Newhart s02e08 The Man Who Came Forever Subtitles

At 00:01:13,230, Character said: Did you call D***k? Yeah, he'll be here
in a minute. And I'll get the dinner.

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At 00:01:16,850, Character said: Boy, ** I hungry.

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At 00:01:18,150, Character said: Me too. You know, I never used to eat
much, but ever since I've been here,

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At 00:01:21,710, Character said: been ravenous. Well, it's probably all
the work you've been doing.

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At 00:01:24,750, Character said: I guess that's true. I have been busy.

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At 00:01:29,150, Character said: Boy, that looks good. I hope so.

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At 00:01:31,770, Character said: I never realized how much there was to
do around a place like this until I had

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At 00:01:35,230, Character said: to do it. It can wear you out.

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At 00:01:37,670, Character said: Oh, boy. Mashed potatoes.

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At 00:01:39,670, Character said: I'll get the rolls and gravy.

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At 00:01:41,550, Character said: Thanks. I'm just exhausted all the time.
I know what you mean. It never ends.

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At 00:01:48,450, Character said: Now, have I forgotten anything?

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At 00:01:50,970, Character said: The butter. Right.

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At 00:01:54,070, Character said: I don't mind saying I could use a day
off. Who couldn't? But in this business,

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At 00:01:58,310, Character said: it's seven days a week, 24 hours a day.

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At 00:02:01,350, Character said: Oh, there.

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At 00:02:02,310, Character said: That should be everything. Look at this.
Hot roast, vegetables, rolls, homemade

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At 00:02:07,850, Character said: gravy.

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At 00:02:09,210, Character said: Joanna. Do you think someday when I meet
the right guy and get married that you

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At 00:02:14,030, Character said: could teach me to teach whoever I hire
how to cook just like you?

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At 00:02:18,790, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:02:21,090, Character said: There you are. How's the book coming?
Oh, not fast enough.

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At 00:02:24,250, Character said: This is the last time I do a book on
such short notice. I mean, it's

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At 00:02:27,410, Character said: to write everything you ever wanted to
know about camping in a week.

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At 00:02:31,030, Character said: Just can't be done.

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At 00:02:33,190, Character said: Well, I'm sure you'll finish on time.

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At 00:02:34,930, Character said: No, it won't, honey. I just told you it
can't be done.

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At 00:02:36,870, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:02:37,910, Character said: Back to work. D***k, I hate to think of
you wolfing down dinner at your desk.

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At 00:02:41,410, Character said: Well, wolfing is all I'm going to have
time for tonight.

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At 00:02:43,390, Character said: Excuse me. I'm sorry. I don't mean to
interrupt.

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At 00:02:46,530, Character said: Can we help you with something? Who do I
see about a room? Me. I guess I'm going

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At 00:02:50,490, Character said: that way anyway.

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At 00:02:51,770, Character said: I'm not taking you away from your
dinner, ** I? No, you're taking away

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At 00:02:55,850, Character said: work. My dinner is right here.

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At 00:02:57,310, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:59,010, Character said: No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to seem
grumpy. I guess I'm very busy. I'm not

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At 00:03:03,590, Character said: completely sure I need a room.

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At 00:03:05,610, Character said: I mean, I need a room, but I'm not sure
I need it for the whole night.

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At 00:03:09,410, Character said: Oh, I don't mean that the way it sounds.

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At 00:03:11,390, Character said: See, I had a little spat with my wife,
and I figured I'd better get out and let

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At 00:03:15,330, Character said: things cool off.

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At 00:03:16,970, Character said: So that would be a single room?

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At 00:03:18,710, Character said: Uh, yeah.

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At 00:03:21,650, Character said: First time in 19 years.

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At 00:03:23,710, Character said: But it's no big deal. I mean, she's
probably calling all over town for me.

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At 00:03:26,930, Character said: She hasn't called here yet. Has she,
Holstead? Marjorie Holstead? No, no, she

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At 00:03:30,610, Character said: hasn't. Whether she calls me or I call
her, it's no big deal.

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At 00:03:34,780, Character said: Well, there you go, Mr. Halstead. Top of
the stairs, third door on the right.

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At 00:03:37,500, Character said: Oh, great. Now, look, I'm going to pay
you now in case she calls and I end up

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At 00:03:40,820, Character said: leaving early. How much was it?

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At 00:03:42,460, Character said: Thirty -five. Oh, good. Oh, look there.
That's my wife right there.

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At 00:03:48,780, Character said: She's a handsome woman. Yeah.

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At 00:03:52,320, Character said: You should see her in color.

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At 00:03:54,960, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry. Now, look.

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At 00:03:56,400, Character said: Look, I've g***t twenty. How much was
that? Twenty. Oh, good.

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At 00:04:00,390, Character said: That dinner looks great, by the way.

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At 00:04:02,310, Character said: I didn't even get any dinner.

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At 00:04:06,550, Character said: Hi, D***k. Oh,

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At 00:04:10,950, Character said: you want to talk in your study?

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At 00:04:12,130, Character said: I want to work in my study. Listen,
before you start, what would you say to

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At 00:04:15,610, Character said: and me building a miniature golf course?

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At 00:04:17,450, Character said: I would say I'm very busy and good
night.

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At 00:04:19,190, Character said: D***k, pull your head out of the sand and
listen to the world around you. People

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At 00:04:22,490, Character said: love miniature golf.

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At 00:04:24,310, Character said: I have a book that's due in four days. I
don't care.

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At 00:04:28,330, Character said: Miniature Golf is a goldmine. I mean,
just think how it would sound. The

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At 00:04:30,850, Character said: Stratford Inn, nestled in a grove of
maple.

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At 00:04:33,690, Character said: Stratford Inn, nestled in a grove of
maple. Just a stone's throw from

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At 00:04:37,690, Character said: College. Featuring colonial decor and 18
holes of championship miniature golf.

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At 00:04:42,430, Character said: No, Kirk.

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At 00:04:43,230, Character said: Before you say no. I just said no. Let
me get some brochures. No. I'll bring

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At 00:04:46,890, Character said: them over tomorrow.

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At 00:04:47,670, Character said: No. I'll be by at 8 in the morning. No.
I'll see you at 8.

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At 00:05:00,720, Character said: Hi. No breakfast?

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At 00:05:02,080, Character said: No time. You can't write on an empty
stomach.

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At 00:05:04,100, Character said: Yes, I can. Honey, I'll have a big
lunch. I've g***t to get started. And I

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At 00:05:07,560, Character said: it. No calls, no interruptions. I don't
care if the inn is burning down. Just

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At 00:05:10,520, Character said: throw a wet blanket over me and let me
keep working, all right? Morning.

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At 00:05:14,340, Character said: Any word from my wife yet? Morning, Mr.
Halstead. No, I'm sorry. Oh.

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At 00:05:19,740, Character said: D***k told me what happened. I'm sorry,
too.

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At 00:05:22,420, Character said: You'll have to excuse me. I have a book
to write.

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At 00:05:24,820, Character said: You're a writer?

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At 00:05:26,060, Character said: Yeah. Boy, I always wanted to be a
writer.

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At 00:05:30,670, Character said: And a pilot. I really wanted to be a
pilot.

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At 00:05:33,750, Character said: All right, I really have to get to work.

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At 00:05:37,070, Character said: What's the book about?

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At 00:05:40,590, Character said: Camping. Oh, I always wanted to be a
camper.

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At 00:05:46,230, Character said: Well, I guess I'll be leaving. I hope
things work out with you and your wife.

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At 00:05:49,870, Character said: Oh, I'm sure they will. We have our
little tips like everybody every once in

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At 00:05:53,430, Character said: while. You wouldn't know where I can get
some flowers this early in the morning.

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At 00:05:57,050, Character said: Gee, I don't know. I doubt if the
florist is open yet.

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At 00:06:00,200, Character said: Hi. Where's D***k?

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At 00:06:02,460, Character said: I thought I'd stop by the house before
she left for work.

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At 00:06:05,320, Character said: Who? His wife.

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At 00:06:06,760, Character said: Sure would help if I had some flowers on
me when I do.

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At 00:06:09,220, Character said: Take these.

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At 00:06:12,480, Character said: Those would be fine. Oh, that's awfully
nice.

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At 00:06:16,300, Character said: You wouldn't have a card to go with
these.

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At 00:06:18,800, Character said: What do you need a card for? She'll know
they're flowers.

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At 00:06:22,600, Character said: Is D***k still sleeping? No, Kirk. Well,
thanks anyway. Gosh, this is a nice

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At 00:06:26,580, Character said: place. Maybe I'll come back sometime.

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At 00:06:28,640, Character said: With your wife.

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At 00:06:29,880, Character said: Right. Goodbye.

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At 00:06:31,240, Character said: And good luck.

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At 00:06:32,040, Character said: Thanks. Oh, and I'll return the vase.

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At 00:06:34,480, Character said: Keep it.

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At 00:06:36,640, Character said: Is he in his study? You can't go in.

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At 00:06:38,920, Character said: I'll tell him he tried to stop me.

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At 00:06:40,940, Character said: You're not going to believe how cheaply
we can get into miniature golf. Joanne.

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At 00:06:44,080, Character said: I tried to stop him. No, she didn't.

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At 00:06:48,140, Character said: Kirk, get out. It's okay. I can take
her.

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At 00:06:52,680, Character said: Kirk, get out.

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At 00:06:54,700, Character said: Guess how absurdly little it will cost
to build a course. No.

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At 00:06:58,720, Character said: Guess or I'm never leaving.

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At 00:07:00,480, Character said: $5 ,000.

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At 00:07:01,620, Character said: Get real, D***k. $15 ,000. But we'll make
that back the first day. Get out. Just

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At 00:07:05,940, Character said: take a look at some of these themes we
can choose from.

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At 00:07:08,300, Character said: There's galactic golf.

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At 00:07:09,640, Character said: There's daffy golf.

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At 00:07:10,880, Character said: There's gorilla golf.

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At 00:07:12,300, Character said: Kirk, it's a dumb plan. We have snow on
the ground six months out of the year.

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At 00:07:16,320, Character said: Polar golf.

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At 00:07:17,840, Character said: And the other two months, we have mud.

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At 00:07:19,960, Character said: I mean, I don't have...