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00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,I guess I'll have to figure something
out.

00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,All right, thanks, Mom.

00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,What?

00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,No, I don't know how to get you on the
prices right.

00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,Yeah, I know I live in Los Angeles,
but... Hey, Mom, there's no need to use

00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:13,kind of language.

00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:15,Bye.

00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,D***n. What's up?

00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,My mom's moving into an apartment.

00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,She's having trouble keeping up with the
house, you know.

00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,Mowing the lawn, shoveling the walk.
Yeah, it's kind of sad seeing our

00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,getting older and not being able to do
the things they used to.

00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,Oh, she never did any of that stuff.

00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:35,The guy who lives next door to her did
it for her, but... Apparently, his wife

00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,walked in on my mother paying him.

00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:45,Well, good. So that new hip's paying for
itself.

00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,Has she found a place yet? Yeah, but you
can't take Happy with her. Oh, no.

00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:53,Happy, does your mom own a clown?

00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:55,Happy's my dog.

00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:58,I love Happy. He's the friendliest dog.

00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,Yeah, he is. Every time I went over to
Jimmy's after a date, I was pushing the

00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,dog off one leg and Jimmy off the other.

00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,We used to fight over her. I swear, if
that dog could buy beer, Christine might

00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,have had three puppies by now.

00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:15,When we moved out here, we had to give
the dog to Jimmy's mom, you know,

00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,we didn't know where we'd end up. Yeah,
who knew you'd be nice enough to let it

00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:23,stay here in your lovely home in a nice
big yard right down the street from a

00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,dog park. No. What?

00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:28,He can't stay here. I'm allergic to
dogs. Oh, yeah. D***n.

00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:31,Well, let's go grab my phone book. Maybe
one of our friends back east can take

00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:35,him. Okay, but he's gotten so old, it
just seems unfair to just stuff him in a

00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:36,place with a bunch of strangers.

00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:38,Hey, maybe we could give him to your
grandpa.

00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:41,Nah, we put him in that home. Oh, yeah.

00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,Wouldn't it be fun to have a dog around?

00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:51,Sure.

00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:53,But I'm allergic.

00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,I know.

00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:58,But when we went to my aunt's house last
summer, you didn't seem to be that

00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,bothered by her dog.

00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:03,Well, you know, I was on that allergy
medicine, and I don't like to complain.

00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:08,Because, you know, people grow out of
allergy.

00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:12,Maybe you're not allergic anymore, then
happy could live here.

00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:20,Look, Kim, the truth is I exaggerated a
little. I'm not allergic to dogs.

00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,What? I lied. I just don't like dogs.

00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,Why would you lie?

00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,Because if you tell someone you don't
like dogs, they judge you. You become

00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,dog -hating monster.

00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,Besides, the allergy medicine gave me a
nice little buzz.

00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,One time, I talked to your aunt for an
hour and a half about brass rubbings. I

00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,swear, Kim, if I wasn't on Benadryl, I
think I'd have punched her right in the

00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,mouth.

00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,I don't believe this. What kind of
person hates...

00:02:48,399 --> 00:02:52,Me? And you love me, so maybe the better
question is, what kind of person loves

00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,a man who hates dogs, huh? Because
that's you.

00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,Come on, Greg. It's a great dog who
needs a home.

00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:02,And Sammy loves to play with dogs. Well,
yeah, Sammy loves zebras and monkeys,

00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,too. Why don't we get a bunch of them to
run around the house?

00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:09,Greg. Kim, I'm sorry. I don't like dogs.
I'm putting my foot down.

00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,Your what?

00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,Come on, Kim. You don't see me going out
bringing home these crazy things

00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,without your permission.

00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,I mean, we have a rule. If we don't
agree on something, we don't get it.

00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:24,Well, that's a pretty big rule.

00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,Did you hurt yourself the way I just
pulled it out of your a***s?

00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,Greg, that poor dog needs a home, and
we're giving him one. Well, fine.

00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,Then I'm going to get something that you
don't like. How do you like that? Like

00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,what?

00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,A go -kart.

00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:48,Please, you're not going to get a go
-kart. Uh -huh, that bothers you,

00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,it? I couldn't care less. I just think
you're going to look stupid.

00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:53,Oh, you're going to care because it's
dangerous. And when I'm riding up and

00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,the street in my new go -kart, you're
going to hit the roof so you can give up

00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,on this whole dog thing now.

00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,Guy, you don't have to call anyone.

00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,Happy can live here.

00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,All righty, here we go. Oh, my God,
that's great.

00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:05,Well, I thought Greg was allergic.

00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,No, I just hate dogs.

00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,What kind of man hates dogs?

00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,Don't judge me.

00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:19,on to buy a go -kart what kind of man
buys a go -kart i can't believe

00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:26,this happy's coming to live with us and
greg's buying a go -kart you

00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:30,know you visualize this stuff when you
go to bed at night but you never think

00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,it'll actually happen

00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,Sure, but you know, it's not all fun and
games.

00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,You know, you g***t to feed them, you g***t
to walk them, you g***t to take care of

00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,them. Growing up with a dog taught me a
lot about responsibility.

00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,Hey, Jimmy, aren't you going to be late
for work?

00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,Called in sick.

00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,My doggy's coming today.

00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,That must be him.

00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:32,And the winner of the Geek 500 is... I
can't believe you actually bought that.

00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:35,Well, believe it, baby, because I g***t a
need for speed.

00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,Ow! This d***n helmet pinched my ear.

00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:41,Guys, get in here!

00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,There he is!

00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,Hey, buddy.

00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,He must be adjusting to the trip.

00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,Wow, he looks older.

00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure we look a
lot older to him. Well, we all don't

00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,have that crazy glazed -over look in our
eye.

00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:20,Look, he's probably just a little cranky
from being cooped up so long. He'll be

00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,fine. Come on, Happy, huh?

00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,You want to stretch our legs a little?
You want to play some fetch, huh?

00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,He g***t it.

00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,See what that dog did to my golf bag?

00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,No, he did the same thing to my purse.

00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,But don't worry, from now on he's going
to stay in the backyard.

00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,Great, he's barking again.

00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,Hope he saves a little something for his
four in the morning show.

00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,Is he tearing up another bush?

00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,No, he's chasing a squirrel.

00:06:58,870 --> 00:06:59,Stupid.

00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,Does he really think he's ever going to
catch a... Oh, no, he g***t him! He g***t

00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,him! He g***t him! Oh, no!

00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:07,Do

00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:14,you want

00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,rice or potatoes with your chicken?

00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:19,Kim, we have to do something about this.
We have a problem out there. Well, what

00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,exactly do you want me to do?

00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:23,I want you to admit it was a mistake.

00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:26,Okay, the dog is horrible.

00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,You were right.

00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:30,tearing up our yard.

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