Same.Kind.of.Different.as.Me.2017 Movie Subtitles

00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,It's quite a home, isn't it?

00:00:56,257 --> 00:01:02,15,000 square feet
of overpriced art
and big ol' bathtubs.

00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:05,I know it's ridiculous,
but I love it.

00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:11,After all, I'm from Texas.
We tend to like things big
down here.

00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:18,This is my home.
And you probably can't tell
it's broken.

00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,There's a story behind that.

00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:25,One that begins and ends
with a girl I married.
Debbie hall.

00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:29,A girl with a heart so big
that Texas can't even hold it.

00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,So I'm gonna try
to write it all down.

00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:35,Hopefully make some sense
out of how I g***t here.

00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:38,Problem is,
I've never written anything.

00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:42,I'm not an author.
I'm an art dealer.

00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,Hello?

00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,Julio?

00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,Hello?

00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,You must be
Mr. hall.

00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,No. No, no, no.
Just call me Ron.

00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,Okay, Ron.
I'm Willow,
Julio's assistant.

00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,Your drive up okay?

00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,Yeah,
drive out was fine.
Good.

00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,So, Julio tells me
you're an author.

00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,Oh, he did, did he?
Yeah.

00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:34,Oh.
So what kind of book
are you writing?

00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,That's a good question.

00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,Is it a true story?

00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,Yeah, very.

00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,Uh, I have to get that.

00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,It's revival season.

00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,You see that path
over there?

00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,Thank you.

00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:40,Well, if you change your mind,
follow the bells.

00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,Where is he?

00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,That was him on the phone.
He's late, as usual.

00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,Ay, ay, ay.

00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,Always forever
the perfectionist.

00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:11,I always thought
this was the saddest painting
I'd ever seen in my life.

00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,You gave it to me for free,

00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:18,and now he's worth
a million dollars.

00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,Hmm.

00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,It's not worth
a million dollars?

00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,No. No, it is. I just...

00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,Just not sure
what a million dollars
is worth anymore.

00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,Are you okay?

00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,Well, I made it here.

00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,Yes, you did.

00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,Ah.

00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,Oh, this. What is this?

00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,It ain't a Rembrandt.

00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:58,Oh, yes, this is, um,
just before you tricked me
into eating bull's balls.

00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:03,They're called calf fries,
and I seem to recall
you loved them.

00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,Yes, I did.

00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,Yes, you did.
Mm-hmm.

00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:15,Okay. You can have
any bedroom in the house, okay?

00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,Except the one
that I'm sleeping in.

00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:20,Now get to writing
that book of yours,
and I'll leave you alone.

00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,Oh, it's done?

00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,Well--
is that off or crooked?

00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:43,Uh--

00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,better.
No, down. Yeah.

00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:50,I still don't know why
it needed restoring, but...

00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,Is it different?

00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:57,Oh, it seems like
it was better before.

00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,Oh.

00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,Maybe I like
the way time treated it,

00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:05,like you could see
its history
or something.

00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:09,Well, everything just needs
a little touch up and Polish
once in a while.

00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:10,I gotta get
out to north Dallas.

00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,I'm supposed to sell a Remington
to a crazy old lady, all right?

00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,I'll see you
at the gala tonight?
Yeah.

00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,Kids are coming, right?
Right.

00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,Don't let them back out, Debbie.
It's important.

00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,I know it's important.

00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,Well, it is, Debbie.

00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,I know.

00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,Hey, you all know my definition
of modern art.

00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,You take a canvas,

00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,you throw a little paint on it,
you wipe it off with a rag,

00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:48,you throw out the canvas,
and you sell the rag.

00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,You know that's true.

00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,- You know that's true.
- It is true.

00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,That's why
i only deal in the classics

00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,and you all have
my telephone number.

00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,I do wanna thank you, though,
for coming out here tonight

00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,to support
fort worth art in public places.

00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,This is an important cause
for all of us.

00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:08,We couldn't do this without
your decency, your kindness,

00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,and, of course, your generosity.

00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:12,That means I'm gonna ask you
for more donations later.

00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,Thank you for coming down.
Have a good time tonight.
Thank you.

00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,How'd it go?
Good job, dad.

00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:25,Thanks.

00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,Hey.
I always say
give till it hurts.

00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,Well, that's what I said.
I was trying to say it
like you, give till it hurts.

00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:31,How are you, dear?

00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,Okay, listen,
i want you to tell everybody
how good I was.

00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,You guys have fun.

00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,Hey.

00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,Come on.

00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:50,It can't be that bad being
the prettiest girl at the ball.

00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,What's wrong?

00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,Nothing.

00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,What is it?

00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:08,Dad, this is your life.
It's not mine.

00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,Hey, Ron.
Can I speak to you for a moment?

00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,Hey, susie,
how are you?
Hi.

00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,Good to see you.

00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,Martin told me
about your friend.

00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,Wh-- what are--
what are you talking about?

00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:30,If you don't tell Debbie,
i will.

00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,-Nineteen years!
-Yes, we've been married
19 years.

00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,-And?
-And it doesn't mean
what it should!

00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,-What does that mean?
-Well, we don't share
the same life.

00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,We don't share anything!

00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,Course we do.
And you know it.
We don't. We--

00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,we haven't been intimate
in two years.

00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,We haven't been intimate
in two years!

00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,No, we haven't
slept together in two years!

00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,We haven't been intimate
in ten years!

00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,We haven't been intimate
in ten--

00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,yeah, so what was I supposed
to do with that?

00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,What were you supposed
to do with that?

00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,What are we supposed
to do with this ?

00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,Ronnie.

00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,Ronnie?
Mm-hmm?

00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:22,I'm only gonna ask this once,
so please don't lie to me, okay?

00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,Yeah?

00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:30,Is there anything else
that you haven't told me?

00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,Painting's a fake.

00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,I didn't have it restored.

00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,I had it copied.

00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,Sold the original.

00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,You gave that to me
for our anniversary.

00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:05,A dealer offered me
a lot of money for it.

00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,So...

00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,I took it.

00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,Not proud of it, but...

00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,218...