The Drew Carey Show s06e08 Drew And Kate Become Friends Subtitles
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00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,Stupid. No, it's not.
00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:07,Pictionary is just the thing to get your
mind off your breakup with Kate. Yeah,
00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,you gotta get your mind off Kate. All
right. A little rough, but here it goes.
00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:14,It's a movie.
00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,Kate? No, you idiot. It was a Poseidon
adventure.
00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,Oh, man, you g***t it bad.
00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:40,How can you be so insensitive to draw a
picture of Kate when you know what he's
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,going through?
00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,You too.
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,Who is this? Ernest Borgnine. Thank you.
00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,Okay, I'll just mess with you guys. I
don't... I haven't been thinking about
00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,Kate anymore.
00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:59,As a matter of fact, I don't need any
women. I don't even fantasize about her,
00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,Mike. I've learned to pleasure myself to
images of nature.
00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,So that's why the birdbath has been so
eerily quiet.
00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:18,Hey, Drew, check out this commercial.
They're putting a pizza on top of
00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,pizza.
00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,They must have gotten your sketches.
00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,Drew, what's the matter?
00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,Kate? Kate gave this vegetable to me.
00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:34,What is it? I don't know.
00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,Oh, I hate to be in pain.
00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:42,Hey, remember what our little league
coach used to say, huh? Drink it off,
00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,buddy.
00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,It's all I have left of her.
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,I want it inside me.
00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,She told me he was going to be filled
with chocolate.
00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,I thought you said you were over Kate.
00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:04,Yeah, you're taking it pretty hard.
00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:08,It wasn't like any old girlfriend. She
was my best friend, too, you know.
00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,Well, if you want to go back to being
friends, you've g***t to get over the
00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,girlfriend thing, which means you have
to move on to another lady.
00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,He's right. As soon as you sleep with
someone else, you won't think of Kate as
00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,girlfriend anymore. She'll just be a
friend again.
00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:21,If there's one thing I'm good at, it's
fixing people up.
00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:24,All you have to do is tell me what
you're looking for in the perfect mate.
00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:26,Hello, hubby, I'm home.
00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,Hubby, what's going on?
00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,Uh, can you guys explain that to me?
00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,Yeah, well, Mr. Wick needed his green
card, so he and Drew g***t married in
00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,Vermont. Uh -huh, and in return, Mr.
Wick gave Drew his job back.
00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,And now Wick has to move in until the
INF stops checking up on him.
00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,See, this is why I stopped watching my
soaps. I miss one day, and I'm just
00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,Now,
00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,I'm just going to move in a few of my
things. You won't even know I'm here,
00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,right? So long.
00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,Do we really need a giant harp to prove
we're gay?
00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,For your information, I've been playing
the harp since I was a boy.
00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,Now you tell me something.
00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,What's gay about this?
00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,This part.
00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,Oh,
00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,this energy car.
00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,comes from.
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,It's such a crude attitude.
00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,It's back where it belongs.
00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:42,All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go sleeveling rock, sleeveling
00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,living in sin where the safety net goes.
00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,Ta -da!
00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,Hey, what do you g***t there?
00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,It's a magic kit.
00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,It's going to help me make women appear.
00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,I saw that infomercial. I can't believe
you're stupid enough to pay 50 bucks for
00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:18,it. Oh, yeah? Who's stupid? Me or the
guy with an egg in his ear?
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,Excuse me, miss. Looks like you've had a
rough day. Would you like some flowers?
00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:32,Oh, they're sweet.
00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,Not as sweet as the song from this bird.
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,Oh, nothing in the box?
00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,The amazing Oswaldo will make it appear.
00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:44,Oh, God!
00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:54,Who knew you had to feed a magic bird?
00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,Bill? Good. Can I get some breakfast?
00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,Kate, it's 8 o 'clock at night.
00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,Not to me.
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,I've been so depressed about the
breakup, I've slept this whole Monday
00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:09,It's Wednesday.
00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,No wonder I woke up and peed for minutes.
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,Hey, listen, here's my ticket to the
Browns game. You guys go without me.
00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,be weird if I was there with Drew.
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,Oh, uh... I'd hang on to that ticket if
I were you. I have a feeling you guys
00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,are going to be friends again real soon.
00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:33,Why do you say that?
00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:39,Well, we told Drew that he should move
on by having s***x with another woman. You
00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,should try the same thing, but with a...
No.
00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,You should try the same thing.
00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,You idiots.
00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,Why would you say something like that?
Did he listen to you?
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,Oh, yeah, I think he's going out
tonight. You'd be surprised what kind of
00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,control we have over him now that you're
not around.
00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,Yeah, he's like a big weepy robot.
00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,Danger, danger, I heard inside.
00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,Oh, my God, we just broke up. He's
already replacing me?
00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,I'm going to kill him.
00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,We should probably warn Drew, shouldn't
we? Yeah, we should do a lot of things.
00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,city, smiling at everybody she sees.
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:53,Who's reaching out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.
00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:42,D***n, this house did need a harp.
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:48,So, lonely hunter, how's your heart?
Well, I'm not ready to hit the bars yet,
00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,I'm just checking through the personals.
What's that when you get circled there?
00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,Oh, that's just a maybe.
00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:58,600 -pound shut -in seeks lover, friend,
or kidney?
00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,Well, I figure I'm halfway there. She's
already in bed.
00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,Do you even throw away the personal ads?
Because I have g***t the woman for you.
00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,She's smart.
00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,She's beautiful, and she's going to meet
us for drinks in, oh, ten minutes. Come
00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:18,on, let's get going. Wait, wait, wait.
Is she more or less beautiful than Mimi?
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,No one's more beautiful than Mimi.
00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,In that case, I'm going to call the -pound shut -in.
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,I'm telling you, she's your type.
00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,You're going to be sorry if you don't
come and meet her. When you're on your
00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,deathbed, you're not going to say, gee,
I wish I spent more time at home
00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,listening to my husband play the harp.
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,Come on, Drew, wouldn't you rather stay
home and have some popcorn?
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,Hello, Wembley!
00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,Where's Drew? I need to talk to him.
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:05,He's not here.
00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,Worthy, where'd he go?
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,Well, I'm afraid right now he's probably
the all -you -can -eat buffet of...
00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:14,another woman.
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,So he's doing it. He's actually going
out with another woman.
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,I'm too late.
00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,Oh,
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,you poor thing.
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:33,You poor, vulnerable thing.
00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:54,Cocktail? Don't worry, I'm sure it won't
last. I mean, what could Drew possibly
00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:59,have in common with a 22 -year -old,
unusually large -breasted Asian swimsuit
00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,model?
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,Didn't I tell you?...
00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:07,Pictionary is just the thing to get your
mind off your breakup with Kate. Yeah,
00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,you gotta get your mind off Kate. All
right. A little rough, but here it goes.
00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:14,It's a movie.
00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,Kate? No, you idiot. It was a Poseidon
adventure.
00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,Oh, man, you g***t it bad.
00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:40,How can you be so insensitive to draw a
picture of Kate when you know what he's
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,going through?
00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,You too.
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,Who is this? Ernest Borgnine. Thank you.
00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,Okay, I'll just mess with you guys. I
don't... I haven't been thinking about
00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,Kate anymore.
00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:59,As a matter of fact, I don't need any
women. I don't even fantasize about her,
00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,Mike. I've learned to pleasure myself to
images of nature.
00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,So that's why the birdbath has been so
eerily quiet.
00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:18,Hey, Drew, check out this commercial.
They're putting a pizza on top of
00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,pizza.
00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,They must have gotten your sketches.
00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,Drew, what's the matter?
00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,Kate? Kate gave this vegetable to me.
00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:34,What is it? I don't know.
00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,Oh, I hate to be in pain.
00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:42,Hey, remember what our little league
coach used to say, huh? Drink it off,
00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,buddy.
00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,It's all I have left of her.
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,I want it inside me.
00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,She told me he was going to be filled
with chocolate.
00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,I thought you said you were over Kate.
00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:04,Yeah, you're taking it pretty hard.
00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:08,It wasn't like any old girlfriend. She
was my best friend, too, you know.
00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:11,Well, if you want to go back to being
friends, you've g***t to get over the
00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,girlfriend thing, which means you have
to move on to another lady.
00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,He's right. As soon as you sleep with
someone else, you won't think of Kate as
00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,girlfriend anymore. She'll just be a
friend again.
00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:21,If there's one thing I'm good at, it's
fixing people up.
00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:24,All you have to do is tell me what
you're looking for in the perfect mate.
00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:26,Hello, hubby, I'm home.
00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,Hubby, what's going on?
00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,Uh, can you guys explain that to me?
00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,Yeah, well, Mr. Wick needed his green
card, so he and Drew g***t married in
00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,Vermont. Uh -huh, and in return, Mr.
Wick gave Drew his job back.
00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,And now Wick has to move in until the
INF stops checking up on him.
00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,See, this is why I stopped watching my
soaps. I miss one day, and I'm just
00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,Now,
00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,I'm just going to move in a few of my
things. You won't even know I'm here,
00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,right? So long.
00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,Do we really need a giant harp to prove
we're gay?
00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,For your information, I've been playing
the harp since I was a boy.
00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,Now you tell me something.
00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,What's gay about this?
00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,This part.
00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,Oh,
00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,this energy car.
00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,comes from.
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,It's such a crude attitude.
00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,It's back where it belongs.
00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:42,All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go sleeveling rock, sleeveling
00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,living in sin where the safety net goes.
00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,Ta -da!
00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,Hey, what do you g***t there?
00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,It's a magic kit.
00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,It's going to help me make women appear.
00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,I saw that infomercial. I can't believe
you're stupid enough to pay 50 bucks for
00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:18,it. Oh, yeah? Who's stupid? Me or the
guy with an egg in his ear?
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,Excuse me, miss. Looks like you've had a
rough day. Would you like some flowers?
00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:32,Oh, they're sweet.
00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,Not as sweet as the song from this bird.
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,Oh, nothing in the box?
00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,The amazing Oswaldo will make it appear.
00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:44,Oh, God!
00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:54,Who knew you had to feed a magic bird?
00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,Bill? Good. Can I get some breakfast?
00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,Kate, it's 8 o 'clock at night.
00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,Not to me.
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,I've been so depressed about the
breakup, I've slept this whole Monday
00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:09,It's Wednesday.
00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,No wonder I woke up and peed for minutes.
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,Hey, listen, here's my ticket to the
Browns game. You guys go without me.
00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,be weird if I was there with Drew.
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,Oh, uh... I'd hang on to that ticket if
I were you. I have a feeling you guys
00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,are going to be friends again real soon.
00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:33,Why do you say that?
00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:39,Well, we told Drew that he should move
on by having s***x with another woman. You
00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,should try the same thing, but with a...
No.
00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,You should try the same thing.
00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,You idiots.
00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,Why would you say something like that?
Did he listen to you?
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,Oh, yeah, I think he's going out
tonight. You'd be surprised what kind of
00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,control we have over him now that you're
not around.
00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,Yeah, he's like a big weepy robot.
00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,Danger, danger, I heard inside.
00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,Oh, my God, we just broke up. He's
already replacing me?
00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,I'm going to kill him.
00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,We should probably warn Drew, shouldn't
we? Yeah, we should do a lot of things.
00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,city, smiling at everybody she sees.
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:53,Who's reaching out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.
00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:42,D***n, this house did need a harp.
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:48,So, lonely hunter, how's your heart?
Well, I'm not ready to hit the bars yet,
00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,I'm just checking through the personals.
What's that when you get circled there?
00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,Oh, that's just a maybe.
00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:58,600 -pound shut -in seeks lover, friend,
or kidney?
00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,Well, I figure I'm halfway there. She's
already in bed.
00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,Do you even throw away the personal ads?
Because I have g***t the woman for you.
00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,She's smart.
00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,She's beautiful, and she's going to meet
us for drinks in, oh, ten minutes. Come
00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:18,on, let's get going. Wait, wait, wait.
Is she more or less beautiful than Mimi?
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,No one's more beautiful than Mimi.
00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,In that case, I'm going to call the -pound shut -in.
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,I'm telling you, she's your type.
00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,You're going to be sorry if you don't
come and meet her. When you're on your
00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,deathbed, you're not going to say, gee,
I wish I spent more time at home
00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,listening to my husband play the harp.
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,Come on, Drew, wouldn't you rather stay
home and have some popcorn?
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,Hello, Wembley!
00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,Where's Drew? I need to talk to him.
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:05,He's not here.
00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,Worthy, where'd he go?
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,Well, I'm afraid right now he's probably
the all -you -can -eat buffet of...
00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:14,another woman.
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,So he's doing it. He's actually going
out with another woman.
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,I'm too late.
00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,Oh,
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,you poor thing.
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:33,You poor, vulnerable thing.
00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:54,Cocktail? Don't worry, I'm sure it won't
last. I mean, what could Drew possibly
00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:59,have in common with a 22 -year -old,
unusually large -breasted Asian swimsuit
00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,model?
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,Didn't I tell you?...
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