Kill Bill, Volume 2 (2004) Subtitles

At 00:00:35,426, Character said: BILL: Do you find me sadistic?

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At 00:00:39,082, Character said: You know, Kiddo,

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At 00:00:41,780, Character said: I'd like to believe

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At 00:00:44,174, Character said: you're aware enough, even now,

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At 00:00:47,873, Character said: to know that
there's nothing sadistic

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At 00:00:52,139, Character said: in my actions.

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At 00:00:55,272, Character said: At this moment...

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At 00:00:58,536, Character said: this is me

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At 00:01:01,452, Character said: at my most masochistic.

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At 00:01:04,238, Character said: Bill... it's your ba--

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At 00:01:07,719, Character said: [gunshot]

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At 00:01:13,247, Character said: THE BRIDE:
Looked dead, didn't I?

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At 00:01:15,118, Character said: Well, I wasn't.

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At 00:01:16,946, Character said: But it wasn't from lack
of trying, I can tell you that.

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At 00:01:20,602, Character said: Actually, Bill's last bullet
put me in a coma,

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At 00:01:23,909, Character said: a coma I was to lie in
for four years.

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At 00:01:27,913, Character said: When I woke up, I went on

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At 00:01:30,133, Character said: what the movie advertisements
refer to as,

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At 00:01:32,092, Character said: "A roaring rampage of revenge."

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At 00:01:35,965, Character said: I roared and I rampaged,

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At 00:01:39,186, Character said: and I g***t bloody satisfaction.

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At 00:01:42,798, Character said: I've killed a hell of a lot
of people to get to this point,

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At 00:01:46,628, Character said: but I have only one more.

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At 00:01:50,066, Character said: The last one.

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At 00:01:52,242, Character said: The one I'm driving to
right now.

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At 00:01:55,767, Character said: The only one left.

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At 00:01:58,466, Character said: And when I arrive
at my destination,

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At 00:02:02,383, Character said: I ** gonna kill Bill.

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At 00:02:31,107, Character said: THE BRIDE: Now, the incident
that happened

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At 00:02:32,674, Character said: at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel

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At 00:02:34,371, Character said: that put this whole
gory story into motion

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At 00:02:37,548, Character said: has since become legend.

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At 00:02:40,290, Character said: "Massacre at Two Pines."

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At 00:02:42,814, Character said: That's what the newspapers
called it.

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At 00:02:44,903, Character said: The local TV news called it

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At 00:02:46,862, Character said: "The El Paso, Texas,
Wedding Chapel Massacre."

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At 00:02:51,127, Character said: How it happened,
who was there,

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At 00:02:53,869, Character said: how many g***t killed
and who killed them

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At 00:02:56,872, Character said: changes depending on
who's telling the story.

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At 00:03:00,484, Character said: In actual fact,

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At 00:03:02,051, Character said: the massacre didn't happen
during a wedding at all.

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At 00:03:05,881, Character said: It was a wedding rehearsal.

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At 00:03:08,753, Character said: REVEREND: Now, when we come
to the part where I say,

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At 00:03:10,755, Character said: "You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride,

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At 00:03:15,325, Character said: but don't stick your tongue
in her mouth.

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At 00:03:17,153, Character said: [laughter]

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At 00:03:19,895, Character said: This might be funny
to your friends,

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At 00:03:22,114, Character said: but it would be
embarrassing to your parents.

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At 00:03:27,032, Character said: We'll try to restrain
ourselves, reverend.

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At 00:03:31,211, Character said: RUFUS: Y'all g***t a song?

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At 00:03:36,781, Character said: How 'bout Love Me Tender?
I can play that.

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At 00:03:40,132, Character said: -THE BRIDE: Sure.
-Yeah.

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At 00:03:42,134, Character said: GROOM: Love Me Tender
would be great.

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At 00:03:44,615, Character said: Rufus, he's the man.

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At 00:03:47,749, Character said: Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?

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At 00:03:50,882, Character said: Rufus Thomas.

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At 00:03:52,841, Character said: Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas.

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At 00:03:55,887, Character said: RUFUS: I was a Drell.
I was a Drifter.

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At 00:03:58,847, Character said: I was a Coaster.

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At 00:04:00,370, Character said: I was part of the Gang.
I was a Bar-kay.

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At 00:04:04,026, Character said: If they come through Texas,
I played with 'em.

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At 00:04:08,422, Character said: Rufus, he's the man.

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At 00:04:14,732, Character said: -Have I forgotten anything?
-Um...

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At 00:04:17,300, Character said: Oh, yes. You forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.

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At 00:04:20,651, Character said: -Thank you, mother.
-Yes.

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At 00:04:23,480, Character said: Now, the way
we normally do this,

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At 00:04:25,700, Character said: we have the bride's side,

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At 00:04:28,093, Character said: and then we have
the groom's side.

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At 00:04:29,878, Character said: But since the bride
ain't g***t nobody comin',

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At 00:04:33,142, Character said: and the groom's g***t
far too many people comin'...

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At 00:04:37,233, Character said: Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.

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At 00:04:41,933, Character said: REVEREND: Right. Well, I don't
see no problem with...

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At 00:04:46,503, Character said: the groom's side sharing
the bride's side.

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At 00:04:50,072, Character said: Do you, mother?

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At 00:04:51,378, Character said: I don't have a problem
with that. But, uh...

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At 00:04:54,468, Character said: REVEREND'S WIFE:
Honey, you know, it would be

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At 00:04:56,252, Character said: good if you had
somebody come.

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At 00:04:59,124, Character said: You know, as a sign
of good faith?

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At 00:05:03,085, Character said: Well, I don't have anybody,

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At 00:05:05,348, Character said: except for Tommy and my friends.

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At 00:05:09,657, Character said: You have no family?

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At 00:05:12,268, Character said: Well, I'm workin'
on changing that.

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At 00:05:13,835, Character said: Mrs. Harmony,
we're all the family

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At 00:05:15,576, Character said: this little angel's
ever gonna need.

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At 00:05:20,102, Character said: I'm not feeling very well,

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At 00:05:21,233, Character said: and this bitch is starting
to piss me off.

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At 00:05:23,888, Character said: So while y'all blather on,

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At 00:05:25,673, Character said: I'm gonna go outside
and get some air.

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At 00:05:27,109, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:28,502, Character said: THE BRIDE: Um, uh, reverend,
sorry, uh...

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At 00:05:30,286, Character said: She's gonna go out
and get some air.

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At 00:05:31,896, Character said: Yeah. Given her delicate
condition.

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At 00:05:34,290, Character said: She just needs a few minutes
to get it together.

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At 00:05:36,248, Character said: -She'll be okay.
-REVEREND: Right.

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At 00:05:43,691, Character said: [flute plays]

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At 00:06:56,720, Character said: Hello, Kiddo.

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At 00:07:03,292, Character said: How did you find me?

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At 00:07:06,077, Character said: I'm the man.

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At 00:07:11,561, Character said: What are you doin' here?

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At 00:07:15,217, Character said: What ** I doin'?

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At 00:07:18,525, Character said: Well,

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At 00:07:20,701, Character said: a moment ago
I was playing my flute.

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At 00:07:30,145, Character said: At this moment...

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At 00:07:33,191, Character said: I'm lookin' at the most
beautiful bride

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At 00:07:35,411, Character said: these old eyes have ever seen.

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At 00:07:39,459, Character said: Why are you here?

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At 00:07:41,896, Character said: Last look.

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At 00:07:45,769, Character said: Are you gonna be nice?

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At 00:07:47,336, Character said: I've never been nice
my whole life.

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At 00:07:51,514, Character said: But I'll do my best
to be sweet.

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At 00:07:55,344, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:07:57,128, Character said: I always told you,

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At 00:07:59,696, Character said: your sweet side
is your best side.

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At 00:08:03,221, Character said: I guess that's why you're
the only one who's ever seen it.

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At 00:08:10,011, Character said: See you g***t a bun
in the oven.

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At 00:08:12,709, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:08:15,538, Character said: I'm knocked up.

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At 00:08:17,975, Character said: Jeez, Louise.
That young man of yours

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At 00:08:21,065, Character said: sure doesn't believe
in wasting time, does he?

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At 00:08:26,027, Character said: Have you seen Tommy?

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At 00:08:30,379, Character said: -Big guy in the tux?
-Yes.

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At 00:08:33,687, Character said: Then I saw him.

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At 00:08:36,864, Character said: I like his hair.

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At 00:08:40,520, Character said: You promised you'd be nice.

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At 00:08:44,741, Character said: No, I said I'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.

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At 00:08:49,267, Character said: But you're right.

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At 00:08:51,748, Character said: What does your young man
do for a living?

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At 00:08:56,623, Character said: He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.

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At 00:08:59,626, Character said: Ah. Music lover, eh?

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At 00:09:02,237, Character said: He's fond of music.

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At 00:09:05,414, Character said: Aren't we all?

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At 00:09:11,463, Character said: And what are you doing
for a j-o-b these days?

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At 00:09:16,817, Character said: I work
in the record store.

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At 00:09:19,907, Character said: Ah, so...

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At 00:09:23,388, Character said: It all suddenly
seems so clear.

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At 00:09:28,916, Character said: Do you like it?

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At 00:09:31,092, Character said: Yeah. I like it
a lot, smartass.

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At 00:09:34,661, Character said: I get to listen
to music all day,

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At 00:09:37,228, Character said: talk about music all day.
It's really cool.

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At 00:09:42,146, Character said: It's gonna be
a great environment

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At 00:09:43,495, Character said: for my little girl
to grow up in.

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At 00:09:48,457, Character said: As opposed to jetting around
the world, killing human beings

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