The Comedy En (2012) Subtitles

At 00:00:34,349, Character said: ♪ When we're out in the moonlight ♪

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At 00:00:39,454, Character said: ♪ lookin' up on skies above ♪

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At 00:00:44,526, Character said: ♪ feels so good ♪

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At 00:00:47,162, Character said: ♪ when I'm near you ♪

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At 00:00:49,730, Character said: ♪ holding hands ♪

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At 00:00:51,483, Character said: ♪ and making love ♪

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At 00:00:53,168, Character said: ♪ whoo, whoo, baby ♪

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At 00:00:58,239, Character said: ♪ yes, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:03,211, Character said: ♪ yes, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:08,416, Character said: ♪ yes, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:15,223, Character said: ♪ Sandy beecher ♪

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At 00:01:16,724, Character said: ♪ was making love ♪

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At 00:01:20,428, Character said: ♪ as it travels in our lives ♪

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At 00:01:25,599, Character said: ♪ feels so good ♪

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At 00:01:26,935, Character said: ♪ walkin' side by side ♪

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At 00:01:30,837, Character said: ♪ want to be with you ♪

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At 00:01:32,574, Character said: ♪ all my life ♪

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At 00:01:34,342, Character said: ♪ whoa, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:39,480, Character said: ♪ yes, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:44,652, Character said: ♪ yes, oh, baby ♪

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At 00:02:23,524, Character said: Whoo!

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At 00:03:31,592, Character said: No bedsores?

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At 00:03:33,026, Character said: Clear.

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At 00:03:35,697, Character said: No pulse?

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At 00:03:36,898, Character said: Clear.

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At 00:03:46,074, Character said: Why do you keep having
to push them buttons?

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At 00:03:48,342, Character said: Sometimes things
need to be reset.

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At 00:03:53,614, Character said: Did you ever have to
reset a prolapsed anus?

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At 00:04:03,591, Character said: Do you even... Do you
know what that is?

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At 00:04:06,728, Character said: Have you ever... Have
you ever had to deal

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At 00:04:09,767, Character said: with a prolapsed an... anus?

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At 00:04:13,767, Character said: Chief?

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At 00:04:18,439, Character said: Did they teach you
that in nurse school?

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At 00:04:22,976, Character said: You and the ladies
get that lesson?

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At 00:04:25,446, Character said: I'll tell you what. I'll give
you a little lesson on it.

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At 00:04:30,049, Character said: A prolapsed anus is when the
anus, which is a muscle, gives

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At 00:04:35,554, Character said: out, after years of abuse.

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At 00:04:37,823, Character said: Comes out of the rear and hangs
like a, like a slack bag of tissue.

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At 00:04:46,834, Character said: Like a purse that you might have...
A nurse would have.

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At 00:04:53,541, Character said: Can you imagine what it would
take to make your anus do that?

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At 00:04:58,012, Character said: A lot of butt f***g.

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At 00:05:03,684, Character said: The old man's probably g***t
a prolapsed amus... anus.

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At 00:05:11,793, Character said: Anus and Andy.

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At 00:05:15,997, Character said: Nothing?

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At 00:05:25,105, Character said: Famous anus cookies.

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At 00:05:27,040, Character said: Anything there?

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At 00:05:35,550, Character said: So you change my dad?

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At 00:05:36,983, Character said: You put diapers on him and
clean his a***e, and take...

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At 00:05:41,956, Character said: Put his s***t in a bag, throw it
out, put it down the toilet?

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At 00:06:01,041, Character said: Pretty cool.

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At 00:06:02,877, Character said: Pretty cool way to live.

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At 00:06:08,850, Character said: I wonder if my dad's s***t
has ever gotten under your

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At 00:06:12,085, Character said: fingernails, and then you
forgot, and you are driving

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At 00:06:13,654, Character said: home, worrying about... worrying
about your life, and you start

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At 00:06:18,493, Character said: biting your fingernails, and
his s***t gets in your mouth.

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At 00:06:21,495, Character said: You g***t to be careful.

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At 00:06:23,029, Character said: Make sure you wash them hands.

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At 00:06:27,702, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:29,569, Character said: Adios.

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At 00:09:03,423, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:09:40,695, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:09:50,471, Character said: I know, but we can bring
something else in, right?

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At 00:09:54,041, Character said: Do we need something with
evergreens that's gonna last...

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At 00:09:57,745, Character said: I just want you to look
at this bush here because

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At 00:09:59,880, Character said: it's looking really...
It's pretty bad.

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At 00:10:02,015, Character said: Yeah, I don't know if
there's a bug on it.

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At 00:10:06,119, Character said: Look at the leaves on there.

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At 00:10:07,954, Character said: And it's all been chewed,
and it's unbalanced.

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At 00:10:11,824, Character said: It doesn't fit.

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At 00:10:13,459, Character said: Yeah, and it's blocking
this thing here.

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At 00:10:16,731, Character said: Most of when you get the flies, they...
the cuts are much more round.

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At 00:10:20,101, Character said: That could be the larvae
going through it.

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At 00:10:23,203, Character said: But I remember a grapevine...
It's comin' along, huh?

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At 00:10:27,373, Character said: Yeah, yeah, looks great.
Getting there.

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At 00:10:30,242, Character said: Good job.

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At 00:10:31,245, Character said: Hey, what are these?

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At 00:10:33,346, Character said: These are looking very weedy.

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At 00:10:35,148, Character said: Those are out of here, right?

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At 00:10:38,382, Character said: I love the black-eyed Susan.

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At 00:10:42,919, Character said: Nadar LA piscina, I guess.

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At 00:10:45,390, Character said: Nadar LA piscina.

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At 00:10:48,026, Character said: Yeah, yeah, sure. It's my guys
here don't speak any English.

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At 00:10:51,231, Character said: They keep saying, "nadar LA
piscina, nadar LA piscina!

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At 00:10:56,068, Character said: Swim in your pool."

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At 00:10:56,937, Character said: So they're always going
to me "nadar LA piscina?"

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At 00:11:00,939, Character said: That's great. "Can we
swim in their pool?"

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At 00:11:02,976, Character said: I go, "well, you know,
it's private property.

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At 00:11:07,380, Character said: Yeah, it's gotten hot
out here for sure.

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At 00:11:10,918, Character said: This is looking a little
troubled over here.

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At 00:11:12,318, Character said: This one's shading it so badly.

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At 00:11:15,456, Character said: Let's get more light under it.

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At 00:11:18,359, Character said: What do you say if me and my
guys took a quick little dip?

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At 00:11:23,296, Character said: What do you think?

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At 00:11:29,303, Character said: They want to swim.

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At 00:11:33,908, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:11:35,976, Character said: I suppose.

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At 00:11:37,178, Character said: Yeah, yeah, sure.

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At 00:11:40,314, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:11:42,515, Character said: Once they've finished here.

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At 00:11:44,250, Character said: They're gonna mow before
they go, as well, right?

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At 00:11:47,155, Character said: We can get you some towels. The
housekeeper will get you some towels.

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At 00:11:50,491, Character said: No, that's fine.

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At 00:11:53,186, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:12:19,186, Character said: I had a great day.

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At 00:12:21,020, Character said: I went to the shopping mall.

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At 00:12:24,625, Character said: I feel so good about hanging out
with my best friends today.

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At 00:12:29,196, Character said: Who are your best friends?

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At 00:12:30,630, Character said: All my loved ones
are in this room.

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At 00:12:33,000, Character said: I want to thank everybody for
being so kind and considerate.

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At 00:12:36,470, Character said: How about a round of applause
just for the five of us?

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At 00:12:41,041, Character said: I respect my friends that come to
my house that has an artistic vibe.

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At 00:12:45,412, Character said: Obviously, the host of
this house cares about

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At 00:12:48,182, Character said: art and the visual space
and the energy within, and

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At 00:12:51,652, Character said: he respects all his friends that
he invites over here equally.

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At 00:12:55,054, Character said: I love when I go to my
friend's house and their

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At 00:12:59,226, Character said: bathroom's really, really clean.

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At 00:13:00,327, Character said: There's not pubic hair on
the rim of the toilet seat.

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At 00:13:06,600, Character said: I'm with you on that.

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At 00:13:09,035, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:13:10,036, Character said: Oh, and speaking of bathrooms,
I wanted to confess something.

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At 00:13:14,606, Character said: I used... you have a box of always feminine
wipes in there, and I used a couple.

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At 00:13:20,179, Character said: Just... my clitoris
was really messy.

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At 00:13:24,350, Character said: So I had to wash up.

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At 00:13:28,419, Character said: You have these terrific comedic
instincts, and then you

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At 00:13:33,293, Character said: immediately sabotage them
with the worst follow-up.

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At 00:13:36,496, Character said: The worst?

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At 00:13:37,630, Character said: A terrible sense of humor.

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At 00:13:40,933, Character said: So you know all comedians
ever, so you are qualified to

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At 00:13:43,203, Character said: say what is the absolute worst.
You've heard all comedians ever.

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At 00:13:45,371, Character said: No, it's in my opinion.

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At 00:13:46,573, Character said: Well, then you can't use an
absolute term like "the worst."

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At 00:13:49,209, Character said: I can do whatever I want.

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At 00:13:50,277, Character said: Then give me a French kiss.

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At 00:13:52,346, Character said: Well, fine, who disagrees?

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At 00:13:53,948, Character said: Does he have a terrible
sense of humor?

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At 00:13:56,049, Character said: Does he?

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At 00:13:57,684, Character said: Absolutely.

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At 00:13:58,552, Character said: The cool thing about a group of

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