In Sickness And In Health s06e06.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,780, Character said: Now, my old darling, they've laid her
down to rest, and now I'm missing her

At 00:00:09,880, Character said: all the art.

At 00:00:11,640, Character said: But they don't give a monkey's down at
the age of death, and they're gonna love

At 00:00:16,560, Character said: me pension for a start.

At 00:00:19,440, Character said: No, it won't be very long before I'm by
her side, but I'll probably starve to

At 00:00:24,180, Character said: death, that's what I'll do.

At 00:00:26,340, Character said: But richer or poorer, I'm bloody poor,
that's a fact. That's because in

At 00:00:30,940, Character said: and in health, I said I'll do.

At 00:00:38,790, Character said: Well,

At 00:00:40,850, Character said: there we are, Mr. Garnett. There is your
checkbook and your gold card.

At 00:00:45,730, Character said: This is available everywhere up to a
very large amount. And the cash that you

At 00:00:50,410, Character said: asked for.

At 00:00:51,130, Character said: Tell me,

At 00:00:52,610, Character said: why have you opened so many different
accounts in other banks?

At 00:00:57,050, Character said: Precautionary. Don't want to put all me
eggs in one basket, do I? This is a very

At 00:01:01,230, Character said: respectable high street bank. All your
money would be safe with us. Yeah, well,

At 00:01:05,110, Character said: you would say that, wouldn't you?

At 00:01:06,330, Character said: I mean, look at that bank went up the
spout the other day, the BBCI or

At 00:01:09,470, Character said: something.

At 00:01:10,570, Character said: If I'd had my money with them crooks,
I'd be a pauper again today, wouldn't I?

At 00:01:14,650, Character said: Oh, I can assure you that most banks are
not crooked.

At 00:01:17,241, Character said: Yeah, well, I mean, every crook claims
to be honest until he's caught, don't

At 00:01:20,390, Character said: eh?

At 00:01:21,210, Character said: That BBCI.

At 00:01:22,551, Character said: That looked as respectable as
Westminster Abbey till the fraud squad

At 00:01:27,020, Character said: collar on him. Bloody Maxwell, he'd
treat you like a bloody popey, wasn't

At 00:01:31,140, Character said: No, mate, if you've g***t money, spread it
around a bit. That way, if your bank

At 00:01:35,880, Character said: turns out dodgy, I don't lose all my
money, do I?

At 00:01:38,520, Character said: Besides, no one person knows where it
all is.

At 00:01:43,400, Character said: That provincial nosy partisan ain't what
I've g***t.

At 00:01:46,480, Character said: Now, Mr Garnage, you are going to have
to declare this money. I told you, the

At 00:01:50,240, Character said: authorities will have to know. Why? That
was spare dosh, that was.

At 00:01:54,780, Character said: Nobody knew that existed till I brought
it in here.

At 00:01:57,520, Character said: Look, the authorities didn't want to
know about me when I had nothing. Well,

At 00:02:01,720, Character said: don't want to know about them. Now, I've
g***t a few, Bob.

At 00:02:05,680, Character said: Fair weather, friends.

At 00:02:06,821, Character said: That's what your authorities are, mate.
And they give tons for us, the people.

At 00:02:10,680, Character said: I mean, nick our money, yeah.

At 00:02:12,920, Character said: Nothing for what we want, though, is
there?

At 00:02:15,180, Character said: Your Labour lot's just the same, innit,
eh?

At 00:02:17,440, Character said: Supposed to be the party of the people,
eh?

At 00:02:20,060, Character said: Fair shares for all.

At 00:02:22,040, Character said: Until they get into power, and then
you'll see them hobnobbing with the same

At 00:02:26,840, Character said: catch of bloody toys as hobnobbing with.

At 00:02:29,160, Character said: Like the same parties and the same big
houses.

At 00:02:32,560, Character said: flying all round the world at our
expense to drink with all their mates in

At 00:02:37,020, Character said: governments. You'd never see them down
here in our local pub, obnobbing with

At 00:02:40,600, Character said: likes of us, except at election time,
when they seem to think a smile and half

At 00:02:45,220, Character said: pint's enough to buy you a vote.

At 00:02:47,600, Character said: Another thing.

At 00:02:48,820, Character said: If they did get our money, no -one round
here would see the benefit of it, mate.

At 00:02:53,141, Character said: I mean, your national health would be no
better off, nor any other things they

At 00:02:57,180, Character said: say they want our money for.

At 00:02:59,340, Character said: But there would be several hundred
thousand pounds worth of spare dosh

At 00:03:03,620, Character said: about in the government. And who knows
which pocket that'll finish up in.

At 00:03:07,231, Character said: Why do you think the Prime Minister
lives next door to the Chancellor?

At 00:03:10,780, Character said: I don't know, but I'm sure you're going
to tell me.

At 00:03:13,620, Character said: Because when the Prime Minister nips
over the back fence and in the back door

At 00:03:19,700, Character said: the Chancellor's house, it's not to
borrow a cup of sugar, you know.

At 00:03:22,910, Character said: Oh, he goes in there and says, whoa,
Chancellor, good morning, and how are we

At 00:03:27,110, Character said: doing? And the Chancellor says, whoa,
Prime Minister, we seem to have several

At 00:03:31,450, Character said: hundred thousand pounds with a spare
dosh floating about.

At 00:03:34,590, Character said: And the Prime Minister says what you or
I would have said in the same

At 00:03:38,310, Character said: circumstances. Well, always do with a
few Nelsons, eh, Chancellor?

At 00:03:45,710, Character said: Nelsons?

At 00:03:47,370, Character said: Nelson, Eddies, Reddies.

At 00:03:49,630, Character said: Oh, yes, well, if you do need any help
with investments, at my age, with all my

At 00:03:55,890, Character said: money, what do I need with investments?

At 00:04:25,320, Character said: Never mind all that. Just make way.

At 00:04:27,960, Character said: The governor's ready for a little wet.

At 00:04:29,841, Character said: Aren't you, governor?

At 00:04:31,260, Character said: Well, I think we'll have a drop of the
old shampoo, eh?

At 00:04:33,380, Character said: Oh, I'll just hang these up for you. Oh,
my tongue's just hanging out for a drop

At 00:04:38,240, Character said: of that.

At 00:04:38,780, Character said: Yes, I can see it. Covered in boot
polish.

At 00:04:43,920, Character said: Allow me, governor.

At 00:04:45,800, Character said: Ah, it's a knack, you see.

At 00:04:48,300, Character said: Oh, I suppose you've acquired it. All
the champagne drinking you've done. It's

At 00:04:53,220, Character said: knack I acquired.

At 00:04:54,590, Character said: Serving the rich, Mrs. Hollingberry.

At 00:04:56,610, Character said: You?

At 00:04:57,670, Character said: When were you ever close enough to the
rich even to serve them? When I was a

At 00:05:01,350, Character said: steward on the big liners.

At 00:05:03,350, Character said: Serving the top table.

At 00:05:05,110, Character said: Steward on the big liners?

At 00:05:07,630, Character said: Barman on the Irish ferry, more like.

At 00:05:10,830, Character said: Oh, I'm sure they liked all that on the
top tables.

At 00:05:15,190, Character said: What would she know about stopping all
the rich?

At 00:05:18,990, Character said: All the way they serve it, you're
supposed to have the bang and the fizz.

At 00:05:23,810, Character said: all part... of the celebration.

At 00:05:25,700, Character said: Well, half of it's on the bar, the rest
of it's on the floor.

At 00:05:28,680, Character said: There's not much of it left in the
bottle.

At 00:05:30,731, Character said: No wonder it's the rich man's drink if
that's all you're left with after you

At 00:05:34,180, Character said: open it. The rich, Mrs.

At 00:05:35,960, Character said: Hollingbury, when you've had the
experience of them, what I've had,

At 00:05:39,540, Character said: bothered about the spillage of a drop of
champagne on their marble floors.

At 00:05:43,620, Character said: They have gallons of it in their
cellars. She's ignorant of the ways of

At 00:05:47,400, Character said: world.

At 00:05:48,580, Character said: Here, we can have marble floors.

At 00:05:51,300, Character said: Well, Perhaps in your new house, eh,
Governor?

At 00:05:53,741, Character said: New house?

At 00:05:54,820, Character said: What new house? Well, now, that's up to
you, Governor. You're the boss. Where

At 00:05:59,140, Character said: you lead, I'll follow.

At 00:06:00,440, Character said: Cheers to the Governor. A captain of the
universe.

At 00:06:04,780, Character said: I was been thinking, Mr Garnet, when we
are married, perhaps a

At 00:06:11,700, Character said: nice little bungalow for two with a
little bit of ground out Eppingway.

At 00:06:18,900, Character said: A bungalow?

At 00:06:19,951, Character said: attraction I could see for Mr. Garnet in
a bungalow as he wouldn't have had

At 00:06:25,740, Character said: anybody upstairs to nag at him.

At 00:06:32,360, Character said: Watch your back, my daughter.

At 00:06:38,140, Character said: Watch your back.

At 00:06:39,300, Character said: You silly white puddin'! Put that bloody
chair up.

At 00:06:45,440, Character said: Marriage? Who said anything about
marriage?

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