Deadbeat.S01E01.HDTV.x264-LOL Subtitles

At 00:00:06,852, Character said: Man: Ghosts tend to stick around

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At 00:00:08,542, Character said: when they have some kind
of unfinished business.

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At 00:00:12,782, Character said: Oftentimes, the type of haunting

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At 00:00:15,465, Character said: will give me some sort of insight

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At 00:00:18,050, Character said: into what that unfinished business is.

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At 00:00:20,271, Character said: And finishing unfinished business,

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At 00:00:22,192, Character said: well, that literally is my business.

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At 00:00:27,195, Character said: Let's get down to it.

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At 00:00:29,481, Character said: These disturbances

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At 00:00:31,270, Character said: of which we spake over
the phone at great lengths,

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At 00:00:34,086, Character said: would you mind walking me through it again?

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At 00:00:36,472, Character said: Evidently, I didn't write anything down,

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At 00:00:39,653, Character said: so all of it would be helpful.

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At 00:00:42,104, Character said: Things move around in the attic at night.

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At 00:00:45,119, Character said: We hear creaking. The
exterminator find nothing.

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At 00:00:47,207, Character said: And then one day, my wife,

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At 00:00:49,029, Character said: she find this under her pillow.

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At 00:00:52,077, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:00:55,291, Character said: - I've seen this before.
- What is it?

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At 00:00:58,007, Character said: I'm trying to think of
the most delicate way

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At 00:01:00,393, Character said: to say this without offending you.

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At 00:01:02,910, Character said: Scrabble? It's a popular word game.

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At 00:01:05,959, Character said: You make words out of
these cute tiles here.

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At 00:01:07,815, Character said: (Speaking Korean)

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At 00:01:08,808, Character said: It doesn't matter.

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At 00:01:10,100, Character said: The point is that I think this is a crue.

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At 00:01:14,010, Character said: Clue. This is a clue.

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At 00:01:15,866, Character said: So, what does the A mean?

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At 00:01:17,854, Character said: The A? Oh, yes.

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At 00:01:19,808, Character said: I have no idea.

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At 00:01:21,299, Character said: I'll have to ask the ghost.

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At 00:01:29,979, Character said: (Rock theme music playing)

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At 00:01:57,346, Character said: (Slow dramatic theme playing)

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At 00:02:00,395, Character said: All right, here we are.

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At 00:02:04,735, Character said: Why don't we start with this?

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At 00:02:07,683, Character said: You obviously chose this tile for a reason.

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At 00:02:11,460, Character said: Right?

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At 00:02:13,350, Character said: You guys do everything
for a reason, don't ya?

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At 00:02:16,596, Character said: Hm?

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At 00:02:19,511, Character said: Herro?

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At 00:02:22,692, Character said: Oh, f... king f... king, f... k fart!

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At 00:02:29,220, Character said: What is it? What?

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At 00:02:31,638, Character said: Oh, what's this?

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At 00:02:35,381, Character said: A...

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At 00:02:38,033, Character said: Ang... Ang...

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At 00:02:39,291, Character said: Ang... Angina.

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At 00:02:41,446, Character said: Ang... ange... Angus. Angus burger.

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At 00:02:44,593, Character said: Please, tell me you're spelling
"Angus burger" right now.

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At 00:02:47,144, Character said: I remember this one time
I had an Angus patty,

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At 00:02:49,263, Character said: it was so juicy, I didn't
just eat that thing,

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At 00:02:51,617, Character said: I literally performed cunnilangus on it.

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At 00:02:54,266, Character said: La-la-la-la-la. I'm gonna
stop you right there.

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At 00:02:56,421, Character said: No, no, let me just
finish this Angus memory.

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At 00:02:58,409, Character said: Angus? But I'm spelling Angie.

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At 00:03:00,363, Character said: Uh, Angie.

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At 00:03:02,021, Character said: Oh, whoa.

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At 00:03:03,511, Character said: Can you...? Oh, my.

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At 00:03:06,327, Character said: - Who are you?
- Name is Kevin Pacalioglu.

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At 00:03:08,812, Character said: I know it's a bit of a mouthful.
You can just call me Pac.

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At 00:03:10,999, Character said: That's what all my friends call me.

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At 00:03:12,357, Character said: Well, my friend.

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At 00:03:13,980, Character said: My drug dealer.

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At 00:03:15,140, Character said: Why are you here?

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At 00:03:17,029, Character said: Because Mr. and Mrs. Lee downstairs

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At 00:03:19,778, Character said: said that you've been haunting their house,

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At 00:03:21,734, Character said: and they've asked me
to come and help, Angie.

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At 00:03:23,390, Character said: Oh, no, no, I'm actually Daniel.

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At 00:03:25,146, Character said: Daniel. Who's Angie then?

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At 00:03:27,299, Character said: Angela, my girlfriend, she
used to live in this house,

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At 00:03:30,746, Character said: and we'd come up here and make out,

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At 00:03:32,699, Character said: and I really thought
she was gonna be the one.

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At 00:03:35,848, Character said: What happened?

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At 00:03:36,908, Character said: The war.

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At 00:03:38,300, Character said: I joined the army, and
within the first week,

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At 00:03:40,155, Character said: g***t a bullet through the back of my head.

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At 00:03:42,043, Character said: Worst part about it is, I
never g***t to see any action.

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At 00:03:45,190, Character said: Mm, right, because of your head hole?

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At 00:03:47,609, Character said: Well, no, actually, I never, um,

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At 00:03:49,233, Character said: even g***t to fire my
gun, you catch my drift?

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At 00:03:52,214, Character said: Yeah, I thought I did,

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At 00:03:53,739, Character said: until you just said
"if you catch my drift."

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At 00:03:55,660, Character said: I never g***t to have s***x. I died a virgin.

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At 00:03:57,747, Character said: Ah, yes.

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At 00:03:59,471, Character said: G***t it, okay, you were
gonna bring her up here

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At 00:04:01,657, Character said: and bareback her on that
ratty old mattress over there.

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At 00:04:04,175, Character said: Romantic. G***t it. That's
why you're still here.

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At 00:04:06,164, Character said: Hey, this may sound crazy,
but since you can hear me,

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At 00:04:08,814, Character said: maybe there's something else you can do.

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At 00:04:10,603, Character said: If you're talking about a possession,

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At 00:04:12,425, Character said: you are out of luck.

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At 00:04:13,883, Character said: I do not do that anymore.

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At 00:04:15,638, Character said: So isn't there something else we can do

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At 00:04:17,892, Character said: so I can pay my rent and you can move on?

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At 00:04:19,549, Character said: I'm here for Angela, that's it.

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At 00:04:22,033, Character said: - Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

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At 00:04:24,452, Character said: - That's clever.
- I know.

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At 00:04:26,341, Character said: - Ha-ha-ha!
- But really.

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At 00:04:27,732, Character said: - You're serious?
- Very.

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At 00:04:28,925, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:04:34,293, Character said: (Theme music playing)

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At 00:04:38,269, Character said: Roofie: So how you doin', Pac?

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At 00:04:40,621, Character said: A happy meal, please.

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At 00:04:42,443, Character said: You always get the happy meals.

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At 00:04:46,253, Character said: Ooh. Come on, man, you're a little light.

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At 00:04:49,102, Character said: You're a little dark.

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At 00:04:50,560, Character said: I can't keep floatin' you like this.

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At 00:04:52,150, Character said: - Come on, Roof.
- Ehh...

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At 00:04:53,840, Character said: I'm sorry, I don't know
what you want me to say.

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At 00:04:55,762, Character said: I'm not gettin' jobs like I used to, okay.

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At 00:04:57,518, Character said: People are living longer,
so there's fewer ghosts,

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At 00:05:00,036, Character said: and everybody's so
desensitized to these hauntings

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At 00:05:02,190, Character said: because of the paranormal festivity movies.

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At 00:05:04,243, Character said: Plus, you know, I've just
gotten, like, so lazy.

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At 00:05:08,218, Character said: I think you're sellin' yourself short, man.

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At 00:05:10,538, Character said: - ** I?
- You g***t a prodigious ability.

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At 00:05:12,096, Character said: You g***t to capitalize on that.

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At 00:05:13,521, Character said: You don't charge your clients enough.

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At 00:05:15,541, Character said: My clients are usually more willing

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At 00:05:17,199, Character said: to put up with the ghosts
than they are with me.

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At 00:05:19,119, Character said: Okay, whatever. It's your life.

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At 00:05:20,577, Character said: - It is my life.
- Your life.

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At 00:05:22,168, Character said: And I wanna be high, heh.

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At 00:05:28,893, Character said: Male TV host: A my guest today is
celebrated paranormal communicator

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At 00:05:32,306, Character said: Miss Camomile White.

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At 00:05:33,301, Character said: (Audience applauding)

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At 00:05:34,957, Character said: It's such a pleasure to meet you.

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At 00:05:36,812, Character said: Lovely to see you. Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen.

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At 00:05:38,899, Character said: Miss Camomile White has graced us

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At 00:05:40,954, Character said: with a new book that she has entitled,

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At 00:05:42,809, Character said: The Ghost Who Came Inside.

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At 00:05:44,465, Character said: Nice title.

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At 00:05:45,957, Character said: I will be appearing

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At 00:05:47,282, Character said: at the Occult Classics Bookstore

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At 00:05:49,335, Character said: tomorrow for a book signing.

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At 00:05:51,258, Character said: She's so dreamy.

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At 00:05:53,113, Character said: You gotta go down to that book
signing and spark up a convo.

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At 00:05:55,896, Character said: - What?
- Mm-hm.

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At 00:05:57,188, Character said: No, a girl like her, and a guy like me,

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At 00:05:59,010, Character said: we're from different worlds, we can't...