South Park S27E02 G***t A Nut hoetinkhof79 Subtitles

At 00:00:49,570, Character said: He's gone too far this time, dude.

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At 00:00:51,390, Character said: The stuff he's saying about Jews is out of control.

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At 00:00:53,790, Character said: Bro, you just g***t to ignore him.

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At 00:00:55,310, Character said: Bro, it's pretty hard to ignore him

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At 00:00:56,700, Character said: when he's saying it all on a podcast.

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At 00:00:58,360, Character said: He actually said that all women are whores,

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At 00:01:00,840, Character said: and the only thing we're good at is murdering babies.

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At 00:01:03,410, Character said: Look, guys, just leave it alone.

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At 00:01:04,710, Character said: Don't give him any more attention.

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At 00:01:06,240, Character said: That's easy for you to say, dude.

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At 00:01:07,710, Character said: Yeah, you are one of the multitudes of groups

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At 00:01:09,540, Character said: he's spewing his stupid s***t about.

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At 00:01:11,720, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:01:12,500, Character said: Who are you talking about?

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At 00:01:13,810, Character said: both: Clyde.

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At 00:01:14,940, Character said: Clyde?

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At 00:01:16,070, Character said: Yeah, and his stupid debating podcast.

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At 00:01:18,250, Character said: Hey, here he comes.

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At 00:01:20,990, Character said: Whatever, guys.

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At 00:01:21,990, Character said: Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong.

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At 00:01:24,640, Character said: You don't know a thing about the Jewish people.

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At 00:01:26,430, Character said: Yeah, and shut up about girls' bodies.

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At 00:01:28,740, Character said: Well, that sounds like a very female and Jew thing to say.

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At 00:01:31,350, Character said: If you guys don't like it,

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At 00:01:32,610, Character said: why don't you come debate me on my podcast?

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At 00:01:34,390, Character said: We're not indulging your stupid podcast.

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At 00:01:36,960, Character said: Yeah, screw you, fat a***s.

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At 00:01:40,310, Character said: Wha-- what?

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At 00:01:43,530, Character said: Now, as your counselor,

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At 00:01:45,010, Character said: I want to try and understand why you're doing

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At 00:01:46,970, Character said: all these bad things you're doing.

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At 00:01:49,670, Character said: The other students are very upset at this podcast.

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At 00:01:52,630, Character said: And what makes you think you g***t to say

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At 00:01:54,590, Character said: all this stuff, Clyde?

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At 00:01:56,330, Character said: Hey, I'm just trying to make my nut, man.

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At 00:02:00,420, Character said: Y-your nut?

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At 00:02:01,640, Character said: Yeah, you know, kids have it tough these days.

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At 00:02:03,420, Character said: We g***t Xbox subscriptions, PS5, Steam subscriptions,

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At 00:02:06,250, Character said: Netflix, HBO, you want to order DoorDash.

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At 00:02:08,650, Character said: My nut's about 60 bucks a week.

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At 00:02:10,470, Character said: So you know, as a kid, if you could do a podcast,

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At 00:02:12,300, Character said: say some really divisive s***t, then you could make your nut.

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At 00:02:16,260, Character said: Well, Clyde, there's more important things

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At 00:02:18,050, Character said: than a nut, mkay?

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At 00:02:20,440, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:02:21,660, Character said: Well, like being nice, mkay,

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At 00:02:24,360, Character said: making people smile, helping people out.

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At 00:02:26,790, Character said: That's why I became a counselor.

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At 00:02:29,010, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:02:30,320, Character said: Mr. Mackey, I need you to pack your stuff.

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At 00:02:32,060, Character said: You've been fired, bud.

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At 00:02:33,100, Character said: W-what?

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At 00:02:34,670, Character said: Government's doing away with needless spending in schools.

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At 00:02:36,540, Character said: Get your things. Last paycheck's up front.

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At 00:02:38,630, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:02:40,420, Character said: Hey, wait a minute, PC Principal.

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At 00:02:42,200, Character said: Power Christian Principle, yes.

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At 00:02:43,810, Character said: I've worked here for 26 years.

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At 00:02:45,860, Character said: We appreciate your service to this school,

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At 00:02:47,290, Character said: but the government's cutting back on unnecessary expenses.

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At 00:02:49,900, Character said: Well, what's more important than a school counselor?

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At 00:02:52,300, Character said: Schools have one counselor now,

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At 00:02:54,040, Character said: and he is the greatest counselor that ever lived.

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At 00:02:56,210, Character said: Thanks for everything. Now, pack your s***t.

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At 00:03:02,350, Character said: But...

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At 00:03:03,870, Character said: what about my nut?

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At 00:03:20,460, Character said: Hello, and welcome

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At 00:03:21,590, Character said: to the "Clyde Donovan Podcast."

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At 00:03:26,850, Character said: Welcome to the Channel of Truth, guys.

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At 00:03:28,900, Character said: You can't trust Jews,

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At 00:03:29,990, Character said: white people are the underprivileged,

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At 00:03:31,210, Character said: and women belong at home.

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At 00:03:32,560, Character said: I'd like to welcome our first guest

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At 00:03:33,860, Character said: to the debate, Eric Cartman.

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At 00:03:38,870, Character said: What the hell do you think you're doing, Clyde?

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At 00:03:40,610, Character said: We're here speaking the truth about the Jews

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At 00:03:42,130, Character said: and the underprivileged white class--

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At 00:03:43,480, Character said: That's my shtick.

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At 00:03:44,610, Character said: Knock it off, Clyde. You stole my idea.

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At 00:03:46,790, Character said: I don't know about stealing ideas,

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At 00:03:48,220, Character said: but I do know about some amazing supplement powders

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At 00:03:50,010, Character said: that are an absolute steal-- - Supplement powders?

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At 00:03:51,530, Character said: HE-MAN supplement powders can really help you

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At 00:03:53,050, Character said: bulk up and get-- - Are you f***g serious?

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At 00:03:55,140, Character said: People are sponsoring you for ripping me off?

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At 00:03:57,010, Character said: And it's really just the best way to get ripped quick.

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At 00:03:58,410, Character said: So be sure to get some.

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At 00:03:59,970, Character said: And also, be sure to hashtag #RespectClydesAuthority.

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At 00:04:02,450, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:05,500, Character said: So after losing my job, I realized

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At 00:04:07,680, Character said: I really better get a handle on how much I spend a month.

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At 00:04:11,550, Character said: Yes, Mr. Mackey.

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At 00:04:12,600, Character said: Looking over your portfolio here,

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At 00:04:14,070, Character said: it appears you've g***t about an $8,000 a month nut.

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At 00:04:17,430, Character said: $8,000 a month?

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At 00:04:19,820, Character said: I had no idea my nut was that big.

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At 00:04:22,040, Character said: Now, we could get you a debt consolidation loan,

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At 00:04:24,300, Character said: cancel your streaming services,

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At 00:04:25,650, Character said: downgrade your phone subscription,

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At 00:04:26,870, Character said: do a second mortgage on your house,

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At 00:04:28,350, Character said: and your nut's still $8,000--

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At 00:04:31,570, Character said: a month.

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At 00:04:32,750, Character said: But I don't have anything, mkay?

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At 00:04:35,400, Character said: I can't find a job.

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At 00:04:36,530, Character said: Nobody's hiring counselors anymore.

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At 00:04:38,530, Character said: What ** I supposed to do?

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At 00:04:40,140, Character said: Well, there are other career opportunities.

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At 00:04:42,970, Character said: Have you considered...

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At 00:04:44,410, Character said: a job with the I-C-E?

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At 00:04:47,150, Character said: Help your country round up undocumented immigrants.

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At 00:04:51,940, Character said: I'm a counselor.

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At 00:04:53,160, Character said: I help people.

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At 00:04:54,290, Character said: I would never work for ICE.

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At 00:04:56,330, Character said: I understand you have to have your principles.

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At 00:04:58,680, Character said: It's just they are offering new recruits

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At 00:05:01,080, Character said: about a $100,000 salary.

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At 00:05:05,600, Character said: Say--say what now?

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At 00:05:08,610, Character said: Are you looking for a new career?

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At 00:05:10,910, Character said: Why not join the I-C-E?

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At 00:05:13,220, Character said: We have jobs available now

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At 00:05:14,440, Character said: with up to a $50,000 signing bonus.

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At 00:05:17,490, Character said: Signing bonus?

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At 00:05:32,370, Character said: I'm proud to work for the I-C-E.

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At 00:05:49,300, Character said: And now, watch as Clyde Donovan totally destroys

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At 00:05:52,610, Character said: these woke liberal students.

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At 00:05:54,870, Character said: Welcome to the channel, guys.

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At 00:05:56,180, Character said: Looks like a lot of whiny babies have a problem

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At 00:05:58,140, Character said: with what I say, so prove me wrong.

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At 00:06:01,050, Character said: Uh, Hey, Clyde.

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At 00:06:02,490, Character said: Um, you said nothing good ever came from the Jews.

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At 00:06:04,750, Character said: But if that's true, why are bagels so yummy?

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At 00:06:07,840, Character said: - Yeah. - Yeah!

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At 00:06:09,230, Character said: Well, you've obviously been taught by the Jews

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At 00:06:10,670, Character said: to have a problem with this school and with America.

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At 00:06:12,110, Character said: So let me ask you this-- what is your definition of a woman?

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At 00:06:14,150, Character said: Wait, now, what?

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At 00:06:16,240, Character said: What is a woman? It's a very simple question.

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