Beau.Brummell.1954.1080p.BluRay.x264-nikt0_track3_eng Subtitles

00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:02,[orchestral music]

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00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:57,Uh, the gentlemen have been
assaulting those lemons

00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:59,for the past hour,
will it be over soon?

00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,The exercise will be completed
shortly, Your Royal Highness.

00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:03,I'm absolutely famished.

00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,I've had nothing all day
except for partridge

00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:07,and some miserable scones.

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General salute.

00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:01,Draw swords!

00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,[marching band music]

00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,With my humble duty, sir,
the parade is present and ready

00:03:18,745 --> 00:03:20,for Your Royal Highness'
inspection.

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00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,Who is this gentleman?

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Captain George Brummell, sir.

00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:43,Oh, yes. Splendid go
with the saber, Captain.

00:03:43,395 --> 00:03:46,I can't say I approve of your
form, uh, really awkward.

00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,Can't be helped, sir.
The epaulets rather get in the way.

00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:51,You don't approve of them?

00:03:51,987 --> 00:03:53,Oh, they're much too broad, sir.

00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,Narrower epaulets
would be more convenient.

00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:56,Better style too, sir.

00:03:57,325 --> 00:03:59,[Prince] Have you any other criticism
to level with the uniform?

00:03:59,619 --> 00:04:01,It's a bit ornate
for my taste, sir.

00:04:02,164 --> 00:04:04,- Ornate?
- Fussy, sir.

00:04:04,624 --> 00:04:06,Simplicity should be the keynote
of a soldier.

00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,Don't you think so, sir?

00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:11,Are you aware who designed
the uniform for this regiment?

00:04:13,049 --> 00:04:14,- Yes, sir.
- Who?

00:04:15,635 --> 00:04:16,You, sir.

00:04:18,013 --> 00:04:20,You're impertinent, sir!
Get off parade!

00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:34,Beau.

00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:38,I want a word with you.

00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:40,Come in here.

00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:48,- Are you out of your mind, Beau?
- He asked my opinion.

00:04:49,377 --> 00:04:51,You're under arrest
and confined to your quarters

00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:53,until His Royal Highness
gets around to you.

00:04:53,632 --> 00:04:55,It may take some time
the way our fat friend moves.

00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:59,His Royal Highness' size
is a very touchy subject, Beau.

00:04:59,554 --> 00:05:01,We're required to wear
ridiculously large epaulets

00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:03,just because they have
a slimming effect on him.

00:05:04,518 --> 00:05:05,It'd be much more reasonable

00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:08,and healthier if he would remove
a bit of the blubber.

00:05:08,396 --> 00:05:10,The Prince of Wales
doesn't have to be reasonable.

00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,Precisely what's wrong
with the system.

00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:17,- A brilliant criticism, Midger.
- I didn't criticize anything, Beau.

00:05:17,823 --> 00:05:19,I'm satisfied with things
the way they are.

00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:22,Yes, and one day
you'll be a full Colonel.

00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,Is that all you want
out of life?

00:05:24,287 --> 00:05:25,Well, what else is there
for men like us?

00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:28,Everything, Midger.
All heaven and earth.

00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:32,A perfect grape, a perfect chair.
Dizzy success and dizzy failure.

00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:35,And the zest of not knowing
what's going to happen next.

00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:36,And when it's
all over, looking back

00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,on a perfectly
smashing achievement.

00:05:39,594 --> 00:05:41,Or a perfectly
smashing smash up.

00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:43,I'd rather have
a colonel's pension.

00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:47,- Well, my wife would anyway.
- Then leave her, Midger.

00:05:47,769 --> 00:05:50,Desert her
and her three children.

00:05:50,564 --> 00:05:53,Abscond with
the family bank account.

00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:54,- Mortimer?
- sir?

00:05:55,151 --> 00:05:56,The boots are a bit cloudy.

00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:57,Buff them with champagne
before I go out tonight.

00:05:58,154 --> 00:05:59,I'm going to pop
into town for a bit.

00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:01,There's a lady I know has
a remarkable talent

00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:04,for reducing the size
of a man's troubles.

00:06:05,203 --> 00:06:07,Don't glower at me like that.
No one will miss me.

00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:08,They'll be at
the regimental dinner.

00:06:09,207 --> 00:06:11,I was ordered to keep an eye
on you and I intend to do it.

00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,They're saying
out at the back, sir

00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:18,that you pulled
His Royal Highness' nose.

00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,On the contrary,
he pulled mine.

00:06:22,262 --> 00:06:24,Oh, hope it won't mean
a court-martial, sir.

00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:29,Oh, I hope not too. After all
such as it is, it's home.

00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:30,Thank you, sir.

00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:33,Well, since we're dining in,
let's settle the menu.

00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:37,Uh, two dozen oysters,
pint of champagne, the '87.

00:06:37,694 --> 00:06:40,Royal turtle soup. No, on
second thoughts, nothing royal.

00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,Onion soup and very dry sherry.

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00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:22,[inaudible]

00:07:28,828 --> 00:07:30,Lord Edwin is
a very charming man.

00:07:31,289 --> 00:07:32,Quite the most charming.

00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,- Will you marry him?
- I expect so.

00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,I don't know really.

00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:40,I only know that the thought
of not marrying Edwin

00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:41,has never really
entered my head.

00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,Don't let it, my dear.

00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:46,Marriage is the only future
for a woman.

00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:49,As a woman with no future,
I can speak with some authority.

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00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:01,[all cheering]

00:08:09,536 --> 00:08:11,Oh, pray be seated.

00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:13,Your Royal Highness
has a marked musical talent.

00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:16,Well, I put a little spirit
into it, didn't I?

00:08:18,294 --> 00:08:20,- Mmm, Edwin.
- Captain Brummell is here, sir.

00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,Oh, is he?

00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:24,Mrs. Fitzherbert
has g***t a very kind heart.

00:08:25,051 --> 00:08:26,She suggested that justice
would be done

00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:28,if I were to give
Captain Brummell a spanking

00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,and send him up
to bed without supper.

00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:33,Fetch him in.
We'll see the fellow crawl.

00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:34,I have the impression, Prinny,

00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:36,that he's not
the sort that crawls readily.

00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,He's proud and stiff
as sealing wax.

00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,In that case, we shall apply
some heat to the sealing wax

00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:42,and watch it melt.

00:08:43,069 --> 00:08:44,Do you know I can do that
without the cracker?

00:08:44,904 --> 00:08:45,Have you seen this?

00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,- Your hands are very strong.
- Yes, they always have been.

00:08:49,284 --> 00:08:50,At the age of seven

00:08:50,744 --> 00:08:53,I g***t my brother, Freddie,
by the hair, Duke of York, you know

00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,and it took four footmen
to force me to let go.

00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,Four of them.

00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,With Your Royal Highness'
permission, Captain Brummell.

00:09:02,881 --> 00:09:05,Oh, yes. Oh, my dear,
may I present Captain Brummell?

00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:08,- Mrs. Fitzherbert.
- Humble servant, Madam.

00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:10,And Lady Patricia Belham.

00:09:11,056 --> 00:09:12,The Captain and I
have already met informally.

00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:14,I appreciate your gift.

00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:17,I shall keep them
as a souvenir of my visit.

00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,I only wish they could have been
ropes of pearls, Lady Patricia.

00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:23,I'm beginning to understand

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