The.SpongeBob.Musical.Live.On.Stage.2019 Subtitles

00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,'A magical place
for all to enjoy,

00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:14,'so long as we follow
a few simple rules.'

00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,Oh, hi, Squidward!

00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,'In case of emergency,

00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:21,'always take a moment
to locate your nearest exit.

00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:25,'And try to find your seat
before the show begins.'

00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,Excuse me.

00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,'Please do not disrupt
the show for others.

00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,'This means no gum-chewing.

00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,'No bouncing.

00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,'No armrest-hogging.

00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,'No jelly-fishing.'

00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,Sorry.

00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,'No hamboning.'

00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:45,Ooh-ooh-ooh!

00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,'No gargling.

00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,'No play-fighting.'

00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,Sit down and stop ruining
my night off!

00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:57,'And, of course, no talking.'

00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,Enjoy the musical, Patrick.

00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,Shh! You're talking.

00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:19,'and welcome to this quiet
corner of the ocean floor,

00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:23,'teeming with all the many
kinds of undersea life.

00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:28,'It is here we find
the sub-marine habitat

00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,'known as...

00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,'...Bikini Bottom.

00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,'Let us observe now

00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:39,'as the sun rises
on a new nautical day.

00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:45,'Here, we see an ordinary
cluster of kelp.

00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,'And here...

00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,'...a common clumping of coral.

00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,'And here... a pineapple!

00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,'This fruit is home to one

00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:03,'of the most fascinating
sea creatures of all.

00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:05,'Aplysina fistualis.

00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,'The yellow sponge!'

00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:18,Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it!

00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,Meow!

00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,- Good morning, Patrick!

00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,Is it morning already?

00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,Yep, and I'm singing
an opening number!

00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,Ooh, I want a verse!
I want a verse!

00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:59,No, Patrick,
it's a beautiful day.

00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,And a lot of things
rhyme with rock.

00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,- I don't think so.
- Sure.

00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:07,- Clock, smock, electroshock...
- Ooh!

00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,Pop 'n' lock!

00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,Would you two
please keep it down?

00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,Good morning, Squidward!

00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,Another day, another migraine.

00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,It's a great day, Squidward.

00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:52,In fact, I'd say this could be
the best day ever.

00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,You say that every day.

00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,And it's always true.

00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,Bye, Patrick!

00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:02,I'll see you at work, Squidward.

00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,What have I done
to deserve this?

00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:09,'We now follow
SpongeBob past the Treedome,

00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:14,'home to a creature seldom seen
here on the ocean floor.

00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,'A squirrel... from Texas.

00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,'This is Sandy Cheeks
the scientist,

00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,'hard at work
on her latest invention.'

00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,- Hiya, Sandy!

00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,What in chicken-fried tarnation
was that?

00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,I dunno.

00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,But I kinda liked it.

00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,'Scuse me, SpongeBob.

00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:15,I'm gonna go power up
the ol' seis-o-mograph.

00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,I'm off to work too,

00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,at the greatest restaurant
there is!

00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,'Bikini Bottom's most popular
dining establishment,

00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,'home to the Krabby Patty.

00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:33,'Owned and operated
by Mister Eugene Krabs.

00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:37,'And across town,
the least popular restaurant,

00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:43,'the Chum Bucket,
run by Sheldon J. Plankton.

00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:48,'Two arch nemeses locked
in a fast food Cold War.'

00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka!

00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,With you, there's always
another plan.

00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:25,Quiet, computer wife!
This time it'll work!

00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:28,I'll make everyone love
my chum burgers

00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,through the power of hypnosis.

00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,It's almost too easy.

00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,Soon they'll all see.

00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:43,I may be small,
but my genius is immense!

00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,Come on, Sheldon.

00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,It'd take forever
to hypnotize the whole town.

00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:52,You used to enjoy
my evil schemes.

00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,What can I say?

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,After twenty years of marriage,
the magic's gone.

00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,Good morning, Ms. Mayor!

00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,Oh, pipe down,
I'm governing here!

00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:35,SpongeBob, please,
I almost spilled my kelp-accino.

00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:38,- Hiya, Larry the Lobster!

00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:42,Watch where you're going,
puny dude!

00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,I'm getting these claws swole!

00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,Hi, Old Man Jenkins!

00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,Hello!

00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,Get off my lawn!

00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,Hello, lawn!

00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,Hello, street!

00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,Greetings, Maestro!

00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,Hello, guy making
all the sounds!

00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,Aargh!

00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,Hello, everyone at home!

00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,Hello, sky!

00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,Hello, flowers!

00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:15,Hello, Bikini Bottom!

00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,I can't wait
for another fine day

00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,at the finest
eating establishment

00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,ever established for eating.

00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:15,And here I thought
it was a third-rate greasepot.

00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,The finest third-rate
greasepot,

00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:21,where I ** proud to be
Fry Cook of the Month.

00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,You're the only fry cook!

00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,Well, I, for one, have my sights
set far beyond this place.

00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,I've been developing
a one-man show

00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:34,starring an as-yet-undiscovered
young, handsome,

00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,and very leggy talent.

00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,I call it...

00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,Tentacle Spectacle,
the Musical.

00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:48,My mother... she always said
I belonged on the stage.

00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,You'd make a great tree.

00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,Now look sharp, boys,

00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,my precious
whale daughter is here.

00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,Pearl!

00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,Soak it in,
me darlin' daughter.

00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,One day, all this'll be yours.

00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,As soon as you graduate
high school,

00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,I'll start you as manager.

00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,But Da-a-a-a-d!

00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,- I have my own dreams.
- Like what?

00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,Listenin' to that boy band
fourteen hours a day?

00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,They're called
the Electric Skates.

00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,Uh, Mr. Krabs?

00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,If she doesn't want
to be manager,

00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,I know someone who would be
great for the job.

00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,You?

00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:28,Ha-ha! A fry cook is all
you'll ever be.

00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,You're just
a simple sponge, boy.

00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,And yet, you don't seem
to absorb very much.

00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!

00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:47,Um... is that something
we should worry about?

00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,Nah.

00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,Breaking news!

00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,That is something
we...