said: I told you I was management.

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At 00:00:47,830, Character said: May I have everyone's attention?

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At 00:00:50,310, Character said: My name is Christine Watson.

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At 00:00:52,450, Character said: I've been hired... to cut costs and make
this place profitable.

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At 00:00:55,700, Character said: Now, some of you may lose your jobs, but
if you work hard and apply yourselves,

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At 00:01:00,520, Character said: you'll still probably lose your jobs.

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At 00:01:02,740, Character said: If you work at a superhuman capacity
with a pay cut, maybe, just maybe, you

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At 00:01:09,660, Character said: can save your jobs.

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At 00:01:11,260, Character said: Okay, now back to work.

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At 00:01:12,820, Character said: Oh, and don't forget, have fun.

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At 00:01:15,800, Character said: Hold on a second there, Ms.

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At 00:01:18,740, Character said: Watson.

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At 00:01:20,540, Character said: You just can't come in here and threaten
everybody like that, push us around.

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At 00:01:24,140, Character said: There's a lot of hard -working people
here. I'm going to protect my employees.

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At 00:01:27,760, Character said: Really? And how are you going to protect
them from the softest retail market in

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At 00:01:31,900, Character said: decades? And how are you going to
protect them from that mall going up

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At 00:01:35,200, Character said: town? I'm only going to say this one
time.

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At 00:01:38,300, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:01:42,020, Character said: I'm going to enjoy kicking your a***s,
Carrie.

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At 00:01:47,530, Character said: Like a butt I can lose my foot in.

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At 00:01:54,170, Character said: All this energy calling

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At 00:02:01,050, Character said: me.

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At 00:02:02,350, Character said: Back where it comes from.

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At 00:02:05,370, Character said: It's such a crude attitude.

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At 00:02:08,530, Character said: It's back where it belongs.

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At 00:02:11,470, Character said: All the little chicks with the crimson
lips.

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At 00:02:19,400, Character said: then with a safety pin go

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At 00:02:53,710, Character said: It's just so hard leaving Trevor in the
morning.

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At 00:02:56,510, Character said: You have a boyfriend.

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At 00:02:59,290, Character said: Shower massager.

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At 00:03:03,350, Character said: I know

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At 00:03:05,870, Character said: you've been brought here to make us more

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At 00:03:12,730, Character said: efficient, but your driving is crazy.

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At 00:03:16,410, Character said: We're not machines. We're people. We
have outside interests.

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At 00:03:20,680, Character said: We have lives. We have families. I was
here one time, and I have a family. It's

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At 00:03:25,560, Character said: Winfrey and Louder. I have children,
Winfrey and Louder. I have outside

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At 00:03:30,540, Character said: interests. I like to write songs about
Winfrey and Louder. Want to hear one?

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At 00:03:35,980, Character said: Woke up this morning. Get your butt and
get on your fire.

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At 00:03:45,740, Character said: Hey, sorry I'm late. Sat in a donut and
had to change my pants.

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At 00:04:03,640, Character said: Thank you,

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At 00:04:05,780, Character said: Drew. Very efficient, as always.

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At 00:04:08,580, Character said: I have something for you, Drew.

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At 00:04:11,580, Character said: I brought it up from the furniture
department. It's a little gesture to

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At 00:04:15,020, Character said: appreciation. I want people to know that
hard work has its rewards.

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At 00:04:18,959, Character said: Wow, this is great. This is the best
chair they have.

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At 00:04:21,370, Character said: I heard Elvis had a toilet made out of
one of these.

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At 00:04:26,190, Character said: And let me know if there's anything else
you need.

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At 00:04:34,210, Character said: Well, what is this?

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At 00:04:37,230, Character said: A romance novel at work.

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At 00:04:40,570, Character said: Oh, I have a romance novel for you.

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At 00:04:43,890, Character said: Norma's High Love.

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At 00:04:45,770, Character said: In unemployment...

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At 00:04:50,700, Character said: Why does she have to be so evil?

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At 00:04:52,180, Character said: You heard her. She doesn't have any
personal life. That translates, she

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At 00:04:56,160, Character said: getting any.

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At 00:04:59,380, Character said: I know what'll ease her off of us. We
gotta fix her up with somebody.

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At 00:05:03,820, Character said: Hey, I don't know what it does, but
there's a button here called spread them

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At 00:05:06,420, Character said: get them.

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At 00:05:14,620, Character said: Let's do it.

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At 00:05:18,760, Character said: Drew. You have to help us. Miss Watson's
turning this store into a living hell.

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At 00:05:23,360, Character said: Yeah, a living hell.

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At 00:05:26,100, Character said: Look, I don't know why, but she's g***t
the hots for you. That's why you've g***t

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At 00:05:30,000, Character said: take her out and romance her a little
and then slip her the Carey family

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At 00:05:36,380, Character said: I'm not going to do that.

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At 00:05:37,700, Character said: All right, maybe this will help.

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At 00:05:41,120, Character said: Pity s***x for the boss, $500.

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At 00:05:46,880, Character said: That's pretty good pay.

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At 00:05:48,570, Character said: For you, that works out to about $250 a
second.

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At 00:05:54,830, Character said: Hey, let me tell you something.

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At 00:05:58,410, Character said: Drew Carey can't be bought.

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At 00:06:05,590, Character said: Just think about it, okay? Because she's
killing us.

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At 00:06:09,850, Character said: You know, maybe a little hard work is
what we need around here to turn the

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At 00:06:12,750, Character said: back around.

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At 00:06:14,270, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:06:15,280, Character said: Miss Watson's giving us a break from Mr.
Anderson's retirement party.

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At 00:06:18,620, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:30,420, Character said: I guess it can be denied.

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At 00:06:33,140, Character said: I'll have a talk with her, but that's
it. I'm just going to talk with her.

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At 00:06:35,860, Character said: Nothing else.

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At 00:06:37,040, Character said: I'm already involved with somebody.

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At 00:06:39,840, Character said: You miss me, baby?

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At 00:06:43,790, Character said: he's home and he brought the good stuff
guys how's it going oh i'm

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At 00:06:50,570, Character said: exhausted building a house is hard and
we're not this tired when we stay up all

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At 00:06:54,850, Character said: night drinking different muscles i hate
to tell you this buddy but i don't think

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At 00:07:01,390, Character said: we're going to be in the house by winter
we never should have given notice in

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At 00:07:04,090, Character said: our apartment maybe we could talk to him
and let's keep the apartment for a

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At 00:07:07,510, Character said: couple more weeks we don't have any
money for rent i g***t it covered

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At 00:07:15,990, Character said: Hey, Tim.

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At 00:07:17,630, Character said: Hey, we were wondering if you'd let us
have the apartment back for a couple

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At 00:07:21,210, Character said: weeks, but we can't pay rent.

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At 00:07:23,270, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:25,670, Character said: Look, we can't pay rent with money, but
there are other forms of payment.

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At 00:07:31,930, Character said: Have you ever seen the movie Indecent
Proposal?

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At 00:07:57,130, Character said: give him our copy of the movie Indecent
Proposal. Oh, thank God.

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At 00:08:02,130, Character said: Okay. Tim, you help my friends out, and
I will give you this used chapstick

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At 00:08:07,450, Character said: that's been all over my lips.

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At 00:08:10,150, Character said: You have a $2 ,000 bar tab.

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At 00:08:13,150, Character said: $2 ,000.

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At 00:08:14,290, Character said: $2 ,000.

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At 00:08:16,630, Character said: You're like a broken record.

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At 00:08:18,390, Character said: We get over it, you're not getting it.

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At 00:08:23,770, Character said: Well, I'm just saying you should lighten
up a little. I don't know why I have

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At 00:08:26,550, Character said: to... ride people so hard all the time.

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At 00:08:28,870, Character said: You know, I know you all think I'm like
some kind of drill sergeant, but it's

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At 00:08:32,289, Character said: for a reason.

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At 00:08:33,669, Character said: The board wants me to fire 20 % of the
staff.

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At 00:08:36,650, Character said: Really?

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At 00:08:37,710, Character said: Yep. But if I can get productivity up, I
think I only have to let go of 5%. Oh,

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At 00:08:42,450, Character said: oh, I get it. It's like tough love.

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At 00:08:45,190, Character said: Like the time the owner of the adult
bookstore told me to get out and get

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At 00:08:47,810, Character said: sun.

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At 00:08:50,630, Character said: You know, you seem like a smart guy. How
come you've been stuck in the same job

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At 00:08:53,930, Character said: for the past 15 years?

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At 00:08:55,500, Character said: My theory is I'm just too good looking
to be taken seriously.

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At 00:08:59,440, Character said: How did you get into the efficiency
business?

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At 00:09:01,800, Character said: Well, I graduated from Northwestern with
a degree in philosophy and a minor in

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At 00:09:05,700, Character said: art history.

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At 00:09:06,500, Character said: So...