Bad.Shabbos.2024.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
YTS.MX

2
At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

3
At 00:00:27,402, Character said: Okay, okay.

4
At 00:00:28,820, Character said: This one is better.

5
At 00:00:30,113, Character said: Another one?
Oh, you're killing me.

6
At 00:00:31,489, Character said: Aw, come on, you don't
want to hear 'em, I won't tell 'em.

7
At 00:00:33,867, Character said: - No, no, no, tell.
- Oh, now you want to hear it?

8
At 00:00:36,077, Character said: - Tell the joke, I'd love to hear it.
- Okay, all right.

9
At 00:00:37,954, Character said: So, this Rabbi and his prized student
are walking in the old country, right?

10
At 00:00:42,834, Character said: And they decide to pitch their tent

11
At 00:00:45,462, Character said: for the night in some pasture,
and they fall asleep.

12
At 00:00:48,590, Character said: Yeah.

13
At 00:00:49,632, Character said: A few hours later, the Rabbi wakes up

14
At 00:00:53,094, Character said: and-- and he-- he shakes,

15
At 00:00:55,263, Character said: he shakes his student
and says, "Avi, Avi, wake up!

16
At 00:00:59,642, Character said: Look up. What do you see?"

17
At 00:01:01,770, Character said: And he says,
"I see a million stars, Rabbi."

18
At 00:01:05,565, Character said: And he said, "But what do you
learn from this?"

19
At 00:01:09,110, Character said: And he thinks,
and he looks up, and says--

20
At 00:01:12,781, Character said: - Oh, s***t!
- What?

21
At 00:01:17,494, Character said: Sheesh.

22
At 00:02:32,235, Character said: {\an8}We gotta pick up a challah.

23
At 00:02:36,614, Character said: So, your parents are good on Shabbos?

24
At 00:02:39,367, Character said: Yeah, they, I mean,
they know what this is.

25
At 00:02:41,494, Character said: They just haven't been to one before.

26
At 00:02:43,788, Character said: {\an8}Okay, I just don't want them to freak out.

27
At 00:02:45,373, Character said: {\an8}They're not gonna freak out.

28
At 00:02:47,250, Character said: I told them to expect some prayers

29
At 00:02:49,252, Character said: and to keep their phones in their pockets.

30
At 00:02:51,254, Character said: {\an8}Great. Hi, Gary.

31
At 00:02:52,505, Character said: {\an8}You guys ready for tonight?

32
At 00:02:54,090, Character said: {\an8}H-how do you know about that?

33
At 00:02:55,675, Character said: Your dad was here earlier.

34
At 00:02:58,011, Character said: {\an8}Okay. you mind putting this on my tab?

35
At 00:03:00,680, Character said: You know, I'll put on your mom's.

36
At 00:03:02,390, Character said: {\an8}That's the one I was talking about.

37
At 00:03:04,100, Character said: {\an8}- Love you, Gary.
- Love you.

38
At 00:03:27,248, Character said: - Hey!
- Hey!

39
At 00:03:28,333, Character said: Oh, watch out.

40
At 00:03:30,335, Character said: The hottest couple
on the Upper West Side coming through.

41
At 00:03:32,629, Character said: - Oh, I don't know about that.
- Aw, come on, now.

42
At 00:03:34,923, Character said: Oh, David...

43
At 00:03:36,216, Character said: I g***t the menorah, brother.

44
At 00:03:38,009, Character said: Mmm.

45
At 00:03:39,302, Character said: You know what it's gonna be, right?

46
At 00:03:41,846, Character said: It's gonna be lit.

47
At 00:03:43,139, Character said: It's gonna be lit!

48
At 00:03:44,766, Character said: So, you guys, uh, ready for tonight?

49
At 00:03:47,185, Character said: You talked to my Dad?

50
At 00:03:48,895, Character said: Yeah we kind of talked
a little bit. Y'all nervous?

51
At 00:03:50,980, Character said: - No.
- Very.

52
At 00:03:52,398, Character said: - Well...
- Well, you just seemed like--

53
At 00:03:54,025, Character said: - I think I'm a little--
- I'm, like, excited, but--

54
At 00:03:55,944, Character said: Guys it'll be fine, come on.

55
At 00:03:57,195, Character said: I tell you what,
when Cano takes over my shift,

56
At 00:04:00,657, Character said: I'll pop upstairs and I'll
smooth things out.

57
At 00:04:03,117, Character said: You good with in-laws from Wisconsin?

58
At 00:04:04,661, Character said: I ** great with in-laws from Wisconsin.

59
At 00:04:06,412, Character said: Read my resume, brother.

60
At 00:04:07,956, Character said: - Well, there we go.
- There we go.

61
At 00:04:09,415, Character said: And, Meg, you have nothing to worry about.

62
At 00:04:11,668, Character said: Just make sure you sit
next to my guy Richie.

63
At 00:04:13,628, Character said: Oh, well, I usually sit next to this guy,

64
At 00:04:16,381, Character said: but maybe I won't this time.

65
At 00:04:20,218, Character said: Mrs. Grundwerg, good to see you.

66
At 00:04:25,848, Character said: She seems great.

67
At 00:04:27,141, Character said: Seriously, I mean David's cool
and all, but Richie?

68
At 00:04:30,144, Character said: Come on man, Richie's the s***t.

69
At 00:04:32,146, Character said: - ** I right?
- You are right.

70
At 00:04:33,731, Character said: - She agrees with me.
- I do agree with you.

71
At 00:04:36,192, Character said: Richie is the s***t.

72
At 00:04:38,069, Character said: - Good Shabbos, guys!
- Good Shabbos!

73
At 00:04:45,285, Character said: It's "Good Shabbos," right?

74
At 00:04:47,370, Character said: - Yeah, that's it.
- Shabbos.

75
At 00:04:50,915, Character said: Just that your mom
always corrects me, so I just-- I want--

76
At 00:04:53,418, Character said: No, it's perfect. You said it perfectly.

77
At 00:04:55,420, Character said: - Shabbos?
- Yeah, you always say it perfectly.

78
At 00:04:57,046, Character said: Okay.
- Yeah, it's impeccable.

79
At 00:04:59,465, Character said: - All right.
- You're so good.

80
At 00:05:00,925, Character said: - Good.
- You look good. You are good.

81
At 00:05:02,802, Character said: - Marry me.
- Well, I'm going to.

82
At 00:05:04,345, Character said: - Thank you.
- You're welcome.

83
At 00:05:07,849, Character said: - We should have eloped.
- Yeah, I agree.

84
At 00:05:12,687, Character said: Okay.

85
At 00:05:14,897, Character said: - Good?
- Yeah. What?

86
At 00:05:17,608, Character said: Just smudged a little...

87
At 00:05:19,027, Character said: What about the macaroni salad?

88
At 00:05:20,194, Character said: That's for Adam.

89
At 00:05:21,904, Character said: Oh. Well, what about the
marinated mushrooms?

90
At 00:05:23,656, Character said: I mean, nobody even likes them.

91
At 00:05:25,283, Character said: You eat the marinated mushrooms.

92
At 00:05:26,951, Character said: - No I don't.
- I've seen you eat it.

93
At 00:05:29,078, Character said: No, I only eat it
because you buy it.

94
At 00:05:31,289, Character said: I only buy it because you eat it.

95
At 00:05:33,124, Character said: - Good Shabbos!
- Good Shabbos!

96
At 00:05:35,084, Character said: Oh, my God!
Oh, they've arrived!

97
At 00:05:38,254, Character said: You've arrived!

98
At 00:05:40,048, Character said: - Yeah, yeah.
- And you brought the challah, too.

99
At 00:05:42,216, Character said: Couldn't forget that.

100
At 00:05:43,551, Character said: Yeah, we g***t the fruit, too.

101
At 00:05:45,178, Character said: Oh, you g***t fruit, too?
They g***t fruit, too.

102
At 00:05:46,846, Character said: - Can you believe it?
- Oh, that's so thoughtful.

103
At 00:05:48,514, Character said: - Is it cut?
- No, but I can cut it.

104
At 00:05:50,516, Character said: Oh, no, that's okay.
You enjoy yourself.

105
At 00:05:52,769, Character said: It's really, it's fine.
It's like the one thing I know how to do.

106
At 00:05:57,065, Character said: Oh, that's a... milchig knife.

107
At 00:06:00,401, Character said: - Oh!
- David, forks!

108
At 00:06:01,944, Character said: - Yeah, okay.
- Right here.

109
At 00:06:03,738, Character said: Oh, sorry.

110
At 00:06:07,617, Character said: - There you go.
- Thank you. Super.

111
At 00:06:11,204, Character said: And it's called
the Alexander Technique?

112
At 00:06:12,997, Character said: Yeah, you know, I feel a straight spine

113
At 00:06:14,916, Character said: gives you a sense of calm,
you know, a sense of...

114
At 00:06:19,712, Character said: - authority. I like that.
- Uh-huh.

115
At 00:06:22,298, Character said: Hey, what did you think of
the book, by the way?

116
At 00:06:24,342, Character said: About Alexander Technique?

117
At 00:06:25,468, Character said: No, no. Non-Violent Communication,

118
At 00:06:29,180, Character said: - N.V.C.
- Oh, yeah, N.V.C.

119
At 00:06:30,348, Character said: Um, you know... I bought it.

120
At 00:06:32,600, Character said: Oh, hey, David, it's a game changer.

121
At 00:06:34,977, Character said: I think it's gonna help you
at the office, too.

122
At 00:06:36,938, Character said: Yeah, you know, I just,

123
At 00:06:39,107, Character said: I don't know how much it's gonna help
with negotiations, Dad.

124
At 00:06:41,526, Character said: David, it is about everything,
every facet of life.

125
At 00:06:46,906, Character said: Okay.

126
At 00:06:51,327, Character said: You look insane.

127
At 00:06:52,870, Character said: But I feel good.

128
At 00:06:54,622, Character said: All right.

129
At 00:06:58,459, Character said: Should I cut the other half?

130
At 00:07:00,878, Character said: Oh!

131
At 00:07:02,004, Character said: Is that okay?

132
At 00:07:04,006, Character said: - I'll take over.
- No, no, I can do it.

133
At 00:07:06,509, Character said: - No, no, no, it's fine.
- No, Ellen, please, I enjoy it, it's fine.

134
At 00:07:08,970, Character said: - Could you just--
- What?

135
At 00:07:10,221, Character said: I...I like to serve it in cubes.

136
At 00:07:12,974, Character said: Yeah. No, I-- totally. I get it.

137
At 00:07:15,059, Character said: It's a quick fix. It's easy.

138
At 00:07:16,185, Character said: Okay.
- Yeah.

139
At 00:07:19,105, Character said: I'll be sure to bring my
melon baller next time.

140
At 00:07:25,945, Character said: So, um, the Rabbi was saying

141
At 00:07:29,115, Character said: something really-- really funny
yesterday after class.

142
At 00:07:32,076, Character said: - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

143
At 00:07:33,953, Character said: He was saying how um, well,
the good thing about converts

144
At 00:07:37,874, Character said: is that we bring new genes to the pool

145
At 00:07:40,501, Character said: so that can help
with diseases like colitis...