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00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,[narrator] You've laughed with them.

00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,You've cried with them.

00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,They've been part of your family
for over two hours.

00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:23,But now...
on a shocking episode of Disjointed...

00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,[narrator reads on-screen text]

00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,And it's Jake from episode four.

00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,No!

00:00:43,171 --> 00:00:44,[man] Oh, he's dead.

00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,[lively jazz music playing]

00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪

00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪

00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,♪ But he banged his head
And now he's dead ♪

00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,♪ Jake is dead now ♪

00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,♪ He g***t high, far too high ♪

00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,♪ He sailed into the sky ♪

00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,♪ He parasailed and epic-failed ♪

00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:10,♪ Jake is dead now ♪

00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:15,♪ He was feeling one with the universe
And made a mighty blunder ♪

00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:20,♪ A hundred feet above the earth
But now he's six feet under ♪

00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪

00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪

00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,♪ He banged his head
And now he's dead ♪

00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,♪ Jake is dead now ♪

00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:34,Poor Jake Bone.

00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:37,Parasailed straight into the Ferris wheel
at the Santa Monica Pier.

00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,Ugh. That's so horrible.

00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:41,- [Jake splats]
- Oh!

00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,Yeah. There's video of the moment he hit.

00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:44,Send it to me.

00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,- Hey, Ruth?
- [Ruth] Mm-hm?

00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,Can I talk to you
for a few minutes later?

00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,Oh, God. You're not quitting, are you?
I can change.

00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,I'll stop stealing Skittles
from your desk.

00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,It's just that I get so high.

00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,No, it's not that.

00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,I, uh, just need some advice
about something personal.

00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,Of course, Carter.

00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,Helping people is my favorite part
of the job.

00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,Wait, wait. Second favorite.

00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,I'm always here for all you guys.

00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,And I'm here for my patients, too.

00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,Medically, of course,
but also spiritually.

00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,- Uh-oh. Here comes Goddess Ruth.
- If I could do something

00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,about the parking, my people,

00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,I absolutely would.

00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,Duck Dynasty,
it's about to be your lucky day.

00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,What the f***k?

00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,Free joints for everybody.

00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,[customers cheer]

00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,Oh, great.

00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,Hey, Pete, quick, how do I look?

00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,- Through your eyes.
- Fantastic.

00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,- Hello.
- Hi.

00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,- [chuckles] You made it.
- So, this is the place, huh?

00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,[Travis] Uh-huh.

00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:03,My little cannabis kingdom.
Come on in. I'll show you around.

00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,This is my boy, Carter.

00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,I'm not your boy, never have been.

00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,- [laughs]
- Carter, this is, uh... This is Tina.

00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,Wow, Travis, you dying?

00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:20,Is she your Make-A-Wish?

00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,[Tina & Travis laughing]

00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,Oh, he's kidding.

00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,- No, I'm not.
- Moving on.

00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,- So, you own this place?
- Yes.

00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,Well, no, I run it.

00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,Technically, someone else owns it.

00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,That would be Ruth?

00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,Yeah. She's my mom.
I'd introduce you, but...

00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,then you'd meet her. [clears throat]

00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,Anyways, this is Pete, that's Jenny.
They work for me.

00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,You know? But I treat them like equals.

00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,I'm impressed.
You've really g***t your s***t together.

00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,Oh, there's plenty more s***t
where that came from.

00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,I ** full of s***t. [chuckling]

00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,Oh, and this is Olivia.

00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,Olivia, I'd like you to meet Tina,
my girlfriend.

00:04:04,691 --> 00:04:05,Oh.

00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,- Hi.
- Hi!

00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,I love your shirt.

00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,Thanks. It's...

00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:11,It's mine.

00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,Anyway... I just stopped by to say hey.

00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,- I should really get to work.
- Oh, of course.

00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,- Tina's a makeup artist.
- Oh.

00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,She gives free makeovers
to homeless women

00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,to prepare them for job interviews.

00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,Cool, heh.

00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,I sell drugs to people.

00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,Awkward. [chuckles]

00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,She was into me a while back.
I had to shut that s***t down hard.

00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,So... we still on for tonight?

00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:49,Oh, yeah.

00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,All right. I'll give you a call.

00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,Bye.

00:04:59,185 --> 00:05:00,Woohoo!

00:05:00,242 --> 00:05:01,♪ You already know ♪

00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,♪ I g***t fire, g***t oil ♪

00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,♪ G***t wax, g***t shatter ♪

00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,♪ I g***t a blond on her back screaming ♪

00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,[woman] ♪ Black lives matter ♪

00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,♪ G***t weed
G***t stacks ♪

00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,♪ G***t ice
G***t drive ♪

00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,♪ G***t Becky from a Becky ♪

00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,♪ On the 405 ♪

00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,[chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪

00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,♪ White girls and weed ♪

00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,♪ All a brother need ♪

00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,♪ Is white girls and weed ♪

00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,♪ Huh, I g***t that pot ♪

00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,♪ G***t bottles
G***t two degrees ♪

00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,♪ I g***t your wife and your daughter
Both on their knees ♪

00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,♪ G***t trees
G***t swag ♪

00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,♪ G***t models and a mic ♪

00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,♪ G***t a bitch named Tina ♪

00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,♪ That I'm lovin' like Ike ♪

00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,[chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪

00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,♪ White girls and weed ♪

00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,♪ White girls and weed ♪

00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,♪ All a brother need ♪

00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,♪ Is white girls and weed ♪

00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,'Cause it's a rap song.

00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:51,I rap.

00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,King of the trap music, y'all.

00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,[Travis barks]

00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,Hey, Travis, we're low on Blue Dream.

00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,Don't f***k with me, girl.
You know we rolling in that s***t.

00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,I'll just check the storeroom.

00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:31,[knocking on door]

00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,Hey, Ruth?

00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,Oh, hey, Carter.

00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,- You see that girl Travis brought?
- Yes. I saw her on the monitor.

00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,- So, what'd you think?
- Permission to speak freely?

00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,I mean, d***n.

00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi,

00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,but then I thought, why bother? I mean,

00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,- she's way too hot for him. Yeah.
- She's way too hot for him. Yeah.

00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,Whew! [chuckles]

00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,So, what's on your...