Head.Count.2018.1080p.W Subtitles

00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,I'm comin', I'm comin'.

00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,- I'm comin'.
- Slowpoke, jeez.

00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,Oh!

00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,- Thanks for the ride, bud.
- Of course, man.

00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,Hey, uh, wish you were coming with.

00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,- Next year.
- Yeah.

00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,Good luck with your bro. Ha!

00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,- See ya.
- Bye, Evan!

00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,- Have a great break!
- See ya!

00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,- Thank you!
- Bye!

00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:12,Bye, guys!

00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,F***k me.

00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:28,I found out your dad
is definitely balding.

00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,Hey, it's Peyton.

00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,I don't answer my phone very often,

00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,because I ** enjoying life,
so leave me a message,

00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:52,and I'll probably call you back.

00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,Maybe.

00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:58,Hey, Peyton, it's your little brother.

00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:02,Um, I'm just calling to remind
you that I'm coming today,

00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,because, you know, dorms are closed.

00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,I know you don't normally
check your voicemail,

00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:13,but, um, just in case,
it'll be good to see you.

00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,Uh, you don't have
to call me back or anything.

00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,Anyway. Okay, um...

00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,see you soon, I guess. Bye.

00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,Peyton?

00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,Peyton?

00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,Peyton?

00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,Peyton, if you're in there
watching p***n again,

00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,I swear I'm leaving.

00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:59,You are of sound mind.

00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,Jesus, dude! Haah!

00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,You scared the s***t out of me, man!

00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,- I'm here.
- Ohh!

00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:12,Sorry, man. I... forgot
when you were coming.

00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:15,Um, go ahead and set your stuff
down wherever you want.

00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,- Way ahead of you.
- Great!

00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,It's good to see you, man.

00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,You too, Peyton.

00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,So what do you want to do?

00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,You want to hike into the park,

00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,or go to a sound bath?

00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,What the hell is a sound bath?

00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,It sounds like bullshit,
but it's actually really cool.

00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:39,Um...

00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,they play these crystal bowls,

00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,and the way the sound waves resonate,

00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:45,you feel totally f***d up afterward...

00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,in a good way.

00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,Hiking sounds great.

00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,Really glad
you came out here, man.

00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:07,I know it's not as fun
as partying it up in the dorms.

00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,The dorms are closed over break, so...

00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,Ah, of course.

00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,How your grades doing?

00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,Here comes the Dad phase.

00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,Coming up into the Mom phase,
"Are you seeing anyone?"

00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,Well, are ya?

00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,No.

00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,Life energy thrives

00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,when you're with someone, man.

00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,I'm playing the field.

00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,Okay.

00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,Well, generally,
you're supposed to score

00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,- at some point while playing the field.
- Okay, Jesus!

00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,Too far with the Mom phases, here.

00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:46,I'm your brother, and you need
someone to take an interest.

00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,You still the slow one?
Come on!

00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,Bet you I'll beat you to that rock!

00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,Come on, bro!

00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,Seriously?

00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,Peyton, wait up!

00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:11,God d***n it.
Every time we go hiking.

00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,Ohh!

00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,See?
It's an overhand knot,

00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,and you tie it with one loop.

00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:39,Gorgeous, huh?

00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,Yeah, it's something.

00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,Mmm. Come on.

00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,Come here.

00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,- Hold on, come on.
- What?

00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,- Oh, God!
- Yep.

00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,Ready? One, two, three.

00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,All right.
Look like you like me.

00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,One, two, three.

00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,Kind of.

00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:11,Trying to improve
my social media following.

00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,Which one?

00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,The one in the hat.

00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,What should I caption this?

00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:23,Uh, go talk to him.

00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,No.

00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,No.

00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,Camille! Camille! Camille!

00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,Hey, guys!

00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,- Hi, I'm Camille.
- What are you doing?

00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,Oh, my God.

00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,Hey, I'm-- I'm Evan.

00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,- Peyton.
- Cool.

00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,Oh, my God.

00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,You want to smoke with us?

00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:47,Uh, appreciate the offer,
but I don't smoke.

00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:51,Okay. How about you?

00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,Yeah...
if you're offering.

00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,We g***t other places to see, dude.

00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,Come on, Peyton.

00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,We can hang out up there for a sec.

00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,Fantastic.

00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,Thank you so much.

00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,Hey, Zoe, don't be antisocial.

00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,This is Evan.

00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,What up? Tori.

00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,Haley. Nice to meet ya.

00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,- I'm Vanessa.
- Hey, man, I'm Bryan.

00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,- Tallyho! My name's Winston.
- His name is Nico.

00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,- D***n it, Zoey.
- Yo.

00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,That's Max.
He's a d***k.

00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,- Sam, introduce yourself.
- Pay him no mind.

00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,Hey, I'm Sam.

00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,What's up?

00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,Hi, I'm Zoe.

00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,I'll be right...

00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,Next Ansel Adams?

00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,Jesus, no.
I just need something

00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,to put on the walls
of my shitty apartment.

00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,Here you go, dude.

00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,Thanks, man.

00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:25,All right. Here we go.

00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,Okay. Okay.
Hold out your wrist.

00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,If you wrap it around--
There you go.

00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,One friendship rabbit.

00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,It all looks good.
They all look the same to me.

00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,Wait. Is that
a race car lighter?

00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,Yeah. I promise you
I'm not a redneck.

00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,- Right.
- No, this is my brother's,

00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,- Right, right.
- And, uh,

00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,he was really into race cars.

00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:45,- Your brother was?
- When we were kids, yeah.

00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:46,Yeah. No, no, no.

00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,- I promise. I promise.
- Yeah.

00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,I stole it from him

00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,when I was, like, 11 or 12.

00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,He just--
He let me keep it.

00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,Sure.

00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,After the bet on the race.

00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,Uh... is he okay?

00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,Yeah, he's fine.
He just--

00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,He doesn't like drugs.

00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,Ooh.

00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,That's funny.

00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,He looks like the kind of guy
I buy s***t from.

00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,Yeah. Yes, he does.

00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,I don't know. He's, uh...

00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:30,He's just, like, high on life
or something like that.

00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,Must be nice.

00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,Yeah.

00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:44,- ...but of lenses.
- Do we have anymore weed? Ah.

00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,Fish-eye kind of thing?

00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,Yeah, it,
like, works pretty amazing.

00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,Guys, it's late.

00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,Let's get the hell out of here.

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