Kims Convenience s01e01 Gay Discount.eng Subtitles

00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,(DOOR BELL DINGS)

00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:10,- KEVIN: Hello, Mr. Kim.
- Kevin, how I can help you?

00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,- This is my friend, Roger.
- Hello, Roger.

00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,- Nice to meet you.
- Mmm.

00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,We're performing for Pride Week,

00:00:15,481 --> 00:00:17,and we would love to put
our poster up in your window.

00:00:22,488 --> 00:00:25,You group is call, "Gay Town Boys?"

00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,Yes, it is, and, yes, we are.

00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,It's, uh, messy poster. Who make?

00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:32,Get refund.

00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,- Or is it because we're gay?
- No, of course, it isn't.

00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,It's okay. Don't mind him.

00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,No. I have no problem with the gay,

00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,but I have problem with parade.

00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,Traffic, garbage, noise.

00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:45,If you is the gay,

00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,why can't you be quiet,
respectful gay, huh?

00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,Like Anderson Cooper, you know?

00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,Neil Patrick Harris, you know?

00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:53,They is all the gay,

00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,but they don't yelling to me
they is the gay.

00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:57,It's not about being loud, Mr. Kim...

00:00:57,659 --> 00:00:59,Kevin, some people don't like Korean,

00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,but we don't make big parade
yelling at people,

00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,"We is Korean, we is Korean!"
(CHUCKLES)

00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,- Mr. Kim, are you homophobic?
- Roger.

00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,- What word you using?
- Homophobic, Mr. Kim.

00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,This is discrimination
against "the homos."

00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,And it's a hate crime,
and I'm gonna report it.

00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,- What?
- Roger...

00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,- What you report?
- Hey! Look, look, look.

00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,I'm not homo...

00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,- Homopebek.
- Uh-huh.

00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:24,If I ** homo...

00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,Homopeebeek, then why I...

00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,Why do I give a gay discount, hmm?

00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,- Sorry?
- Yeah.

00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,If I ** homo, homopobok,

00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,then why I having the gay discount?

00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:43,Fifteen percent gay discount
only for the Gay Pride Week.

00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,So, how much would this be?

00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,Regular, $2, but for you,

00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:53,with gay discount, $1.70.

00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,And how do you know if someone is gay?

00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:57,I can tell.

00:01:58,217 --> 00:02:00,- You have gaydar, Mr. Kim?
- Yeah.

00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:04,I have gaydar, 100% guarantee.

00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,Ah. Well, we'll be sure
to spread the word.

00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,And the poster?

00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:10,You can do better.

00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

00:02:29,286 --> 00:02:37,Subtitle sync and corrections
by awaqeded for addic7ed.com .

00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,Appa, I have a shoot
for school this weekend.

00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:45,I was wondering
if I can borrow the van.

00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:48,What happened to, "Good morning, Appa,"

00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:49,"Umma, you look pretty today."

00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:51,- Thank you, Appa.
- That's from Janet.

00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,Oh. Thank you, Janet.

00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:53,But I say.

00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,You do look pretty Umma,
and can I have the van?

00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:57,- No.
- No, but Appa,

00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,- I only need it for one...
- Stop.

00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:00,One second.

00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,(DOOR CLOSING)

00:03:06,552 --> 00:03:08,And he's not coming back. (SIGHS)

00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,- Janet.
- What?

00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:10,You coming church Sunday?

00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:14,You know, church is not
only for worship the Jesus.

00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,Lots of side benefit too.

00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:20,You can make a lot
of friends at church.

00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:23,Friend who is girl.
Friend who is not girl.

00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:26,Umma, I'm not going to church
to hook up with guys.

00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,Not hook up, hook around.

00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,Look, new church directory.

00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:34,So many boys to choose from.

00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,Oh.

00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,Mr. Soon's nephew, Georgie.

00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,He is captain of church Frisbee team.

00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,Umma, I don't need your help
finding a boyfriend.

00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,Yeah. Then where is you cool
Christian Korean boyfriend?

00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,Okay, first of all,
there's no such thing

00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,as a "Cool Christian Korean Boy."

00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,- They don't exist.
- (SCOFFS) What you talking?

00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,If they're cool and Christian,
they're not Korean.

00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,And if they're cool and Korean,

00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,they're not Christian.
And if they're cool,

00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,Christian and Korean, they're girls.

00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,Jung is cool, Christian,
and Korean. Is he girl?

00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,So, you're suggesting
I date my brother?

00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,No.

00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,Look, Janet, when I was your age,

00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:09,I go to church, find the Jesus,

00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,find cool, Christian
Korean boy and we hook around.

00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:15,Umma, can you please don't say
"hook around."

00:04:15,136 --> 00:04:16,It doesn't sound so good.

00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:18,If I is not hook around with you Appa,

00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,- you is not be born.
- Bye, Umma.

00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,(SCOFFS)

00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:28,- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,(WHISTLING)

00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,I was told you
were supporting gay pride

00:04:35,423 --> 00:04:37,and you had a 50% discount
or something like that?

00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,Is that true or not?

00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,What?

00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:43,You have a 50% discount
or something like that?

00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:45,- Is that true?
- Fifteen percent.

00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:47,And keep talking to end of sentence.

00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,My bad. Sorry. (LAUGHS)

00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,Fifteen percent discount, true?

00:04:51,757 --> 00:04:53,Yeah, only for the gay.

00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,$26.50. You want bag?

00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,Is that with the discount?

00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,No, you want bag?

00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:02,Uh, yes, I want the bag

00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,but why not I get the gay discount?

00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,It's only for the gay.

00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,You is not the gay.

00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,Hello.

00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,I ** not the gay? I ** so the gay.

00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:14,People tell me I ** too gay sometimes.

00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,You is only pretend.

00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:17,Are you for real?

00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,One hundred percent guarantee not gay.

00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,No discount.

00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,This is not over.

00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:28,This is not even the start
of it being not over.

00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,Okay. See you.

00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:34,Hi.

00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,KIMCHEE: Pick it up.

00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,You pick it up.

00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,How do you know it's dead?

00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,Buddy.

00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,- JANET: Hey.
- Hey.

00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,What are you guys doing?

00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,Your brother's about to clean a car.

00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,You guys gettin' lunch or something?

00:05:54,082 --> 00:05:55,- I don't know, are we?
- Mmm.

00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,My treat as long as you use

00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,your employee family discount thingy

00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:00,to get me a car.

00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:01,What's wrong with Appa's van?

00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,More like, "What's wrong with Appa?"

00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:04,963...