Tacoma.FD.S02E06.The.C-Team.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H.264-CtrlHD_Track03 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,872, Character said: [upbeat music]

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At 00:00:04,874, Character said: - So here's the situation.
There's a guy in there,

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At 00:00:06,702, Character said: he's fine, but it's
just a little bit weird.

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At 00:00:09,705, Character said: Wait, is that thing on?
- Yes, sir.

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At 00:00:11,446, Character said: You're on Granny-Cam.

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At 00:00:12,925, Character said: - And you're gonna be
wearing it the whole time?

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At 00:00:14,188, Character said: - Yeah, Chief says
somebody should wear it.

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At 00:00:15,667, Character said: So I'm wearing it.
- Okay, well,

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At 00:00:17,191, Character said: then Chief's gonna
love these visuals.

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At 00:00:18,670, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:00:21,282, Character said: - Whoa.

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At 00:00:23,501, Character said: - [groans]
- Who would do this to someone?

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At 00:00:25,416, Character said: - You know what?
I think I've seen this before.

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At 00:00:26,896, Character said: It's called fisting.

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At 00:00:29,681, Character said: - This isn't your
father's fisting.

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At 00:00:31,118, Character said: This is a new viral trend.
- [grunts]

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At 00:00:32,641, Character said: - Oh, yeah, like planking.

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At 00:00:33,946, Character said: - Is that where you
can't touch the floor?

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At 00:00:34,991, Character said: - No, that was the
"Floor is Lava."

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At 00:00:36,427, Character said: - Hey, do you guys remember
when we did the Mannequin

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At 00:00:38,125, Character said: Challenge, but Chief's heavy
breathing kept giving him away?

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At 00:00:39,996, Character said: [laughter]
- Yeah.

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At 00:00:41,432, Character said: - [muffled laugh]
- I was thinking that we would

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At 00:00:43,434, Character said: just use the 3-2-1 method.

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At 00:00:45,654, Character said: - Ooh, let me get
a better angle.

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At 00:00:47,090, Character said: - Here we go.
Excuse me.

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At 00:00:49,223, Character said: - I'll go under.
- All right.

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At 00:00:50,398, Character said: - We're gonna go
on three, okay?

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At 00:00:51,834, Character said: Three, two, one.
- Big exhale, okay?

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At 00:00:53,401, Character said: - Three, two, one.
[all grunt]

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At 00:00:55,664, Character said: [hand pops]

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At 00:00:56,926, Character said: [relieved groans]
- Oh, thank you.

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At 00:00:59,102, Character said: My--My toilet hand
was starting to prune.

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At 00:01:00,712, Character said: - How were you
able to call for help

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At 00:01:01,931, Character said: with all this going on?

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At 00:01:03,280, Character said: - Oh, I always livestream
my fisting.

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At 00:01:04,455, Character said: One of my fans called
on my behalf.

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At 00:01:06,501, Character said: - Hey, can we redo our entrance
so I can film it again?

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At 00:01:08,720, Character said: I'm wanna iris up so I
can get a better lighting.

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At 00:01:10,418, Character said: - All right, cool.
- We have to reenact it?

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At 00:01:11,941, Character said: - Sure.
- Yeah, yeah, thank you.

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At 00:01:13,160, Character said: - Ugh.
- Thank you.

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At 00:01:14,552, Character said: - You--You guys
are kidding, right?

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At 00:01:15,771, Character said: - Oh, you can fake it.

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At 00:01:17,294, Character said: I already g***t a great shot
of the extraction.

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At 00:01:20,080, Character said: - Oh, hey, buddy.
Ugh, gross.

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At 00:01:22,169, Character said: You switched hands.
- Eh.

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At 00:01:23,648, Character said: - Okay.
And action!

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At 00:01:26,521, Character said: [rock music]

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At 00:01:29,524, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:35,269, Character said: - ♪ The fire's out

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At 00:01:36,270, Character said: ♪ Now you wanna be

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At 00:01:39,186, Character said: ♪ Where the laughs are free

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At 00:01:41,536, Character said: ♪ Tacoma FD

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At 00:01:47,890, Character said: [upbeat rock music]

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At 00:01:49,283, Character said: - Beep, beep, beep, beep.
What's up, tree hugger?

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At 00:01:51,937, Character said: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
- Hey.

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At 00:01:54,592, Character said: - Yeah, sorry
I didn't see you there

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At 00:01:56,551, Character said: on account of how
tiny your car is.

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At 00:01:58,205, Character said: Who makes that thing,
Hot Wheels?

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At 00:02:00,511, Character said: - My car way better
for the environment

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At 00:02:02,557, Character said: than that thing
you're driving.

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At 00:02:03,993, Character said: Have you even heard
of global warming?

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At 00:02:05,777, Character said: - I have, but this truck
shouldn't be a problem

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At 00:02:07,344, Character said: for global warming,
'cause it's so cool.

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At 00:02:09,216, Character said: - [scoffs]
Sure.

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At 00:02:10,565, Character said: - [chuckles]
Oh, okay.

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At 00:02:12,741, Character said: Oh, Jesus.
[grunts]

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At 00:02:15,091, Character said: It's tall.
[laughs]

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At 00:02:17,180, Character said: - Did you just buy this thing?

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At 00:02:18,268, Character said: - It's a test loan
from the dealership.

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At 00:02:20,052, Character said: Jesus Chrysler,
you heard of them?

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At 00:02:21,489, Character said: ♪ Jesus Chrysler,
we g***t heavenly deals! ♪

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At 00:02:24,231, Character said: - ♪ We g***t heavenly deals!
- There you go, see?

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At 00:02:26,494, Character said: Hey, notice anything
different about me?

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At 00:02:28,191, Character said: - Someone parked a big truck
in your spot?

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At 00:02:29,627, Character said: - Yeah!
- You g***t a haircut?

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At 00:02:31,803, Character said: - [sighs]
It's the truck, Ike.

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At 00:02:33,153, Character said: - Oh, that's--oh, yeah!
Holy smokes!

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At 00:02:35,546, Character said: - The dealership is letting me
drive it for a week, yeah.

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At 00:02:36,939, Character said: - It's a lot of truck.

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At 00:02:39,507, Character said: I think it looks
good on you, Chief,

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At 00:02:41,161, Character said: like it was
custom-made for you.

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At 00:02:42,379, Character said: - Thank you, Eddie.

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At 00:02:43,554, Character said: The car you drive
says a lot about you.

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At 00:02:44,599, Character said: Next time you see
someone driving

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At 00:02:46,078, Character said: the exact same car as you,
take a look at that driver.

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At 00:02:48,037, Character said: It's like looking
in the mirror.

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At 00:02:49,169, Character said: - What if the driver
is borrowing,

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At 00:02:50,387, Character said: like, his mom's car?

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At 00:02:51,780, Character said: - That's what people assume

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At 00:02:53,260, Character said: when they see Andy
driving his car.

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At 00:02:54,304, Character said: - [groans]
- [laughs]

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At 00:02:55,871, Character said: - Looks like that truck
comes loaded with zings, too.

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At 00:02:57,394, Character said: - That's right.
Okay, let's go, everybody.

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At 00:02:58,395, Character said: Come on.
We're late for the shift.

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At 00:03:00,005, Character said: - Oh, s***t, hide your mirrors.
Here comes the C-Team.

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At 00:03:02,573, Character said: [punchy rock music]

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At 00:03:05,533, Character said: ♪

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At 00:03:16,065, Character said: - These guys are the worst.
- Look who it is.

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At 00:03:18,850, Character said: It's the little guys.
[laughter]

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At 00:03:21,679, Character said: - Hey, any chance,
uh, you heard about

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At 00:03:23,507, Character said: my vacation day last week?
- Nope, not really.

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At 00:03:26,293, Character said: - Cap said I could
chalk it up to flex time.

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At 00:03:29,339, Character said: all: Oh!

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At 00:03:31,298, Character said: - Actually, I went to a bar
over the weekend and curled it.

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At 00:03:34,431, Character said: [laughter]
- Was it a candy bar?

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At 00:03:36,433, Character said: [laughter]
all: Whoo!

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At 00:03:39,393, Character said: - No.

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At 00:03:40,872, Character said: - Hey, Captain,
you forgot your bag.

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At 00:03:42,613, Character said: - Nope, no, I didn't, Delilah.

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At 00:03:44,136, Character said: I just didn't feel
like carrying it.

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At 00:03:45,442, Character said: - How many times
you gotta tell her?

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At 00:03:46,791, Character said: - Right?
[bag thuds]

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At 00:03:47,836, Character said: - Oh, what?
[laughter]

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At 00:03:49,316, Character said: - Delilah!
- Delilah, come on.

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At 00:03:51,056, Character said: Better get that--nope.
- [laughs]

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At 00:03:52,841, Character said: - Come on, guys.
- Come on.

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At 00:03:54,059, Character said: - [laughs awkwardly]

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At 00:03:55,583, Character said: - Let's go, fellas.

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At 00:03:57,280, Character said: - Delilah, hey.

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At 00:03:59,064, Character said: How's the old C-Squad
treating you?

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At 00:04:01,415, Character said: - [sighs]
Best way to describe it

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At 00:04:02,894, Character said: is hell on Earth.
- [exhales deeply]

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At 00:04:04,766, Character said: I'm really sorry that my dad
couldn't get you transferred

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At 00:04:06,594, Character said: back to Station 27.
- Yeah, me too.

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At 00:04:09,510, Character said: You know, my old station
was awesome, but, you know,

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At 00:04:11,903, Character said: they'd filled my slot,
and C-Team had one open,

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At 00:04:14,297, Character said: so here I **.
- Delilah!

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At 00:04:17,039, Character said: How many times
I gotta tell you?

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At 00:04:18,345, Character said: Don't forget your axe.
- [fearful grunt]

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At 00:04:20,085, Character said: - Jesus.
- They, uh, make me hold

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At 00:04:22,740, Character said: my rubber axe all the time.
Even on my days off.

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At 00:04:25,700, Character said: Breakfast is on me.

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At 00:04:29,181, Character said: - Oh, man.
She looks like s***t.

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At 00:04:30,966, Character said: - Yeah, and I feel like s***t.
- Yeah, you should.

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At 00:04:33,447, Character said: After you had her
transferred and ripped

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At 00:04:35,318, Character said: from...