Wecrashed The Power Of We S01E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:16,750, Character said: Hola, amigos. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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At 00:00:19,580, Character said: What do you call a cargo ship full of
mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?

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At 00:00:22,790, Character said: Sink-o-da-mayo.

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At 00:00:23,880, Character said: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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At 00:00:25,920, Character said: Such a bad joke.

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At 00:00:27,090, Character said: Anyways, today we're covering IPOs,
initial public offerings.

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At 00:00:31,680, Character said: An IPO is the process by which
a private company becomes a public one.

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At 00:00:35,560, Character said: For a founder, ultimate success
sounds like a ringing bell,

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At 00:00:38,430, Character said: specifically the opening bell
of the New York Stock Exchange.

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At 00:00:43,610, Character said: Uh-oh.

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At 00:00:47,990, Character said: Going public has many pros.

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At 00:00:50,240, Character said: But it's also g***t a big old con.

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At 00:00:53,990, Character said: The risk that the IPO could fail.

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At 00:00:57,750, Character said: IPO is the make-or-break moment.

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At 00:01:00,620, Character said: It separates the winners from the losers.

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At 00:01:02,540, Character said: The Googles from the Groupons.

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At 00:01:04,420, Character said: The Amazons from the Pet.coms.

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At 00:01:06,800, Character said: Going public means that you are
literally going public.

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At 00:01:11,260, Character said: Joe Ordinary gets to see
your dirty laundry,

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At 00:01:14,010, Character said: skid marks and all.

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At 00:01:15,430, Character said: How've you been running your company?

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At 00:01:16,640, Character said: How much have you actually
been making? Or losing?

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At 00:01:19,480, Character said: Which is why some founders try to keep
the enemy outside the gate

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At 00:01:23,100, Character said: for as long as possible.

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At 00:01:24,440, Character said: You shall not pass!

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At 00:02:47,270, Character said: My assistant was
supposed to put it together,

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At 00:02:49,900, Character said: but he twisted his ankle
this morning, or broke it.

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At 00:02:52,990, Character said: I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

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At 00:02:54,530, Character said: He tripped over the suitcases.

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At 00:02:56,320, Character said: My other assistant took him to the ER.

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At 00:02:59,280, Character said: Which is okay, because we adjust.

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At 00:03:01,950, Character said: We adapt. We improvise! Right?

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At 00:03:05,080, Character said: I don't know if anyone told you,
but it's my superpower.

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At 00:03:10,250, Character said: Change.

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At 00:03:12,920, Character said: Why are you coming to us?

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At 00:03:15,590, Character said: Because you have all the money, huh?

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At 00:03:24,640, Character said: WeWork is a…

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At 00:03:28,350, Character said: It's a family business.

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At 00:03:30,110, Character said: And we're at our strongest

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At 00:03:32,320, Character said: when we find the right partners
to join the family. You understand?

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At 00:03:36,360, Character said: I still don't see
how you're a tech company.

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At 00:03:38,530, Character said: The point of the model is to demonstrate

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At 00:03:41,620, Character said: how tech drives workplace insights.

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At 00:03:44,790, Character said: Yeah, which conference rooms
are being booked.

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At 00:03:47,670, Character said: If space is being used efficiently.

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At 00:03:50,590, Character said: Efficiency is…

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At 00:03:52,590, Character said: That's Google.

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At 00:03:54,090, Character said: Why are you coming to us?

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At 00:03:56,420, Character said: Why not SoftBank?

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At 00:03:57,800, Character said: SoftBank remains wildly committed.

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At 00:04:01,050, Character said: Adam, sorry. Why not just IPO?

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At 00:04:57,740, Character said: How sweet was that?

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At 00:05:03,490, Character said: Well, the kids were great,

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At 00:05:05,030, Character said: but everything else was embarrassing.

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At 00:05:07,200, Character said: Teachers' shoes should be
white, black, or beige,

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At 00:05:09,660, Character said: and for God's sakes no laces.

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At 00:05:12,540, Character said: Ms. Myers is a stress-dream
on that tambourine.

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At 00:05:14,750, Character said: How do you not know how to play
a tambourine? It's a tambourine.

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At 00:05:17,590, Character said: And don't even get me started
on the pitch of Mr. Ivey's voice.

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At 00:05:24,010, Character said: Feel free to start writing this down
whenever it suits you, Bea.

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At 00:05:27,810, Character said: That you don't like
the pitch of Mr. Ivey's voice?

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At 00:05:30,140, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:05:31,230, Character said: God, you'd think that in New York
you could find a teacher

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At 00:05:33,810, Character said: that could both sing and teach.

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At 00:05:37,440, Character said: I'm ready to move on to action items.

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At 00:05:39,150, Character said: -Are you?
-Ready.

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At 00:05:40,700, Character said: I rechecked the website this morning.

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At 00:05:42,570, Character said: Tell Gavin I'm still finding
placeholder text

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At 00:05:45,030, Character said: and Helvetica.

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At 00:05:47,790, Character said: Not acceptable.

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At 00:05:48,950, Character said: I called the front desk line at 11:23.

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At 00:05:51,210, Character said: No one answered.
Five rings, straight to voice mail.

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At 00:05:53,540, Character said: Tell Lisa that's not acceptable.

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At 00:05:55,420, Character said: Set a meeting with Nicole
re: expansion plans

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At 00:05:58,090, Character said: for WeGrow San Fran and Tel Aviv,

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At 00:06:00,630, Character said: the pace of scholarship funding,
which is just…

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At 00:06:04,090, Character said: …and the lemonade stand.

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At 00:06:05,970, Character said: So…

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At 00:06:08,060, Character said: The lemonade stand.

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At 00:06:10,600, Character said: We're gonna take kids to our farm

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At 00:06:12,190, Character said: and then have them pick vegetables,

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At 00:06:14,230, Character said: sell them to WeWork employees.

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At 00:06:15,650, Character said: It's gonna be the lemonade stand
for the 21st century.

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At 00:06:18,320, Character said: Conscious entrepreneurship.

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At 00:06:19,940, Character said: Entrepreneurship for five-year-olds?

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At 00:06:24,820, Character said: I just heard it too.

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At 00:06:26,410, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:06:27,490, Character said: We'll include the younger kids.
But you have to order the car seats.

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At 00:06:30,450, Character said: Where are the admission certificates
for next year's class?

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At 00:06:32,960, Character said: I have them, but there's a typo.

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At 00:06:34,750, Character said: It says, "Class of 2031."

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At 00:06:36,330, Character said: No, that's right.

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At 00:06:37,500, Character said: That's when they're gonna graduate
from WeGrow High School.

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At 00:06:41,170, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:06:42,510, Character said: I'll sign them.

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At 00:06:45,300, Character said: I'm not just going to abandon kids
to normative education experiences, Bea.

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At 00:06:49,470, Character said: I wanna educate them from birth to death.

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At 00:06:52,850, Character said: What about that for a slogan?

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At 00:06:54,890, Character said: "From birth to death."

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At 00:06:58,440, Character said: -Yeah.
-Can you mock that up on a banner?

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At 00:07:00,480, Character said: So that way I could see it.

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At 00:07:02,400, Character said: Great. That's it.

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At 00:07:04,320, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:41,150, Character said: Adam.

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At 00:07:42,400, Character said: You've been in the Valley for a week.
Nobody's coming in.

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At 00:07:45,450, Character said: It's time. You have to IPO.

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At 00:08:00,290, Character said: Motek. I tried to make it back
in time for us to have breakfast together,

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At 00:08:04,340, Character said: but you're up so early.

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At 00:08:07,590, Character said: How about I make a tofu scramble

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At 00:08:10,260, Character said: and some green juice to start your day?

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At 00:08:12,350, Character said: If you'll excuse me. I have to go
run the school that you gave me.

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At 00:08:15,480, Character said: -I didn't mean it to come out that way--
-I know you don't think I do anything.

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At 00:08:18,520, Character said: But I actually do.

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At 00:08:21,400, Character said: -Motek. Please.
-No, no. You made it perfectly clear.

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At 00:08:27,070, Character said: -Motek--
-My therapist said,

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At 00:08:28,400, Character said: "You can only hate someone
you truly love."

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At 00:08:31,410, Character said: Guess I truly love you.

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At 00:08:37,750, Character said: And how are you gonna get this
back on track?

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At 00:08:42,500, Character said: Adam?

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At 00:08:44,550, Character said: Who said we're off track?

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At 00:08:46,510, Character said: We're on exactly the right track, Jamie.

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At 00:08:49,010, Character said: The track the universe wants us to be on.

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At 00:08:51,430, Character said: -So, no luck in the Valley?
-They lack vision.

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At 00:08:55,140, Character said: By the way, I'm going to need
to increase our personal line of credit.

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At 00:08:58,560, Character said: Not by much. Just a bit
to give us a little breathing room.

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At 00:09:01,860, Character said: What are you up to, total?

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At 00:09:03,480, Character said: 380 million.

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At 00:09:05,400, Character said: Nothing for you to do.
I'll speak to the lending team myself.

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At 00:09:11,740, Character said: And what's WeWork's burn rate these days?

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At 00:09:14,330, Character said: Fifty-eight million a week.

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At 00:09:16,700, Character said: That's a lot of money.

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At 00:09:17,830, Character said: Not compared to what we'll make.

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At 00:09:21,170, Character said: Well…

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