The Drew Carey Show Drew And Kate Become Friends S06E08 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,700, Character said: Stupid. No, it's not.

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At 00:00:04,260, Character said: Pictionary is just the thing to get your
mind off your breakup with Kate. Yeah,

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At 00:00:07,300, Character said: you gotta get your mind off Kate. All
right. A little rough, but here it goes.

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At 00:00:13,260, Character said: It's a movie.

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At 00:00:19,720, Character said: Kate? No, you idiot. It was a Poseidon
adventure.

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At 00:00:30,580, Character said: Oh, man, you g***t it bad.

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At 00:00:36,040, Character said: How can you be so insensitive to draw a
picture of Kate when you know what he's

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At 00:00:40,000, Character said: going through?

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At 00:00:40,920, Character said: You too.

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At 00:00:43,520, Character said: Who is this? Ernest Borgnine. Thank you.

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At 00:00:51,640, Character said: Okay, I'll just mess with you guys. I
don't... I haven't been thinking about

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At 00:00:55,300, Character said: Kate anymore.

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At 00:00:56,420, Character said: As a matter of fact, I don't need any
women. I don't even fantasize about her,

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At 00:00:59,040, Character said: Mike. I've learned to pleasure myself to
images of nature.

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At 00:01:06,200, Character said: So that's why the birdbath has been so
eerily quiet.

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At 00:01:14,500, Character said: Hey, Drew, check out this commercial.
They're putting a pizza on top of

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At 00:01:18,040, Character said: pizza.

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At 00:01:19,500, Character said: They must have gotten your sketches.

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At 00:01:23,880, Character said: Drew, what's the matter?

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At 00:01:26,280, Character said: Kate? Kate gave this vegetable to me.

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At 00:01:31,740, Character said: What is it? I don't know.

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At 00:01:37,120, Character said: Oh, I hate to be in pain.

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At 00:01:39,340, Character said: Hey, remember what our little league
coach used to say, huh? Drink it off,

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At 00:01:42,340, Character said: buddy.

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At 00:01:46,160, Character said: It's all I have left of her.

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At 00:01:48,280, Character said: I want it inside me.

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At 00:01:57,070, Character said: She told me he was going to be filled
with chocolate.

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At 00:02:01,590, Character said: I thought you said you were over Kate.

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At 00:02:03,730, Character said: Yeah, you're taking it pretty hard.

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At 00:02:05,230, Character said: It wasn't like any old girlfriend. She
was my best friend, too, you know.

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At 00:02:08,389, Character said: Well, if you want to go back to being
friends, you've g***t to get over the

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At 00:02:11,090, Character said: girlfriend thing, which means you have
to move on to another lady.

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At 00:02:14,730, Character said: He's right. As soon as you sleep with
someone else, you won't think of Kate as

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At 00:02:17,290, Character said: girlfriend anymore. She'll just be a
friend again.

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At 00:02:19,170, Character said: If there's one thing I'm good at, it's
fixing people up.

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At 00:02:21,690, Character said: All you have to do is tell me what
you're looking for in the perfect mate.

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At 00:02:25,460, Character said: Hello, hubby, I'm home.

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At 00:02:28,680, Character said: Hubby, what's going on?

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At 00:02:30,380, Character said: Uh, can you guys explain that to me?

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At 00:02:32,040, Character said: Yeah, well, Mr. Wick needed his green
card, so he and Drew g***t married in

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At 00:02:35,980, Character said: Vermont. Uh -huh, and in return, Mr.
Wick gave Drew his job back.

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At 00:02:39,060, Character said: And now Wick has to move in until the
INF stops checking up on him.

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At 00:02:43,700, Character said: See, this is why I stopped watching my
soaps. I miss one day, and I'm just

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At 00:02:47,580, Character said: Now,

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At 00:02:49,180, Character said: I'm just going to move in a few of my
things. You won't even know I'm here,

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At 00:02:51,680, Character said: right? So long.

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At 00:02:57,260, Character said: Do we really need a giant harp to prove
we're gay?

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At 00:03:01,140, Character said: For your information, I've been playing
the harp since I was a boy.

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At 00:03:04,920, Character said: Now you tell me something.

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At 00:03:06,440, Character said: What's gay about this?

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At 00:03:14,380, Character said: This part.

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At 00:03:20,480, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:03:24,200, Character said: this energy car.

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At 00:03:27,920, Character said: comes from.

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At 00:03:29,600, Character said: It's such a crude attitude.

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At 00:03:32,820, Character said: It's back where it belongs.

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At 00:03:35,740, Character said: All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go sleeveling rock, sleeveling

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At 00:03:42,500, Character said: living in sin where the safety net goes.

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At 00:04:00,360, Character said: Ta -da!

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At 00:04:02,820, Character said: Hey, what do you g***t there?

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At 00:04:03,960, Character said: It's a magic kit.

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At 00:04:05,700, Character said: It's going to help me make women appear.

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At 00:04:08,640, Character said: I saw that infomercial. I can't believe
you're stupid enough to pay 50 bucks for

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At 00:04:12,780, Character said: it. Oh, yeah? Who's stupid? Me or the
guy with an egg in his ear?

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At 00:04:28,200, Character said: Excuse me, miss. Looks like you've had a
rough day. Would you like some flowers?

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At 00:04:31,820, Character said: Oh, they're sweet.

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At 00:04:32,880, Character said: Not as sweet as the song from this bird.

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At 00:04:36,560, Character said: Oh, nothing in the box?

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At 00:04:38,660, Character said: The amazing Oswaldo will make it appear.

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At 00:04:43,820, Character said: Oh, God!

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At 00:04:49,040, Character said: Who knew you had to feed a magic bird?

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At 00:04:59,040, Character said: Bill? Good. Can I get some breakfast?

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At 00:05:02,160, Character said: Kate, it's 8 o 'clock at night.

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At 00:05:04,300, Character said: Not to me.

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At 00:05:05,480, Character said: I've been so depressed about the
breakup, I've slept this whole Monday

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At 00:05:08,980, Character said: It's Wednesday.

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At 00:05:11,100, Character said: No wonder I woke up and peed for 10
minutes.

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At 00:05:17,120, Character said: Hey, listen, here's my ticket to the
Browns game. You guys go without me.

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At 00:05:20,660, Character said: be weird if I was there with Drew.

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At 00:05:22,440, Character said: Oh, uh... I'd hang on to that ticket if
I were you. I have a feeling you guys

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At 00:05:26,180, Character said: are going to be friends again real soon.

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At 00:05:29,180, Character said: Why do you say that?

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At 00:05:34,200, Character said: Well, we told Drew that he should move
on by having s***x with another woman. You

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At 00:05:39,240, Character said: should try the same thing, but with a...
No.

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At 00:05:43,480, Character said: You should try the same thing.

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At 00:05:48,240, Character said: You idiots.

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At 00:05:49,440, Character said: Why would you say something like that?
Did he listen to you?

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At 00:05:52,440, Character said: Oh, yeah, I think he's going out
tonight. You'd be surprised what kind of

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At 00:05:55,080, Character said: control we have over him now that you're
not around.

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At 00:05:57,320, Character said: Yeah, he's like a big weepy robot.

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At 00:06:00,700, Character said: Danger, danger, I heard inside.

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At 00:06:06,160, Character said: Oh, my God, we just broke up. He's
already replacing me?

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At 00:06:10,620, Character said: I'm going to kill him.

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At 00:06:14,080, Character said: We should probably warn Drew, shouldn't
we? Yeah, we should do a lot of things.

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At 00:06:43,560, Character said: city, smiling at everybody she sees.

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At 00:06:47,920, Character said: Who's reaching out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

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At 00:07:41,610, Character said: D***n, this house did need a harp.

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At 00:07:44,590, Character said: So, lonely hunter, how's your heart?
Well, I'm not ready to hit the bars yet,

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At 00:07:48,830, Character said: I'm just checking through the personals.
What's that when you get circled there?

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At 00:07:51,230, Character said: Oh, that's just a maybe.

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At 00:07:55,210, Character said: 600 -pound shut -in seeks lover, friend,
or kidney?

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At 00:08:01,070, Character said: Well, I figure I'm halfway there. She's
already in bed.

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At 00:08:06,130, Character said: Do you even throw away the personal ads?
Because I have g***t the woman for you.

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At 00:08:10,030, Character said: She's smart.

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At 00:08:11,040, Character said: She's beautiful, and she's going to meet
us for drinks in, oh, ten minutes. Come

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At 00:08:14,580, Character said: on, let's get going. Wait, wait, wait.
Is she more or less beautiful than Mimi?

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At 00:08:20,040, Character said: No one's more beautiful than Mimi.

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At 00:08:23,180, Character said: In that case, I'm going to call the 600
-pound shut -in.

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At 00:08:26,640, Character said: I'm telling you, she's your type.

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At 00:08:29,540, Character said: You're going to be sorry if you don't
come and meet her. When you're on your

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At 00:08:32,140, Character said: deathbed, you're not going to say, gee,
I wish I spent more time at home

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At 00:08:34,780, Character said: listening to my husband play the harp.

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At 00:08:38,960, Character said: Come on, Drew, wouldn't you rather stay
home and have some popcorn?

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At 00:08:53,680, Character said: Hello, Wembley!

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At 00:09:02,140, Character said: Where's Drew? I need to talk to him.

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At 00:09:04,180, Character said: He's not here.

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At 00:09:05,520, Character said: Worthy, where'd he go?

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At 00:09:07,500, Character said: Well, I'm afraid right now he's probably
the all -you -can -eat buffet of...

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At 00:09:11,460, Character said: another woman.

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At 00:09:16,760, Character said: So he's doing it. He's actually going
out with another woman.

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At 00:09:20,800, Character said: I'm too late.

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At 00:09:25,740, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:09:28,880, Character said: you poor thing.

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At 00:09:30,380, Character said: You poor, vulnerable thing.

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At 00:09:50,489, Character said: Cocktail? Don't worry, I'm sure it won't
last. I mean, what could Drew possibly

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At 00:09:54,270, Character said: have in common with a 22 -year -old,
unusually large -breasted Asian swimsuit

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At 00:09:59,550, Character said: model?

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At 00:10:14,680, Character said: Didn't I tell you?...