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00:00:06,852 --> 00:00:08,Man: Ghosts tend to stick around

00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:12,when they have some kind
of unfinished business.

00:00:12,782 --> 00:00:15,Oftentimes, the type of haunting

00:00:15,465 --> 00:00:17,will give me some sort of insight

00:00:18,050 --> 00:00:20,into what that unfinished business is.

00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,And finishing unfinished business,

00:00:22,192 --> 00:00:25,well, that literally is my business.

00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,Let's get down to it.

00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:31,These disturbances

00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:34,of which we spake over
the phone at great lengths,

00:00:34,086 --> 00:00:36,would you mind walking me through it again?

00:00:36,472 --> 00:00:39,Evidently, I didn't write anything down,

00:00:39,653 --> 00:00:42,so all of it would be helpful.

00:00:42,104 --> 00:00:45,Things move around in the attic at night.

00:00:45,119 --> 00:00:47,We hear creaking. The
exterminator find nothing.

00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:48,And then one day, my wife,

00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:52,she find this under her pillow.

00:00:52,077 --> 00:00:53,Mm.

00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:57,- I've seen this before.
- What is it?

00:00:58,007 --> 00:01:00,I'm trying to think of
the most delicate way

00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,to say this without offending you.

00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:05,Scrabble? It's a popular word game.

00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:07,You make words out of
these cute tiles here.

00:01:07,815 --> 00:01:08,(Speaking Korean)

00:01:08,808 --> 00:01:10,It doesn't matter.

00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,The point is that I think this is a crue.

00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:15,Clue. This is a clue.

00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:17,So, what does the A mean?

00:01:17,854 --> 00:01:19,The A? Oh, yes.

00:01:19,808 --> 00:01:21,I have no idea.

00:01:21,299 --> 00:01:23,I'll have to ask the ghost.

00:01:29,979 --> 00:01:32,(Rock theme music playing)

00:01:57,346 --> 00:01:59,(Slow dramatic theme playing)

00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:04,All right, here we are.

00:02:04,735 --> 00:02:07,Why don't we start with this?

00:02:07,683 --> 00:02:11,You obviously chose this tile for a reason.

00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,Right?

00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,You guys do everything
for a reason, don't ya?

00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:17,Hm?

00:02:19,511 --> 00:02:20,Herro?

00:02:22,692 --> 00:02:25,Oh, f... king f... king, f... k fart!

00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:31,What is it? What?

00:02:31,638 --> 00:02:33,Oh, what's this?

00:02:35,381 --> 00:02:36,A...

00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,Ang... Ang...

00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,Ang... Angina.

00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:44,Ang... ange... Angus. Angus burger.

00:02:44,593 --> 00:02:47,Please, tell me you're spelling
"Angus burger" right now.

00:02:47,144 --> 00:02:49,I remember this one time
I had an Angus patty,

00:02:49,263 --> 00:02:51,it was so juicy, I didn't
just eat that thing,

00:02:51,617 --> 00:02:54,I literally performed cunnilangus on it.

00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:56,La-la-la-la-la. I'm gonna
stop you right there.

00:02:56,421 --> 00:02:58,No, no, let me just
finish this Angus memory.

00:02:58,409 --> 00:03:00,Angus? But I'm spelling Angie.

00:03:00,363 --> 00:03:01,Uh, Angie.

00:03:02,021 --> 00:03:03,Oh, whoa.

00:03:03,511 --> 00:03:06,Can you...? Oh, my.

00:03:06,327 --> 00:03:08,- Who are you?
- Name is Kevin Pacalioglu.

00:03:08,812 --> 00:03:10,I know it's a bit of a mouthful.
You can just call me Pac.

00:03:10,999 --> 00:03:12,That's what all my friends call me.

00:03:12,357 --> 00:03:13,Well, my friend.

00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,My drug dealer.

00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,Why are you here?

00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,Because Mr. and Mrs. Lee downstairs

00:03:19,778 --> 00:03:21,said that you've been haunting their house,

00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,and they've asked me
to come and help, Angie.

00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:25,Oh, no, no, I'm actually Daniel.

00:03:25,146 --> 00:03:27,Daniel. Who's Angie then?

00:03:27,299 --> 00:03:30,Angela, my girlfriend, she
used to live in this house,

00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:32,and we'd come up here and make out,

00:03:32,699 --> 00:03:35,and I really thought
she was gonna be the one.

00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:36,What happened?

00:03:36,908 --> 00:03:38,The war.

00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,I joined the army, and
within the first week,

00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:41,g***t a bullet through the back of my head.

00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:45,Worst part about it is, I
never g***t to see any action.

00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:47,Mm, right, because of your head hole?

00:03:47,609 --> 00:03:49,Well, no, actually, I never, um,

00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:52,even g***t to fire my
gun, you catch my drift?

00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:53,Yeah, I thought I did,

00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,until you just said
"if you catch my drift."

00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,I never g***t to have s***x. I died a virgin.

00:03:57,747 --> 00:03:59,Ah, yes.

00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:01,G***t it, okay, you were
gonna bring her up here

00:04:01,657 --> 00:04:04,and bareback her on that
ratty old mattress over there.

00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:06,Romantic. G***t it. That's
why you're still here.

00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:08,Hey, this may sound crazy,
but since you can hear me,

00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:10,maybe there's something else you can do.

00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:12,If you're talking about a possession,

00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:13,you are out of luck.

00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:15,I do not do that anymore.

00:04:15,638 --> 00:04:17,So isn't there something else we can do

00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:19,so I can pay my rent and you can move on?

00:04:19,549 --> 00:04:21,I'm here for Angela, that's it.

00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

00:04:24,452 --> 00:04:26,- That's clever.
- I know.

00:04:26,341 --> 00:04:27,- Ha-ha-ha!
- But really.

00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:28,- You're serious?
- Very.

00:04:28,925 --> 00:04:30,S***t.

00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:38,(Theme music playing)

00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:40,Roofie: So how you doin', Pac?

00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:42,A happy meal, please.

00:04:42,443 --> 00:04:43,You always get the happy meals.

00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,Ooh. Come on, man, you're a little light.

00:04:49,102 --> 00:04:50,You're a little dark.

00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,I can't keep floatin' you like this.

00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,- Come on, Roof.
- Ehh...

00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,I'm sorry, I don't know
what you want me to say.

00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,I'm not gettin' jobs like I used to, okay.

00:04:57,518 --> 00:04:59,People are living longer,
so there's fewer ghosts,

00:05:00,036 --> 00:05:02,and everybody's so
desensitized to these hauntings

00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:04,because of the paranormal festivity movies.

00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:08,Plus, you know, I've just
gotten, like, so lazy.

00:05:08,218 --> 00:05:10,I think you're sellin' yourself short, man.

00:05:10,538 --> 00:05:12,- ** I?
- You g***t a prodigious ability.

00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:13,You g***t to capitalize on that.

00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,You don't charge your clients enough.

00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:17,My clients are usually more willing

00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,to put up with the ghosts
than they are with me.

00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,Okay, whatever. It's your life.

00:05:20,577 --> 00:05:22,- It is my life.
- Your life.

00:05:22,168 --> 00:05:24,And I wanna be high, heh.

00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:32,Male TV host: A my guest today is
celebrated paranormal communicator

00:05:32,306 --> 00:05:33,Miss Camomile White.

00:05:33,301 --> 00:05:34,(Audience applauding)

00:05:34,957 --> 00:05:36,It's such a pleasure to meet you.

00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:38,Lovely to see you. Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen.

00:05:38,899 --> 00:05:40,Miss Camomile White has graced us

00:05:40,954 --> 00:05:42,with a new book that she has entitled,

00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,The Ghost Who Came Inside.

00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:45,Nice title.

00:05:45,957 --> 00:05:47,I will be appearing

00:05:47,282 --> 00:05:49,at the Occult Classics Bookstore

00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:51,tomorrow for a book signing.

00:05:51,258 --> 00:05:53,She's so dreamy.

00:05:53,113 --> 00:05:55,You gotta go down to that book
signing and spark up a convo.

00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:57,- What?
- Mm-hm.

00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,No, a girl like her, and a guy like me,

00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,we're from different worlds, we can't...