Now Apocalypse - 01x01 - This Is The Beginning Of The End Amzn -ntb English C Updated Addic7ed Com Subtitles

At 00:00:20,035, Character said: [Ulysses Voiceover] I've always
had a simultaneous fear of,

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At 00:00:22,615, Character said: and attraction toward, the unknown.

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At 00:00:26,002, Character said: And in these f***g
dark and scary times,

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At 00:00:28,465, Character said: it's easy to adopt a "What
difference does it make?" attitude.

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At 00:00:33,100, Character said: So I often find myself
in these situations

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At 00:00:36,041, Character said: where my heart's pounding so
fast I can barely breathe.

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At 00:00:40,819, Character said: And I can't tell if it's
excitement or terror or both.

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At 00:00:45,198, Character said: - No!
- It's not like I'm brave

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At 00:00:46,802, Character said: or anything, it's more

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At 00:00:50,302, Character said: reckless stupidity,

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At 00:00:53,253, Character said: an adrenaline fix,

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At 00:00:55,829, Character said: throwing myself into the
void to see what happens.

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At 00:01:05,388, Character said: No!

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At 00:01:07,890, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:01:10,175, Character said: [man groans]

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At 00:01:13,657, Character said: [screams]

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At 00:01:16,183, Character said: [Ulysses grunting]

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At 00:01:17,508, Character said: Harder! Harder!

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At 00:01:20,554, Character said: - [door thuds]
- Dave?

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At 00:01:21,602, Character said: Oh, s***t!

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At 00:01:22,643, Character said: My husband's home!

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At 00:01:23,834, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:01:25,047, Character said: [stammers] What should I do?

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At 00:01:29,847, Character said: DAVE'S HUSBAND: Dave, where are you?!

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At 00:01:31,283, Character said: DAVE: In here, babe.

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At 00:01:33,791, Character said: - [Ulysses yelps]
- [loud thud]

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At 00:01:47,709, Character said: [Ulysses Voiceover] So yeah,
I realized that one day

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At 00:01:49,971, Character said: these crazy adventures
will probably get me

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At 00:01:51,856, Character said: into some gigantic trouble
I can't get out of.

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At 00:01:54,616, Character said: _

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At 00:01:56,971, Character said: But it's almost like
I can't help myself.

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At 00:01:58,940, Character said: ["Star Roving" by Slowdive]

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At 00:02:03,038, Character said: I do s***t sometimes and I
really don't know why.

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At 00:02:09,234, Character said: To avoid boredom, I guess.

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At 00:02:12,585, Character said: To feel alive.

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At 00:02:15,632, Character said: Just for the f***g f***k of it.

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At 00:02:18,400, Character said: Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:02:32,464, Character said: ♪ Give it away now, girl ♪

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At 00:02:36,575, Character said: ♪ Can't hold down tonight ♪

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At 00:02:58,631, Character said: [panting]

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At 00:03:01,655, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:05,407, Character said: Sorry, dude.

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At 00:03:07,496, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:03:09,716, Character said: Hey, Severine.

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At 00:03:12,392, Character said: I thought you were sleeping out tonight.

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At 00:03:14,655, Character said: Yeah, uh, I'm not.

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At 00:03:19,378, Character said: Anyhoo, please, continue.

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At 00:03:23,382, Character said: Goodnight, Ulysses.

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At 00:03:24,792, Character said: Goodnight.

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At 00:03:26,209, Character said: Night, dude.

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At 00:03:29,496, Character said: ULYSSES: So, Ford and I have a
sort of strange relationship.

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At 00:03:33,923, Character said: We've been roommates since college

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At 00:03:37,093, Character said: and we kind of drunk messed
around once freshman year.

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At 00:03:40,420, Character said: I love him unconditionally

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At 00:03:43,162, Character said: and if he had even one
sexually ambiguous molecule

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At 00:03:46,861, Character said: in his body, we'd probably be married,

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At 00:03:48,785, Character said: but Ford's that truly rare Kinsey zero

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At 00:03:52,649, Character said: in contrast to my ever oscillating four,

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At 00:03:55,522, Character said: which means I'm not so totally queer

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At 00:03:57,741, Character said: that I haven't rubbed out a few
fantasizing about Severine.

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At 00:04:01,194, Character said: Everything in my life right
now is a question mark,

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At 00:04:04,893, Character said: which pretty much explains
what this thing is about.

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At 00:04:08,153, Character said: It's definitely not a vlog.

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At 00:04:09,767, Character said: It's more of a place to
download the random s***t

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At 00:04:13,540, Character said: that's in my head to keep it
from like [lips pop] exploding.

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At 00:04:16,783, Character said: Back in school, I thought
I wanted to be an actor,

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At 00:04:21,173, Character said: but once I g***t to LA,
I quickly discovered

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At 00:04:23,941, Character said: that's probably the lamest,
most soul-crushing thing

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At 00:04:26,292, Character said: I could do with my life.

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At 00:04:27,698, Character said: And Ford is that sad LA cliché,

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At 00:04:30,470, Character said: an aspiring screenwriter.

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At 00:04:32,043, Character said: But movies are even more
irrelevant now than books.

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At 00:04:35,605, Character said: It's all stupid superheroes
and YA bullshit.

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At 00:04:39,361, Character said: And thanks to Instagram,
art and photography,

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At 00:04:41,733, Character said: all of that's pretty
much obsolete now too,

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At 00:04:44,005, Character said: so lacking a better outlet,

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At 00:04:45,690, Character said: here I ** talking to myself in the dark.

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At 00:04:58,123, Character said: But also,

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At 00:04:59,892, Character said: there's something weird going on

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At 00:05:03,071, Character said: that I feel I need to document.

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At 00:05:11,007, Character said: I've been having this nightmare,

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At 00:05:12,683, Character said: the same one over and over,

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At 00:05:14,947, Character said: two or three times a
week for the past month.

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At 00:05:17,303, Character said: MAN: No!

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At 00:05:18,350, Character said: [Ulysses Voiceover] And it's
so vivid and freakishly real

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At 00:05:20,238, Character said: that when I wake up, it's still
there hovering over me like

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At 00:05:24,263, Character said: it's not just a dream,

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At 00:05:26,221, Character said: like it's trying to tell me something.

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At 00:05:29,442, Character said: Maybe smoke a smidge
less pot before bedtime?

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At 00:05:32,832, Character said: Carly, I'm being serious.

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At 00:05:34,140, Character said: Don't you ever get bizarre premonitions?

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At 00:05:36,786, Character said: - No.
- Well, I do and I'm a double Scorpio.

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At 00:05:40,453, Character said: It's the most psychic of all the signs.

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At 00:05:42,268, Character said: And I've had premonitions
before, but this is different.

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At 00:05:45,588, Character said: It's like we're teetering on the
brink of total annihilation.

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At 00:05:48,843, Character said: CARLY: Okay, well, that's
every f***g day now

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At 00:05:52,195, Character said: in this tragic s***t show
era we're living in.

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At 00:05:54,897, Character said: But anyway, are you still
cyber-stalking that guy?

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At 00:05:58,136, Character said: - Gabriel.
- Mm.

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At 00:06:00,430, Character said: Yeah. We were supposed to
hang out last night, but...

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At 00:06:03,101, Character said: Oh, let me guess, he flaked.

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At 00:06:07,219, Character said: Hey, look, this guy's a
gnarly 300-pound catfish.

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At 00:06:12,246, Character said: That's why I've been pushing
to meet in real life.

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At 00:06:14,154, Character said: Look, check it out.

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At 00:06:15,329, Character said: - Oh. He is pretty.
- Right?

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At 00:06:18,244, Character said: I know it sounds hokey, but I just get
this vibe that we're destined to be.

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At 00:06:21,552, Character said: Okay, double Scorpio.

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At 00:06:23,584, Character said: Honestly, just looking at him
makes me dizzy and hard.

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At 00:06:26,673, Character said: You know, when I first met Jethro,

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At 00:06:28,370, Character said: seeing him sneeze would make me c***m,

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At 00:06:30,938, Character said: but now, like uh, last night,
in the middle of f***g,

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At 00:06:33,810, Character said: Jethro leans in and for some
ungodly reason, whispers...

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At 00:06:39,960, Character said: Mm, teach me, baby, teach me.

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At 00:06:41,818, Character said: - What?
- [Jethro moans]

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At 00:06:43,173, Character said: Teach me!

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At 00:06:44,193, Character said: Is that something you
g***t from a bad p***o?

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At 00:06:46,170, Character said: Oh, come on, baby!

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At 00:06:47,520, Character said: Yeah, teach me how to drive you wild!

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At 00:06:49,438, Character said: Yes, baby!

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At 00:06:50,799, Character said: Make me a student!

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At 00:06:52,353, Character said: I'm a vessel for your pleasure!

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At 00:06:54,265, Character said: - [groans]
- Yeah!

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At 00:06:55,547, Character said: Ah, teach me, baby!

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At 00:06:57,225, Character said: - Come on, yeah!
- Can you just slow down

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At 00:06:58,182, Character said: a little bit, please?!

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At 00:06:59,435, Character said: Teach me, baby! Teach me!

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At 00:07:01,185, Character said: - Oh, s***t.
- And it gets worse.

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At 00:07:03,318, Character said: He wants me to go to his f***g
meditation class tonight.

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At 00:07:06,856, Character said: But meditating gives you anxiety.

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At 00:07:08,600, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:07:09,628, Character said: It's so easy for him. His brain,
his natural resting state,

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At 00:07:12,933, Character said: is just a blank void of nothingness.

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At 00:07:15,896, Character said: - [phone buzzes]
- [Carly sighs]

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At 00:07:18,246, Character said: Is it the catfish?

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At 00:07:20,030, Character said: Oh, s***t, really? What'd he say?

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At 00:07:21,858, Character said: That he wants to meet tonight.

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At 00:07:23,730, Character said: Okay, well, my...