The Drew Carey Show A Shot In The Dark S07E17 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,460, Character said: Hey, Drew.

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At 00:00:01,240, Character said: Hey. I heard you're talking about
getting a DVD player, so I g***t you your

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At 00:00:05,500, Character said: movie.

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At 00:00:06,860, Character said: Female Baldness, The Secret Chain.

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At 00:00:10,520, Character said: Yeah, you get to Blockbuster a minute
after 8 o 'clock and there's nothing.

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At 00:00:15,720, Character said: Well, I'm glad you didn't spend any
money because I'm not getting a DVD

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At 00:00:20,980, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:00:22,080, Character said: You're making all this money as co
-manager. You should treat yourself to

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At 00:00:25,180, Character said: something nice. I did. Check it out.

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At 00:00:28,740, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:00:29,710, Character said: Top of the line police scanner.

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At 00:00:33,670, Character said: I started listening to these when I was
a security guard and I g***t so hooked.

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At 00:00:36,910, Character said: You just can't believe how exciting
these things get.

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At 00:00:40,650, Character said: We g***t a report of an elderly woman
urinating on the steps of the

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At 00:00:46,510, Character said: What do you want to do about it? Over.

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At 00:00:48,870, Character said: Just leave her alone.

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At 00:00:53,230, Character said: Well, that's the last time I have a
picnic on the courthouse steps, I'll

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At 00:00:56,010, Character said: you that.

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At 00:01:16,900, Character said: We have a report of a sad, lonely man
who just wasted $300.

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At 00:01:23,260, Character said: Over.

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At 00:01:32,180, Character said: Code 33.

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At 00:01:36,180, Character said: Interfering with the spawning of famine.

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At 00:01:40,760, Character said: Oh, it's a fishing game manual.

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At 00:01:44,640, Character said: Jerry, you know, I think Lewis and
Oswald are at the Warsaw.

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At 00:01:47,620, Character said: Oh, hey, kill the scuckbox. Let's rock
and roll.

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At 00:01:51,000, Character said: Oh, man, you know what?

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At 00:01:52,660, Character said: They don't really like civilians hanging
around at crime scenes.

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At 00:01:56,660, Character said: But, hey, you know, you're with me.
It'll be all right.

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At 00:01:59,860, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:02:02,700, Character said: Hey, hey, did you guys see the Code 33
in progress?

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At 00:02:05,840, Character said: Yeah, we saw everything.

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At 00:02:07,020, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:08,300, Character said: What's a Code 33?

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At 00:02:10,500, Character said: From what I saw, it's one drunk grabbing
another drunk's nose.

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At 00:02:15,440, Character said: I'll tell you what, I'm going to go see
if they need any CA.

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At 00:02:18,000, Character said: It's civilian assistance.

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At 00:02:21,080, Character said: And I g***t to go move the car.

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At 00:02:23,160, Character said: When we pulled up, Starsky over there
skidded into a handicapped spot, jumped

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At 00:02:27,120, Character said: out the window, and slid across the
hood.

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At 00:02:31,339, Character said: I'm ready to go home. You ready, honey?

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At 00:02:33,080, Character said: Yep. Let's go.

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At 00:02:35,080, Character said: Hey, come in here, nurse. How about when
we get home, you go on mole patrol on

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At 00:02:38,120, Character said: my back?

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At 00:02:39,160, Character said: Maybe you could go on kiss patrol on my
a***s.

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At 00:02:44,180, Character said: I'm kidding.

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At 00:02:45,480, Character said: I'd love to.

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At 00:02:47,000, Character said: Oswald, we need to talk.

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At 00:02:51,640, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:02:52,860, Character said: Look, I know Lewis is your best friend,
but we're never alone.

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At 00:02:56,040, Character said: And to be honest, I think he's a little
creepy.

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At 00:02:58,860, Character said: Ah, that's just an act. Really, he's the
sweetest guy in the world. Besides, if

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At 00:03:03,340, Character said: we hurt his feelings, he could go
berserk and kill a bunch of people.

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At 00:03:07,760, Character said: Look, if our relationship's going to get
to the next level, we need some time

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At 00:03:12,300, Character said: alone. Why don't you let me talk to him?

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At 00:03:15,420, Character said: All right, but only because I think the
next level is s***x.

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At 00:03:23,790, Character said: Lewis, can I talk to you about
something?

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At 00:03:27,290, Character said: Oh, I saw this coming.

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At 00:03:29,930, Character said: Look, I can't be in a threesome with you
and Oswald.

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At 00:03:38,270, Character said: It would affect my relationship with
him, but I'd be happy to watch.

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At 00:03:43,770, Character said: Lewis, you're a great guy, but Oswald
and I are in a relationship and we need

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At 00:03:48,110, Character said: little... Alone time.

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At 00:03:50,850, Character said: No, I don't want to be the third wheel.

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At 00:03:52,610, Character said: I've been one of those.

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At 00:03:54,670, Character said: Every vacation my mom had stayed with my
dad. If you'd had the guts to leave him

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At 00:03:57,690, Character said: in the woods, we could have gone
someplace nice.

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At 00:04:04,370, Character said: It's all a thing. If you need any help
or anything, I'm kind of a cop.

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At 00:04:09,250, Character said: We know I was a security guard for two
weeks.

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At 00:04:13,810, Character said: But I was armed, you know. And I have a
scanner at home.

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At 00:04:19,190, Character said: Badge came with it, but I'm not wearing
it right now.

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At 00:04:22,970, Character said: All right, you finish up with these
guys. I'll handle this one.

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At 00:04:25,690, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry. You're just trying to do
your job, and here I ** bugging you.

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At 00:04:28,870, Character said: You're not bugging me.

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At 00:04:30,550, Character said: What's your name?

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At 00:04:31,610, Character said: Drew Carey, male, Caucasian, 42, single.

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At 00:04:35,730, Character said: That's cute.

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At 00:04:37,170, Character said: Look, I gotta be honest with you. The
guys I usually go out with are really

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At 00:04:41,190, Character said: -looking.

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At 00:04:42,310, Character said: But they always turn out to be jerks, so
maybe I should try somebody like you.

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At 00:04:49,180, Character said: Oh, so you want to go slumming, huh?

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At 00:04:53,000, Character said: Welcome to the ghetto, baby.

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At 00:04:56,320, Character said: Great.

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At 00:04:58,300, Character said: Saturday night, pick up at 7? Sure. Let
me give you my address.

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At 00:05:01,460, Character said: No, I g***t your name.

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At 00:05:02,480, Character said: I'll find it.

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At 00:05:03,580, Character said: Oh, you know, if you're going to run my
rap sheet and all that, I g***t arrested

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At 00:05:07,720, Character said: once for dancing nude in the bar, and I
also had an illegal brewery in my

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At 00:05:13,660, Character said: garage.

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At 00:05:16,180, Character said: Drugs in my house. I had a trunk full of
guns once.

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At 00:05:19,960, Character said: Oh, hey, what ** I doing? Better say
something for the carriage ride around

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At 00:05:22,940, Character said: park.

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At 00:05:27,140, Character said: All this energy calling me.

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At 00:05:35,100, Character said: Back where it comes from.

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At 00:05:38,140, Character said: It's such a crude...

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At 00:05:57,870, Character said: Ohio!

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At 00:06:01,310, Character said: Ohio! Ohio!

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At 00:06:03,810, Character said: Mimi, I finished with the Henderson
file.

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At 00:06:07,210, Character said: How do you feel about what I've done
with it?

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At 00:06:17,220, Character said: Another origami bird.

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At 00:06:20,380, Character said: Hey, I've g***t some origami for you, too.
Enough with the birds!

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At 00:06:27,560, Character said: It helps keep my mind off drinking.

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At 00:06:31,180, Character said: Beautiful, wonderful drinking.

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At 00:06:34,480, Character said: Gin, vodka, scotch, the sweet froth of
beer as it caresses the back of my

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At 00:06:41,100, Character said: throat.

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At 00:06:43,440, Character said: I don't...

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At 00:06:55,470, Character said: Don't fold yourself a rubber rule.

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At 00:06:57,990, Character said: I appreciate it, Mimi.

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At 00:07:00,150, Character said: Oh, how I could thank you if I was still
drinking.

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At 00:07:07,090, Character said: Hey, pig. Thought I smelled bacon.

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At 00:07:12,350, Character said: Pig? You talking to me?

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At 00:07:15,270, Character said: Oh, whoa.

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At 00:07:16,670, Character said: Uh, Tim, he's the pig.

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At 00:07:19,430, Character said: Oh, you mean my boyfriend.

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At 00:07:22,130, Character said: Oh, uh, sorry.

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At 00:07:24,870, Character said: Officer?

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At 00:07:26,250, Character said: Drew, tell her all about that good
-natured ribbing we have between us.

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At 00:07:32,570, Character said: Shoot her.

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At 00:07:38,510, Character said: That's so funny.

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At 00:07:40,970, Character said: If you haven't seen him n***d yet, save
a bullet for yourself.

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At 00:07:55,170, Character said: tonight. How about we go grab some Thai
food? Well, you know I don't like Thai

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At 00:07:58,970, Character said: food.

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At 00:07:59,950, Character said: You know I love it.

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At 00:08:01,630, Character said: Yeah, but can't we just do something I
want to do for once?

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At 00:08:04,070, Character said: Drew, do I have to go back to dating
good -looking guys? No, no, don't keep

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At 00:08:06,770, Character said: on me. Give me another chance.

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At 00:08:08,950, Character said: That's better.

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At 00:08:12,970, Character said: You know, if you'd smoke, too, my
cigarettes wouldn't bother you so much.

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At 00:08:15,810, Character said: Yeah, you know, every New Year's Eve, I
tell myself I'm going to start smoking,

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At 00:08:18,250, Character said: but... Hey, Lewis. Hey, Marla. Hey, I
g***t a question for you.

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At 00:08:23,100, Character said: If you find an arm in the woods, can you
keep it?

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At 00:08:27,100, Character said: No. Of course not.

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At 00:08:30,200, Character said: How about the watch on the arm?

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At 00:08:33,820, Character said: Oh, you just get weirder every time I
see you.

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At 00:08:39,720, Character said: Hey, man. I heard Oswald kicked you out
of the house.

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