Rita, Sue And Bob Too (1987) Subtitles

At 00:00:40,959, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:00:45,959, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:00:50,168, Character said: ♪ What'll we do
with Rita and Sue...

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At 00:00:55,251, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too?

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At 00:01:03,709, Character said: ♪ Once you've bitten
that soft centre

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At 00:01:12,751, Character said: ♪ Oh, you mustn't put it back
in the box

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At 00:01:17,626, Character said: ♪ It's the old, sad story

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At 00:01:21,209, Character said: ♪ About the three bears
Three bears and Goldilocks

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At 00:01:26,001, Character said: ♪ Who's been messing
with my Rita and Sue

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At 00:01:32,918, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:01:37,168, Character said: ♪ What'll we do
with Rita and Sue...

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At 00:01:42,084, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too?

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At 00:01:47,251, Character said: Bog off!

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At 00:01:51,376, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:01:56,626, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:01:58,168, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue,
Rita and Sue...

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At 00:02:11,543, Character said: - Where you going?
- Mind your own business.

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At 00:02:15,709, Character said: - Don't be out all f***g night!
- I'll be back when I want.

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At 00:02:31,126, Character said: ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout

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At 00:02:33,709, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue

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At 00:02:38,418, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:02:42,876, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:02:47,834, Character said: - ♪ And Bob, too
- ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:02:52,293, Character said: - ♪ Rita and Sue
- ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:02:59,918, Character said: - ♪ And Bob, too
- ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:03:04,001, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:03:06,709, Character said: ♪ And Bob, too

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At 00:03:25,251, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue

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At 00:03:32,293, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue

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At 00:03:42,043, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue

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At 00:03:46,459, Character said: ♪ Rita and Sue and Bob, too ♪

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At 00:04:09,459, Character said: ♪ Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age

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At 00:04:13,293, Character said: ♪ Welcome to the house of fun

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At 00:04:17,459, Character said: ♪ Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way

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At 00:04:21,418, Character said: ♪ Welcome to the house of fun

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At 00:04:30,334, Character said: ♪ N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, miss
You misunderstood

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At 00:04:35,084, Character said: ♪ Sixteen, big boy
Full pint in my manhood

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At 00:04:39,209, Character said: ♪ I'm up to date
and the date's today... ♪

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At 00:04:42,334, Character said: Has everything been OK?

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At 00:04:44,084, Character said: - Yeah.
- Good.

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At 00:04:47,709, Character said: Here's your money.
Can you come again next Friday?

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At 00:04:50,709, Character said: Thanks, yeah.

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At 00:04:52,793, Character said: Bob's going to give you a lift home.

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At 00:04:56,209, Character said: - Aren't you, Bob?
- I'm ready to go when they are.

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At 00:05:00,709, Character said: Right, we'll see you Friday, then.

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At 00:05:02,501, Character said: - Thanks a lot. Bye.
- Bye.

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At 00:05:17,418, Character said: - Did the wife give you your money?
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:20,584, Character said: Here's two quid.
Get yourselves some cigs.

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At 00:05:23,001, Character said: - Are you sure?
- Course I'm sure.

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At 00:05:25,501, Character said: - Here, take it.
- Thanks.

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At 00:05:27,501, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:05:34,168, Character said: - Are you two courting yet?
- No!

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At 00:05:42,376, Character said: I'd have thought two young lasses
like you would be courting by now.

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At 00:05:47,793, Character said: You know what thought did.

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At 00:06:06,459, Character said: - No, thanks.
- Thanks.

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At 00:06:16,626, Character said: Ta.

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At 00:06:20,668, Character said: If I give you two a ride round,
will your mams say owt?

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At 00:06:23,834, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:25,334, Character said: What about your dad?
I know your dad.

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At 00:06:30,126, Character said: He's done a few jobs for me.

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At 00:06:31,793, Character said: He's a bit of a twat,
don't you think?

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At 00:06:37,293, Character said: I find him OK.

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At 00:06:41,418, Character said: Is there anywhere you want to go?

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At 00:06:43,168, Character said: Where can we go at this time?

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At 00:06:45,543, Character said: You been round the moors?
We can go there if you want.

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At 00:06:49,376, Character said: We'll go there then. We're not fussy.

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At 00:06:53,209, Character said: OK, then. The moors it is.

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At 00:07:10,084, Character said: ♪ Uppah!

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At 00:07:55,293, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la

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At 00:07:58,709, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la

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At 00:08:02,543, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la

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At 00:08:05,876, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

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At 00:08:14,584, Character said: - Are you both virgins?
- You what?

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At 00:08:17,209, Character said: - What do you want to know for?
- Just curious, that's all.

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At 00:08:22,584, Character said: - Well, are you?
- You're nosey, aren't you?

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At 00:08:25,126, Character said: Nosey, no. Curious, yes.

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At 00:08:28,459, Character said: I often wonder what young lasses
get up to nowadays.

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At 00:08:31,501, Character said: Well, that's not much. There's never
nowt to do where we live.

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At 00:08:35,293, Character said: You still haven't answered
me question.

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At 00:08:38,293, Character said: Are you or not?

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At 00:08:41,459, Character said: Yeah, we both are.

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At 00:08:46,876, Character said: Ohh.

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At 00:08:56,293, Character said: - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la
- ♪ C'est Si bon, c'est Si bon

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At 00:08:59,376, Character said: - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la
- ♪ C'est la vie, dest la vie

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At 00:09:03,293, Character said: - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la
- ♪ C'est le temps

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At 00:09:06,584, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la

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At 00:09:09,876, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la

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At 00:09:13,876, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la

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At 00:09:17,334, Character said: ♪ La, la, la, la, la

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At 00:09:20,584, Character said: - ♪ Cha-cha-cha
- ♪ Oooh ♪

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At 00:09:25,959, Character said: Can either of you two put a Durex on?

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At 00:09:29,209, Character said: - What's a Durex?
- I think he means a rubber johnny.

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At 00:09:32,251, Character said: - That's right.
- What you calling it a Durex for?

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At 00:09:35,418, Character said: - Durex is t'proper name for 'em.
- Oh, I didn't know.

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At 00:09:39,209, Character said: I've never had
any use for 'em meself.

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At 00:09:42,334, Character said: Can you put one on?

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At 00:09:43,751, Character said: I wouldn't know what to do with one.

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At 00:09:46,668, Character said: Would either of you like to try?

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At 00:09:48,543, Character said: - Not me.
- Or me.

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At 00:09:52,001, Character said: You can just tell us.

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At 00:09:54,668, Character said: I thought you might like
to try for yourselves.

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At 00:09:57,126, Character said: No, I don't think we should.

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At 00:10:03,293, Character said: OK.

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At 00:10:08,334, Character said: - First you need an erection.
- An e-what-tion?

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At 00:10:11,543, Character said: - An erection.
- What's that?

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At 00:10:14,168, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:10:16,209, Character said: - Do you know what an 'ard-on is?
- Yeah.

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At 00:10:19,876, Character said: OK, first you need an 'ard-on,

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At 00:10:22,918, Character said: and then you take
the rubber johnny...

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At 00:10:27,959, Character said: ...as you call it...

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At 00:10:32,418, Character said: ...out the packet.

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At 00:10:33,876, Character said: You didn't think we thought
you could put packet on, did ya?

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At 00:10:39,543, Character said: So, what happens if it tears?

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At 00:10:41,418, Character said: Not good, then. The sperm can get out
and fertilise the egg.

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At 00:10:45,251, Character said: We haven't g***t eggs inside us.

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At 00:10:47,459, Character said: We're not ducks, you know.

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At 00:10:49,918, Character said: - Can this come off inside you?
- No.

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At 00:10:52,584, Character said: What do mean exactly
when you say "the sperm"?

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At 00:10:56,084, Character said: It's what a man ejaculates.

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At 00:10:58,876, Character said: Shoots his muck, you'd say.
Nobody ever tell you that?

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At 00:11:01,668, Character said: - No.
- All we did at school

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At 00:11:03,876, Character said: were drawings of the male
and female s***x organs.

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At 00:11:06,459, Character said: Didn't your mam or dad tell you owt?

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At 00:11:08,501, Character said: Talk like that's dirty in our house.
If say owt like that, I get a belt.

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At 00:11:12,709, Character said: My mam never wants
to talk about it neither.

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At 00:11:23,251, Character said: Anyway, what have
we stopped here for?

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At 00:11:26,834, Character said: And what we talking
about rubber johnnies for?

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At 00:11:29,918, Character said: You were supposed
to take us for a ride.

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At 00:11:33,459, Character said: We stopped cos I just wanted
to talk to you.

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At 00:11:35,418, Character said: - Find out more about you.
- What for?

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At 00:11:39,918, Character said: Well, things haven't been going
too well with me and the wife.

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At 00:11:45,084, Character said: Tell us another one.

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At 00:11:50,168, Character said: It's g***t reclining seats, this car.

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At 00:11:52,084, Character said: What you want us to do about it?

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At 00:12:04,084, Character said: What do you think, then?

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At 00:12:06,293, Character said: I'll let you know.

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At 00:12:07,918, Character said: Try laying on it if you want.

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At 00:12:12,459, Character said: Might as well.

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At 00:12:30,709, Character said: What do you think you're...