3rd.Rock.from.the.Sun.S01E01.Brains.and.Eggs.1080p.DVD.DD.2.0.H.265.-EDGE2020_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,036, Character said: ( '50s rock music playing )

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At 00:00:27,661, Character said: Male radio deejay:
we're still taking calls
on those ufo sightings.

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At 00:00:30,331, Character said: I'm on the line
with jennifer

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At 00:00:32,333, Character said: who claims to have
actually met aliens.

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At 00:00:34,435, Character said: Jennifer:
gary, I have been sucked up
by alien spacecraft many times,

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At 00:00:38,205, Character said: - gary: uh-oh.
- and I can tell you
they are among us.

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At 00:00:40,907, Character said: Gary:
really? Now, what do
you suppose they want?

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At 00:00:43,344, Character said: - jennifer:
well, they want my eggs...
- uh-huh.

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At 00:00:45,812, Character said: ...To start their own
alien race.

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At 00:00:47,814, Character said: Gary:
whoa, thanks for calling.
hello. You're on the air.

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At 00:00:50,150, Character said: Man:
I saw four aliens in a car.

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At 00:00:52,586, Character said: - I think it was a rambler.
- whoa, stylish.

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At 00:00:56,690, Character said: - everyone fully formed?
- all: uh-huh.

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At 00:00:59,025, Character said: - yeah.
- everyone g***t
10 fingers and 11 toes?

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At 00:01:03,397, Character said: - check.
- good. I guess we're in.
Everyone comfortable?

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At 00:01:06,734, Character said: I have three holes
In my face.

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At 00:01:11,739, Character said: Can anyone get your head
To swivel to the rear?

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At 00:01:15,509, Character said: - all: no.
- then how are you supposed
To lick your back?

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At 00:01:20,080, Character said: Maybe you do what
They're doing?

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At 00:01:22,916, Character said: Look. Life-forms,
And they're cleaning
Each other.

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At 00:01:27,688, Character said: All: aw!

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At 00:01:30,524, Character said: Look at us.

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At 00:01:32,526, Character said: I can't believe
We look like them.

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At 00:01:35,562, Character said: - ( all laughing )
- yeah.

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At 00:01:39,232, Character said: Is anybody else sweating
Under their breasts?

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At 00:01:43,637, Character said: No. In fact,
I don't have any.

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At 00:01:46,640, Character said: I have tiny ones.

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At 00:01:51,545, Character said: - ( horn honks )
- quick, look.

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At 00:01:54,782, Character said: That woman is going
To drive with her feet.

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At 00:01:57,651, Character said: Don't you people
Have a home?

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At 00:01:59,986, Character said: Uh, no, we don't,
But thank you
For the idea.

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At 00:02:05,892, Character said: See? She called
Us people.

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At 00:02:08,895, Character said: ( engine starts )

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At 00:02:10,964, Character said: ( "Louie, louie"
plays on radio )

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At 00:02:14,835, Character said: Listen.

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At 00:02:16,870, Character said: - it's that signal they
Keep sending into space.
- ♪ louie, louie ♪

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At 00:02:20,140, Character said: ♪ oh, no, me gotta go ♪

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At 00:02:23,977, Character said: ♪ aye, yi-yi-yi,
I said ♪

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At 00:02:25,879, Character said: ♪ louie, louie. ♪

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At 00:02:28,248, Character said: D***k:
our home for this mission
is earth, a third-rate planet.

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At 00:02:31,752, Character said: I g***t a teaching job
at a third-rate university.

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At 00:02:34,455, Character said: now we're looking
at a third-floor apartment.

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At 00:02:36,623, Character said: Come in.
Come on in.

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At 00:02:38,859, Character said: It's the attic,
So it's kind of small,
But it's furnished.

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At 00:02:42,362, Character said: - we love it.
- yeah, it's so much
Bigger than a car.

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At 00:02:45,599, Character said: Yeah.
We'll take it.

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At 00:02:47,601, Character said: This used to be the rumpus
Room back in the '60s.

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At 00:02:50,837, Character said: This carpet has
Seen more butts than
Santa claus' lap.

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At 00:02:57,010, Character said: Ooh! What is
This stuff?

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At 00:03:00,180, Character said: This sweater?
It's angora.

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At 00:03:02,583, Character said: Well, it's wonderful.
I've never seen
Anything like it.

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At 00:03:06,252, Character said: - ooh!
- I like the color.

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At 00:03:08,521, Character said: Well, it's very nice.

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At 00:03:11,024, Character said: You're not from
Around here, are you?

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At 00:03:13,727, Character said: Well, mrs. Dubcek,
I can stand here and chew
Your fat day all day,

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At 00:03:17,064, Character said: But time has no manners.
Bye, now.

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At 00:03:20,734, Character said: Sally, I want you
To observe her.

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At 00:03:23,103, Character said: Find out what women
On this planet do.

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At 00:03:25,739, Character said: - why can't harry do it?
- because you're the woman.

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At 00:03:28,174, Character said: That brings up
A very good question:
Why ** I the woman?

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At 00:03:32,145, Character said: Because you lost.

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At 00:03:36,583, Character said: D***k?

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At 00:03:39,552, Character said: I can't see
Through my eyelids.

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At 00:03:42,455, Character said: Open them.

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At 00:03:45,892, Character said: ( gasps )
Oh!

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At 00:03:47,894, Character said: They're manual.

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At 00:03:54,635, Character said: Oh, good.
You're here.

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At 00:03:56,970, Character said: Did you copy the mainframe
In the library?

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At 00:03:59,439, Character said: I g***t a little
Distracted.

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At 00:04:01,374, Character said: - again? What happened?
- I was watching these women
Play volleyball,

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At 00:04:05,746, Character said: And they were
All jumping
Up and down,

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At 00:04:08,715, Character said: Up and down
In these little shorts.

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At 00:04:11,652, Character said: And some can't jump
As high as the others,
But it's okay.

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At 00:04:14,420, Character said: It's more than okay.
It's really okay.
I mean--

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At 00:04:17,691, Character said: - what is wrong with you?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:20,861, Character said: We can't leave
Without that information.

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At 00:04:23,130, Character said: So access the mainframe,
Enter the net, download,

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At 00:04:25,298, Character said: And then go straight home
As soon as you're finished.

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At 00:04:27,868, Character said: - why are you talking
To me like I'm a child?
- you are a child.

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At 00:04:30,804, Character said: - I'm older than you.
- well, now I'm bigger,

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At 00:04:33,674, Character said: And on this planet
Size matters.

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At 00:04:37,278, Character said: - good morning, dr. Solomon.
- ah, nina.

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At 00:04:39,780, Character said: Here's your mail.
This is nothing.
Nothing.

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At 00:04:43,049, Character said: This is something,
But there's nothing
You can do about it.

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At 00:04:45,552, Character said: This is an invitation to
A party at the dean's house.
This is nothing.

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At 00:04:48,789, Character said: And if you don't stop
Staring at whatever
It is you're watching,

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At 00:04:51,558, Character said: You're gonna lose
Something.

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At 00:04:53,694, Character said: Tommy's just on his way
To the library.
Aren't you, tommy?

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At 00:04:57,164, Character said: Uh, yeah, I ** now.

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At 00:04:59,166, Character said: I have to go look up
The word "Throb."

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At 00:05:03,003, Character said: He's older
Than he looks.

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At 00:05:06,039, Character said: - I have to file
Some things for you.
- ( sniffing )

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At 00:05:08,375, Character said: What is that?
( sniffing )

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At 00:05:10,577, Character said: It's you!
You smell so nice.

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At 00:05:13,947, Character said: Thanks. I try.

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At 00:05:17,484, Character said: That had better be
Your nose.

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At 00:05:23,156, Character said: Is your wife
Out of town?

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At 00:05:26,159, Character said: Mrs. Solomon is
No longer with us.

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At 00:05:28,662, Character said: She, uh... Burned up
On reentry.

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At 00:05:32,366, Character said: I had a boyfriend
Who used to burn up
On reentry.

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At 00:05:35,736, Character said: He walks with
A limp now.

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At 00:05:39,873, Character said: - good morning, dr. Albright.
- good morning, nina.

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At 00:05:42,242, Character said: - good morning, dr. Albright.
- nina, would you tell
Dr. Solomon

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At 00:05:45,078, Character said: He parked
In my space again?

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At 00:05:47,114, Character said: - ( sighs )
You parked in her space--
- I know. It was empty.

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At 00:05:50,350, Character said: Would you tell him I'm
Going to have him towed?

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At 00:05:52,786, Character said: Tell her I already have
All the toes I need.
I ** fully formed.

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At 00:05:56,289, Character said: that's my parking space.

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At 00:05:58,759, Character said: Oh, so you have a car.

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At 00:06:01,728, Character said: Nina, go to the chem lab.
Tell them I sent you.

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At 00:06:05,165, Character said: Get a pipe bomb,
Put it in dr. Solomon's
Car and blow it up.

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At 00:06:11,638, Character said: For future reference,
I have a red volvo.

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At 00:06:15,576, Character said: Please, dr. Albright!

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At 00:06:17,678, Character said: We barely know
Each other.

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At 00:06:22,515, Character said: Dr. Solomon,
We should get along.

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At 00:06:25,151, Character said: I'm very intelligent.
You...