Magic.Mike.XXL.2015.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG-en Subtitles

At 00:00:16,984, Character said: [GULLS SQUAWKING]

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At 00:00:39,406, Character said: -Yo, let's go.
-Yup.

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At 00:01:06,166, Character said: [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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At 00:01:19,880, Character said: We have g***t to get a retail space.

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At 00:01:22,082, Character said: I'm so over these contractors
nickel-and-diming our margins all day.

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At 00:01:25,519, Character said: I hear you, man.

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At 00:01:27,421, Character said: MIKE: Watch the mirror.
-Yep.

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At 00:01:35,762, Character said: MIKE:
That's it.

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At 00:01:36,964, Character said: [HORN HONKING]

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At 00:01:38,198, Character said: Come on, man.

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At 00:01:39,533, Character said: [CELL PHONE DINGS]

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At 00:01:47,074, Character said: VOICEMAIL:
Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.

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At 00:01:48,909, Character said: Found your number on Google.
Hope it's the right one.

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At 00:01:52,579, Character said: Look, I know it’s been a while...

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At 00:01:54,481, Character said: ...but since we're coming up through Tampa,
I figured you'd want to know.

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At 00:01:59,419, Character said: I g***t some real bad news about Dallas.

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At 00:02:02,990, Character said: He '5 gone, bro.

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At 00:02:31,518, Character said: [SIGHS]

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At 00:02:37,357, Character said: -Can I help you?
-Hi. I'm here for the wake.

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At 00:02:42,029, Character said: There's no wake here.

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At 00:02:43,697, Character said: [INDISTINCT YELLING]

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At 00:02:44,965, Character said: Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it.

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At 00:02:58,111, Character said: [INDISTINCT CHA'ITER]

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At 00:03:00,280, Character said: [OZZY OSBOURNE'S "CRAZY TRAIN"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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At 00:03:04,317, Character said: [WOMAN SCREAMING]

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At 00:03:05,519, Character said: MAN:
Come on, baby! Woo-hoo!

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At 00:03:08,722, Character said: [ALL CHEERING]

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At 00:03:16,063, Character said: RICHIE:
Holy s***t, what the f***k are you doing here?

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At 00:03:19,533, Character said: -You dropped your towel.
-Yeah, just go with it, baby.

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At 00:03:24,004, Character said: -Hey, fellas! Catch and release!
-No, no, no!

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At 00:03:26,973, Character said: [ALL CHEERING]

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At 00:03:36,016, Character said: TARZAN:
Nice entrance.

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At 00:03:37,884, Character said: TOBIAS:
Hey, what's with this f***g suit, bro?

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At 00:03:40,320, Character said: Well, I don't know.
Somebody told me this was a wake.

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At 00:03:43,056, Character said: A wake?

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At 00:03:44,324, Character said: Yeah, Dallas. He‘s not dead?

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At 00:03:47,527, Character said: You told him he was dead?

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At 00:03:49,696, Character said: [ALL LAUGHING]

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At 00:03:52,199, Character said: We were going to invite you, but...

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At 00:03:54,568, Character said: ...we had a couple drinks and were like,
"He's g***t the girl and the job, and...

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At 00:03:59,840, Character said: ...he's not going to come
unless we really get his attention."

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At 00:04:03,710, Character said: Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he?

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At 00:04:06,947, Character said: He f***g bailed on us. He took the Kid.

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At 00:04:10,016, Character said: Started a new show overseas.

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At 00:04:13,520, Character said: -Wow. Where?
TITO: Macaw.

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At 00:04:16,957, Character said: Macau.

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At 00:04:18,458, Character said: F***g China. Some d-bag investor offered
Dallas a whole bunch of money--

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At 00:04:22,629, Character said: Don't say his name, man.
Don't give it that power.

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At 00:04:26,099, Character said: I can say his name.
He's not f***g Voldemort.

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At 00:04:29,603, Character said: TITO: First time you backflipped off
that balcony in the middle of the night.

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At 00:04:33,206, Character said: MIKE: I was thinking about doing it again
and then I punked out.

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At 00:04:36,276, Character said: Yeah, liquid acid.
That‘II take you back to the original self.

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At 00:04:39,479, Character said: No, f***k that s***t.
I woke up under a car in the parking lot.

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At 00:04:42,716, Character said: White Shadow, meet Mikey.

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At 00:04:44,818, Character said: -Mikey Lane, White Shadow.
-Yeah, we‘ve met.

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At 00:04:47,487, Character said: I think she likes you, Mike.

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At 00:04:49,723, Character said: -Okay, okay.
-Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.

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At 00:04:54,127, Character said: Jesus f***k.

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At 00:04:55,428, Character said: You look good, Mike.
How's everything going, man?

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At 00:04:58,298, Character said: Heh. Things are good, man. Really good.
The business is crushing it.

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At 00:05:02,068, Character said: We g***t so many orders,
I don't have enough employees.

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At 00:05:04,971, Character said: Uh.... I don't know.
We're about to expand and get a retail spot.

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At 00:05:08,241, Character said: -That's nice, man.
MIKE: Yeah, dude, I'mjust...

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At 00:05:10,977, Character said: ...happy to be running
my own show for once.

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At 00:05:13,180, Character said: TITO: I bet.
TOBIAS: Feel that one.

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At 00:05:14,781, Character said: TITO: How's the old girl?
MIKE: She's good, man. Yeah, I mean...

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At 00:05:19,786, Character said: You guys still haven't told me
what the f***k y'all are doing in Tampa.

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At 00:05:24,157, Character said: Today, you are looking at it, brother.

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At 00:05:26,827, Character said: Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.

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At 00:05:29,429, Character said: But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage
to Myrtle Beach for the convention.

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At 00:05:33,200, Character said: MIKE: Oh, that's right.
TITO: One last f***g ride, baby.

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At 00:05:36,203, Character said: How's that work without Dallas?

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At 00:05:38,438, Character said: TITO:
Well, you see...

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At 00:05:41,107, Character said: ...Tobias is going to MC.

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At 00:05:43,810, Character said: [IMITATING DALLAS]
"All right, all right, all right!

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At 00:05:46,112, Character said: How y'all ladies doing here tonight?"
Heh-heh.

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At 00:05:49,115, Character said: [ALL LAUGH]

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At 00:05:50,717, Character said: That's totally going to work.
Do it just like that.

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At 00:05:53,453, Character said: RICHIE:
We g***t a couple days to perfect that. Uh....

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At 00:05:56,623, Character said: The point is, we still g***t two freak shows,
one who can barely dance.

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At 00:06:01,294, Character said: One person of color?

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At 00:06:04,030, Character said: I think you mean two.
You're f***g Algerian, bro.

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At 00:06:07,901, Character said: -Armenian, a***e.
-Oh, yeah, Armenian.

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At 00:06:10,503, Character said: One snowy white Ken doll
for all those good little Christian women.

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At 00:06:14,207, Character said: Present.

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At 00:06:15,408, Character said: RICHIE:
What the f***k more do you need? Right?

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At 00:06:18,812, Character said: -Seize the day. ** I right?
TITO: Yeah!

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At 00:06:21,882, Character said: I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory
of this business be getting laid off.

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At 00:06:27,254, Character said: If I'm going down, I‘m going down
in a f***g tsunami of dollar bills!

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At 00:06:31,057, Character said: -Can I get an "Amen"?
-Amen, brother!

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At 00:06:33,560, Character said: Make it rain! Amen!

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At 00:06:39,266, Character said: MIKE: All right, let's cut this,
then sand it and stain it.

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At 00:06:42,669, Character said: Hey, Mike, any word
on that thing we talked about?

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At 00:06:46,406, Character said: Uh....

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At 00:06:48,174, Character said: Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but...

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At 00:06:52,012, Character said: ...itjust can't be right now.

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At 00:06:54,180, Character said: We need a couple more reliable accounts
before I can get a policy for you.

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At 00:06:59,786, Character said: All right?

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At 00:07:01,087, Character said: Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner
with yourfamily. I can do this.

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At 00:07:04,291, Character said: -No, man. It's no problem.
-Come on, it's fine. Seriously.

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At 00:07:08,128, Character said: -Yeah?
-I g***t it. Go home.

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At 00:07:10,430, Character said: Thanks, brother.

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At 00:07:59,245, Character said: WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to
the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.

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At 00:08:04,818, Character said: [GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

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At 00:08:35,348, Character said: MAN [SINGING]:
I'm just a bachelor

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At 00:08:38,551, Character said: Looking for a partner

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At 00:08:41,521, Character said: Someone who knows how to ride

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At 00:08:45,291, Character said: Without even falling off

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At 00:08:48,862, Character said: Gotta be compatible

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At 00:08:52,232, Character said: Takes me to my limits

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At 00:08:55,635, Character said: Girl, when I break you off

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At 00:08:58,805, Character said: I promise that you won't want to get off

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At 00:09:01,975, Character said: If you're horny, let's do it

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At 00:09:05,745, Character said: Ride it, my pony

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At 00:09:08,648, Character said: My saddle's waiting

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At 00:09:12,585, Character said: Come and jump on it

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At 00:09:15,255, Character said: If you're horny, let's do it

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At 00:09:19,092, Character said: Ride it, my pony

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At 00:09:22,195, Character said: My saddle's waiting

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At 00:09:25,999, Character said: Come and jump on it

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At 00:09:29,235, Character said: Sitting here flossing

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At 00:09:32,772, Character said: Peeping your steelo

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At 00:09:36,176, Character said: Just once if I have the chance

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At 00:09:39,345, Character said: The things I will do to you....

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At 00:09:43,116, Character said: [CHUCKLES]

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At 00:09:49,122, Character said: [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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At 00:09:51,524, Character said: KEN: Pack the pump?
RICHIE: I brought one for you too.

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At 00:09:53,860, Character said: [LAUGHS]

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At 00:09:56,296, Character said: -That's g***t the brace.
-You g***t the knee brace in there. Copy.

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At 00:09:59,966, Character said: TITO: Ken, you g***t
that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix?

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