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00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,[GULLS SQUAWKING]
00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,-Yo, let's go.
-Yup.
00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,We have g***t to get a retail space.
00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,I'm so over these contractors
nickel-and-diming our margins all day.
00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,I hear you, man.
00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,MIKE: Watch the mirror.
-Yep.
00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,MIKE:
That's it.
00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,[HORN HONKING]
00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,Come on, man.
00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,[CELL PHONE DINGS]
00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,VOICEMAIL:
Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,Found your number on Google.
Hope it's the right one.
00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,Look, I know it’s been a while...
00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:58,...but since we're coming up through Tampa,
I figured you'd want to know.
00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,I g***t some real bad news about Dallas.
00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,He '5 gone, bro.
00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,[SIGHS]
00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,-Can I help you?
-Hi. I'm here for the wake.
00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,There's no wake here.
00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,[INDISTINCT YELLING]
00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it.
00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,[INDISTINCT CHA'ITER]
00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,[OZZY OSBOURNE'S "CRAZY TRAIN"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,[WOMAN SCREAMING]
00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,MAN:
Come on, baby! Woo-hoo!
00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,[ALL CHEERING]
00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,RICHIE:
Holy s***t, what the f***k are you doing here?
00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,-You dropped your towel.
-Yeah, just go with it, baby.
00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,-Hey, fellas! Catch and release!
-No, no, no!
00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,[ALL CHEERING]
00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,TARZAN:
Nice entrance.
00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,TOBIAS:
Hey, what's with this f***g suit, bro?
00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,Well, I don't know.
Somebody told me this was a wake.
00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,A wake?
00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,Yeah, Dallas. He‘s not dead?
00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,You told him he was dead?
00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,[ALL LAUGHING]
00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,We were going to invite you, but...
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:59,...we had a couple drinks and were like,
"He's g***t the girl and the job, and...
00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,...he's not going to come
unless we really get his attention."
00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he?
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,He f***g bailed on us. He took the Kid.
00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,Started a new show overseas.
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,-Wow. Where?
TITO: Macaw.
00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,Macau.
00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,F***g China. Some d-bag investor offered
Dallas a whole bunch of money--
00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,Don't say his name, man.
Don't give it that power.
00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,I can say his name.
He's not f***g Voldemort.
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,TITO: First time you backflipped off
that balcony in the middle of the night.
00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,MIKE: I was thinking about doing it again
and then I punked out.
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,Yeah, liquid acid.
That‘II take you back to the original self.
00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,No, f***k that s***t.
I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,White Shadow, meet Mikey.
00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,-Mikey Lane, White Shadow.
-Yeah, we‘ve met.
00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,I think she likes you, Mike.
00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,-Okay, okay.
-Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,Jesus f***k.
00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,You look good, Mike.
How's everything going, man?
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,Heh. Things are good, man. Really good.
The business is crushing it.
00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,We g***t so many orders,
I don't have enough employees.
00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,Uh.... I don't know.
We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,-That's nice, man.
MIKE: Yeah, dude, I'mjust...
00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,...happy to be running
my own show for once.
00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,TITO: I bet.
TOBIAS: Feel that one.
00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,TITO: How's the old girl?
MIKE: She's good, man. Yeah, I mean...
00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,You guys still haven't told me
what the f***k y'all are doing in Tampa.
00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,Today, you are looking at it, brother.
00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage
to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,MIKE: Oh, that's right.
TITO: One last f***g ride, baby.
00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,How's that work without Dallas?
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,TITO:
Well, you see...
00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,...Tobias is going to MC.
00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,[IMITATING DALLAS]
"All right, all right, all right!
00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,How y'all ladies doing here tonight?"
Heh-heh.
00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,[ALL LAUGH]
00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,That's totally going to work.
Do it just like that.
00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,RICHIE:
We g***t a couple days to perfect that. Uh....
00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:01,The point is, we still g***t two freak shows,
one who can barely dance.
00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,One person of color?
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,I think you mean two.
You're f***g Algerian, bro.
00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,-Armenian, a***e.
-Oh, yeah, Armenian.
00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:14,One snowy white Ken doll
for all those good little Christian women.
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,Present.
00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,RICHIE:
What the f***k more do you need? Right?
00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,-Seize the day. ** I right?
TITO: Yeah!
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:26,I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory
of this business be getting laid off.
00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,If I'm going down, I‘m going down
in a f***g tsunami of dollar bills!
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,-Can I get an "Amen"?
-Amen, brother!
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,Make it rain! Amen!
00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,MIKE: All right, let's cut this,
then sand it and stain it.
00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,Hey, Mike, any word
on that thing we talked about?
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,Uh....
00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:51,Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but...
00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,...itjust can't be right now.
00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,We need a couple more reliable accounts
before I can get a policy for you.
00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,All right?
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner
with yourfamily. I can do this.
00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,-No, man. It's no problem.
-Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,-Yeah?
-I g***t it. Go home.
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,Thanks, brother.
00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to
the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,[GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYING
OVER RADIO]
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,MAN [SINGING]:
I'm just a bachelor
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,Looking for a partner
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,Someone who knows how to ride
00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,Without even falling off
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,Gotta be compatible
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,Takes me to my limits
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,Girl, when I break you off
00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,I promise that you won't want to get off
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,If you're horny, let's do it
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,Ride it, my pony
00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,My saddle's waiting
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,Come and jump on it
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,If you're horny, let's do it
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,Ride it, my pony
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,My saddle's waiting
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,Come and jump on it
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,Sitting here flossing
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:36,Peeping your steelo
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,Just once if I have the chance
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,The things I will do to you....
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,[CHUCKLES]
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,KEN: Pack the pump?
RICHIE: I brought one for you too.
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,[LAUGHS]
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,-That's g***t the brace.
-You g***t the knee brace in there. Copy.
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,TITO: Ken, you g***t
that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix?
131...
00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,-Yo, let's go.
-Yup.
00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,We have g***t to get a retail space.
00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,I'm so over these contractors
nickel-and-diming our margins all day.
00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,I hear you, man.
00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,MIKE: Watch the mirror.
-Yep.
00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,MIKE:
That's it.
00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,[HORN HONKING]
00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,Come on, man.
00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,[CELL PHONE DINGS]
00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,VOICEMAIL:
Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,Found your number on Google.
Hope it's the right one.
00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,Look, I know it’s been a while...
00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:58,...but since we're coming up through Tampa,
I figured you'd want to know.
00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,I g***t some real bad news about Dallas.
00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,He '5 gone, bro.
00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,[SIGHS]
00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,-Can I help you?
-Hi. I'm here for the wake.
00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,There's no wake here.
00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,[INDISTINCT YELLING]
00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it.
00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,[INDISTINCT CHA'ITER]
00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,[OZZY OSBOURNE'S "CRAZY TRAIN"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,[WOMAN SCREAMING]
00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,MAN:
Come on, baby! Woo-hoo!
00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,[ALL CHEERING]
00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,RICHIE:
Holy s***t, what the f***k are you doing here?
00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,-You dropped your towel.
-Yeah, just go with it, baby.
00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,-Hey, fellas! Catch and release!
-No, no, no!
00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,[ALL CHEERING]
00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,TARZAN:
Nice entrance.
00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,TOBIAS:
Hey, what's with this f***g suit, bro?
00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,Well, I don't know.
Somebody told me this was a wake.
00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,A wake?
00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:47,Yeah, Dallas. He‘s not dead?
00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,You told him he was dead?
00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,[ALL LAUGHING]
00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,We were going to invite you, but...
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:59,...we had a couple drinks and were like,
"He's g***t the girl and the job, and...
00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,...he's not going to come
unless we really get his attention."
00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he?
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,He f***g bailed on us. He took the Kid.
00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,Started a new show overseas.
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,-Wow. Where?
TITO: Macaw.
00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,Macau.
00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,F***g China. Some d-bag investor offered
Dallas a whole bunch of money--
00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,Don't say his name, man.
Don't give it that power.
00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,I can say his name.
He's not f***g Voldemort.
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,TITO: First time you backflipped off
that balcony in the middle of the night.
00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,MIKE: I was thinking about doing it again
and then I punked out.
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,Yeah, liquid acid.
That‘II take you back to the original self.
00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,No, f***k that s***t.
I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,White Shadow, meet Mikey.
00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,-Mikey Lane, White Shadow.
-Yeah, we‘ve met.
00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,I think she likes you, Mike.
00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,-Okay, okay.
-Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,Jesus f***k.
00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,You look good, Mike.
How's everything going, man?
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,Heh. Things are good, man. Really good.
The business is crushing it.
00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,We g***t so many orders,
I don't have enough employees.
00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,Uh.... I don't know.
We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,-That's nice, man.
MIKE: Yeah, dude, I'mjust...
00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,...happy to be running
my own show for once.
00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,TITO: I bet.
TOBIAS: Feel that one.
00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,TITO: How's the old girl?
MIKE: She's good, man. Yeah, I mean...
00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,You guys still haven't told me
what the f***k y'all are doing in Tampa.
00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,Today, you are looking at it, brother.
00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:33,But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage
to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,MIKE: Oh, that's right.
TITO: One last f***g ride, baby.
00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,How's that work without Dallas?
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,TITO:
Well, you see...
00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,...Tobias is going to MC.
00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,[IMITATING DALLAS]
"All right, all right, all right!
00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,How y'all ladies doing here tonight?"
Heh-heh.
00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,[ALL LAUGH]
00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,That's totally going to work.
Do it just like that.
00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,RICHIE:
We g***t a couple days to perfect that. Uh....
00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:01,The point is, we still g***t two freak shows,
one who can barely dance.
00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,One person of color?
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,I think you mean two.
You're f***g Algerian, bro.
00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,-Armenian, a***e.
-Oh, yeah, Armenian.
00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:14,One snowy white Ken doll
for all those good little Christian women.
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,Present.
00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,RICHIE:
What the f***k more do you need? Right?
00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,-Seize the day. ** I right?
TITO: Yeah!
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:26,I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory
of this business be getting laid off.
00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,If I'm going down, I‘m going down
in a f***g tsunami of dollar bills!
00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,-Can I get an "Amen"?
-Amen, brother!
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,Make it rain! Amen!
00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,MIKE: All right, let's cut this,
then sand it and stain it.
00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,Hey, Mike, any word
on that thing we talked about?
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,Uh....
00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:51,Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but...
00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,...itjust can't be right now.
00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,We need a couple more reliable accounts
before I can get a policy for you.
00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,All right?
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner
with yourfamily. I can do this.
00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,-No, man. It's no problem.
-Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,-Yeah?
-I g***t it. Go home.
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,Thanks, brother.
00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to
the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,[GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYING
OVER RADIO]
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,MAN [SINGING]:
I'm just a bachelor
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,Looking for a partner
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,Someone who knows how to ride
00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,Without even falling off
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,Gotta be compatible
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,Takes me to my limits
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,Girl, when I break you off
00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,I promise that you won't want to get off
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,If you're horny, let's do it
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,Ride it, my pony
00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,My saddle's waiting
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,Come and jump on it
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,If you're horny, let's do it
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,Ride it, my pony
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,My saddle's waiting
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,Come and jump on it
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,Sitting here flossing
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:36,Peeping your steelo
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,Just once if I have the chance
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,The things I will do to you....
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,[CHUCKLES]
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,KEN: Pack the pump?
RICHIE: I brought one for you too.
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,[LAUGHS]
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,-That's g***t the brace.
-You g***t the knee brace in there. Copy.
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,TITO: Ken, you g***t
that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix?
131...
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