The Dirty South (2023) Subtitles

00:01:28,426 --> 00:01:29,Anyone from a small town

00:01:30,052 --> 00:01:31,knows about small town bullshit.

00:01:33,097 --> 00:01:36,Whatever your business,
you bet everybody knows it.

00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:39,College here makes up
half our population

00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:43,and the rest of us are
split by the river.

00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:46,There's that side,

00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,and this side,

00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:52,this side works for that side.

00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:55,And it's being the
Bible Belt and all.

00:01:57,997 --> 00:02:01,Folks around here know
me and mine as sinners.

00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,My name is Sue.

00:02:14,347 --> 00:02:16,I ain't too big on
what people think.

00:02:23,022 --> 00:02:24,But every now and then,

00:02:24,732 --> 00:02:26,that's been known to
get me into trouble.

00:02:31,155 --> 00:02:32,Q-92, good morning.

00:02:32,448 --> 00:02:33,It is that magical
time of the year

00:02:34,075 --> 00:02:35,in North Louisiana, folks.

00:02:35,576 --> 00:02:38,The 97th annual Natchitoches
Festival of Lights

00:02:38,496 --> 00:02:40,will be full swing this weekend

00:02:40,414 --> 00:02:41,down at the
Natchitoches riverfront,

00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:44,and temperatures are
expected to drop,

00:02:44,585 --> 00:02:46,so make sure you bundle
all those little ones up.

00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:49,Grab your friends, grab
your family, grab a beer,

00:02:50,216 --> 00:02:52,grab some cheer and meet
us down at the riverbank

00:02:52,426 --> 00:02:54,this Saturday at nine
o'clock for the fireworks.

00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,Hey.

00:02:56,764 --> 00:02:58,Yo, that's my wallet, brother.

00:02:58,683 --> 00:02:59,Hey, man.

00:02:59,642 --> 00:03:01,Hey a***e, come on!

00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:11,Yes, I need to report a robbery.

00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,Over here at Roger's
diner off highway one.

00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:17,Oh my God, did that just happen?

00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:19,I mean, who carries
this much money?

00:03:19,495 --> 00:03:21,Y'all see him
grope that waitress?

00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:24,♪ Oh why, my friends ♪

00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:27,♪ I just g***t to go ♪

00:03:27,336 --> 00:03:31,♪ You know all my cares
have gone out the window ♪

00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:33,Wait, no, no, no.

00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:34,All units advised,

00:03:35,261 --> 00:03:36,211 in progress.

00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,Suspect seen driving
west on Highway One

00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:40,in a blue Chevrolet Chevelle.

00:03:40,474 --> 00:03:41,Jesus, chill out.

00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:43,Copy that.

00:03:44,937 --> 00:03:49,♪ You know all my cares
have gone out the window ♪

00:03:49,942 --> 00:03:51,♪ Now, now ♪

00:03:52,111 --> 00:03:52,♪ Chow, chow ♪

00:03:53,195 --> 00:03:56,Oh S***t.

00:03:56,574 --> 00:03:58,♪ Gone out the window ♪

00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:04,Oh my God, oh my God,

00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:06,what're you doing?
♪ Out the window ♪

00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:10,I g***t this, hold on, hold on.

00:04:11,046 --> 00:04:11,Oh my God.

00:04:11,964 --> 00:04:12,Can you stop?

00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:16,- ♪ Gone out the window ♪
- Pull over!

00:04:24,059 --> 00:04:24,I g***t this.

00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:26,He's getting closer.

00:04:30,566 --> 00:04:31,S***t!

00:04:31,609 --> 00:04:33,♪ Gone out the window ♪

00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:35,♪ Gone out the window ♪

00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:37,♪ Gone out the window ♪

00:04:41,202 --> 00:04:43,Where did you learn that?

00:04:43,788 --> 00:04:45,Plenty of practice.

00:05:08,062 --> 00:05:09,D***n it, Jacob.

00:05:09,772 --> 00:05:10,No.

00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:11,Whoa.

00:05:16,529 --> 00:05:19,Jacob, just come
in and take a shower.

00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:21,You're gonna be late for school.

00:05:21,659 --> 00:05:22,Can you please stop
blowing s***t up?

00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:24,You're gonna give
me a heart attack.

00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:24,Okay.

00:05:25,287 --> 00:05:26,My bad.

00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:27,Your dad's gonna
take you to school.

00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:28,He ain't here.

00:05:29,124 --> 00:05:30,What do you mean he's not here?

00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,Heard his truck crank up
around three last night.

00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:40,Okay, I will take you to school.

00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:43,But hurry, please, I've
g***t the inspector today.

00:05:49,395 --> 00:05:50,Hey, get up.

00:05:50,938 --> 00:05:53,No, come on.

00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:55,Can I at least
get some breakfast?

00:05:55,609 --> 00:05:56,No.

00:05:56,694 --> 00:05:59,Nobody's g***t time for
that, come on, go.

00:06:07,246 --> 00:06:08,Let's see there.

00:06:08,622 --> 00:06:09,Oh, 101.6.

00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:13,Yeah, you gotta stay in bed.

00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,I've g***t Gary Parker today.

00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:17,I'll take care of Gary.

00:06:17,339 --> 00:06:18,In fact, I kind of
look forward to it.

00:06:21,385 --> 00:06:24,Well, if Sue is there-

00:06:24,305 --> 00:06:25,Don't worry, I can handle Sue.

00:06:26,098 --> 00:06:27,Just, just feel
better, all right,

00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:28,and I'll be back for lunch.

00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:18,Plan that later when I do that.

00:07:21,195 --> 00:07:23,So we just pretend
I'm Sandy Claus

00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:25,and this is our little
snowbank, uh-oh.

00:07:26,158 --> 00:07:26,We're in trouble now.

00:07:28,369 --> 00:07:29,Do you even know what today is?

00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:32,It's after yesterday,

00:07:32,331 --> 00:07:33,- before tomorrow.
- No, come on, you gotta go.

00:07:33,624 --> 00:07:34,Oh, What?

00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:35,Hey now, come on, Sue,

00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:36,- knock it off.
- Get your purse.

00:07:36,835 --> 00:07:38,- Come on.
- No.

00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:39,We've g***t the inspector today.

00:07:39,672 --> 00:07:41,- Just wait a d***n...
- Clean that s***t up!

00:07:41,382 --> 00:07:42,Wait a d***n minute, Sue.

00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,We don't have a minute
and neither do you.

00:07:45,135 --> 00:07:46,I need to get paid.

00:07:46,345 --> 00:07:48,A hooker, really, Dad?

00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:51,You were supposed to take
Jacob to school today.

00:07:52,059 --> 00:07:52,Oh, S***t.

00:07:53,268 --> 00:07:55,I'm sorry, I just, I
lost track of time.

00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,Well, there is a
clock right there.

00:07:57,731 --> 00:08:00,It said three in the morning
when I clocked out last night

00:08:00,359 --> 00:08:01,and I still g***t
here on you time-

00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:03,You just best watch
that tone in my bar.

00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,Your bar?

00:08:04,738 --> 00:08:05,You're d***n right.

00:08:05,531 --> 00:08:06,Wanna see the papers?

00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,Then act like it,
you selfish prick.

00:08:08,784 --> 00:08:10,You can't just disappear
whenever you want to.

00:08:10,995 --> 00:08:12,You have a young child at home.

00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:15,You know your back door is open.

00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,Why is the back door open?

00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:23,Mr. Roy, I was
expecting your brother.

00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:26,Oh, I didn't know Daryl
had business with you too.

00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:27,Yeah.

00:08:29,013 --> 00:08:30,How can I help you?

00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:33,Well, Jo Anne's sick today,
so I'm here on her behalf.

00:08:33,308 --> 00:08:34,Hey, how you doing, Gary?

00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:36,I'm all right, Jeb.

00:08:37,396 --> 00:08:38,What you make of it?

00:08:38,856 --> 00:08:40,You're a tough
man to track down.

00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,Yeah, I'm just chasing
that dollar, you know?

00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:45,Yeah.

00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:46,Imagine that's all
you're chasing.

00:08:48,032 --> 00:08:49,I ain't g***t no car here!

00:08:51,702 --> 00:08:53,All right, I'm gonna go.

00:08:53,954 --> 00:08:54,Yes, please.

00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:55,Probably best.

00:08:59,084 --> 00:08:59,Yeah.

00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,You know,

00:09:03,213 --> 00:09:05,speaking of best, Jeb,

00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,send mine to Jo Anne, would you?

00:09:12,056 --> 00:09:14,If you knew what
was good for you-

00:09:14,516 --> 00:09:15,Remember that
small town bullshit

00:09:15,768 --> 00:09:17,I mentioned before?

00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:20,Well, rumor has it,...