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Hey, hey, little girl!

00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,Stop!

00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,Stop!

00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:05,What do

00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,you want, little one?

00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,Your a***s.

00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,Who are you?

00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,Frank Shreben.

00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,Police squad.

00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,The new version.

00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,My name is Sergeant Frank Shreben.

00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.

00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,A special division of the LAPD.

00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,The day after the bank robbery started
like any other, I woke up in my empty cop

00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:26,apartment, stared at a picture of my
deceased cop wife, and choked back cop tears.

00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,A perfect morning?

00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:28,Sure.

00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,But I had no idea what this city had in
store for me.

00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,Thank you.

00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:44,Thanks, everyone.

00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:45,What is this?

00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,Don't cheer for him.

00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:47,You too.

00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,My office now.

00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:56,Thanks to you, I just spent two hours
getting chewed out by the mayor.

00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,Apparently, some of the
bank robbers you put in

00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:01,the ICU, they're
lawyering up to sue the city.

00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,That's ridiculous.

00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:03,They're criminals.

00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:04,It's the law.

00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:07,Since when the cops have to follow the
law?

00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,Since forever.

00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:08,Oh, yeah?

00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,And who's going to arrest me?

00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:10,Other cops?

00:05:10,921 --> 00:05:11,Yes.

00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,Is he serious?

00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,Is he serious?

00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,No.

00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,Let me be crystal clear.

00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,They are threatening to shut down police
squad because of you.

00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,Honestly, you're lucky you still work here
after last year's McDonald's incident.

00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,They wouldn't sell me freedom fries.

00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,You arrested the entire staff.

00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:30,I wasn't thinking clearly.

00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:33,I was furious about the Janet Jackson
Super Bowl.

00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,That was 20 years ago.

00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,Not to me.

00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:37,We understand, chief.

00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:38,You're right.

00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:39,Good.

00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:41,Because I'm taking you off the bank job.

00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:42,What?

00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,I'm putting you on collisions.

00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,There's a crash up in Malibu.

00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:47,Yes, ma'**.

00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:47,Thank you.

00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,And make sure your body cams are actually
turned on.

00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,G***t it.

00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,Camera will be on.

00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,Drebin, it's a new day at police squad.

00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,Things are changing so fast around here.

00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:08,I guess you really can't fight city hall,
are you?

00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:08,No.

00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,It's a building.

00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,Now, there's a real man.

00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,They just don't make him like your pops
anymore.

00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,I'm glad he's not around to see what
police squad has come to.

00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,Mind if I take him in there, dad?

00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:23,Of course.

00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:28,Hi, Daddy.

00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,It's me, Frank Jr. I want
to be just like you, but at

00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,the same time be completely
different than original.

00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:45,So if you're proud of me, give me a sigh
like maybe make me see an owl or something.

00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,Hey, dad.

00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,It's me, Ed.

00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,Boy, do I miss you.

00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,Hey, pops.

00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,Yes.

00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,Ed and I pulled up to the Malibu car crash
around 2 p.m.

00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,Nothing unusual, but in the city,
usual is unusual.

00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,So how was your day last night,
Frank?

00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,I couldn't go through it a bit.

00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,You canceled?

00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,No.

00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,I didn't want to upset her.

00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:28,So I had Officer Barnes tell her I was
stabbed to death.

00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:30,You're a real romantic, Frank.

00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,But everyone needs someone even a widower
like you.

00:07:33,001 --> 00:07:36,I'm just not ready to open myself to love
again.

00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,I had them wait to clear the wreck so you
could get eyes on it.

00:07:39,565 --> 00:07:40,Crash happened around 4 a.m.

00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,Oh, there were no skid marks on the road.

00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,You didn't hit the brakes before going
over.

00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,Drunk?

00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:48,Had a little.

00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,Just enough to wake me up.

00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,Fancy car.

00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,That's one of those new Eden tech electric
ones.

00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,Electric, huh?

00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,I remember when the
only things that were electric

00:07:58,803 --> 00:08:02,were Eels, chairs, and
Catherine Zeta Jones in Chicago.

00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,You did pill bottles.

00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:26,Who was he?

00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:29,Simon Davenport, 53 years old.

00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,No wife, no kids.

00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,He's g***t a sister out in
Hancock Park, but we don't

00:08:34,095 --> 00:08:36,really know anything about
her other than her name.

00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,Beth Davenport.

00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:41,Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds.

00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:44,Spitfire of a personality, self-proclaimed
chocoholic.

00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:49,Likes outdoorsy things but is just as
happy curling up with a good book.

00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:50,All right.

00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,I've seen enough.

00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,Martin is suicide.

00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,Go ahead.

00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,Lieutenant?

00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,What's up, Bonds?

00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,Look, I know you're off the bank job,
sir, but I could really use your advice.

00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:37,Go for it.

00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,Look, it's a strange thing.

00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,All the thieves had
never met each other, and

00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,none of them knew who
they were working for.

00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:43,Brilliant.

00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,They don't know anything that can't screw
you up.

00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,Whoever orchestrated this is very smart.

00:09:48,861 --> 00:09:52,And get this, the robbers were told that
they could keep the cash.

00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:55,Who organizes a bank robbery and doesn't
keep the cash?

00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,It must have been after something else.

00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,Why don't you bring in one of the burps,
see if we can get them talking?

00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:01,G***t it.

00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:02,Thank you.

00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,How's that, Frank?

00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,G***t a business.

00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,I told her to wait outside and she just
walked in.

00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,You want me to get rid of her?

00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,That's okay.

00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,I'll deal with it.

00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,Oh.

00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,Over here, Lieutenant.

00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,I had sworn off rough
after my wife died, but

00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:40,this woman was put
together in all the right ways.

00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:44,Face, head, shoulders, knees and toes,
knees and toes.

00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,At a bottom that would make any toilet beg
for the brown.

00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,Sorry to keep you...