Dusty.Slay.Wet.Heat.2025.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
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At 00:00:11,052, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, Dusty Slay!

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At 00:00:27,444, Character said: Woo-hoo!

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At 00:00:33,408, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:35,660, Character said: Okay. All right.

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At 00:00:38,371, Character said: Ha-ha! We're havin' a good time.
Y'know what I mean?

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At 00:00:41,416, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:00:45,253, Character said: I'm pumped to be here, Chattanooga.

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At 00:00:51,885, Character said: It's a hot show, y'know what I mean?

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At 00:00:55,472, Character said: Already been a hot show.

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At 00:00:58,308, Character said: Uh, feels like
it's gonna keep being a hot show.

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At 00:01:00,852, Character said: I feel good. I slept good.

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At 00:01:03,521, Character said: -Whoo!
-And that feels good.

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At 00:01:05,065, Character said: I don't always sleep good,
but I did sleep good last night.

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At 00:01:07,776, Character said: I had a dream that I was watching
a Larry Bird documentary.

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At 00:01:12,822, Character said: I've never seen a Larry Bird documentary.

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At 00:01:16,284, Character said: That means my mind created
a Larry Bird documentary

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At 00:01:20,997, Character said: for me to watch in my sleep.

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At 00:01:22,332, Character said: That's incredible, I think.

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At 00:01:24,626, Character said: That is incredible.

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At 00:01:26,461, Character said: Pretty low-budget documentary though.

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At 00:01:30,173, Character said: Wasn't even really Larry Bird
in the documentary.

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At 00:01:34,552, Character said: That means my subconscious
couldn't work up the budget

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At 00:01:37,013, Character said: to get Larry Bird
in my own dream documentary.

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At 00:01:42,227, Character said: Y'know what I mean? Okay.

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At 00:01:44,521, Character said: Whoo!

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At 00:01:46,523, Character said: We're havin' a good time.

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At 00:01:49,484, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:52,112, Character said: I had a dream one time that I was
about to get trapped in an elevator.

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At 00:01:55,532, Character said: And that's a big fear of mine, y'know?

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At 00:01:57,325, Character said: Not 'cause I'm claustrophobic
but because I pee a lot.

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At 00:02:01,746, Character said: I g***t a real pee problem.
I'm not trying to be gross about it.

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At 00:02:04,499, Character said: But I g***t a real overactive bladder,
y'know?

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At 00:02:06,918, Character said: I g***t the kinda bladder that's like,
"Oh, you tryin' to do somethin'?"

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At 00:02:09,671, Character said: "Why don't you go pee first though?"

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At 00:02:12,048, Character said: Like, I never been in a Home Depot
and found what I needed

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At 00:02:14,551, Character said: before I had to pee.

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At 00:02:17,679, Character said: I'm just tryin' to get a couple of screws.

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At 00:02:19,472, Character said: Next thing you know,
I'm in the back corner of a Home Depot…

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At 00:02:23,560, Character said: …in between some carpet rolls.

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At 00:02:27,480, Character said: I don't know if I'm in the bathroom
or the break room.

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At 00:02:29,941, Character said: I don't know what's goin' on back there.

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At 00:02:33,111, Character said: I don't know what people eat,
that shop at Home Depot,

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At 00:02:35,405, Character said: but they are destroying that bathroom.

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At 00:02:39,242, Character said: I never seen anythin' like it.

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At 00:02:41,494, Character said: I'm just in there to pee,
and my eyes are waterin'.

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At 00:02:48,918, Character said: Whoo!

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At 00:02:51,087, Character said: Hope I don't pass out in here,

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At 00:02:53,047, Character said: 'cause… I'll keep breathin' that in.

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At 00:02:58,219, Character said: But I do pee a lot though.
And I'm in a lotta elevators.

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At 00:03:01,097, Character said: I'm in elevators all the time.
I'm always in a hotel.

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At 00:03:03,683, Character said: And I get to the hotel…

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At 00:03:05,101, Character said: I get off the plane, get in the car,
get to the hotel, gotta pee real bad,

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At 00:03:08,188, Character said: and I'm like, "Nah, I can make it
to the room. I can make it."

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At 00:03:10,773, Character said: I'm in the elevator, pushin' the button,
y'know what I mean?

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At 00:03:13,610, Character said: Like, "Let's go! Let's go!"

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At 00:03:15,445, Character said: And I always think,
"If this elevator breaks down…"

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At 00:03:17,697, Character said: I'm always like, "How long would it take
before I peed in this elevator?"

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At 00:03:22,702, Character said: And I think it would happen right away.

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At 00:03:25,788, Character said: I don't think I'd waste any time.
I think I'd feel it shut down,

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At 00:03:28,875, Character said: and then they go,
"Oh, sorry, the elevator's broke."

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At 00:03:31,294, Character said: And I would just let loose in there.

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At 00:03:35,798, Character said: And then they go, "Oh, sorry,
minor glitch. We're up and runnin'."

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At 00:03:40,720, Character said: I'm like, "Well, I'm sorry that happened…"

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At 00:03:45,350, Character said: "…but I'm not ruinin' my bladder 'cause
your elevator's glitchin' out in here."

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At 00:03:50,563, Character said: "I didn't know how long
we was gonna be in here, y'know?"

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At 00:03:53,733, Character said: "I didn't wanna be uncomfortable
in front of all these other people."

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At 00:03:58,821, Character said: Y'know what I mean? Okay!

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At 00:04:00,990, Character said: Thank you. Okay.

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At 00:04:05,119, Character said: You ever in an elevator,
and you look up in the top right corner,

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At 00:04:07,747, Character said: and you see the name brand
of the elevator in there?

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At 00:04:11,334, Character said: Who's that for?

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At 00:04:14,254, Character said: You ever been in an elevator
and been like,

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At 00:04:16,130, Character said: "Dang, this is a pretty good elevator."

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At 00:04:19,175, Character said: "What brand is this?"

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At 00:04:21,761, Character said: "I'm gonna start recommendin' this
to other hotels I stay at."

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At 00:04:26,099, Character said: "You guys gotta get on
that Otis elevator."

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At 00:04:30,478, Character said: Okay, a couple of Otis fans.

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At 00:04:33,398, Character said: No, it's a good elevator.
It is a good elevator.

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At 00:04:38,569, Character said: I've always lived in the South.
I like being in the South.

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At 00:04:41,155, Character said: Uh, I think it's the best.

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At 00:04:42,991, Character said: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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At 00:04:46,411, Character said: I really love…
I like the weather. I love the heat.

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At 00:04:48,997, Character said: I'm a big fan of the heat, y'know?

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At 00:04:51,082, Character said: Sometimes I'll go out to,
like, Phoenix, y'know,

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At 00:04:53,084, Character said: and it'll be a lot hotter
than what I'm used to.

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At 00:04:55,336, Character said: And I'll complain about it a little bit.

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At 00:04:57,088, Character said: And, uh, they always say
the same thing to me.

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At 00:04:58,965, Character said: You know what they say.
They go, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

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At 00:05:03,511, Character said: That's what they say. "It's a dry heat."

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At 00:05:05,972, Character said: They say it like their heat
is better than my heat.

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At 00:05:10,059, Character said: I get defensive about it.

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At 00:05:11,853, Character said: I'm like, "Oh, it's a dry heat, huh?"

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At 00:05:13,813, Character said: "Well, I like a wet heat."

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At 00:05:17,775, Character said: "Yeah, that's the kind of heat I like.
I like a wet heat."

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At 00:05:20,445, Character said: "I like it to feel like a sauna outside."

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At 00:05:23,156, Character said: "I like to sweat in places
I didn't even know I could sweat in."

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At 00:05:26,951, Character said: I like to go, "Why is that wet?"

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At 00:05:34,292, Character said: Know what I mean?
"I like… I like a wet heat, y'know?"

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At 00:05:37,420, Character said: "I like a heat with a lot
of flying insects and mosquitoes…"

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At 00:05:40,506, Character said: "…and gnats."

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At 00:05:42,175, Character said: "I like to stand in a hot parking lot
of a Shoney's doin' like that."

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At 00:05:50,892, Character said: "I like to go in the backyard
for two minutes

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At 00:05:52,810, Character said: and come back in and go,
'I just g***t tore up out there.'"

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At 00:05:57,815, Character said: Know what I mean?

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At 00:05:59,609, Character said: Know what I mean?

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At 00:06:03,404, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:06:05,239, Character said: "You can't get that in a dry heat."

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At 00:06:11,037, Character said: I went out to Iowa not too long ago.

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At 00:06:13,081, Character said: Thank you. And, uh…

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At 00:06:14,999, Character said: Yep, I get around a bit.

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At 00:06:16,959, Character said: And, uh, had a lot of fun out there.

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At 00:06:19,545, Character said: This lady came up to me after the show.
She goes, "Hey, great show."

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At 00:06:22,256, Character said: I was like, "Thanks. I appreciate that."

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At 00:06:23,883, Character said: And then she goes,
"Have you ever milked a cow?"

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At 00:06:26,969, Character said: Mm. And I said, "No."

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At 00:06:29,389, Character said: And, uh, she goes, "Do you want to?"

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At 00:06:33,893, Character said: And I said, "No." Y'know?

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At 00:06:37,271, Character said: Not lookin' to do
a lot of chores after my show.

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At 00:06:45,071, Character said: I just kinda wanna relax, y'know?

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At 00:06:46,823, Character said: Not tryin' to go back to this lady's farm
and shear the sheep and shoe the horses.

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At 00:06:55,873, Character said: Then she was like,
"'Cause my husband's getting wild tonight,

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At 00:06:58,292, Character said: and I need somebody
to help me milk the cows."

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At 00:07:01,379, Character said: And at that point, I wasn't even sure
we were still talkin' about cows.

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At 00:07:09,595, Character said: I was like, "But if that's a pickup line,
I'm not into it."

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At 00:07:16,310, Character said: I don't even know what that could be
and be something that I'm into, y'know?

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At 00:07:21,566, Character said: I don't even like milk that much.

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At 00:07:24,277, Character said: Like, I like milk.

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At 00:07:25,445, Character said: I had a little bit of milk today, y'know?

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