Yes Dear Worst In Show S01E23 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,420, Character said: I guess I'll have to figure something
out.

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At 00:00:02,700, Character said: All right, thanks, Mom.

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At 00:00:04,400, Character said: What?

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At 00:00:05,620, Character said: No, I don't know how to get you on the
prices right.

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At 00:00:08,880, Character said: Yeah, I know I live in Los Angeles,
but... Hey, Mom, there's no need to use

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At 00:00:12,640, Character said: kind of language.

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At 00:00:14,620, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:00:16,520, Character said: D***n. What's up?

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At 00:00:18,000, Character said: My mom's moving into an apartment.

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At 00:00:19,820, Character said: She's having trouble keeping up with the
house, you know.

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At 00:00:22,080, Character said: Mowing the lawn, shoveling the walk.
Yeah, it's kind of sad seeing our

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At 00:00:25,480, Character said: getting older and not being able to do
the things they used to.

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At 00:00:28,680, Character said: Oh, she never did any of that stuff.

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At 00:00:31,160, Character said: The guy who lives next door to her did
it for her, but... Apparently, his wife

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At 00:00:35,920, Character said: walked in on my mother paying him.

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At 00:00:42,180, Character said: Well, good. So that new hip's paying for
itself.

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At 00:00:46,920, Character said: Has she found a place yet? Yeah, but you
can't take Happy with her. Oh, no.

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At 00:00:51,380, Character said: Happy, does your mom own a clown?

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At 00:00:54,860, Character said: Happy's my dog.

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At 00:00:55,980, Character said: I love Happy. He's the friendliest dog.

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At 00:00:58,960, Character said: Yeah, he is. Every time I went over to
Jimmy's after a date, I was pushing the

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At 00:01:01,940, Character said: dog off one leg and Jimmy off the other.

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At 00:01:05,440, Character said: We used to fight over her. I swear, if
that dog could buy beer, Christine might

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At 00:01:08,920, Character said: have had three puppies by now.

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At 00:01:11,960, Character said: When we moved out here, we had to give
the dog to Jimmy's mom, you know,

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At 00:01:15,980, Character said: we didn't know where we'd end up. Yeah,
who knew you'd be nice enough to let it

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At 00:01:18,860, Character said: stay here in your lovely home in a nice
big yard right down the street from a

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At 00:01:23,540, Character said: dog park. No. What?

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At 00:01:25,310, Character said: He can't stay here. I'm allergic to
dogs. Oh, yeah. D***n.

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At 00:01:28,690, Character said: Well, let's go grab my phone book. Maybe
one of our friends back east can take

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At 00:01:31,490, Character said: him. Okay, but he's gotten so old, it
just seems unfair to just stuff him in a

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At 00:01:35,610, Character said: place with a bunch of strangers.

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At 00:01:37,190, Character said: Hey, maybe we could give him to your
grandpa.

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At 00:01:39,310, Character said: Nah, we put him in that home. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:01:48,270, Character said: Wouldn't it be fun to have a dog around?

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At 00:01:50,850, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:01:52,010, Character said: But I'm allergic.

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At 00:01:54,570, Character said: I know.

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At 00:01:55,730, Character said: But when we went to my aunt's house last
summer, you didn't seem to be that

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At 00:01:58,630, Character said: bothered by her dog.

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At 00:02:00,010, Character said: Well, you know, I was on that allergy
medicine, and I don't like to complain.

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At 00:02:06,450, Character said: Because, you know, people grow out of
allergy.

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At 00:02:09,410, Character said: Maybe you're not allergic anymore, then
happy could live here.

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At 00:02:14,590, Character said: Look, Kim, the truth is I exaggerated a
little. I'm not allergic to dogs.

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At 00:02:21,330, Character said: What? I lied. I just don't like dogs.

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At 00:02:24,980, Character said: Why would you lie?

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At 00:02:26,280, Character said: Because if you tell someone you don't
like dogs, they judge you. You become

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At 00:02:29,640, Character said: dog -hating monster.

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At 00:02:31,560, Character said: Besides, the allergy medicine gave me a
nice little buzz.

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At 00:02:35,920, Character said: One time, I talked to your aunt for an
hour and a half about brass rubbings. I

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At 00:02:39,940, Character said: swear, Kim, if I wasn't on Benadryl, I
think I'd have punched her right in the

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At 00:02:42,880, Character said: mouth.

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At 00:02:44,400, Character said: I don't believe this. What kind of
person hates...

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At 00:02:48,399, Character said: Me? And you love me, so maybe the better
question is, what kind of person loves

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At 00:02:52,140, Character said: a man who hates dogs, huh? Because
that's you.

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At 00:02:55,160, Character said: Come on, Greg. It's a great dog who
needs a home.

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At 00:02:58,420, Character said: And Sammy loves to play with dogs. Well,
yeah, Sammy loves zebras and monkeys,

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At 00:03:02,200, Character said: too. Why don't we get a bunch of them to
run around the house?

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At 00:03:04,840, Character said: Greg. Kim, I'm sorry. I don't like dogs.
I'm putting my foot down.

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At 00:03:12,800, Character said: Your what?

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At 00:03:14,000, Character said: Come on, Kim. You don't see me going out
bringing home these crazy things

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At 00:03:17,440, Character said: without your permission.

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At 00:03:18,820, Character said: I mean, we have a rule. If we don't
agree on something, we don't get it.

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At 00:03:22,740, Character said: Well, that's a pretty big rule.

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At 00:03:24,840, Character said: Did you hurt yourself the way I just
pulled it out of your a***s?

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At 00:03:33,660, Character said: Greg, that poor dog needs a home, and
we're giving him one. Well, fine.

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At 00:03:37,420, Character said: Then I'm going to get something that you
don't like. How do you like that? Like

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At 00:03:40,280, Character said: what?

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At 00:03:42,160, Character said: A go -kart.

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At 00:03:45,180, Character said: Please, you're not going to get a go
-kart. Uh -huh, that bothers you,

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At 00:03:48,100, Character said: it? I couldn't care less. I just think
you're going to look stupid.

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At 00:03:50,380, Character said: Oh, you're going to care because it's
dangerous. And when I'm riding up and

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At 00:03:53,300, Character said: the street in my new go -kart, you're
going to hit the roof so you can give up

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At 00:03:56,000, Character said: on this whole dog thing now.

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At 00:03:58,040, Character said: Guy, you don't have to call anyone.

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At 00:04:00,460, Character said: Happy can live here.

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At 00:04:01,700, Character said: All righty, here we go. Oh, my God,
that's great.

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At 00:04:04,420, Character said: Well, I thought Greg was allergic.

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At 00:04:06,100, Character said: No, I just hate dogs.

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At 00:04:07,660, Character said: What kind of man hates dogs?

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At 00:04:09,420, Character said: Don't judge me.

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At 00:04:12,810, Character said: on to buy a go -kart what kind of man
buys a go -kart i can't believe

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At 00:04:19,790, Character said: this happy's coming to live with us and
greg's buying a go -kart you

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At 00:04:26,010, Character said: know you visualize this stuff when you
go to bed at night but you never think

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At 00:04:30,030, Character said: it'll actually happen

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At 00:05:01,480, Character said: Sure, but you know, it's not all fun and
games.

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At 00:05:03,920, Character said: You know, you g***t to feed them, you g***t
to walk them, you g***t to take care of

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At 00:05:07,280, Character said: them. Growing up with a dog taught me a
lot about responsibility.

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At 00:05:10,340, Character said: Hey, Jimmy, aren't you going to be late
for work?

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At 00:05:12,420, Character said: Called in sick.

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At 00:05:13,640, Character said: My doggy's coming today.

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At 00:05:17,420, Character said: That must be him.

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At 00:05:26,730, Character said: And the winner of the Geek 500 is... I
can't believe you actually bought that.

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At 00:05:33,290, Character said: Well, believe it, baby, because I g***t a
need for speed.

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At 00:05:37,270, Character said: Ow! This d***n helmet pinched my ear.

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At 00:05:40,770, Character said: Guys, get in here!

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At 00:05:43,370, Character said: There he is!

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At 00:05:59,640, Character said: Hey, buddy.

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At 00:06:03,780, Character said: He must be adjusting to the trip.

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At 00:06:06,660, Character said: Wow, he looks older.

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At 00:06:08,700, Character said: Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure we look a
lot older to him. Well, we all don't

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At 00:06:12,560, Character said: have that crazy glazed -over look in our
eye.

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At 00:06:16,780, Character said: Look, he's probably just a little cranky
from being cooped up so long. He'll be

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At 00:06:20,020, Character said: fine. Come on, Happy, huh?

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At 00:06:21,620, Character said: You want to stretch our legs a little?
You want to play some fetch, huh?

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At 00:06:29,260, Character said: He g***t it.

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At 00:06:36,480, Character said: See what that dog did to my golf bag?

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At 00:06:41,420, Character said: No, he did the same thing to my purse.

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At 00:06:43,560, Character said: But don't worry, from now on he's going
to stay in the backyard.

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At 00:06:48,700, Character said: Great, he's barking again.

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At 00:06:50,360, Character said: Hope he saves a little something for his
four in the morning show.

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At 00:06:54,680, Character said: Is he tearing up another bush?

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At 00:06:56,560, Character said: No, he's chasing a squirrel.

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At 00:06:58,870, Character said: Stupid.

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At 00:07:00,630, Character said: Does he really think he's ever going to
catch a... Oh, no, he g***t him! He g***t

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At 00:07:04,310, Character said: him! He g***t him! Oh, no!

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At 00:07:07,190, Character said: Do

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At 00:07:07,590, Character said: you want

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At 00:07:14,490, Character said: rice or potatoes with your chicken?

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At 00:07:16,150, Character said: Kim, we have to do something about this.
We have a problem out there. Well, what

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At 00:07:19,990, Character said: exactly do you want me to do?

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At 00:07:21,710, Character said: I want you to admit it was a mistake.

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At 00:07:24,450, Character said: Okay, the dog is horrible.

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At 00:07:26,430, Character said: You were right.

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At 00:07:29,610, Character said: tearing up our yard.

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