Modern Family 10x06 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,990, Character said: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches.

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At 00:00:07,160, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:00:08,428, Character said: Phil: Apologies, Serge.

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At 00:00:09,896, Character said: My wife, Claire, seems to have
forgotten that I'm holding office hours

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At 00:00:12,532, Character said: for my Intro to Real
Estate class here at home.

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At 00:00:14,835, Character said: So, when I walked to the laundry
room 10 minutes ago in my bra...

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At 00:00:17,971, Character said: That was kind of perfect, actually.

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At 00:00:18,972, Character said: I had just made a point

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At 00:00:20,173, Character said: about how buildings from the early
'70s were holding up surprisingly well.

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At 00:00:23,744, Character said: So maybe I'll... Yeah.

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At 00:00:25,173, Character said: - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:00:26,012, Character said: All right, see you in class, buddy.

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At 00:00:28,014, Character said: - [Sighs]
- What a great kid.

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At 00:00:30,317, Character said: That's why I chucked it all
for a life in academia, Claire.

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At 00:00:32,719, Character said: [Inhales deeply] It's a special feeling

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At 00:00:34,788, Character said: knowing that there's a young
man walking around out there

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At 00:00:37,023, Character said: who you helped mold,
who you can be proud of.

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At 00:00:39,726, Character said: - Hey, Dad.
- Hey. You know?

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At 00:00:42,863, Character said: You're up early.

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At 00:00:44,297, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:00:45,332, Character said: I hugged you from behind earlier.

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At 00:00:46,933, Character said: You know, I said,
"I don't remember buying this six pack."

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At 00:00:49,669, Character said: Then you did that funny
Eastern European accent...

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At 00:00:52,072, Character said: [Eastern European accent]
"I don't want trouble.

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At 00:00:53,106, Character said: I just want to learn." [Chuckles]

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At 00:00:54,908, Character said: Should we be concerned
about group-molesting Serge?

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At 00:00:57,944, Character said: And aren't you at the
minimum number of students

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At 00:00:59,813, Character said: - before they cancel your class?
- Not to worry.

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At 00:01:01,581, Character said: Serge worships me,
and the rest of the class is super solid.

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At 00:01:03,984, Character said: Plus, it's the last day
to drop classes anyway.

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At 00:01:05,952, Character said: [Normal voice] Oh, speaking of that,
I'm thinking about dropping history.

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At 00:01:08,488, Character said: - How come?
- It's not really exciting me.

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At 00:01:10,690, Character said: Plus, we've g***t this huge paper due today

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At 00:01:12,592, Character said: that I haven't quite finished starting.

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At 00:01:14,294, Character said: It's on the Monroe Doctrine.

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At 00:01:16,329, Character said: The Monroe Doctrine?

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At 00:01:18,431, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:01:19,566, Character said: Junior year history class,

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At 00:01:21,501, Character said: I wrote the perfect paper.

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At 00:01:23,270, Character said: Strong thesis,
impeccable supporting arguments.

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At 00:01:26,173, Character said: I quoted from the letters
of a White House footman

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At 00:01:28,875, Character said: who recalled Monroe calling
to him from the bath,

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At 00:01:31,311, Character said: "Beauregard, fetch me my breeches.

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At 00:01:33,914, Character said: We have a doctrine!"

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At 00:01:35,715, Character said: I g***t a "C."

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At 00:01:38,151, Character said: [Inhales sharply]

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At 00:01:39,719, Character said: Oh, so you agree with that grade, huh?

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At 00:01:42,455, Character said: Don't patronize me.

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At 00:01:53,567, Character said: - synced and corrected by sot26 -
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:01:58,552, Character said: Mmm. The food at the club

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At 00:01:59,974, Character said: has gotten so much lighter and healthier.

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At 00:02:01,575, Character said: We had a run of angina attacks,
so we had to go heart-healthy.

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At 00:02:04,945, Character said: We said goodbye
to our social chairman, Herb,

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At 00:02:07,147, Character said: and our butter fountain in the same weekend.

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At 00:02:09,349, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:10,684, Character said: Hey, Mr. Pritchett.

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At 00:02:11,718, Character said: I'll take this when you're ready.

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At 00:02:12,719, Character said: - Thank you, Maria.
- Oh, Maria,

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At 00:02:14,688, Character said: that's a beautiful name.
That's why it's often sung.

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At 00:02:16,590, Character said: But you're not going to...

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At 00:02:17,824, Character said: ? Ave Maria ?

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At 00:02:20,460, Character said: And curtain. Okay,
they just started letting gays in here.

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At 00:02:22,662, Character said: Don't make them regret it.

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At 00:02:23,663, Character said: You might also wanna tell Sharona

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At 00:02:25,165, Character said: - to steer clear of the table.
- Yes.

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At 00:02:27,000, Character said: Yeah, well, I should probably save my energy

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At 00:02:29,002, Character said: for my performance tonight anyway.

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At 00:02:30,704, Character said: Oh, darn.
Gloria and I have tickets to, um...

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At 00:02:33,373, Character said: [Stammers] Um...

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At 00:02:35,008, Character said: Don't worry, Jay. It's... It's not for you.

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At 00:02:36,910, Character said: Oh, good. I didn't know
where I was going with that.

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At 00:02:38,645, Character said: Tonight is a fundraiser at Lily's school.

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At 00:02:41,314, Character said: We're, you know, raising money for the kids.

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At 00:02:43,283, Character said: A night of song and sketch.

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At 00:02:45,318, Character said: All the dads are performing. Well...

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At 00:02:47,687, Character said: most of the dads.

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At 00:02:48,688, Character said: Proud of you, son.

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At 00:02:49,689, Character said: Ah, it's not a complete victory.

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At 00:02:51,191, Character said: I still have to watch it, so...

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At 00:02:53,226, Character said: - Thanks for breakfast, Dad.
- Hey,

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At 00:02:54,794, Character said: I love spending time with you two!

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At 00:02:56,663, Character said: Every month I've gotta burn
off a minimum at the club,

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At 00:02:59,599, Character said: and literally,
everybody else I knew was busy.

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At 00:03:02,269, Character said: That's also why I give a
lot of birthday presents

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At 00:03:04,404, Character said: from the pro-shop. You know,
mugs and visors that say "Kiss My Putter,"

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At 00:03:08,350, Character said: "Talk Birdie To Me."

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At 00:03:09,776, Character said: Quality items. Everybody wins.

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At 00:03:13,121, Character said: So, if you're not rushed,
you should treat yourself to our spa.

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At 00:03:16,191, Character said: You know, get a couple of, uh...

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At 00:03:18,460, Character said: a couple of standard treatments.

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At 00:03:20,762, Character said: Oh, well, you're so generous.

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At 00:03:23,031, Character said: Might I say you look very handsome

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At 00:03:25,300, Character said: in that shirt we gave you for Christmas.

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At 00:03:27,269, Character said: They also make it
in "Queen's coral"... oh, no.

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At 00:03:30,105, Character said: - Did I spoil your birthday?
- Sounds like you might.

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At 00:03:32,107, Character said: [Cellphone chimes, vibrates]

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At 00:03:33,642, Character said: Oh. [Laughs]

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At 00:03:35,644, Character said: - What's so funny?
- Oh, it's just that

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At 00:03:37,279, Character said: I've been e-mailing this mom at school.

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At 00:03:38,947, Character said: We both volunteer together.

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At 00:03:40,482, Character said: - You... You e-mail?
- It's harmless. Listen.

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At 00:03:42,884, Character said: "Hey, Jay, enjoyed laughing
around the planetarium with you.

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At 00:03:46,054, Character said: Your jokes were out of this world."

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At 00:03:47,889, Character said: Hm, okay. So, if it's so harmless,

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At 00:03:50,158, Character said: I'm sure Gloria knows about
this flirty quipstress.

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At 00:03:52,727, Character said: Don't make something out of this.

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At 00:03:54,729, Character said: Oh, my God. Oh!

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At 00:03:55,964, Character said: That's why he's wearing the shirt.

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At 00:03:57,299, Character said: [Gasps] Because it makes your blue eyes pop.

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At 00:03:59,834, Character said: I'm not letting you magpies dirty this up.

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At 00:04:02,370, Character said: [Cellphone chimes, vibrates]

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At 00:04:03,405, Character said: - [Cellphone unlocks]
- Oh, uh...

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At 00:04:04,472, Character said: "Park by the swings

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At 00:04:05,607, Character said: so I can help you carry stuff in."

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At 00:04:07,375, Character said: [Sultry voice] "Park by the swings
so I can help you carry stuff in."

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At 00:04:10,745, Character said: You're sullying this, and I'm leaving!

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At 00:04:12,714, Character said: - Okay, well, say "hi" to your girlfriend.
- She's not my girlfriend.

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At 00:04:14,683, Character said: The only reason we're paired together

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At 00:04:15,950, Character said: is because our kids are
in the same reading group.

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At 00:04:17,385, Character said: Both: Oo-ooh!

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At 00:04:18,687, Character said: D***n it!

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At 00:04:20,221, Character said: [Chuckling] I love when we "ooh."

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At 00:04:21,381, Character said: We used to do that all the time,
and then we stopped.

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At 00:04:23,616, Character said: - Why?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:25,293, Character said: [Birds chirping]

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At 00:04:27,460, Character said: Joe!

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At 00:04:29,130, Character said: Why did I find your eye patch

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At 00:04:30,965, Character said: - in the garbage?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:32,967, Character said: Were you throwing away
another parking ticket?

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At 00:04:35,270, Character said: Okay, you have to put it on.

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At 00:04:36,705, Character said: Why? My lazy eye is...