The Spiderwick Chronicles (2024) - S01E04 - Tastes Like Chicken.ro Subtitles

00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,Do you know what
Arthur Spiderwick was doing?

00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,-He was like the boogeyman.
-Please tell me

00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,that that was
Lemondrop and Jeffrey.

00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,I told you that there's
something in this house with us.

00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,I know we can catch it.

00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,What's your beef
with me, Dr. Brauer?

00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,Psychiatric patients won't
lower the property values.

00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,Well, until
something bad happens.

00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,Then maybe the state will
finally take our proposal

00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,to shut down
the Meskwaki Hospital seriously.

00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,Mallory came back.

00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,But like you said,
she lacks her aunt's passion.

00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,Keep her on a string
and be brutal.

00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,We must be ready
for the coming fight.

00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,I have to enter
this competition.

00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,Bree and Valentina

00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,have some secret plan to use me

00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,so Bree can win this tournament.

00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,Find the pages,

00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,put Spiderwick's
Field Guide back together.

00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,You found a Field Guide page?

00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,I ** so proud of you.

00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,Mulgarath.

00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,Heh. It's go time.

00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,Impact.

00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,Okay.

00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,Hate stairs.

00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,Oh, hey.

00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,Jared. Simon.

00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,Oh, so nice to finally meet you.

00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,I was not gonna

00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,stab you with these scissors.

00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,No, these are just for, uh,

00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,trimming loose
comforter threads.

00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,You're welcome.

00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,You're gonna tell us
how to stop Mulgarath,

00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,and put Spiderwick's
Field Guide back together,

00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,you annoying piece of...

00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,This is one sad sight.

00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:21,The shuddersome ogre Mulgarath
doing paperwork.

00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,We have to keep up appearances

00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,now that Jared Grace
knows the truth.

00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,Foiled by an errant cruller.

00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,It was an oatmeal raisin
molasses cookie.

00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,It was a mistake.

00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,Here, you want to help me? Okay?

00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:39,Find Samuel Fackelmayer's
5-40 patient intake form, okay?

00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,You need to eat
something substantial.

00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:43,What?

00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,Healthy, non-GMO organic human.

00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,Who's that?

00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,We have a guest.

00:02:58,387 --> 00:02:59,Hey.

00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,-Stacy, good morning.
-Mm.

00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,No, bad morning.

00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,My baby Rhode Island Red,
Cordelia,

00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,hasn't laid an egg in days.

00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,She won't wake up.

00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,Whatever you planted
in your yard,

00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,it's poisoning everything.

00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,I'm mulching.

00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,-Oh, you're mulching?
-Mm-hmm.

00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,Jennifer Miller said
her prized pluots

00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,have all withered on the tree.

00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,Jennifer Miller buys her pluots

00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,at Nielsen's
and lies about them.

00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,Oh, my God.

00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,I notified waste management,

00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,Homeowners' Association
President Tanner Kent

00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,and local news personality
Chip Williams.

00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,He's a dear friend. We play
pickleball every Tuesday.

00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,He g***t an earful
in the kitchen this week.

00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,Look, I'm going
to take care of it.

00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,Thank you so much
for letting me know,

00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,and I-I deeply regret

00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,any discomfort that dear
Cordelia has gone through,

00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,but right now, I-I really
must get back to work.

00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,I know we've had our neighborly
squabbles of late,

00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,but I do appreciate your effort.

00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,I really do.

00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,And I promise you,

00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,I... I did not do that
to your front door.

00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,This neighborhood
used to have values.

00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,Don't feel your feelings.

00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,Eat them.

00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,What are you doing out here?

00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,I asked you first.

00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,You go.

00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,You look like
you're making a $30 brunch

00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,at a hipster coffee shop.

00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,Yeah, okay. Well, I think
that Thimbletack is a frugivore.

00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,They eat berries,
morels and thistle.

00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,I don't know,
it's weird though, 'cause...

00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,the leaves
are falling super early.

00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,The flowers are dying, too.

00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,Stop being so nice
to that thing.

00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,It killed your mice.

00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,It broke my arm.

00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,It was about to stab me
with scissors.

00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,If you lost your best friend,
you'd be upset, too.

00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,Show some compassion.

00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,Okay? Mulgarath killed Lucinda.

00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,Yeah, and I left
a little warning

00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,so everyone can know
what Dr. Brauer really is.

00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,No, Jared, if you poke a bear,
it'll b***e your whole head off.

00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:50,Who's blowing up your phone?

00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,It's Calliope.
She wants to talk.

00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,Don't be such a simp, dude.

00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,I don't know.
I mean, she seems nice.

00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,You can't trust these creatures.

00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,We need Thimbletack
to help us stop Mulgarath,

00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,find the pages
and save everyone.

00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,He's not a d***n pet.

00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,He's a prisoner.

00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,You two g***t up
early this morning.

00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,Oh, Jared,
Dr. Brauer called for you.

00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,Anything I ought to know about?

00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,Yeah, he's an ogre.

00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,You say that
about every therapist.

00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,You called Dr. Malone
an Amuse Douche.

00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,Mm-hmm.

00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,And Dr. Peyton
an Amuse Douche Two, The Sequel.

00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,-Yes.
-Mm.

00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,Mom, my registration

00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,for the Firefly
Fencing Invitational,

00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,it's-it's not online yet.

00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,I don't control
the Internet, sweetie.

00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,Okay, but the deadline is today,

00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,and if I'm not registered,
I can't kick Bree's a***s.

00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,Try and remember it's a game.

00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,That's what parents say
to kids who aren't very good.

00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,-Hey.
-You know, you can have
two broken arms.

00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,I'll resubmit the forms again.

00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,Okay, because
if I win this meet,

00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,Valentina will have to train me
and then I'll be back on track.

00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,College. Olympics. Paris.

00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,Wow, you just can't wait
to get away from us, huh?

00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,No, Jared.

00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,Just you.

00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,Try to remember why you started
fencing in the first place.

00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,Yeah, I know. Lucinda's story
about Long-Worm,...