Its Garry Shandlings Mr Sparks S02E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:23,130, Character said: I... I... Thanks. Well, welcome to the

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At 00:00:29,870, Character said: show. And there's not much of a
monologue tonight because...

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At 00:00:34,430, Character said: I'm actually really excited.

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At 00:00:36,090, Character said: Well, I know you're disappointed. I've
never seen such a disappointed reaction.

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At 00:00:40,090, Character said: It slid right by you.

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At 00:00:42,770, Character said: Monologue? Not do a monologue? Oh,
honey, let's get out of here.

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At 00:00:46,810, Character said: I'm actually excited because I g***t a new
stereo VCR.

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At 00:00:51,690, Character said: Well,

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At 00:00:53,230, Character said: you're laughing at the wrong places.

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At 00:00:57,470, Character said: It's just a video recorder. I g***t this
stereo TV because I love...

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At 00:01:01,480, Character said: Stereo television. I mean, isn't it the
best, really?

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At 00:01:05,360, Character said: Yeah, it's... You never do really say,
it's not in stereo, why waste our time,

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At 00:01:10,840, Character said: do you?

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At 00:01:11,700, Character said: But I like watching Password in stereo,
because it's like, Betty White sounds

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At 00:01:16,320, Character said: like she's over here, and, you know,
Jamie Farr sounds like he's way over

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At 00:01:22,140, Character said: Bert Convy comes right out of both
speakers, right at you.

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At 00:01:26,080, Character said: And so then this way, I can now tape my
stereo programs and play them later at

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At 00:01:31,040, Character said: parties, because I have a lot of
really... Okay.

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At 00:01:35,640, Character said: I really don't have any. I don't like
parties, if the truth be known. It's

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At 00:01:39,320, Character said: really to the point now, if I'm not
invited, I don't even go.

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At 00:01:43,880, Character said: So, the deal is, this is my place.

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At 00:01:50,020, Character said: And, you know, Grant is...

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At 00:01:54,160, Character said: This is a wonderful angle I have on
Grant. You know, little Grant is helping

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At 00:01:59,560, Character said: install the video recorder because he's
really an electronics whiz. And so then

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At 00:02:05,380, Character said: I promised him as a reward for helping
me install this that I would take him

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At 00:02:09,440, Character said: anywhere he wants to go on Saturday, in
the car. You know, he loves going in the

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At 00:02:12,980, Character said: car. I crack the window down a little
and he sticks his head out.

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At 00:02:16,980, Character said: And the wind hits him in the face and,
you know, it's adorable.

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At 00:02:20,680, Character said: He thinks he's people, really.

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At 00:02:26,500, Character said: So, uh, now how much longer is this
gonna take, Grant? Oh, cool your jets,

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At 00:02:30,380, Character said: Gary. It'll be ready when it's ready.

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At 00:02:35,020, Character said: Sure he's g***t a hot temper.

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At 00:02:37,600, Character said: You know, I hope he uses his genius for
good, not evil.

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At 00:02:46,440, Character said: Uncle Gary, do you have any coaxial
crimpers?

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At 00:02:48,960, Character said: Oh, you know, I g***t some. I g***t a lot of
crimpers next to my bed.

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At 00:02:52,780, Character said: But I don't think any of them are
coaxial. It's g***t to be coaxial. It's

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At 00:02:58,020, Character said: be coaxial. Okay, well, you know what
I'll do? I'll go over to Solomon's

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At 00:03:01,420, Character said: Hardware Store and pick some up. Okay,
okay. It's about a two -minute walk from

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At 00:03:05,360, Character said: here.

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At 00:03:06,650, Character said: I hate to leave you hanging for two
minutes right in the middle of the show.

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At 00:03:10,050, Character said: Well, you know what? We can run the
opening theme. That's 41 seconds.

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At 00:03:14,150, Character said: And I'll run instead of walk, and I'll
be back in 41 seconds.

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At 00:03:18,390, Character said: So you won't be alone, okay?

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At 00:03:20,290, Character said: You time me. Ready, set, go.

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At 00:03:26,990, Character said: This is the theme to Gary's show.

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At 00:03:29,150, Character said: The theme to Gary's show.

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At 00:03:30,990, Character said: Gary called me up and asked if I would
write his theme song.

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At 00:03:35,180, Character said: I'm almost halfway finished. How do you
like it so far? How do you like the

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At 00:03:39,460, Character said: theme to Gary's show?

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At 00:03:41,940, Character said: This is the theme to Gary's show, the
opening theme to Gary's show. This is

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At 00:03:46,480, Character said: music that you hear as you watch the
credits.

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At 00:03:49,820, Character said: We're almost in the part of where I
start to whistle. Then we'll watch this

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At 00:03:54,820, Character said: Shandling show.

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At 00:03:59,640, Character said: This was the theme to Gary Shandling's
show.

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At 00:04:22,890, Character said: How close was I?

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At 00:04:25,230, Character said: I'm really sorry that took me a little
longer than the opening theme.

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At 00:04:29,370, Character said: Solomon's was out of crimpers and I had
to run down to the downtown store.

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At 00:04:36,370, Character said: How's it going, Grant?

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At 00:04:37,490, Character said: Oh, all right. Why?

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At 00:04:40,630, Character said: Why are you posing like you're in GQ?

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At 00:04:44,350, Character said: Oh, I don't know.

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At 00:04:46,520, Character said: I guess I'm just a cool guy.

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At 00:04:48,060, Character said: Would it have anything to do with the
fact that there's a hole in the wall?

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At 00:04:51,060, Character said: There's a beautiful, huge hole in the
wall, Grant. Look, I'm sorry.

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At 00:04:55,880, Character said: I just, I guess I yanked the cable too
hard.

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At 00:04:58,880, Character said: Oh, yeah, Grant always forgets about his
superhuman strength.

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At 00:05:04,820, Character said: You know, one time he actually sat in a
chair and it broke.

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At 00:05:09,960, Character said: Grant, it goes all the way through.

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At 00:05:13,100, Character said: To the next apartment.

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At 00:05:16,000, Character said: Hey, Mr.

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At 00:05:18,380, Character said: Sparks.

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At 00:05:19,440, Character said: Hey, I'm Gary Shandling, your next -door
neighbor.

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At 00:05:23,020, Character said: What is this hole doing here?

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At 00:05:25,680, Character said: Well, I'll come right over and explain
it to you. No, you won't.

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At 00:05:29,140, Character said: I don't want you to break anything in
here. I'll come over there.

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At 00:05:33,040, Character said: Right -o.

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At 00:05:34,240, Character said: Well, all right. This will be good.

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At 00:05:36,080, Character said: Oh, boy, what a crotchety old coot.

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At 00:05:39,380, Character said: Hey, come on, Grant. That's no way to
talk to older people, you know? They're

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At 00:05:42,280, Character said: very wise and they have a lot to offer.

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At 00:05:47,400, Character said: Who do you think that is?

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At 00:05:52,040, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:05:53,820, Character said: Mr. Sparks, really, it's good to see
you. You know, it's funny that this

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At 00:05:58,280, Character said: had to happen for us to really get to
know each other, isn't it? This is

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At 00:06:01,620, Character said: a godsend. I already know who you are.

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At 00:06:05,450, Character said: I hear you talking to yourself all the
time.

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At 00:06:08,410, Character said: Your car is always parked over the line
in my parking space.

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At 00:06:11,930, Character said: And I know that you steal the comics out
of my paper every Sunday.

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At 00:06:16,010, Character said: You know, Mary Worth isn't in the
recycler.

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At 00:06:19,250, Character said: So... Okay.

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At 00:06:22,370, Character said: Now, what the hell happened to my wall?

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At 00:06:24,270, Character said: Okay. Well, it's really nothing. You
know, and I was putting in this VCR.

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At 00:06:30,270, Character said: you know, the walls are very thin to
begin with in the apartment.

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At 00:06:33,430, Character said: So...

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At 00:06:35,050, Character said: Okay, well, he did it. He did it.

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At 00:06:37,210, Character said: I can't believe it myself, Mr. Sparks. I
was out at the hardware store, and I

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At 00:06:40,470, Character said: came back. What did you do? What did you
do?

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At 00:06:45,330, Character said: Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Sparks. I was just
hooking up Uncle Gary's stereo VCR for

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At 00:06:50,210, Character said: him, and I yanked the cable, and I
didn't know... Wait, wait, wait, wait,

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At 00:06:53,530, Character said: wait. Wait a minute here.

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At 00:06:56,390, Character said: He was doing your work, and you're
blaming him?

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At 00:06:59,430, Character said: Well, yeah. Can you believe it?

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At 00:07:03,630, Character said: Chandling, you're a bigger a***s than I
thought.

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At 00:07:05,870, Character said: Oh, yeah, Mr.

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At 00:07:07,050, Character said: Sparks. All right.

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At 00:07:09,570, Character said: You know, Grant, why don't you just run
along and I'll see you Saturday, okay?

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At 00:07:13,350, Character said: Okay. Yeah.

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At 00:07:14,310, Character said: I want to talk to Mr. Sparks. It was
nice meeting you, Mr. Sparks. Mm -hmm.

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At 00:07:18,770, Character said: Bye. See you again. You know, Mr.

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At 00:07:21,250, Character said: Sparks, look,

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At 00:07:22,810, Character said: I can take care of the whole. I know
you're a little upset about it, but all

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At 00:07:26,170, Character said: right, look.

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At 00:07:28,290, Character said: Why don't we just say three days have
passed.

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At 00:07:30,940, Character said: I've had the whole fix, and it's as good
as new.

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At 00:07:33,880, Character said: Okay? That's it.

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At 00:07:35,520, Character said: You see?

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At 00:07:37,060, Character said: Here,

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At 00:07:38,340, Character said: thank you very much. Great job. Good
job.

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At 00:07:47,140, Character said: It's all fixed up, and three days flew
by like that.

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At 00:07:51,100, Character said: Three days, huh? Yeah.

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At 00:07:52,600, Character said: Terrific, Shanling.

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At 00:07:53,660, Character said: I missed my medication.

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At 00:07:57,700, Character said: Well, you know, hey.

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At 00:07:59,479, Character said: laughter's the best...