Scary Movie 3 (2003).en.bug-fixed Subtitles

At 00:00:18.195, Character said: I hate television.
Gives me headaches.

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At 00:00:21.632, Character said: There's so many magnetic
waves traveling in the airspace...

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At 00:00:24.802, Character said: because of TV and television.

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At 00:00:26.737, Character said: We're losing ten times as many
brain cells as we're supposed to.

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At 00:00:29.506, Character said: Oh, please!

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At 00:00:32.109, Character said: "The cow says blank."
Three letters.

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At 00:00:37.314, Character said: - Dude!
- "Dude"!

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At 00:00:40.551, Character said: Magnetic waves, brain cells,
don't understand the connection.

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At 00:00:45.823, Character said: You know what else heard? Magnetic
waves shrink silicone molecules.

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At 00:00:54.598, Character said: - Oh, my God! Turn it off.
- It's not working.

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At 00:00:57.167, Character said: - It's backwards!
- What to do?

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At 00:00:58.836, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:01:04.241, Character said: - That was kinda scary.
- I know something even scarier.

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At 00:01:07.444, Character said: - What?
- Have you heard about this videotape?

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At 00:01:09.379, Character said: The one where they do it on the boat?
Then in the car? And the bathtub?

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At 00:01:12.850, Character said: And he's like, "Baby, love you".
And she's like, "Where are we?"

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At 00:01:16.860, Character said: - And did you see the...
- No, not that tape.

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At 00:01:19.123, Character said: The one with all the scary images.
After you watch it, the phone rings...

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At 00:01:23.560, Character said: and this scary voice comes
on and says you are gonna die...

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At 00:01:26.830, Character said: In Seven days. I saw that
one wit Josh, last weekend.

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At 00:01:29.366, Character said: You were with Josh last weekend?

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At 00:01:31.668, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:01:35.772, Character said: Oh, yes, I was.

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At 00:01:38.475, Character said: You ho!

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At 00:01:43.800, Character said: You know it!

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At 00:01:58.128, Character said: - This is really weird.
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:01.398, Character said: Big house, only one phone.

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At 00:02:07.538, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:02:16.446, Character said: - Hello?
- I'm coming for you, my precious.

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At 00:02:21.919, Character said: - Hi, Mom.
- Hi precious. Having fun?

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At 00:02:25.956, Character said: Hey, ask her which bathroom
has the vibrating showerhead.

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At 00:02:31.295, Character said: Hello?
Hello?

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At 00:03:24.881, Character said: Katie?

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At 00:03:28.118, Character said: Katie?

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At 00:03:34.925, Character said: Katie?

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At 00:03:45.302, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:03:50.674, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:04:59.710, Character said: Tom, did you hear...
The dogs are acting strange.

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At 00:05:24.234, Character said: D***n it!

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At 00:05:26.690, Character said: Sue! What are you doing out here?

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At 00:05:30.400, Character said: - We were worried sick.
- What's wrong?

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At 00:05:43.420, Character said: I wonder what they're
trying to tell us.

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At 00:05:53.964, Character said: And now, Washington's
leading morning news program...

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At 00:05:57.968, Character said: "The Morning News".

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At 00:05:59.603, Character said: Good morning.
I'm Ross Giggins.

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At 00:06:01.405, Character said: For our top story:
we turn now...

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At 00:06:03.173, Character said: ...to Cindy Campbell.
- Thank you, Ross.

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At 00:06:05.542, Character said: There's a developing story...

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At 00:06:06.877, Character said: in Middleburg at this hour.

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At 00:06:08.111, Character said: A mysterious crop circle appeared...

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At 00:06:10.313, Character said: in local farmer Tom Logan's
cornfield.

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At 00:06:13.216, Character said: Elaborate prank or
extraterrestrial phenomenon?

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At 00:06:16.753, Character said: We'll update you as soon as
we have any further information...

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At 00:06:19.923, Character said: but either way, it's clear
something strange...

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At 00:06:22.920, Character said: is happening in that small town.

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At 00:06:24.461, Character said: - Ross.
- I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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At 00:06:28.265, Character said: Coming-up, more news after this.

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At 00:06:32.569, Character said: - Cindy, you g***t a second?
- Sure.

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At 00:06:34.204, Character said: I want you to take a look
at this big strip club exposé.

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At 00:06:37.307, Character said: - I'd rather stick with the crop circle.
- You know those things are a hoax.

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At 00:06:41.778, Character said: I sense something about that cornfield.
Women's intuition, or ESPN, or both.

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At 00:06:47.517, Character said: But I can tell when
danger's near. I just...

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At 00:06:53.623, Character said: It's sweeps month.
Rating mean everything.

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At 00:06:57.127, Character said: People want human-interest stories,
like the one you did yesterday.

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At 00:07:01.331, Character said: The report on breast augmentation?

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At 00:07:03.633, Character said: It was ten minutes of topless women.

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At 00:07:06.102, Character said: I mean, come on.

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At 00:07:09.506, Character said: Why are these so interesting?
Oh, for God's sake!

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At 00:07:13.610, Character said: People don't care about this.
They want hard-hitting stories...

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At 00:07:16.646, Character said: and in-depth coverage, and, and...

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At 00:07:18.682, Character said: And twins!

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At 00:07:40.237, Character said: You think it was the Kreisel boys
who cut that stuff into your corn?

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At 00:07:43.740, Character said: All I know is my crops are gone.

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At 00:07:46.710, Character said: The bank's gonna foreclose
if I can't pay the rent.

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At 00:07:49.579, Character said: I g***t sixty days to
come up with US$ 1,50.

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At 00:07:54.184, Character said: I'm sorry.
The last thing you needed...

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At 00:07:58.555, Character said: was more hardship in your life.
Especially after what happened to...

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At 00:08:02.926, Character said: - Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy.
- I didn't mean to upset you, Father.

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At 00:08:07.731, Character said: Please. I'm not a minister anymore.
I lost my faith that terrible night.

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At 00:08:14.871, Character said: Your fate will return, just
as sure as the sun will rise.

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At 00:08:19.409, Character said: Sounds like a long shot.

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At 00:08:20.644, Character said: Look, there's always an explanation
for all this so-called phenomenum.

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At 00:08:25.448, Character said: Maybe you're right.
It was probably just the Kreisels.

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At 00:08:28.852, Character said: When I get through with them, doubt
you'll be seeing anything strange.

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At 00:08:34.624, Character said: You'll see.

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At 00:08:38.610, Character said: You all right, Tom?
Get some rest.

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At 00:08:48.471, Character said: George!

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At 00:08:52.750, Character said: George!

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At 00:08:56.120, Character said: I need you back here tomorrow
night after you pick up Sue.

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At 00:08:59.150, Character said: - That tractor needs fixin'.
- Sorry, dog. Can't help you.

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At 00:09:02.352, Character said: - I have to get ready for my show.
- Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again.

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At 00:09:06.656, Character said: D***n it, George, when are you
gonna do something with your life?

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At 00:09:09.125, Character said: - I g***t a dream.
- What is your dream?

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At 00:09:10.660, Character said: - To have a dream.
- George, all you've done is chase...

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At 00:09:14.464, Character said: adolescent fantasies. You wanna
be an astronaut, a cowboy...

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At 00:09:18.168, Character said: gynecologist to the stars!
And now, this stupid hip hop thing!

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At 00:09:21.871, Character said: For your information, this
hip-hop thing's gonna get me paid.

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At 00:09:25.442, Character said: I'm gonna win that rap
battle tomorrow night.

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At 00:09:27.310, Character said: - Rap battle? Oh, for God's sake.
- You just hate me 'cause I'm black.

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At 00:09:32.682, Character said: You don't have any faith in me.

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At 00:09:34.551, Character said: You don't have any faith
in anything anymore.

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At 00:09:36.419, Character said: So why don't you just worry
about you, and I'll worry about...

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At 00:09:58.800, Character said: Cody!

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At 00:10:00.744, Character said: - You're late again, Aunt Cindy.
- I'm sorry, was stuck in traffic.

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At 00:10:04.981, Character said: Cindy!

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At 00:10:06.316, Character said: - Brenda, hi!
- It's great to see you!

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At 00:10:11.421, Character said: - It's been so long.
- Too long. I've been working so hard.

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At 00:10:15.725, Character said: I've had to spend more
and more time at the station.

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At 00:10:17.927, Character said: The news just keeps on coming in.

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At 00:10:20.964, Character said: - What was the assignment?
- Draw your family and friends.

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At 00:10:25.335, Character said: - So, anyone new in your life, Cindy?
- Just haven't found the right guy.

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At 00:10:30.940, Character said: I'm looking for something
more than just good s***x.

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At 00:10:33.710, Character said: - I know. You want commitment.
- No, want great s***x.

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At 00:10:37.180, Character said: - And when I meet that guy...
- That's what I'm talkin'bout!

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At 00:10:40.617, Character said: You want a guy that's like bam, bam,
bam! You know what I'm sayin'?

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At 00:10:45.355, Character said: Did I say stop drawing?

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At 00:10:48.910, Character said: Look, when I meet
Mr. Right, I'll know.

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At 00:10:51.928, Character said: - Uncle George!
- Hey, sweetie, come here.

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At 00:10:58.268, Character said: Go get your stuff, okay?

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At 00:11:01.738, Character said: - You're Tom Logan's brother.
- You're that reporter, Cindy Campbell.

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At 00:11:07.544, Character said: - You did the story on our "cop cycles".
- Crop circles.

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At 00:11:11.214, Character said: Right.

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