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At 00:05:05,264, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:07,038, Character said: Are you single?

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At 00:05:09,668, Character said: I'm a matchmaker at Adore.

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At 00:05:11,675, Character said: Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody.

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At 00:05:13,873, Character said: We have a lot of great matches for you.

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At 00:05:16,981, Character said: Talk soon.

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At 00:05:32,128, Character said: James, hi.

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At 00:05:33,198, Character said: Thanks for calling me back.

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At 00:05:34,865, Character said: Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date

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At 00:05:37,938, Character said: with my client Sophie.

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At 00:05:39,340, Character said: I'm actually on my way to meet her right now...

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At 00:05:40,935, Character said: but I had a quick chat with her this morning...

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At 00:05:42,969, Character said: and the headline is, she had a great time

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At 00:05:45,541, Character said: and would love to see you again.

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At 00:05:49,541, Character said: Hello? James?

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At 00:05:51,617, Character said: Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service.

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At 00:05:56,350, Character said: May I ask why?

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At 00:05:58,018, Character said: I thought you were going to set me up

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At 00:05:59,718, Character said: with high-quality women.

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At 00:06:02,727, Character said: I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile.

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At 00:06:06,526, Character said: She's 40 and fat.

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At 00:06:08,961, Character said: -She's 39. -39 is not 30s, that's 40.

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At 00:06:11,868, Character said: I would never swipe right on a woman like that.

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At 00:06:16,972, Character said: -I'm sorry you feel that way.

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At 00:06:32,157, Character said: I'm so happy.

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At 00:06:36,391, Character said: You did it, Lucy.

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At 00:06:38,324, Character said: When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year...

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At 00:06:42,734, Character said: I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you.

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At 00:06:48,273, Character said: I know it's only been one date

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At 00:06:49,639, Character said: and I need to manage my expectations...

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At 00:06:52,073, Character said: but this is probably the best first date I've ever had!

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At 00:06:56,143, Character said: Uh, Sophie, so I just g***t off the phone with him.

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At 00:07:00,020, Character said: And he loved meeting you,

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At 00:07:02,418, Character said: he had a great time...

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At 00:07:04,489, Character said: But he doesn't feel like the chemistry

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At 00:07:06,225, Character said: is there for him at this time.

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At 00:07:09,124, Character said: So.

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At 00:07:12,394, Character said: Onward and upward.

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At 00:07:15,300, Character said: He doesn't want a second date?

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At 00:07:18,969, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:22,209, Character said: He's balding.

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At 00:07:24,340, Character said: How f***g dare he?

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At 00:07:26,442, Character said: Dating is a risk.

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At 00:07:28,148, Character said: You took a risk. It's brave.

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At 00:07:32,080, Character said: Why did you set me up with someone like that?

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At 00:07:36,289, Character said: He checked a lot of our boxes...

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At 00:07:39,654, Character said: and you checked a lot of his.

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At 00:07:42,227, Character said: So, onwards and upwards.

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At 00:07:44,528, Character said: Let's talk about your next match.

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At 00:07:45,726, Character said: I have an amazing guy for you.

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At 00:07:47,531, Character said: His name is Mark, he's a doctor,

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At 00:07:50,235, Character said: he's very handsome...

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At 00:07:51,470, Character said: he has a full head of hair, he's 48.

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At 00:07:54,107, Character said: That's almost 50.

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At 00:07:56,208, Character said: He looks great for 48.

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At 00:07:57,641, Character said: He's very fit. He looks like he's 40.

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At 00:08:00,608, Character said: -How tall? -5'11".

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At 00:08:03,244, Character said: Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying?

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At 00:08:07,681, Character said: What's a couple of inches?

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At 00:08:09,653, Character said: I don't want to waste my time.

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At 00:08:12,357, Character said: I ** not asking for a miracle.

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At 00:08:15,120, Character said: I'm just asking for the bare minimum.

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At 00:08:18,098, Character said: I'm trying to settle.

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At 00:08:20,494, Character said: Sophie.

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At 00:08:22,499, Character said: I know how it feels right now.

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At 00:08:25,401, Character said: But I promise you...

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At 00:08:28,938, Character said: you're going to marry the love of your life.

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At 00:08:32,806, Character said: I don't believe you.

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At 00:08:34,574, Character said: That's okay.

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At 00:08:37,049, Character said: I believe it.

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At 00:08:57,763, Character said: Girl of the hour!

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At 00:09:01,274, Character said: Tonight, we're all gathered

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At 00:09:02,838, Character said: to celebrate the most talented Lucy.

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At 00:09:06,273, Character said: One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts...

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At 00:09:09,848, Character said: and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend...

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At 00:09:13,983, Character said: her client Charlotte B. is getting married!

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At 00:09:20,492, Character said: Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C.

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At 00:09:24,658, Character said: The Prince Charming

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At 00:09:26,631, Character said: Lucy matched her with 20 months ago.

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At 00:09:30,066, Character said: How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?

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At 00:09:34,270, Character said: Nine.

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At 00:09:35,473, Character said: Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

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At 00:09:39,640, Character said: Lucy, do a speech!

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At 00:09:42,681, Character said: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

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At 00:09:54,455, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:09:56,822, Character said: My speech is...

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At 00:10:00,431, Character said: that if the girl asks for

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At 00:10:02,061, Character said: a 6-foot-tall drink of water...

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At 00:10:03,833, Character said: in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand

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At 00:10:07,306, Character said: and a... good hairline...

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At 00:10:11,605, Character said: you deliver.

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At 00:10:15,680, Character said: How did it go with Sophie L. today?

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At 00:10:17,576, Character said: It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew.

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At 00:10:20,679, Character said: Hopeless.

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At 00:10:22,448, Character said: I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City

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At 00:10:24,917, Character said: that'll date this girl.

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At 00:10:27,426, Character said: What seems to be the issue?

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At 00:10:28,993, Character said: That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her.

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At 00:10:31,627, Character said: She's okay attractive...

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At 00:10:34,865, Character said: okay money, okay educated, okay personality.

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At 00:10:39,803, Character said: There's just not a standout quality.

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At 00:10:43,139, Character said: She's not competitive in the mainstream market...

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At 00:10:45,512, Character said: and there is no niche market for her.

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At 00:10:47,607, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:10:48,878, Character said: And if there's no specialty appeal...

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At 00:10:50,343, Character said: then there's no place for her in any market.

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At 00:10:52,844, Character said: That is tough.

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At 00:10:54,686, Character said: And she's my favorite client right now.

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At 00:10:57,821, Character said: I mean, she's entitled like everyone,

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At 00:10:59,885, Character said: but she's sweet...

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At 00:11:02,122, Character said: and she's realistic, she's not crazy.

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At 00:11:06,727, Character said: She's a nice girl.

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At 00:11:10,195, Character said: There's g***t to be a guy out there

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At 00:11:11,932, Character said: who just wants a nice girl.

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At 00:11:14,240, Character said: What about Mark P.?

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At 00:11:16,406, Character said: He's okay.

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At 00:11:17,709, Character said: I pitched him to her already.

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At 00:11:19,909, Character said: She's afraid he's not actually 5'11".

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At 00:11:22,747, Character said: And I'm like, can we please not worry

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At 00:11:24,044, Character said: about a couple inches right now?

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At 00:11:25,277, Character said: Because you're about to die alone.

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At 00:11:28,522, Character said: You know there's a surgery for that.

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At 00:11:31,487, Character said: For dying alone?

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At 00:11:33,259, Character said: For getting taller.

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At 00:11:35,624, Character said: Up to six inches.

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At 00:11:37,826, Character said: You break your legs, and...

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At 00:11:40,127, Character said: extend it, let the bone heal itself.

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At 00:11:43,930, Character said: That's a game changer.

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At 00:11:46,305, Character said: It costs like 200K.

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At 00:11:48,435, Character said: Six inches can double a man's value in the market.

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At 00:11:53,742, Character said: If you can afford it,

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At 00:11:55,076, Character said: it's definitely worth the investment.

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At 00:11:57,679, Character said: What's the saying?

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At 00:11:59,082, Character said: "You're not ugly, you just don't have money."

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At 00:12:02,650, Character said: Right.

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At 00:12:06,254, Character said: Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding?

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At 00:12:09,226, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:12:10,857, Character said: Are you going alone?

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At 00:12:12,725, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:12:13,929, Character said: Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette.

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At 00:12:16,600, Character said: A voluntary celibate.

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At 00:12:18,364, Character said: Do you want me to set you up with someone?

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At 00:12:20,340, Character said: No, I'm gonna die alone.

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At 00:12:23,739, Character said: Or get a rich husband.

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At 00:12:25,706, Character said: Same thing.

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At 00:12:43,890, Character said: Hi, Charles.

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At 00:12:46,025, Character said: Good to see...