The Jeffersons s10e01 Mission Incredible 1 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,550, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

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At 00:01:10,830, Character said: Okay, Miss Jefferson, true or false?

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At 00:01:12,930, Character said: Nautical miles are longer than
conventional miles.

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At 00:01:16,830, Character said: False. No, true.

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At 00:01:19,170, Character said: Okay, now this one is easy.

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At 00:01:21,750, Character said: Sonar was invented in 1940 by Laurel and
Hardy during the filming of

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At 00:01:28,610, Character said: Saps at Sea.

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At 00:01:33,090, Character said: True. Oh, false.

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At 00:01:36,610, Character said: Miss Jefferson, I thought you told me
you memorized all these questions.

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At 00:01:40,200, Character said: I did. It's the answers I didn't
memorize.

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At 00:01:45,220, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, how are you going to be
the hit of Mr. Jefferson's Navy reunion

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At 00:01:48,860, Character said: if you don't know nothing about the
Navy?

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At 00:01:51,840, Character said: Florence, for the last time, I don't
want to be the hit of George's Navy

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At 00:01:57,540, Character said: tonight. And besides, I know what the
Navy's about.

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At 00:02:01,120, Character said: It's a place where young boys train to
be young men.

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At 00:02:04,700, Character said: so that they can get together years
later and act like young boys all over

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At 00:02:09,360, Character said: again.

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At 00:02:11,620, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, now I'm sure Mr.
Jefferson has grown up by now.

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At 00:02:16,980, Character said: Come on, Weas.

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At 00:02:24,520, Character said: Or grown out.

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At 00:02:27,100, Character said: Hurry up, Weasley. The guys will be here
any minute to take us to the hotel. You

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At 00:02:30,400, Character said: gotta get dressed.

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At 00:02:31,820, Character said: I'm already dressed.

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At 00:02:33,840, Character said: What happened to the outfit I picked out
for you?

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At 00:02:36,180, Character said: You mean this?

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At 00:02:38,440, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:43,720, Character said: Gee, I don't know.

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At 00:02:45,440, Character said: I thought I'd save this until someone
asked me to do a Popeye impression.

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At 00:02:51,440, Character said: Please, this is a Navy reunion, not a
junior prom.

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At 00:02:55,200, Character said: You see what I look like?

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At 00:02:59,060, Character said: Lars, is anything wrong with the way I'm
dressed?

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At 00:03:01,700, Character said: Now, Mr. Jefferson, you know.

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At 00:03:03,550, Character said: that you and I have different teeth.

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At 00:03:05,310, Character said: I have mine, and you have none.

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At 00:03:12,470, Character said: Well, George, you have to admit, this
shirt is a little small.

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At 00:03:17,010, Character said: Ain't nothing wrong with it.

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At 00:03:18,610, Character said: You know how fabric is.

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At 00:03:20,330, Character said: If you don't wear it for a while, it
tightens up.

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At 00:03:22,930, Character said: It just needs time to grow, that's all.

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At 00:03:24,810, Character said: Hi,

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At 00:03:26,150, Character said: George. Hey. Hi, Louise.

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At 00:03:28,159, Character said: Aw, George, what happened to your
uniform?

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At 00:03:30,880, Character said: Doesn't anybody around here know
anything about fabric? What do you want?

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At 00:03:34,280, Character said: actually, Helen sent me down here to
pick up the pantlets she lent you about

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At 00:03:37,820, Character said: house on Cape Cod. Okay, Tom, I'll go
get them. Thank you. Oh, Louise, aren't

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At 00:03:41,760, Character said: you forgetting something?

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At 00:03:43,500, Character said: Oh, right.

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At 00:03:48,760, Character said: She just put it there so she'd know
where it is.

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At 00:03:55,359, Character said: So you're going to spring for that house
in Cape Cod, huh?

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At 00:03:57,540, Character said: Oh, now, wait a minute, George. The
house hasn't come through yet.

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At 00:04:00,940, Character said: But let me show you the ring that I
bought for Helen today.

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At 00:04:04,400, Character said: Well, uh, if boring me makes you happy.

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At 00:04:08,280, Character said: Not bad, huh?

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At 00:04:10,400, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:04:14,880, Character said: It's called a cat's eye opal, and it's
found only in Bolivia. And it's so

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At 00:04:20,260, Character said: there that it has to be smuggled out
between the toes of llamas.

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At 00:04:27,880, Character said: I don't have to tell you how sensitive
the area between a llama's toes can get.

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At 00:04:32,500, Character said: That's right, especially with that heat.

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At 00:04:35,760, Character said: I'll thank you. Well, normally these
babies go anywhere from a hundred bucks

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At 00:04:40,020, Character said: up. But this man I met on 8th Avenue, he
was liquidating his entire inventory.

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At 00:04:45,100, Character said: And he let me have this one for, you
won't believe it, $25.

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At 00:04:49,960, Character said: It's a marble, Willis. George, you
should have seen his trunk. It was

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At 00:04:54,100, Character said: with them. It's a marble.

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At 00:04:57,200, Character said: A marble?

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At 00:04:58,220, Character said: Yeah! A guy cut a marble in half, and he
glued it on this old cheap band.

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At 00:05:03,300, Character said: See? This scam's been in the newspapers
all week.

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At 00:05:06,160, Character said: A marble?

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At 00:05:07,340, Character said: Why, if this is true, then that means
I've been... You've been stung, you've

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At 00:05:11,500, Character said: been ripped off, you've been beaten,
whatever you want to call it.

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At 00:05:16,220, Character said: I've been taken to the cleaners.

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At 00:05:18,120, Character said: Now I wouldn't call it that.

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At 00:05:22,920, Character said: What is wrong with you?

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At 00:05:24,560, Character said: You never used to be this big a thugger
before.

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At 00:05:26,060, Character said: Oh, well, I guess I just had a temporary
lapse of judgment.

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At 00:05:29,300, Character said: In other words, it was just dumb.

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At 00:05:32,260, Character said: Well, all right, I'll give you that,
George. But at least give me some

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At 00:05:35,640, Character said: too. For what?

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At 00:05:36,480, Character said: You should have enough sense not to buy
nothing from somebody over the street.

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At 00:05:39,220, Character said: Oh, come on, now. You act as if I did
that all the time. If it happened once,

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At 00:05:42,500, Character said: could happen again. Well, I wasn't
thinking clearly. I was worried about

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At 00:05:45,140, Character said: house in Cape Cod, and I had a lot on my
mind. Okay, okay, I'm through with it.

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At 00:05:48,320, Character said: Well, thank you.

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At 00:05:50,090, Character said: Oh, listen, George, since we're on the
subject of rings, would you mind

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At 00:05:54,710, Character said: appraising these other three?

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At 00:05:57,290, Character said: I'm telling you, Old Wes was the biggest
coward in the whole Navy. Oh, come on,

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At 00:06:03,030, Character said: George. I'm telling you, he was so
scared, when he found out they sent only

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At 00:06:07,330, Character said: black guys to the galley, he swore under
oath that he was a mulatto.

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At 00:06:13,050, Character said: He even told them he sang with the ink
spots, right? Oh, that's a lie. No, no,

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At 00:06:17,370, Character said: no.

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At 00:06:18,640, Character said: We're some Mills brothers.

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At 00:06:21,740, Character said: See, he did that to keep him going
through the front line with you. I'm

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At 00:06:25,140, Character said: you, he was the scariest guy in the
whole Navy.

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At 00:06:27,340, Character said: Hey, hey, listen, speaking of the Navy,
now ain't it about time we headed down

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At 00:06:31,160, Character said: to the hotel? Hey, hey, let's keep
going.

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At 00:06:33,440, Character said: Hey, hey, hey.

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At 00:06:37,120, Character said: No, no, we're just going to the hotel
now. Come on. Oh, great. Let's get it

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At 00:06:41,560, Character said: with. Oh, I mean, let's go.

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At 00:06:43,900, Character said: I'll get my coat.

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At 00:06:45,320, Character said: Don't slam the closet door too loud.

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At 00:06:47,660, Character said: Old West might surrender to the Koreans.

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At 00:06:52,260, Character said: George, what is this?

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At 00:06:53,820, Character said: Oh, that?

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At 00:06:54,420, Character said: Man, you want to hear a great story?

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At 00:06:56,620, Character said: This friend of mine g***t ripped off over
that ring because he thought it was the

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At 00:06:59,660, Character said: real Opal or something.

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At 00:07:00,760, Character said: It's a marble.

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At 00:07:01,600, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:07:03,020, Character said: But could you imagine a grown man
falling for a gag like that?

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At 00:07:05,720, Character said: I don't know, Jefferson. It happens all
the time.

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At 00:07:07,980, Character said: I know, but I didn't think it would
happen to this guy. I mean, he's kind of

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At 00:07:10,060, Character said: smart, you know. But, of course, he told
me that he was under some kind of

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At 00:07:12,960, Character said: stress. Why?

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At 00:07:14,120, Character said: Well, he's trying to buy some real
estate up in Cape Cod.

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At 00:07:17,240, Character said: Well, he'll get over it. I mean, he's
eating wax fruit and pulled through.

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At 00:07:22,480, Character said: Well, if I were you, I'd make sure to
warn him. You know what kind of people

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At 00:07:26,420, Character said: out there these days. It ain't my
problem.

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At 00:07:28,340, Character said: Oh, sure, it's nobody's problem now, but
you might want to cut it off before it

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At 00:07:33,240, Character said: becomes a problem. What are you getting
at, Tyndall?

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At 00:07:35,780, Character said: Nothing much.

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At 00:07:37,320, Character said: But I had a friend a couple of years ago
get ripped off, and I had a chance to

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At 00:07:41,320, Character said: warn him, too. And I didn't. I felt real
bad about it afterwards.

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At 00:07:45,680, Character said: Willis is my best friend, too.

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At 00:07:47,300, Character said: Look,

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At 00:07:48,560, Character said: you guys ain't gonna spread this around,
are you? What, about the ring?

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