Disjointed - 01x08 - Pyongyang Green.STRiFE.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com Subtitles

At 00:00:01,314, Character said: Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www. addic7ed .com

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At 00:00:09,376, Character said: [narrator] You've laughed with them.

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At 00:00:12,145, Character said: You've cried with them.

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At 00:00:16,049, Character said: They've been part of your family
for over two hours.

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At 00:00:19,386, Character said: But now...
on a shocking episode of Disjointed...

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At 00:00:24,391, Character said: [narrator reads on-screen text]

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At 00:00:28,228, Character said: And it's Jake from episode four.

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At 00:00:41,308, Character said: No!

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At 00:00:43,171, Character said: [man] Oh, he's dead.

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At 00:00:44,311, Character said: [lively jazz music playing]

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At 00:00:51,318, Character said: ♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪

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At 00:00:54,221, Character said: ♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪

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At 00:00:56,590, Character said: ♪ But he banged his head
And now he's dead ♪

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At 00:00:59,393, Character said: ♪ Jake is dead now ♪

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At 00:01:01,061, Character said: ♪ He g***t high, far too high ♪

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At 00:01:03,497, Character said: ♪ He sailed into the sky ♪

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At 00:01:06,233, Character said: ♪ He parasailed and epic-failed ♪

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At 00:01:09,169, Character said: ♪ Jake is dead now ♪

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At 00:01:10,571, Character said: ♪ He was feeling one with the universe
And made a mighty blunder ♪

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At 00:01:15,842, Character said: ♪ A hundred feet above the earth
But now he's six feet under ♪

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At 00:01:20,547, Character said: ♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪

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At 00:01:23,283, Character said: ♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪

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At 00:01:25,619, Character said: ♪ He banged his head
And now he's dead ♪

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At 00:01:28,522, Character said: ♪ Jake is dead now ♪

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At 00:01:33,311, Character said: Poor Jake Bone.

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At 00:01:34,528, Character said: Parasailed straight into the Ferris wheel
at the Santa Monica Pier.

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At 00:01:37,764, Character said: Ugh. That's so horrible.

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At 00:01:40,420, Character said: - [Jake splats]
- Oh!

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At 00:01:41,501, Character said: Yeah. There's video of the moment he hit.

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At 00:01:43,804, Character said: Send it to me.

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At 00:01:47,808, Character said: - Hey, Ruth?
- [Ruth] Mm-hm?

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At 00:01:48,875, Character said: Can I talk to you
for a few minutes later?

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At 00:01:51,144, Character said: Oh, God. You're not quitting, are you?
I can change.

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At 00:01:54,247, Character said: I'll stop stealing Skittles
from your desk.

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At 00:01:56,450, Character said: It's just that I get so high.

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At 00:02:00,220, Character said: No, it's not that.

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At 00:02:01,321, Character said: I, uh, just need some advice
about something personal.

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At 00:02:03,857, Character said: Of course, Carter.

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At 00:02:05,258, Character said: Helping people is my favorite part
of the job.

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At 00:02:08,662, Character said: Wait, wait. Second favorite.

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At 00:02:11,264, Character said: I'm always here for all you guys.

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At 00:02:14,201, Character said: And I'm here for my patients, too.

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At 00:02:15,736, Character said: Medically, of course,
but also spiritually.

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At 00:02:18,238, Character said: - Uh-oh. Here comes Goddess Ruth.
- If I could do something

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At 00:02:21,174, Character said: about the parking, my people,

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At 00:02:22,542, Character said: I absolutely would.

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At 00:02:25,846, Character said: Duck Dynasty,
it's about to be your lucky day.

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At 00:02:30,250, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:02:31,518, Character said: Free joints for everybody.

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At 00:02:33,620, Character said: [customers cheer]

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At 00:02:47,300, Character said: Oh, great.

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At 00:02:48,335, Character said: Hey, Pete, quick, how do I look?

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At 00:02:49,836, Character said: - Through your eyes.
- Fantastic.

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At 00:02:53,540, Character said: - Hello.
- Hi.

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At 00:02:55,575, Character said: - [chuckles] You made it.
- So, this is the place, huh?

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At 00:02:58,412, Character said: [Travis] Uh-huh.

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At 00:03:00,247, Character said: My little cannabis kingdom.
Come on in. I'll show you around.

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At 00:03:03,683, Character said: This is my boy, Carter.

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At 00:03:04,785, Character said: I'm not your boy, never have been.

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At 00:03:09,389, Character said: - [laughs]
- Carter, this is, uh... This is Tina.

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At 00:03:12,526, Character said: - Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

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At 00:03:16,296, Character said: Wow, Travis, you dying?

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At 00:03:19,566, Character said: Is she your Make-A-Wish?

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At 00:03:20,734, Character said: [Tina & Travis laughing]

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At 00:03:23,303, Character said: Oh, he's kidding.

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At 00:03:24,337, Character said: - No, I'm not.
- Moving on.

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At 00:03:28,675, Character said: - So, you own this place?
- Yes.

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At 00:03:30,844, Character said: Well, no, I run it.

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At 00:03:32,646, Character said: Technically, someone else owns it.

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At 00:03:34,414, Character said: That would be Ruth?

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At 00:03:35,382, Character said: Yeah. She's my mom.
I'd introduce you, but...

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At 00:03:37,884, Character said: then you'd meet her. [clears throat]

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At 00:03:41,555, Character said: Anyways, this is Pete, that's Jenny.
They work for me.

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At 00:03:46,893, Character said: You know? But I treat them like equals.

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At 00:03:50,497, Character said: I'm impressed.
You've really g***t your s***t together.

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At 00:03:53,233, Character said: Oh, there's plenty more s***t
where that came from.

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At 00:03:56,670, Character said: I ** full of s***t. [chuckling]

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At 00:04:00,407, Character said: Oh, and this is Olivia.

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At 00:04:01,541, Character said: Olivia, I'd like you to meet Tina,
my girlfriend.

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At 00:04:04,691, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:05,812, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi!

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At 00:04:07,881, Character said: I love your shirt.

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At 00:04:09,249, Character said: Thanks. It's...

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At 00:04:10,851, Character said: It's mine.

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At 00:04:15,288, Character said: Anyway... I just stopped by to say hey.

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At 00:04:17,824, Character said: - I should really get to work.
- Oh, of course.

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At 00:04:19,693, Character said: - Tina's a makeup artist.
- Oh.

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At 00:04:21,328, Character said: She gives free makeovers
to homeless women

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At 00:04:23,797, Character said: to prepare them for job interviews.

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At 00:04:25,799, Character said: Cool, heh.

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At 00:04:29,336, Character said: I sell drugs to people.

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At 00:04:38,678, Character said: Awkward. [chuckles]

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At 00:04:40,647, Character said: She was into me a while back.
I had to shut that s***t down hard.

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At 00:04:46,887, Character said: So... we still on for tonight?

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At 00:04:48,922, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:51,725, Character said: All right. I'll give you a call.

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At 00:04:56,329, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:04:59,185, Character said: Woohoo!

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At 00:05:00,242, Character said: ♪ You already know ♪

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At 00:05:01,301, Character said: ♪ I g***t fire, g***t oil ♪

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At 00:05:02,536, Character said: ♪ G***t wax, g***t shatter ♪

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At 00:05:03,770, Character said: ♪ I g***t a blond on her back screaming ♪

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At 00:05:05,438, Character said: [woman] ♪ Black lives matter ♪

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At 00:05:06,740, Character said: ♪ G***t weed
G***t stacks ♪

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At 00:05:07,974, Character said: ♪ G***t ice
G***t drive ♪

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At 00:05:09,743, Character said: ♪ G***t Becky from a Becky ♪

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At 00:05:10,844, Character said: ♪ On the 405 ♪

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At 00:05:12,712, Character said: [chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:15,348, Character said: ♪ White girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:17,984, Character said: ♪ All a brother need ♪

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At 00:05:20,954, Character said: ♪ Is white girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:22,522, Character said: ♪ Huh, I g***t that pot ♪

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At 00:05:24,090, Character said: ♪ G***t bottles
G***t two degrees ♪

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At 00:05:25,992, Character said: ♪ I g***t your wife and your daughter
Both on their knees ♪

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At 00:05:28,862, Character said: ♪ G***t trees
G***t swag ♪

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At 00:05:30,497, Character said: ♪ G***t models and a mic ♪

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At 00:05:31,731, Character said: ♪ G***t a bitch named Tina ♪

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At 00:05:33,366, Character said: ♪ That I'm lovin' like Ike ♪

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At 00:05:35,101, Character said: [chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:37,671, Character said: ♪ White girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:40,373, Character said: ♪ White girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:43,109, Character said: ♪ All a brother need ♪

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At 00:05:45,512, Character said: ♪ Is white girls and weed ♪

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At 00:05:47,914, Character said: 'Cause it's a rap song.

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At 00:05:50,717, Character said: I rap.

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At 00:05:52,619, Character said: King of the trap music, y'all.

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At 00:05:55,422, Character said: [Travis barks]

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At 00:06:01,528, Character said: Hey, Travis, we're low on Blue Dream.

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At 00:06:03,363, Character said: Don't f***k with me, girl.
You know we rolling in that s***t.

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At 00:06:13,807, Character said: I'll just check the storeroom.

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At 00:06:30,490, Character said: [knocking on door]

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At 00:06:32,559, Character said: Hey, Ruth?

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At 00:06:33,627, Character said: Oh, hey, Carter.

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At 00:06:37,430, Character said: - You see that girl Travis brought?
- Yes. I saw her on the monitor.

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At 00:06:40,667, Character said: - So, what'd you think?
- Permission to speak freely?

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At 00:06:44,638, Character said: I mean, d***n.

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At 00:06:47,741, Character said: Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi,

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At 00:06:50,477, Character said: but then I thought, why bother? I mean,

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At 00:06:52,545, Character said: - she's way too hot for him. Yeah.
- She's way too hot for him. Yeah.

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At 00:06:55,749, Character said: Whew! [chuckles]

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At 00:06:57,717, Character said: So, what's on your...