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1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,120 I guess I'll have to figure something out. 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,700 All right, thanks, Mom. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,400 What? 4 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,320 No, I don't know how to get you on the prices right. 5 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,640 Yeah, I know I live in Los Angeles, but... Hey, Mom, there's no need to use 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:13,640 kind of language. 7 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:15,620 Bye. 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,760 D***n. What's up? 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,600 My mom's moving into an apartment. 10 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,760 She's having trouble keeping up with the house, you know. 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,480 Mowing the lawn, shoveling the walk. Yeah, it's kind of sad seeing our 12 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,340 getting older and not being able to do the things they used to. 13 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,940 Oh, she never did any of that stuff. 14 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:35,920 The guy who lives next door to her did it for her, but... Apparently, his wife 15 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,020 walked in on my mother paying him. 16 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:45,080 Well, good. So that new hip's paying for itself. 17 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,600 Has she found a place yet? Yeah, but you can't take Happy with her. Oh, no. 18 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:53,180 Happy, does your mom own a clown? 19 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:55,860 Happy's my dog. 20 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:58,300 I love Happy. He's the friendliest dog. 21 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,940 Yeah, he is. Every time I went over to Jimmy's after a date, I was pushing the 22 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,480 dog off one leg and Jimmy off the other. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,920 We used to fight over her. I swear, if that dog could buy beer, Christine might 24 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,100 have had three puppies by now. 25 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:15,980 When we moved out here, we had to give the dog to Jimmy's mom, you know, 26 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,860 we didn't know where we'd end up. Yeah, who knew you'd be nice enough to let it 27 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:23,540 stay here in your lovely home in a nice big yard right down the street from a 28 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,800 dog park. No. What? 29 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:28,190 He can't stay here. I'm allergic to dogs. Oh, yeah. D***n. 30 00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:31,490 Well, let's go grab my phone book. Maybe one of our friends back east can take 31 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:35,610 him. Okay, but he's gotten so old, it just seems unfair to just stuff him in a 32 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:36,730 place with a bunch of strangers. 33 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:38,970 Hey, maybe we could give him to your grandpa. 34 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:41,130 Nah, we put him in that home. Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,110 Wouldn't it be fun to have a dog around? 36 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:51,850 Sure. 37 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:53,470 But I'm allergic. 38 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,570 I know. 39 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:58,630 But when we went to my aunt's house last summer, you didn't seem to be that 40 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,630 bothered by her dog. 41 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:03,810 Well, you know, I was on that allergy medicine, and I don't like to complain. 42 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:08,449 Because, you know, people grow out of allergy. 43 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:12,130 Maybe you're not allergic anymore, then happy could live here. 44 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:20,830 Look, Kim, the truth is I exaggerated a little. I'm not allergic to dogs. 45 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,570 What? I lied. I just don't like dogs. 46 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,000 Why would you lie? 47 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,640 Because if you tell someone you don't like dogs, they judge you. You become 48 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,660 dog -hating monster. 49 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,460 Besides, the allergy medicine gave me a nice little buzz. 50 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,940 One time, I talked to your aunt for an hour and a half about brass rubbings. I 51 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,880 swear, Kim, if I wasn't on Benadryl, I think I'd have punched her right in the 52 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,880 mouth. 53 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,560 I don't believe this. What kind of person hates... 54 00:02:48,399 --> 00:02:52,140 Me? And you love me, so maybe the better question is, what kind of person loves 55 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,840 a man who hates dogs, huh? Because that's you. 56 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,160 Come on, Greg. It's a great dog who needs a home. 57 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:02,100 And Sammy loves to play with dogs. Well, yeah, Sammy loves zebras and monkeys, 58 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,260 too. Why don't we get a bunch of them to run around the house? 59 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:09,640 Greg. Kim, I'm sorry. I don't like dogs. I'm putting my foot down. 60 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Your what? 61 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,440 Come on, Kim. You don't see me going out bringing home these crazy things 62 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,440 without your permission. 63 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,940 I mean, we have a rule. If we don't agree on something, we don't get it. 64 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:24,100 Well, that's a pretty big rule. 65 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,360 Did you hurt yourself the way I just pulled it out of your a***s? 66 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,120 Greg, that poor dog needs a home, and we're giving him one. Well, fine. 67 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,280 Then I'm going to get something that you don't like. How do you like that? Like 68 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,280 what? 69 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,160 A go -kart. 70 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:48,100 Please, you're not going to get a go -kart. Uh -huh, that bothers you, 71 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,060 it? I couldn't care less. I just think you're going to look stupid. 72 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:53,300 Oh, you're going to care because it's dangerous. And when I'm riding up and 73 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,000 the street in my new go -kart, you're going to hit the roof so you can give up 74 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,360 on this whole dog thing now. 75 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,860 Guy, you don't have to call anyone. 76 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,460 Happy can live here. 77 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,720 All righty, here we go. Oh, my God, that's great. 78 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:05,840 Well, I thought Greg was allergic. 79 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,140 No, I just hate dogs. 80 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,120 What kind of man hates dogs? 81 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,420 Don't judge me. 82 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:19,790 on to buy a go -kart what kind of man buys a go -kart i can't believe 83 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:26,010 this happy's coming to live with us and greg's buying a go -kart you 84 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:30,030 know you visualize this stuff when you go to bed at night but you never think 85 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,030 it'll actually happen 86 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,560 Sure, but you know, it's not all fun and games. 87 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,280 You know, you g***t to feed them, you g***t to walk them, you g***t to take care of 88 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,740 them. Growing up with a dog taught me a lot about responsibility. 89 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,940 Hey, Jimmy, aren't you going to be late for work? 90 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,420 Called in sick. 91 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,820 My doggy's coming today. 92 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,420 That must be him. 93 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:32,950 And the winner of the Geek 500 is... I can't believe you actually bought that. 94 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:35,590 Well, believe it, baby, because I g***t a need for speed. 95 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,770 Ow! This d***n helmet pinched my ear. 96 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:41,790 Guys, get in here! 97 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,410 There he is! 98 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,640 Hey, buddy. 99 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,800 He must be adjusting to the trip. 100 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,340 Wow, he looks older. 101 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,560 Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure we look a lot older to him. Well, we all don't 102 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,020 have that crazy glazed -over look in our eye. 103 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:20,020 Look, he's probably just a little cranky from being cooped up so long. He'll be 104 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,380 fine. Come on, Happy, huh? 105 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,540 You want to stretch our legs a little? You want to play some fetch, huh? 106 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,260 He g***t it. 107 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,880 See what that dog did to my golf bag? 108 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,160 No, he did the same thing to my purse. 109 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,000 But don't worry, from now on he's going to stay in the backyard. 110 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,000 Great, he's barking again. 111 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,240 Hope he saves a little something for his four in the morning show. 112 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,320 Is he tearing up another bush? 113 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,880 No, he's chasing a squirrel. 114 00:06:58,870 --> 00:06:59,870 Stupid. 115 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,310 Does he really think he's ever going to catch a... Oh, no, he g***t him! He g***t 116 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,950 him! He g***t him! Oh, no! 117 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:07,590 Do 118 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:14,490 you want 119 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,870 rice or potatoes with your chicken? 120 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:19,990 Kim, we have to do something about this. We have a problem out there. Well, what 121 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,210 exactly do you want me to do? 122 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:23,670 I want you to admit it was a mistake. 123 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:26,010 Okay, the dog is horrible. 124 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,430 You were right. 125 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:30,610 tearing up our yard. 126 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:34,350...