Kims Convenience Gay Discount Eng S01E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,872, Character said: (DOOR BELL DINGS)

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At 00:00:07,106, Character said: - KEVIN: Hello, Mr. Kim.
- Kevin, how I can help you?

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At 00:00:10,043, Character said: - This is my friend, Roger.
- Hello, Roger.

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At 00:00:12,245, Character said: - Nice to meet you.
- Mmm.

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At 00:00:13,346, Character said: We're performing for Pride Week,

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At 00:00:15,481, Character said: and we would love to put
our poster up in your window.

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At 00:00:22,488, Character said: You group is call, "Gay Town Boys?"

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At 00:00:25,425, Character said: Yes, it is, and, yes, we are.

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At 00:00:28,561, Character said: It's, uh, messy poster. Who make?

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At 00:00:31,597, Character said: Get refund.

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At 00:00:33,933, Character said: - Or is it because we're gay?
- No, of course, it isn't.

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At 00:00:36,302, Character said: It's okay. Don't mind him.

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At 00:00:37,470, Character said: No. I have no problem with the gay,

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At 00:00:39,639, Character said: but I have problem with parade.

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At 00:00:41,975, Character said: Traffic, garbage, noise.

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At 00:00:44,610, Character said: If you is the gay,

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At 00:00:45,979, Character said: why can't you be quiet,
respectful gay, huh?

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At 00:00:48,648, Character said: Like Anderson Cooper, you know?

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At 00:00:50,750, Character said: Neil Patrick Harris, you know?

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At 00:00:52,652, Character said: They is all the gay,

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At 00:00:53,820, Character said: but they don't yelling to me
they is the gay.

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At 00:00:56,155, Character said: It's not about being loud, Mr. Kim...

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At 00:00:57,659, Character said: Kevin, some people don't like Korean,

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At 00:00:59,993, Character said: but we don't make big parade
yelling at people,

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At 00:01:02,729, Character said: "We is Korean, we is Korean!"
(CHUCKLES)

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At 00:01:05,131, Character said: - Mr. Kim, are you homophobic?
- Roger.

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At 00:01:08,301, Character said: - What word you using?
- Homophobic, Mr. Kim.

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At 00:01:10,770, Character said: This is discrimination
against "the homos."

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At 00:01:13,373, Character said: And it's a hate crime,
and I'm gonna report it.

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At 00:01:15,308, Character said: - What?
- Roger...

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At 00:01:16,376, Character said: - What you report?
- Hey! Look, look, look.

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At 00:01:19,746, Character said: I'm not homo...

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At 00:01:21,414, Character said: - Homopebek.
- Uh-huh.

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At 00:01:23,282, Character said: If I ** homo...

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At 00:01:24,417, Character said: Homopeebeek, then why I...

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At 00:01:29,856, Character said: Why do I give a gay discount, hmm?

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At 00:01:33,159, Character said: - Sorry?
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:34,627, Character said: If I ** homo, homopobok,

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At 00:01:36,629, Character said: then why I having the gay discount?

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At 00:01:39,165, Character said: Fifteen percent gay discount
only for the Gay Pride Week.

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At 00:01:44,470, Character said: So, how much would this be?

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At 00:01:48,107, Character said: Regular, $2, but for you,

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At 00:01:50,943, Character said: with gay discount, $1.70.

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At 00:01:53,579, Character said: And how do you know if someone is gay?

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At 00:01:56,315, Character said: I can tell.

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At 00:01:58,217, Character said: - You have gaydar, Mr. Kim?
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:00,486, Character said: I have gaydar, 100% guarantee.

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At 00:02:04,090, Character said: Ah. Well, we'll be sure
to spread the word.

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At 00:02:06,426, Character said: And the poster?

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At 00:02:09,328, Character said: You can do better.

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At 00:02:12,899, Character said: (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:02:29,286, Character said: Subtitle sync and corrections
by awaqeded for addic7ed.com .

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At 00:02:42,161, Character said: Appa, I have a shoot
for school this weekend.

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At 00:02:44,397, Character said: I was wondering
if I can borrow the van.

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At 00:02:45,981, Character said: What happened to, "Good morning, Appa,"

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At 00:02:48,134, Character said: "Umma, you look pretty today."

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At 00:02:49,769, Character said: - Thank you, Appa.
- That's from Janet.

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At 00:02:51,504, Character said: Oh. Thank you, Janet.

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At 00:02:52,772, Character said: But I say.

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At 00:02:53,840, Character said: You do look pretty Umma,
and can I have the van?

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At 00:02:56,542, Character said: - No.
- No, but Appa,

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At 00:02:57,677, Character said: - I only need it for one...
- Stop.

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At 00:02:59,879, Character said: One second.

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At 00:03:05,485, Character said: (DOOR CLOSING)

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At 00:03:06,552, Character said: And he's not coming back. (SIGHS)

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At 00:03:08,054, Character said: - Janet.
- What?

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At 00:03:09,555, Character said: You coming church Sunday?

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At 00:03:11,924, Character said: You know, church is not
only for worship the Jesus.

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At 00:03:14,861, Character said: Lots of side benefit too.

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At 00:03:17,096, Character said: You can make a lot
of friends at church.

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At 00:03:20,099, Character said: Friend who is girl.
Friend who is not girl.

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At 00:03:23,769, Character said: Umma, I'm not going to church
to hook up with guys.

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At 00:03:26,239, Character said: Not hook up, hook around.

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At 00:03:29,876, Character said: Look, new church directory.

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At 00:03:32,311, Character said: So many boys to choose from.

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At 00:03:34,680, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:35,982, Character said: Mr. Soon's nephew, Georgie.

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At 00:03:38,184, Character said: He is captain of church Frisbee team.

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At 00:03:40,286, Character said: Umma, I don't need your help
finding a boyfriend.

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At 00:03:42,755, Character said: Yeah. Then where is you cool
Christian Korean boyfriend?

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At 00:03:45,258, Character said: Okay, first of all,
there's no such thing

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At 00:03:47,360, Character said: as a "Cool Christian Korean Boy."

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At 00:03:48,895, Character said: - They don't exist.
- (SCOFFS) What you talking?

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At 00:03:50,596, Character said: If they're cool and Christian,
they're not Korean.

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At 00:03:52,580, Character said: And if they're cool and Korean,

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At 00:03:53,866, Character said: they're not Christian.
And if they're cool,

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At 00:03:55,701, Character said: Christian and Korean, they're girls.

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At 00:03:58,104, Character said: Jung is cool, Christian,
and Korean. Is he girl?

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At 00:04:00,740, Character said: So, you're suggesting
I date my brother?

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At 00:04:02,942, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:04,410, Character said: Look, Janet, when I was your age,

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At 00:04:07,246, Character said: I go to church, find the Jesus,

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At 00:04:09,582, Character said: find cool, Christian
Korean boy and we hook around.

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At 00:04:13,352, Character said: Umma, can you please don't say
"hook around."

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At 00:04:15,136, Character said: It doesn't sound so good.

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At 00:04:16,822, Character said: If I is not hook around with you Appa,

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At 00:04:18,758, Character said: - you is not be born.
- Bye, Umma.

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At 00:04:21,661, Character said: (SCOFFS)

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At 00:04:23,863, Character said: - (CROWD CHEERING)
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:04:28,601, Character said: (WHISTLING)

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At 00:04:33,839, Character said: I was told you
were supporting gay pride

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At 00:04:35,423, Character said: and you had a 50% discount
or something like that?

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At 00:04:37,877, Character said: Is that true or not?

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At 00:04:39,245, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:40,346, Character said: You have a 50% discount
or something like that?

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At 00:04:43,015, Character said: - Is that true?
- Fifteen percent.

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At 00:04:45,351, Character said: And keep talking to end of sentence.

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At 00:04:47,286, Character said: My bad. Sorry. (LAUGHS)

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At 00:04:49,322, Character said: Fifteen percent discount, true?

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At 00:04:51,757, Character said: Yeah, only for the gay.

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At 00:04:53,726, Character said: $26.50. You want bag?

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At 00:04:57,296, Character said: Is that with the discount?

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At 00:04:58,898, Character said: No, you want bag?

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At 00:05:00,766, Character said: Uh, yes, I want the bag

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At 00:05:02,435, Character said: but why not I get the gay discount?

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At 00:05:04,337, Character said: It's only for the gay.

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At 00:05:05,938, Character said: You is not the gay.

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At 00:05:07,740, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:05:09,041, Character said: I ** not the gay? I ** so the gay.

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At 00:05:12,511, Character said: People tell me I ** too gay sometimes.

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At 00:05:14,480, Character said: You is only pretend.

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At 00:05:16,515, Character said: Are you for real?

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At 00:05:17,583, Character said: One hundred percent guarantee not gay.

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At 00:05:20,953, Character said: No discount.

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At 00:05:22,488, Character said: This is not over.

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At 00:05:25,524, Character said: This is not even the start
of it being not over.

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At 00:05:29,829, Character said: Okay. See you.

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At 00:05:33,799, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:05:42,041, Character said: KIMCHEE: Pick it up.

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At 00:05:43,142, Character said: You pick it up.

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At 00:05:44,844, Character said: How do you know it's dead?

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At 00:05:46,279, Character said: Buddy.

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At 00:05:48,314, Character said: - JANET: Hey.
- Hey.

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At 00:05:49,982, Character said: What are you guys doing?

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At 00:05:51,083, Character said: Your brother's about to clean a car.

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At 00:05:52,618, Character said: You guys gettin' lunch or something?

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At 00:05:54,082, Character said: - I don't know, are we?
- Mmm.

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At 00:05:55,588, Character said: My treat as long as you use

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At 00:05:58,024, Character said: your employee family discount thingy

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At 00:05:59,488, Character said: to get me a car.

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At 00:06:00,593, Character said: What's wrong with Appa's van?

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At 00:06:01,661, Character said: More like, "What's wrong with Appa?"

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