Chewing.Gum.s01e02.Binned.[MPup] Subtitles

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00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,I always thought white people were
bad kissers and it's not their fault,

00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,it's just that they've g***t really
small lips and they can't embrace

00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,the challenge of lips like mine.

00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,And then they try and compensate

00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,for their lack of lips with the
tongue and then the tongue ends up

00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,everywhere, just flapping about,
you get my drift?

00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,But Connor, he was good.

00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,(CLANGING)

00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,Hi. You alright?

00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,Ah!
(KISSES)

00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,Ah!
Connor!

00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,(MUTTERS) Hello.

00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,# Life ain't so great, yeah
They'll be dancing the moan

00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,# And life ain't Hollywood
for any one of us

00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,# If ever you're in doubt

00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,# Just get your wings out

00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,# Go on, darling, get your rhythm on

00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,# Somewhere else. #

00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,He ain't your boyfriend.
What's his name?

00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,Connor.
Full name.

00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,Connor grabbed my left boob.
Does he have a job?

00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,Without dropping the left boob,
he went for the right.

00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,Why does it matter if he's g***t a job?
Does Connor have a girlfriend?

00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,Yeah, me.

00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,You ain't even met his d***k yet.
Well, yeah, I have, so...

00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,What's it like?
It's big.

00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,How big?

00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,If he put it up me, yeah,
it could've come through,

00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,up, like, out my mouth, yeah,

00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,and then, like, just tied a knot
around itself and strangled itself

00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,till it was dead.

00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,That's how big...it was.

00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,Real talk.

00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,A'ight, tell me this, yeah?
Is he circumcised?

00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,What's his door number?
Er, it's...number 20...

00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,11!
11, that's what I said.

00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,You have no idea how to make
a man your boyfriend.

00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,Pall Malls, please.

00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,My son nicked all mine,
f***g wayward b***d.

00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,Er, menthol, please.

00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,Oh, sorry.

00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,Alright?
You alright, Mandy?

00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,Do you hear Karly Raven g***t pregnant
by a Somali?

00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,10 pack, please.

00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,Yeah, one of them pirate-looking
Somalians from Brick Lane -

00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,they look like pirates.

00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,Oh, er...you can't...

00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,Sorry, theft is not allowed.
Excuse me?

00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,I ain't thefted a thing.
I pay my way, I just...

00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,I just came in here asking for
a bloody packet of Pall Malls!

00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,No, it's 'cause there's cameras
now, innit?

00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,Is there?

00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,They new? Oh.

00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,Fair enough, then.

00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,Are Somalians black?

00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,I've never been too sure.

00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,I suppose there's various
different types of black.

00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,Somalis look a bit mixed race,
but, like...something went wrong.

00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,OK, see you on the estate.

00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,(DOORBELL CHIMES)

00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,What a prat.
Why is she jacking baby food?

00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,I know.

00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,You should see her son.

00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,Who is it? Who's her son?
Who's her son, tell me.

00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,Connor.

00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,Dating is never easy and can often
throw up a lot of problems...

00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,Agents of Satan,
we shan't be swayed.

00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,..promising to hook you up with
whoever you fancy

00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,whenever you fancy it.

00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,But how do you get beyond
that first date?

00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:30,What's on your mind, dear?
Er...nothing.

00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,Maybe you're pregnant.

00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,Ha! What nonsense.
Ronald is a man of God.

00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,Maybe he's not the father.
Oh, shut up!

00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,Shut down and reboot.
No, shut up!

00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,(ALL CONTINUE ARGUING)

00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,How is my future son-in-law?

00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,God strike me down now!

00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,(SHRIEKS)

00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,Yeah, yeah, he's really good.

00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,Next up - from first date
to forever.

00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,How to make the man
of your dreams...

00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,Mm, that would be Connor.
..your boyfriend.

00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,We asked three of London's most
sought-after relationship gurus.

00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,The gurus.

00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,Yeah, I'll just ask them
as well, innit?

00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,If he wants to put it in your bum
just breathe through it.

00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,Don't start panicking, saying
it hurts, 'cause he will dump you.

00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,Don't be there primarily
as a function or role.

00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:26,Ebony, Mahogany, stop it, or I'll
put you into f***g foster care!

00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,A field of conscious presence.

00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,I like that.
Eckhart Tolle.

00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,Was he in Star Wars?
No.

00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,I think Dark Knight needs his feed.

00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,Aww!
Dark Knight, is that a nickname?

00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,BOTH: No.

00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,Swallow it through the hard times.

00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,Persevere.

00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,My mother always says,

00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,those who enjoy their coffee black,
tend to love the taste of semen.

00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,Field of conscious presence

00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,and support him,

00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,impress him...be strong.

00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:06,You're fuckin' jokin'. Don't be
a jobsworth, it's just baby food.

00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:10,Uh, uh...no.
I just came for Connor.

00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,Oh, great! You can help me
take a photo.

00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,(DOG BARKS)

00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,So, is Connor home?

00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,No, no, no.

00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,Yeah, yeah. Come on,
let's just...let's just do it.

00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,Oh, it's nice to have a BFF
to do this stuff with.

00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,Yeah, yeah, definitely.

00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,Erm...I'm actually here for Connor.

00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,It feels a bit weird talking to you
about this stuff.

00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,No, don't be silly.
Come on, tell your girl.

00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,I'm, sort of, trying to move things
past casual.

00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,Nice! You'll have a task
and a half there, though.

00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,He's never had a girlfriend.
What...never?

00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,I suppose he's waiting for
the perfect one, who knows?

00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,Uploading.

00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,Thanks for this.

00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,You putting that on the internet?

00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,They say you're more likely
to get someone

00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,if they know what you look like.

00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:07,What is it, like, match.com?
Yeah, myfucksoulmate.co.uk

00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,You look nice.
You look nice.

00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,Um...

00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,Ooh. Ah...

00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,Yeah, I'll do it.

00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,Ooh, tangled.
It's fine.

00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,It's very tricky.
No, it's my, erm...

00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,I wanna be your field
of conscious presence.

00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,What do I take off first -
my bra or my skirt?

00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,Do you wanna take any of it off?
No.

00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,Well, you don't have to.
OK.

00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,Oh!
Oh, my God, are you alright?

00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,Yeah.
I'm sorry.

00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,It's fine.

00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,Aarggh!
Sorry, sorry.

00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,It's alright, it's alright.

00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,I don't know what I'm doing.

00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,What's wrong?
I don't know what I'm doing.

00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,It don't matter, I'll love it.
Just do what you want.

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