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00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:14,Ladies and gentlemen, Dusty Slay!

00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,Woo-hoo!

00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,All right.

00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,Okay. All right.

00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:41,Ha-ha! We're havin' a good time.
Y'know what I mean?

00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,Okay.

00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,I'm pumped to be here, Chattanooga.

00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,It's a hot show, y'know what I mean?

00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,Already been a hot show.

00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,Uh, feels like
it's gonna keep being a hot show.

00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,I feel good. I slept good.

00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,-Whoo!
-And that feels good.

00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,I don't always sleep good,
but I did sleep good last night.

00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:11,I had a dream that I was watching
a Larry Bird documentary.

00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,I've never seen a Larry Bird documentary.

00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:20,That means my mind created
a Larry Bird documentary

00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,for me to watch in my sleep.

00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,That's incredible, I think.

00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,That is incredible.

00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,Pretty low-budget documentary though.

00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,Wasn't even really Larry Bird
in the documentary.

00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,That means my subconscious
couldn't work up the budget

00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:41,to get Larry Bird
in my own dream documentary.

00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,Y'know what I mean? Okay.

00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,Whoo!

00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,We're havin' a good time.

00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,Thank you.

00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,I had a dream one time that I was
about to get trapped in an elevator.

00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,And that's a big fear of mine, y'know?

00:01:57,325 --> 00:02:00,Not 'cause I'm claustrophobic
but because I pee a lot.

00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,I g***t a real pee problem.
I'm not trying to be gross about it.

00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,But I g***t a real overactive bladder,
y'know?

00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,I g***t the kinda bladder that's like,
"Oh, you tryin' to do somethin'?"

00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,"Why don't you go pee first though?"

00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,Like, I never been in a Home Depot
and found what I needed

00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,before I had to pee.

00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,I'm just tryin' to get a couple of screws.

00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,Next thing you know,
I'm in the back corner of a Home Depot…

00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,…in between some carpet rolls.

00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,I don't know if I'm in the bathroom
or the break room.

00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,I don't know what's goin' on back there.

00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,I don't know what people eat,
that shop at Home Depot,

00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,but they are destroying that bathroom.

00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,I never seen anythin' like it.

00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,I'm just in there to pee,
and my eyes are waterin'.

00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:49,Whoo!

00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,Hope I don't pass out in here,

00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,'cause… I'll keep breathin' that in.

00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,But I do pee a lot though.
And I'm in a lotta elevators.

00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,I'm in elevators all the time.
I'm always in a hotel.

00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,And I get to the hotel…

00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:08,I get off the plane, get in the car,
get to the hotel, gotta pee real bad,

00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,and I'm like, "Nah, I can make it
to the room. I can make it."

00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,I'm in the elevator, pushin' the button,
y'know what I mean?

00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,Like, "Let's go! Let's go!"

00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,And I always think,
"If this elevator breaks down…"

00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,I'm always like, "How long would it take
before I peed in this elevator?"

00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,And I think it would happen right away.

00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,I don't think I'd waste any time.
I think I'd feel it shut down,

00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,and then they go,
"Oh, sorry, the elevator's broke."

00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,And I would just let loose in there.

00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:39,And then they go, "Oh, sorry,
minor glitch. We're up and runnin'."

00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,I'm like, "Well, I'm sorry that happened…"

00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:49,"…but I'm not ruinin' my bladder 'cause
your elevator's glitchin' out in here."

00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,"I didn't know how long
we was gonna be in here, y'know?"

00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,"I didn't wanna be uncomfortable
in front of all these other people."

00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,Y'know what I mean? Okay!

00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,Thank you. Okay.

00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,You ever in an elevator,
and you look up in the top right corner,

00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,and you see the name brand
of the elevator in there?

00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,Who's that for?

00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,You ever been in an elevator
and been like,

00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,"Dang, this is a pretty good elevator."

00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,"What brand is this?"

00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,"I'm gonna start recommendin' this
to other hotels I stay at."

00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,"You guys gotta get on
that Otis elevator."

00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,Okay, a couple of Otis fans.

00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,No, it's a good elevator.
It is a good elevator.

00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,I've always lived in the South.
I like being in the South.

00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,Uh, I think it's the best.

00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,I really love…
I like the weather. I love the heat.

00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,I'm a big fan of the heat, y'know?

00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,Sometimes I'll go out to,
like, Phoenix, y'know,

00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,and it'll be a lot hotter
than what I'm used to.

00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,And I'll complain about it a little bit.

00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,And, uh, they always say
the same thing to me.

00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,You know what they say.
They go, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,That's what they say. "It's a dry heat."

00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,They say it like their heat
is better than my heat.

00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,I get defensive about it.

00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,I'm like, "Oh, it's a dry heat, huh?"

00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,"Well, I like a wet heat."

00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,"Yeah, that's the kind of heat I like.
I like a wet heat."

00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,"I like it to feel like a sauna outside."

00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,"I like to sweat in places
I didn't even know I could sweat in."

00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,I like to go, "Why is that wet?"

00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,Know what I mean?
"I like… I like a wet heat, y'know?"

00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,"I like a heat with a lot
of flying insects and mosquitoes…"

00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,"…and gnats."

00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,"I like to stand in a hot parking lot
of a Shoney's doin' like that."

00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,"I like to go in the backyard
for two minutes

00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,and come back in and go,
'I just g***t tore up out there.'"

00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,Know what I mean?

00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,Know what I mean?

00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,That's right.

00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,"You can't get that in a dry heat."

00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,I went out to Iowa not too long ago.

00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,Thank you. And, uh…

00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,Yep, I get around a bit.

00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,And, uh, had a lot of fun out there.

00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,This lady came up to me after the show.
She goes, "Hey, great show."

00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,I was like, "Thanks. I appreciate that."

00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,And then she goes,
"Have you ever milked a cow?"

00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:29,Mm. And I said, "No."

00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,And, uh, she goes, "Do you want to?"

00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,And I said, "No." Y'know?

00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,Not lookin' to do
a lot of chores after my show.

00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,I just kinda wanna relax, y'know?

00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:53,Not tryin' to go back to this lady's farm
and shear the sheep and shoe the horses.

00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,Then she was like,
"'Cause my husband's getting wild tonight,

00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,and I need somebody
to help me milk the cows."

00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,And at that point, I wasn't even sure
we were still talkin' about cows.

00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,I was like, "But if that's a pickup line,
I'm not into it."

00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:20,I don't even know what that could be
and be something that I'm into, y'know?

00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,I don't even like milk that much.

00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,Like, I like milk.

00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,I had a little bit of milk today, y'know?

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