00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,

00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,[Chattering, indistinct]

00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,Hang on a second.

00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:09,Ah, the complete angler.

00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,Big day tomorrow.

00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:23,[Woman]
hi.

00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:27,Hey, cliffie,
how you doing?

00:03:27,491 --> 00:03:29,Gettin' ready for
school tomorrow?
Yeah.

00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,Listen, good luck.

00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,I told him, "hector,

00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,"Tv is a narcotic.

00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:44,"It drains away
your manhood

00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:47,If you watch it
all the time."

00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:49,It's a drug.

00:03:49,513 --> 00:03:52,Exactly. A drug.

00:03:52,383 --> 00:03:57,There he is, a young fellow,
only 67 years old,

00:03:57,255 --> 00:04:01,Already his eyes are
turning into headlights.

00:04:01,059 --> 00:04:04,It g***t to where...

00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:10,I practically had
to drag him to bed.

00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:13,Well, that's
what busted us up.

00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:16,Oh, hey...

00:04:16,707 --> 00:04:20,These are the dumpys
from cincinnati.

00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:22,Dunphys.

00:04:22,213 --> 00:04:25,He makes those
cute "get well" cards.

00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:27,She writes
the verses.

00:04:27,418 --> 00:04:30,You g***t any
x-Rated cards?

00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,Not as yet,
mrs. Peache.

00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:36,Oh.

00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,Say, that looks delicious.

00:04:39,097 --> 00:04:42,Why don't you
squeeze a little shot

00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:46,Of lemon in there--
A little zing to it.

00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:49,Live a little, huh?

00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,Now, where--
Oh, yeah.

00:04:57,281 --> 00:04:59,Everything is
under control, stan.

00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,Hi, dad.

00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:04,She no longer has
access to the room keys.

00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:08,I can't do that.
She is my mother.

00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:11,It was
nothing more than
a misunderstanding.

00:05:11,629 --> 00:05:13,Mm-Hmm.

00:05:13,164 --> 00:05:16,Griffith is
not the manager
of this hotel.

00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,I **. Trust me, ok?

00:05:19,303 --> 00:05:21,405's done. I'll
finish 406 tomorrow.

00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:23,Tomorrow? When?

00:05:23,641 --> 00:05:26,I don't know,
after lunch.
That's too late.

00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:30,- You want miracles?
- Hold on. Marty, wait.

00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:32,She's not
in the pump room.
Oh, god.

00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:34,I can't be everywhere.
I'm on my break.

00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:36,- She's in the bar.
- Alone?

00:05:36,354 --> 00:05:38,I'm outta here.
I g***t a union meeting.

00:05:38,289 --> 00:05:41,I'll call
you back, ok?

00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:43,Bye.

00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,Where is he?

00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:56,As usual, we're operating
like a well-Oiled machine.

00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,Have time for dinner?
Come on.

00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:03,Yes, griffith.
Mr. Peache, things
are going badly.

00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:06,The fourth floor
is a disaster area.

00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:11,Mrs. Dunphy alleges that
her husband was propositioned
by an elderly lady.

00:06:11,189 --> 00:06:14,And we know
who that was.

00:06:14,192 --> 00:06:16,Senator byrum has had
his suite double-Booked.

00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,Ok, i'll take care
of mrs. Dunphy
and the senator,

00:06:20,198 --> 00:06:23,And you take care
of the fourth floor.

00:06:24,568 --> 00:06:28,You, young man,
still have to eat.

00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:30,I'll try
and join you. Ok?

00:06:33,043 --> 00:06:35,Hello. Hello, miss.

00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:37,Have you seen a--

00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,You wouldn't
be mrs. Dunphy?

00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,For crying out loud,
you were described
so differently.

00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:43,This must be
your father?

00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,Bats!

00:06:57,235 --> 00:07:00,Bats!
Bats! Bats!

00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,I'm sorry.
Did i scare you?

00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:08,You didn't scare me.
I saw you.

00:07:08,045 --> 00:07:10,You did not,
you little liar.

00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:12,Nobody suspects
a bat attack.

00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:16,I saw it coming
a mile off.

00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,No, no.

00:07:18,222 --> 00:07:20,Don't you
strike a woman.

00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:23,Men think women
want that. They're wrong.

00:07:23,561 --> 00:07:26,Leave her before
you strike her.

00:07:26,564 --> 00:07:28,Cliff, put that
pillow down.

00:07:28,632 --> 00:07:30,That's it.

00:07:32,603 --> 00:07:33,Ow!

00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:37,Stop it.
All right, i quit.

00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,Oh, you dirty
rotten kid.

00:07:39,443 --> 00:07:42,You never
take my advice.

00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:44,Look what i g***t you.

00:07:44,448 --> 00:07:46,A brand-New notebook,

00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,A pack of paper,

00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:50,And, uh... pens

00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,And pencils
and an eraser.

00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:56,I always loved
opening day of school.

00:07:56,294 --> 00:07:59,I loved going in
the stationery stores.

00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:02,They smell so terrific.
Lumberyards, too.

00:08:02,466 --> 00:08:04,And bookstores.

00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:07,Yeah. Nothing smells
better than a new book.

00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,Mother!
Oh, shh!

00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:11,Mother.

00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:16,Mother--

00:08:24,355 --> 00:08:25,Mother.

00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:33,How did you know
i was back there?

00:08:33,163 --> 00:08:35,A little heavy
on the jungle gardenia.

00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:42,Ooh, that smell lured
1,000 men into my clutches.

00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:43,Your clutches...

00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:47,Is precisely the subject
of tonight's sermon.

00:08:47,345 --> 00:08:50,We've talked
about it many times.

00:08:50,348 --> 00:08:53,I like the
"thou shalt nots."

00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,I don't
own this hotel.

00:08:55,819 --> 00:08:57,I manage it.

00:08:57,355 --> 00:09:00,Where would it
be without you?

00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:02,With a new manager.

00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,Griffith watches me
like a vulture.

00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:06,That greasy wimp.

00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:10,He says you
tried to pick up

00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,Some guy
from cincinnati.

00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,A married man, mom.

00:09:14,372 --> 00:09:16,We were talking.
We had a few drinks.

00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:20,It was perfectly
innocent. His wife was
there all the time.

00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:21,Ok.

00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,Where do you
suggest we go

00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,When they kick us out
of this hotel?

00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:29,Well, the old
actors home.

00:09:29,687 --> 00:09:33,I'd be a resident.
You'd be a manager.

00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:36,Cliff'd be a busboy.
I'll just retire.

00:09:36,394 --> 00:09:40,You're going to school
and acting like a student.

00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:44,I'll act like a hotel
manager. And, mom...

00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,Yes, larry.

00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:49,Try...

00:09:49,239 --> 00:09:52,For god's sake,
to act your age.

00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:55,Are you going
to act your age?
I'll try.

00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:58,I won't try.
You try.

00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:25,Give 'em hell, champ.

00:10:30,648 --> 00:10:33,Pick you up at 3:00.

00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:12,[No audible dialogue]

00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:24,[Bell rings]

00:11:32,476 --> 00:11:35,Excuse me.
Is 235 that way?

00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:36,[Reply inaudible]

00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:47,[Students chattering]

00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,Good morning.

00:11:58,702 --> 00:12:01,Would you please
find a seat?

00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,Hey, i'm sitting there.

00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,Sorry.

00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,Hello! Would you
please find a seat?

00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,Find one you like.

00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,It will be your seat
the entire semester.

00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:20,Uh, that's saved.

00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,Would the young man
in the blue shirt

00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:30,Find a seat
and sit in it?

00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:33,Is this saved?

00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,Feel under the desk.

00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,You've g***t gum...