Head.Count.2018.1080p.W Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,752 I'm comin', I'm comin'. 2 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,362 - I'm comin'. - Slowpoke, jeez. 3 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,972 Oh! 4 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,018 - Thanks for the ride, bud. - Of course, man. 5 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,889 Hey, uh, wish you were coming with. 6 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,239 - Next year. - Yeah. 7 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,718 Good luck with your bro. Ha! 8 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,242 - See ya. - Bye, Evan! 9 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,286 - Have a great break! - See ya! 10 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,635 - Thank you! - Bye! 11 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:12,724 Bye, guys! 12 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,780 F***k me. 13 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:28,565 I found out your dad is definitely balding. 14 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,755 Hey, it's Peyton. 15 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,714 I don't answer my phone very often, 16 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,804 because I ** enjoying life, so leave me a message, 17 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:52,285 and I'll probably call you back. 18 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,243 Maybe. 19 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:58,378 Hey, Peyton, it's your little brother. 20 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:02,033 Um, I'm just calling to remind you that I'm coming today, 21 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,602 because, you know, dorms are closed. 22 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,475 I know you don't normally check your voicemail, 23 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:13,567 but, um, just in case, it'll be good to see you. 24 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,136 Uh, you don't have to call me back or anything. 25 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,878 Anyway. Okay, um... 26 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,144 see you soon, I guess. Bye. 27 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,450 Peyton? 28 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,542 Peyton? 29 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,823 Peyton? 30 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,571 Peyton, if you're in there watching p***n again, 31 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,182 I swear I'm leaving. 32 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:59,325 You are of sound mind. 33 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,459 Jesus, dude! Haah! 34 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,157 You scared the s***t out of me, man! 35 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,029 - I'm here. - Ohh! 36 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:12,076 Sorry, man. I... forgot when you were coming. 37 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:15,515 Um, go ahead and set your stuff down wherever you want. 38 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,996 - Way ahead of you. - Great! 39 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,260 It's good to see you, man. 40 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,958 You too, Peyton. 41 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,571 So what do you want to do? 42 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,225 You want to hike into the park, 43 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,359 or go to a sound bath? 44 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,275 What the hell is a sound bath? 45 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,494 It sounds like bullshit, but it's actually really cool. 46 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:39,887 Um... 47 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,323 they play these crystal bowls, 48 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,977 and the way the sound waves resonate, 49 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:45,807 you feel totally f***d up afterward... 50 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,420 in a good way. 51 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,901 Hiking sounds great. 52 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,214 Really glad you came out here, man. 53 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:07,393 I know it's not as fun as partying it up in the dorms. 54 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,352 The dorms are closed over break, so... 55 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,920 Ah, of course. 56 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,707 How your grades doing? 57 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,319 Here comes the Dad phase. 58 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,539 Coming up into the Mom phase, "Are you seeing anyone?" 59 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,715 Well, are ya? 60 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,500 No. 61 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,937 Life energy thrives 62 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,504 when you're with someone, man. 63 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,115 I'm playing the field. 64 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,117 Okay. 65 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,033 Well, generally, you're supposed to score 66 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,252 - at some point while playing the field. - Okay, Jesus! 67 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,211 Too far with the Mom phases, here. 68 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:46,041 I'm your brother, and you need someone to take an interest. 69 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,653 You still the slow one? Come on! 70 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,177 Bet you I'll beat you to that rock! 71 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,615 Come on, bro! 72 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,182 Seriously? 73 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,365 Peyton, wait up! 74 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:11,240 God d***n it. Every time we go hiking. 75 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,955 Ohh! 76 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,306 See? It's an overhand knot, 77 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,918 and you tie it with one loop. 78 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:39,921 Gorgeous, huh? 79 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,274 Yeah, it's something. 80 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,060 Mmm. Come on. 81 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,149 Come here. 82 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,935 - Hold on, come on. - What? 83 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,937 - Oh, God! - Yep. 84 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,722 Ready? One, two, three. 85 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,943 All right. Look like you like me. 86 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,555 One, two, three. 87 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,601 Kind of. 88 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:11,082 Trying to improve my social media following. 89 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,435 Which one? 90 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,871 The one in the hat. 91 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,221 What should I caption this? 92 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:23,093 Uh, go talk to him. 93 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,791 No. 94 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,923 No. 95 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,056 Camille! Camille! Camille! 96 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,101 Hey, guys! 97 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,714 - Hi, I'm Camille. - What are you doing? 98 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,237 Oh, my God. 99 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,282 Hey, I'm-- I'm Evan. 100 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,154 - Peyton. - Cool. 101 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,982 Oh, my God. 102 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,810 You want to smoke with us? 103 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:47,988 Uh, appreciate the offer, but I don't smoke. 104 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:51,992 Okay. How about you? 105 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,909 Yeah... if you're offering. 106 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,954 We g***t other places to see, dude. 107 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,390 Come on, Peyton. 108 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,567 We can hang out up there for a sec. 109 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,310 Fantastic. 110 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,750 Thank you so much. 111 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,501 Hey, Zoe, don't be antisocial. 112 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,634 This is Evan. 113 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,854 What up? Tori. 114 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,986 Haley. Nice to meet ya. 115 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,685 - I'm Vanessa. - Hey, man, I'm Bryan. 116 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,209 - Tallyho! My name's Winston. - His name is Nico. 117 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,385 - D***n it, Zoey. - Yo. 118 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,082 That's Max. He's a d***k. 119 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,520 - Sam, introduce yourself. - Pay him no mind. 120 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,912 Hey, I'm Sam. 121 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,393 What's up? 122 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,135 Hi, I'm Zoe. 123 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,445 I'll be right... 124 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,635 Next Ansel Adams? 125 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,594 Jesus, no. I just need something 126 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,031 to put on the walls of my shitty apartment. 127 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,339 Here you go, dude. 128 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,602 Thanks, man. 129 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:25,041 All right. Here we go. 130 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,826 Okay. Okay. Hold out your wrist. 131 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,002 If you wrap it around-- There you go. 132 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,308 One friendship rabbit. 133 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,354 It all looks good. They all look the same to me. 134 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,966 Wait. Is that a race car lighter? 135 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,100 Yeah. I promise you I'm not a redneck. 136 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,797 - Right. - No, this is my brother's, 137 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,190 - Right, right. - And, uh, 138 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,713 he was really into race cars. 139 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:45,628 - Your brother was? - When we were kids, yeah. 140 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:46,976 Yeah. No, no, no. 141 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,064 - I promise. I promise. - Yeah. 142 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,239 I stole it from him 143 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,720 when I was, like, 11 or 12. 144 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,636 He just-- He let me keep it. 145 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,985 Sure. 146 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,858 After the bet on the race. 147 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,561 Uh... is he okay? 148 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,781 Yeah, he's fine. He just-- 149 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,217 He doesn't like drugs. 150 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,046 Ooh. 151 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,135 That's funny. 152 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,832 He looks like the kind of guy I buy s***t from. 153 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,706 Yeah. Yes, he does. 154 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,709 I don't know. He's, uh... 155 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:30,064 He's just, like, high on life or something like that. 156 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,634 Must be nice. 157 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,898 Yeah. 158 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:44,730 - ...but of lenses. - Do we have anymore weed? Ah. 159 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,340 Fish-eye kind of thing? 160 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,648 Yeah, it, like, works pretty amazing. 161 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,737 Guys, it's late. 162 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,652 Let's get the hell out of here. 163 00:10:56,612 -->...