Royal.Pains.S05E09.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-ViSUM_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:00,201, Character said: .

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At 00:00:01,802, Character said: - previously on royal pains...

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At 00:00:03,137, Character said: I'm still experiencing
Some pain,

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At 00:00:04,238, Character said: So I thought I should add back
A little hydrocodone.

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At 00:00:06,640, Character said: - how much do you need?
- don't fret, you're new.

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At 00:00:09,843, Character said: - I've lived here
For over two years.

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At 00:00:11,412, Character said: - oh, dear, no.
I meant new to politics.

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At 00:00:12,846, Character said: I'm sure you'll catch on.

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At 00:00:14,682, Character said: - I'm running against blythe
Ballard's handpicked candidate

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At 00:00:17,685, Character said: Because blythe has
A monopoly on the power

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At 00:00:19,620, Character said: Of the hamptons'
Village council.

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At 00:00:21,122, Character said: - we want to buy hankmed.

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At 00:00:22,356, Character said: - get a room,
And don't come out

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At 00:00:23,591, Character said: Until a deal's been finalized.

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At 00:00:24,858, Character said: - I think you're gonna be very
Pleased with what we worked out.

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At 00:00:27,661, Character said: - I know I **.
- huh.

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At 00:00:29,130, Character said: - isn't it beautiful?
- we paid this for that?

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At 00:00:32,100, Character said: - I would buy you a copy
Of art for dummies,

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At 00:00:33,834, Character said: But I don't think
You'd understand it!

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At 00:00:35,703, Character said: - I share more than
A surname with boris.

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At 00:00:38,139, Character said: - you have the same
Genetic disease.

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At 00:00:39,873, Character said: What is milos expecting
To find in these items?

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At 00:00:43,177, Character said: - the count of st. Germain.

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At 00:00:44,578, Character said: It's an old bavarian myth
About a magic elixir

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At 00:00:47,415, Character said: Which, when stored inside
Of a clock,

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At 00:00:48,849, Character said: Promised immortality.

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At 00:00:50,218, Character said: - you do have the cure,

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At 00:00:52,220, Character said: And you've kept it
For yourself.

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At 00:00:54,588, Character said: [snarls, grunts]

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At 00:00:56,157, Character said: - there is no cure.

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At 00:01:01,595, Character said: [panting]

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At 00:01:09,803, Character said: [gates creaking]

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At 00:01:12,840, Character said: - [grunting]

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At 00:01:19,813, Character said: [groaning]

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At 00:01:23,284, Character said: [gagging]

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At 00:01:28,756, Character said: [thump]

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At 00:01:30,691, Character said: - I'm sorry, sir.

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At 00:01:31,825, Character said: Pothole.

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At 00:01:32,626, Character said: But we're almost out
Of the city.

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At 00:01:42,870, Character said: [upbeat music]

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At 00:01:45,806, Character said: *

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At 00:01:48,776, Character said: - ask me about my stance
On plastic bags.

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At 00:01:52,180, Character said: - what's your stance
On plastic bags?

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At 00:01:53,281, Character said: - I ** against plastic bags.

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At 00:01:54,882, Character said: The only thing that belongs
In the ocean is fish.

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At 00:01:57,485, Character said: - what about whales?

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At 00:01:58,819, Character said: Are you anti-mammal?

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At 00:02:00,588, Character said: - I ** pro-whale,
But anti-plastic bag.

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At 00:02:03,824, Character said: - except the one you're using
Right now.

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At 00:02:04,892, Character said: - the--yes.

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At 00:02:06,594, Character said: - that's a really great answer,
Evan.

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At 00:02:08,396, Character said: - yeah.

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At 00:02:09,530, Character said: So okay, let's remember that

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At 00:02:10,631, Character said: I'm debating edwina bowman,

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At 00:02:12,266, Character said: Who was handpicked
By blythe ballard,

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At 00:02:13,634, Character said: And blythe ballard is probably
Prepping her right now,

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At 00:02:15,369, Character said: And she's definitely not
Just like, "Oh, good answer."

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At 00:02:17,338, Character said: - evan, I don't have time
To argue about a debate.

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At 00:02:19,273, Character said: I need to put boris's estate
Back in order

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At 00:02:20,941, Character said: Now that he's alive again.

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At 00:02:22,910, Character said: That sounds really weird.
- that may sound weird,

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At 00:02:25,913, Character said: But the fact is, everything
Is back to normal now.

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At 00:02:27,815, Character said: - yeah, except "Normal" means
No more castle-sitting.

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At 00:02:30,318, Character said: - well, we can live without
16 bathrooms.

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At 00:02:31,952, Character said: - I know.

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At 00:02:33,421, Character said: I'm just saying,
A person shouldn't have to.

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At 00:02:34,822, Character said: - we're gonna find
A great place, okay?

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At 00:02:37,525, Character said: [kisses] Bye.
- all right, bye, babe.

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At 00:02:39,393, Character said: - [sighs]

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At 00:02:40,628, Character said: - okay, so--
[phone chirps]

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At 00:02:41,962, Character said: Oh, twitter alert!

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At 00:02:44,765, Character said: I'm following
This political blogger,

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At 00:02:46,367, Character said: Ally cunningham.
She's moderating the debate.

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At 00:02:48,269, Character said: - huh.
- she tweets a lot about opinion

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At 00:02:49,737, Character said: Polls and, apparently,
Also pocket tweets.

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At 00:02:52,673, Character said: What the heck?
[phone chirps]

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At 00:02:54,875, Character said: And another one, wow.
She must be sitting on her--

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At 00:02:57,845, Character said: Uh-oh.

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At 00:02:58,679, Character said: - I don't want to ask.
- I wouldn't.

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At 00:02:59,980, Character said: - I have to.
- are you sure?

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At 00:03:01,249, Character said: - maybe not.
I could live with--

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At 00:03:02,316, Character said: - would you please look at this?

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At 00:03:03,317, Character said: - yeah!
- yes.

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At 00:03:04,918, Character said: - oh, it's a political sign.
They're all over town.

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At 00:03:06,987, Character said: - yeah, outside
Baker and the bean.

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At 00:03:09,323, Character said: Hashtag, "I'd better
Get down there."

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At 00:03:11,692, Character said: - uh, please don't hashtag
Things out loud.

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At 00:03:13,861, Character said: - I've g***t to put some
Of my signs up too.

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At 00:03:15,463, Character said: - wait, wait, wait.
Aren't you supposed to be

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At 00:03:16,664, Character said: Covering me at
The hamptons heritage meeting?

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At 00:03:18,332, Character said: - uh, yes, that's why
I sent jeremiah.

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At 00:03:19,767, Character said: - jeremiah is not
A department head.

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At 00:03:20,901, Character said: - hashtag, "Boring meeting."

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At 00:03:22,870, Character said: - [sighs]

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At 00:03:35,916, Character said: Oh! Jeremiah.
Is the meeting over already?

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At 00:03:38,719, Character said: - yes, it was quite efficient.
I enjoyed it.

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At 00:03:40,988, Character said: - oh. I was on my way
To relieve you,

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At 00:03:42,790, Character said: But, uh, thanks
For covering for evan.

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At 00:03:44,425, Character said: - oh, you mean
Covering for you.

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At 00:03:46,527, Character said: You're the head
Of the department, hank.

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At 00:03:47,995, Character said: Chief of concierge medicine,
Whether you like it or not.

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At 00:03:49,930, Character said: - yeah, I'm not much
Of a meeting guy.

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At 00:03:51,599, Character said: That's more evan's territory...
- hmm.

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At 00:03:52,900, Character said: - which is why I tried
To send him.

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At 00:03:54,368, Character said: - oh.
- shelby shackleford?

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At 00:03:56,670, Character said: - that's me.
Who are they from?

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At 00:03:58,572, Character said: - uh, mr. Keller.

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At 00:04:00,841, Character said: Every flower sends
A particular message.

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At 00:04:02,876, Character said: Would you like to hear
About gardenias?

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At 00:04:05,879, Character said: - oh, no.
I g***t the message.

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At 00:04:08,048, Character said: - huh.
I never would have taken ken

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At 00:04:09,883, Character said: As the flower type.

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At 00:04:11,385, Character said: - oh, he's not.
But I **.

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At 00:04:12,986, Character said: Call me once jeremiah
Has filled you in

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At 00:04:14,922, Character said: On the meeting you skipped.

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At 00:04:17,024, Character said: - will do.

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At 00:04:22,396, Character said: Oh, by the way, I'm on
My last day of pain pills.

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At 00:04:24,565, Character said: I could use a refill.
- of course.

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At 00:04:27,768, Character said: When did I write the last one?

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At 00:04:29,036, Character said: [glass breaks]
- aah! Help!

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At 00:04:30,704, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:04:31,839, Character said: I need help!
Aah!

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At 00:04:34,608, Character said: - okay, okay, careful.
- aah! Aah!

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At 00:04:35,909, Character said: - don't move!
Don't move.

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At 00:04:37,911, Character said: Easy.
Okay.

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At 00:04:39,847, Character said: Okay.
All right.

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At 00:04:42,683, Character said: - [winces]

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At 00:04:44,918, Character said: [upbeat music]

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At 00:04:51,024, Character said: [upbeat music]

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At 00:04:54,027, Character said: *

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At 00:04:55,128, Character said: - it really hurts.

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At 00:04:57,465, Character said: - how can I help, dr. Lawson?

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At 00:04:59,833, Character said: - more alcohol swabs, please.

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At 00:05:03,904, Character said: - [giggles]

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At 00:05:07,675, Character said: - um, is the pain subsiding?

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At 00:05:09,777, Character said: - oh, it hurts like crazy.

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At 00:05:11,479, Character said: I-I always laugh
At the wrong time.

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At 00:05:13,414, Character said: My dad called it,
"The church giggles."

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At 00:05:15,115, Character said: - how did this happen?

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At 00:05:16,149, Character said: - oh, I was bringing
The nurses purple lilacs,

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At 00:05:19,487, Character said: But then I accidentally
Grabbed the cactus,

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