In Sickness And In Health s05e08.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:05,220, Character said: Now, my old darling, they've laid her
down to rest, and now I'm missing her

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At 00:00:10,320, Character said: all the art.

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At 00:00:12,080, Character said: But they don't give a monkey's down at
the age of death, and they call it I'll

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At 00:00:16,980, Character said: be pension for a start.

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At 00:00:19,860, Character said: No, it won't be very long before I'm
quite a sign, but I'll probably starve

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At 00:00:24,620, Character said: death, that's what I'll do.

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At 00:00:26,800, Character said: But richer or poorer, I'm bloody poor,
that's a fact, just because in sickness

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At 00:00:31,380, Character said: than in health, but I'll do.

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At 00:00:47,369, Character said: Four hourly.

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At 00:00:48,590, Character said: Oi, oi, oi, just a minute, just a
minute. I was in fact at home.

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At 00:00:52,490, Character said: I was queuing for them.

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At 00:00:54,270, Character said: You can't queue for other people, my
dear. You only queue for yourself.

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At 00:00:57,830, Character said: We always do it.

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At 00:00:58,881, Character said: I queue for them, and they queue for me.
And I queue for me, and I was in front

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At 00:01:02,850, Character said: of them.

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At 00:01:03,530, Character said: Tell him, Fred. We always do it, don't
we?

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At 00:01:05,581, Character said: We'll have to catch the next one, mate.
I've only g***t room for four, and these

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At 00:01:08,610, Character said: girls are in front of you.

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At 00:01:09,830, Character said: Girls? Girls?

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At 00:01:11,370, Character said: Oh, blimey.

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At 00:01:12,770, Character said: Two years since she was a girl.

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At 00:01:14,790, Character said: Any of them.

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At 00:01:17,030, Character said: Sorry, Maisie. Look, I've g***t to take
him.

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At 00:01:19,350, Character said: I can take three of you. It's all right,
Fred. We'll wait for the next bus.

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At 00:01:22,890, Character said: We want to stay together.

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At 00:01:27,741, Character said: Where you going?

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At 00:01:29,730, Character said: You better have the exact money, cos
I've g***t no change.

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At 00:01:32,530, Character said: I don't need money, do I? I've g***t a bus
pass.

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At 00:01:34,830, Character said: Well, hurry up, then.

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At 00:01:35,950, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:01:39,110, Character said: Maisie! Look, wait a minute, will you?
I've g***t a bus pass here. Where is it?

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At 00:01:43,850, Character said: I'll bloody find it.

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At 00:01:45,410, Character said: But, look, I'm entitled!

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At 00:01:46,890, Character said: Anyone can say that.

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At 00:01:48,190, Character said: No, you can see I'm entitled, can't you?

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At 00:01:50,930, Character said: You see I'm old, can't you? What do you
want, glasses?

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At 00:01:53,641, Character said: Oh, Blimey, if your eyes are that bad,
you can't see that I'm in touch with a

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At 00:01:57,490, Character said: bus pass.

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At 00:01:58,250, Character said: You shouldn't be driving a bus in the
first place. Come on, go.

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At 00:02:00,910, Character said: No, I'm not getting off.

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At 00:02:02,370, Character said: I'm not... Are you going to phone me
off? Are you?

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At 00:02:05,490, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:09,590, Character said: Look, at the labour exchange, they can
tell I'm too old for a job easy enough.

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At 00:02:13,890, Character said: So why can't you tell I'm too old to pay
on a bus, eh?

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At 00:02:17,590, Character said: They're not bus passes, do you? No.

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At 00:02:19,271, Character said: You've g***t the cash, don't you? So you
work your own little fiddle.

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At 00:02:22,890, Character said: Bit for the company, bit for you.

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At 00:02:24,850, Character said: It's your game, I know.

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At 00:02:26,810, Character said: I've known a few bus conductors in my
time.

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At 00:02:29,990, Character said: Making a fortune, they are.

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At 00:02:31,730, Character said: Some of the ticket collectors on the
train. All them excess fares.

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At 00:02:35,270, Character said: Stay in their own pocket, innit? I know.

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At 00:02:38,510, Character said: I'm not green, mate. I wasn't born
yesterday.

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At 00:02:41,190, Character said: I've seen the big houses you lot live
in.

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At 00:02:43,611, Character said: That's why there's only the one of you,
innit? Hey, you g***t greedy. Didn't want

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At 00:02:47,960, Character said: to share it with your mate, did you? No.

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At 00:02:50,660, Character said: Little perks, a lot of you. Are you
getting off this bus? No.

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At 00:02:58,400, Character said: Morning, you.

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At 00:03:00,300, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:03:02,160, Character said: Come on, over here, mate.

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At 00:03:42,101, Character said: It's you.

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At 00:03:44,070, Character said: Yes, mate.

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At 00:03:45,710, Character said: It's me.

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At 00:03:48,090, Character said: And I've g***t my bus pass, haven't I?

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At 00:03:52,070, Character said: We've all g***t our bus passes.

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At 00:03:55,730, Character said: Come on, everyone.

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At 00:03:57,110, Character said: Show the nice, kind bus driver your bus
pass.

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At 00:04:22,120, Character said: Just giving them a run out.

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At 00:04:23,480, Character said: Run out?

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At 00:04:24,700, Character said: They want to go somewhere, you know.
They just don't want to sit on a bus.

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At 00:04:28,241, Character said: I'm just taking them for a blow, they
call it. Give them a breath of fresh

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At 00:04:32,060, Character said: Put that pipe out for a start.

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At 00:04:33,860, Character said: Why? It's not a tube.

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At 00:04:35,700, Character said: They don't want to go somewhere. They
will. They will go somewhere.

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At 00:04:40,320, Character said: Where's this bus going, mate? Moorlake.

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At 00:04:42,380, Character said: Oh, that'll do us.

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At 00:04:43,501, Character said: Moorlake, everyone, all right?

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At 00:04:45,380, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:04:47,220, Character said: Has he g***t a beach?

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At 00:04:49,680, Character said: Is that OK?

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At 00:04:51,230, Character said: Yes, it's at the Lake District.

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At 00:04:53,170, Character said: South End. Tell him you're going to
South End.

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At 00:04:55,910, Character said: South End's not Lake District. We always
trip to South End.

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At 00:05:00,930, Character said: You won't get all them wheelchairs on
here. That's all right.

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At 00:05:04,130, Character said: There's no room.

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At 00:05:05,181, Character said: Well, there should be room, mate. It's a
big bus. There should be plenty of

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At 00:05:08,290, Character said: room. One or two of them wheelchairs I
can take.

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At 00:05:11,310, Character said: That's all I can take on here.

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At 00:05:13,150, Character said: That's not fair to us.

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At 00:05:14,990, Character said: Look, I don't make the rules.

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At 00:05:16,451, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:17,710, Character said: That's what they said at Nuremberg,
mate. All them Nazis.

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At 00:05:20,450, Character said: What are you talking about, Nazis?

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At 00:05:22,110, Character said: They called me a bloody communist down
at that boat.

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At 00:05:24,590, Character said: Well, you're not behaving like a
communist. If you was a communist, mate,

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At 00:05:28,690, Character said: want to share your bus with us.

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At 00:05:30,970, Character said: Perestroika. Glasnost.

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At 00:05:32,111, Character said: Everyone will have their own bus out
there soon.

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At 00:05:35,310, Character said: Good. Good.

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At 00:05:36,361, Character said: Then we won't have to stand around in
the rain for hours waiting for your

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At 00:05:40,250, Character said: lot, will we? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:41,431, Character said: Primatised a bussy day. One of them, are
you? Oh, we was a bloody sight better

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At 00:05:45,810, Character said: off before your lot nationalised them,
weren't we? Oh, blimey. In them days,

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At 00:05:49,950, Character said: you'd go up west, have a skimful, bowl
of jelly deals, bottle of whiskey on the

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At 00:05:55,810, Character said: bus coming home, see the quack in the
morning, and it still cost you less than

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At 00:06:00,370, Character said: bus fare up the corner, wouldn't it
today?

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At 00:06:02,330, Character said: You'd get an all -day ticket for a penny
then.

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At 00:06:05,271, Character said: Why, if they had horses, probably then.

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At 00:06:07,590, Character said: And they was a bloody sight faster than
your lot.

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At 00:06:11,820, Character said: Look, just a minute. No more
wheelchairs.

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At 00:06:14,180, Character said: Sorry. Look,

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At 00:06:17,340, Character said: mate, we're a party here.

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At 00:06:19,340, Character said: All for one and one for all. All for one
and one for all.

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At 00:06:25,320, Character said: Just a minute. You're not bringing that
on here.

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At 00:06:30,820, Character said: Look, I paid him for that. That's the
key.

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At 00:06:33,420, Character said: You tell him I can't have it on here.

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At 00:06:35,420, Character said: All for one and one for all.

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At 00:06:37,980, Character said: Look, mate, this is not a private bus.
This is public transport.

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At 00:06:41,660, Character said: This is the public and we have g***t our
constitutional right. Not to drink on my

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At 00:06:46,380, Character said: bus, you ain't. You want to drink on a
bus, you've g***t to hire one.

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At 00:06:49,460, Character said: How can I hire a bus?

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At 00:06:50,561, Character said: You said you're a party?

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At 00:06:51,900, Character said: A poor party.

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At 00:06:53,240, Character said: Then hire a cheap bus.

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At 00:06:54,900, Character said: Because if you're a party, mate, you
have to hire your own bus.

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At 00:06:57,980, Character said: Because this...