The Spongebob Musical Live On Stage (2019) Subtitles

At 00:00:09,409, Character said: 'A magical place
for all to enjoy,

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At 00:00:11,911, Character said: 'so long as we follow
a few simple rules.'

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At 00:00:14,581, Character said: Oh, hi, Squidward!

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At 00:00:16,516, Character said: 'In case of emergency,

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At 00:00:18,017, Character said: 'always take a moment
to locate your nearest exit.

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At 00:00:21,588, Character said: 'And try to find your seat
before the show begins.'

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At 00:00:25,558, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:00:27,460, Character said: 'Please do not disrupt
the show for others.

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At 00:00:30,597, Character said: 'This means no gum-chewing.

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At 00:00:35,034, Character said: 'No bouncing.

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At 00:00:36,836, Character said: 'No armrest-hogging.

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At 00:00:39,839, Character said: 'No jelly-fishing.'

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At 00:00:42,108, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:00:43,209, Character said: 'No hamboning.'

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At 00:00:44,611, Character said: Ooh-ooh-ooh!

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At 00:00:46,546, Character said: 'No gargling.

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At 00:00:48,681, Character said: 'No play-fighting.'

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At 00:00:50,550, Character said: Sit down and stop ruining
my night off!

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At 00:00:54,621, Character said: 'And, of course, no talking.'

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At 00:00:58,625, Character said: Enjoy the musical, Patrick.

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At 00:01:00,293, Character said: Shh! You're talking.

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At 00:01:15,108, Character said: 'and welcome to this quiet
corner of the ocean floor,

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At 00:01:19,312, Character said: 'teeming with all the many
kinds of undersea life.

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At 00:01:25,318, Character said: 'It is here we find
the sub-marine habitat

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At 00:01:28,788, Character said: 'known as...

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At 00:01:32,091, Character said: '...Bikini Bottom.

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At 00:01:34,127, Character said: 'Let us observe now

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At 00:01:35,795, Character said: 'as the sun rises
on a new nautical day.

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At 00:01:41,668, Character said: 'Here, we see an ordinary
cluster of kelp.

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At 00:01:47,407, Character said: 'And here...

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At 00:01:49,876, Character said: '...a common clumping of coral.

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At 00:01:54,080, Character said: 'And here... a pineapple!

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At 00:01:57,951, Character said: 'This fruit is home to one

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At 00:01:59,819, Character said: 'of the most fascinating
sea creatures of all.

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At 00:02:03,089, Character said: 'Aplysina fistualis.

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At 00:02:05,892, Character said: 'The yellow sponge!'

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At 00:02:14,701, Character said: Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it!

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At 00:02:25,912, Character said: Meow!

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At 00:03:09,989, Character said: - Good morning, Patrick!

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At 00:03:12,926, Character said: Is it morning already?

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At 00:03:14,694, Character said: Yep, and I'm singing
an opening number!

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At 00:03:17,063, Character said: Ooh, I want a verse!
I want a verse!

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At 00:03:55,802, Character said: No, Patrick,
it's a beautiful day.

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At 00:03:59,606, Character said: And a lot of things
rhyme with rock.

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At 00:04:01,007, Character said: - I don't think so.
- Sure.

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At 00:04:02,909, Character said: - Clock, smock, electroshock...
- Ooh!

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At 00:04:07,347, Character said: Pop 'n' lock!

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At 00:04:11,718, Character said: Would you two
please keep it down?

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At 00:04:14,520, Character said: Good morning, Squidward!

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At 00:04:19,025, Character said: Another day, another migraine.

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At 00:04:42,982, Character said: It's a great day, Squidward.

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At 00:04:45,985, Character said: In fact, I'd say this could be
the best day ever.

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At 00:04:52,291, Character said: You say that every day.

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At 00:04:55,161, Character said: And it's always true.

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At 00:04:57,530, Character said: Bye, Patrick!

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At 00:04:59,098, Character said: I'll see you at work, Squidward.

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At 00:05:03,836, Character said: What have I done
to deserve this?

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At 00:05:05,772, Character said: 'We now follow
SpongeBob past the Treedome,

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At 00:05:09,842, Character said: 'home to a creature seldom seen
here on the ocean floor.

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At 00:05:14,480, Character said: 'A squirrel... from Texas.

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At 00:05:19,452, Character said: 'This is Sandy Cheeks
the scientist,

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At 00:05:22,388, Character said: 'hard at work
on her latest invention.'

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At 00:05:24,691, Character said: - Hiya, Sandy!

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At 00:06:02,228, Character said: What in chicken-fried tarnation
was that?

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At 00:06:04,997, Character said: I dunno.

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At 00:06:06,733, Character said: But I kinda liked it.

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At 00:06:10,436, Character said: 'Scuse me, SpongeBob.

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At 00:06:11,904, Character said: I'm gonna go power up
the ol' seis-o-mograph.

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At 00:06:15,675, Character said: I'm off to work too,

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At 00:06:17,543, Character said: at the greatest restaurant
there is!

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At 00:06:23,449, Character said: 'Bikini Bottom's most popular
dining establishment,

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At 00:06:26,719, Character said: 'home to the Krabby Patty.

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At 00:06:29,122, Character said: 'Owned and operated
by Mister Eugene Krabs.

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At 00:06:33,826, Character said: 'And across town,
the least popular restaurant,

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At 00:06:37,764, Character said: 'the Chum Bucket,
run by Sheldon J. Plankton.

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At 00:06:43,202, Character said: 'Two arch nemeses locked
in a fast food Cold War.'

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At 00:07:03,256, Character said: Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka!

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At 00:07:18,404, Character said: With you, there's always
another plan.

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At 00:07:20,940, Character said: Quiet, computer wife!
This time it'll work!

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At 00:07:25,711, Character said: I'll make everyone love
my chum burgers

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At 00:07:28,648, Character said: through the power of hypnosis.

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At 00:07:31,617, Character said: It's almost too easy.

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At 00:07:36,556, Character said: Soon they'll all see.

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At 00:07:38,558, Character said: I may be small,
but my genius is immense!

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At 00:07:43,396, Character said: Come on, Sheldon.

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At 00:07:44,797, Character said: It'd take forever
to hypnotize the whole town.

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At 00:07:49,368, Character said: You used to enjoy
my evil schemes.

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At 00:07:52,939, Character said: What can I say?

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At 00:07:54,440, Character said: After twenty years of marriage,
the magic's gone.

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At 00:08:24,537, Character said: Good morning, Ms. Mayor!

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At 00:08:26,772, Character said: Oh, pipe down,
I'm governing here!

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At 00:08:31,377, Character said: SpongeBob, please,
I almost spilled my kelp-accino.

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At 00:08:35,781, Character said: - Hiya, Larry the Lobster!

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At 00:08:38,885, Character said: Watch where you're going,
puny dude!

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At 00:08:42,688, Character said: I'm getting these claws swole!

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At 00:08:46,626, Character said: Hi, Old Man Jenkins!

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At 00:08:48,995, Character said: Hello!

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At 00:08:51,297, Character said: Get off my lawn!

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At 00:08:54,000, Character said: Hello, lawn!

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At 00:08:55,868, Character said: Hello, street!

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At 00:08:57,603, Character said: Greetings, Maestro!

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At 00:08:59,739, Character said: Hello, guy making
all the sounds!

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At 00:09:04,143, Character said: Aargh!

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At 00:09:05,912, Character said: Hello, everyone at home!

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At 00:09:08,481, Character said: Hello, sky!

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At 00:09:10,049, Character said: Hello, flowers!

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At 00:09:11,884, Character said: Hello, Bikini Bottom!

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At 00:11:02,762, Character said: I can't wait
for another fine day

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At 00:11:05,765, Character said: at the finest
eating establishment

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At 00:11:08,534, Character said: ever established for eating.

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At 00:11:11,904, Character said: And here I thought
it was a third-rate greasepot.

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At 00:11:15,241, Character said: The finest third-rate
greasepot,

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At 00:11:18,244, Character said: where I ** proud to be
Fry Cook of the Month.

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At 00:11:21,914, Character said: You're the only fry cook!

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At 00:11:24,417, Character said: Well, I, for one, have my sights
set far beyond this place.

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At 00:11:28,554, Character said: I've been developing
a one-man show

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At 00:11:30,956, Character said: starring an as-yet-undiscovered
young, handsome,

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At 00:11:34,427, Character said: and very leggy talent.

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At 00:11:36,295, Character said: I call it...

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At 00:11:39,698, Character said: Tentacle Spectacle,
the Musical.

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At 00:11:43,002, Character said: My mother... she always said
I belonged on the stage.

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At 00:11:48,140, Character said: You'd make a great tree.

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At 00:11:50,576, Character said: Now look sharp, boys,

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At 00:11:52,244, Character said: my precious
whale daughter is here.

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At 00:11:54,880, Character said: Pearl!

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At 00:11:59,018, Character said: Soak it in,
me darlin' daughter.

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At 00:12:01,320, Character said: One day, all this'll be yours.

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At 00:12:03,122, Character said: As soon as you graduate
high school,

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At 00:12:05,424, Character said: I'll start you as manager.

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At 00:12:07,560, Character said: But Da-a-a-a-d!

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At 00:12:09,328, Character said: - I have my own dreams.
- Like what?

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At 00:12:11,430, Character said: Listenin' to that boy band
fourteen hours a day?

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At 00:12:14,366, Character said: They're called
the Electric Skates.

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At 00:12:16,502, Character said: Uh, Mr. Krabs?

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At 00:12:18,704, Character said: If she doesn't want
to be manager,

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At 00:12:20,706, Character said: I know someone who would be
great for the job.

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At 00:12:23,742, Character said: You?

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At 00:12:25,010, Character said: Ha-ha! A fry cook is all
you'll ever be.

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At 00:12:28,747, Character said: You're just
a simple sponge, boy.

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At 00:12:30,850, Character said: And yet, you don't seem
to absorb very much.

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At 00:12:33,786, Character said: Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!

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At 00:13:44,089, Character said: Um... is that something
we should worry about?

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At 00:13:48,794, Character said: Nah.

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At 00:13:53,265, Character said: Breaking news!

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At 00:13:54,934, Character said: That is something
we...