Kids Vs Aliens Aac5 1-esub-english (2022) Subtitles

At 00:01:08,890, Character said: How much longer till we go home?

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At 00:01:11,020, Character said: Captain decides when we go home!

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At 00:01:15,510, Character said: Can you go ask him?

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At 00:01:18,080, Character said: Jesus Christ!

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At 00:01:19,940, Character said: No one's gonna ask the captain
what time they can go home!

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At 00:01:22,460, Character said: G***t it, kid?

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At 00:01:23,470, Character said: Jesus.

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At 00:01:24,990, Character said: Empty.

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At 00:01:26,690, Character said: G***t to soak them again, Cap!

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At 00:01:28,730, Character said: Gonna be a long one tonight,
boys.

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At 00:01:38,490, Character said: Mother of Jesus.

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At 00:01:41,410, Character said: - What the f***k?
- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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At 00:01:43,750, Character said: What the f***k's that?

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At 00:01:45,660, Character said: Get the f***k down!

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At 00:01:49,810, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:01:54,030, Character said: You boys all right?

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At 00:01:55,710, Character said: What the f***k was that?!

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At 00:01:58,540, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:02:06,470, Character said: What do you think it is?

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At 00:02:08,510, Character said: I don't think it's a plane.

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At 00:02:10,600, Character said: I don't think we should be here.

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At 00:02:13,860, Character said: Boys, we're... we're getting
out of here.

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At 00:02:18,130, Character said: - Aaah!
- Bruce!

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At 00:02:20,260, Character said: Bruce!

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At 00:02:21,610, Character said: Bruce!

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At 00:02:24,800, Character said: Bruce!

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At 00:02:26,920, Character said: Bruce!

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At 00:02:28,840, Character said: Bruce!

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At 00:02:30,530, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:02:32,620, Character said: Jimmy!

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At 00:02:34,060, Character said: Jimmy!

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At 00:02:36,900, Character said: J-Jimmy!

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At 00:02:40,590, Character said: J-Jimmy?

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At 00:02:42,590, Character said: Jim?

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At 00:02:44,820, Character said: Who's out there?!

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At 00:03:00,300, Character said: There's Dinos dead ahead!

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At 00:03:05,660, Character said: Fire the laser cannon!

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At 00:03:12,240, Character said: - Yeah!
- Yeah!

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At 00:03:18,930, Character said: There's Dinos dead ahead.

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At 00:03:20,580, Character said: - Let's teach them how to die.
- You'll die this time!

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At 00:03:25,810, Character said: This Dino spine is mine!

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At 00:03:28,590, Character said: Aaaaah!

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At 00:03:32,810, Character said: Let's go berserk!

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At 00:03:34,470, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:03:39,570, Character said: Your Dino treachery ends here!

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At 00:03:44,960, Character said: No! No!

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At 00:03:51,540, Character said: Stop! Stop it!

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At 00:03:53,270, Character said: Stop! Stop!

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At 00:04:04,460, Character said: It's the Dino Sorcerer.

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At 00:04:06,190, Character said: Prepare to die,
you human fleshbags!

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At 00:04:09,630, Character said: - Eat him alive!
- Yeah!

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At 00:04:19,870, Character said: Do a dropkick!

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At 00:04:22,700, Character said: Aaah!

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At 00:04:26,050, Character said: Yeah!
Ha ha!

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At 00:04:29,090, Character said: Your space magic
doesn't scare me.

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At 00:04:32,220, Character said: Then clearly
you don't understand

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At 00:04:33,960, Character said: the true power of the crystal.

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At 00:04:36,050, Character said: Give me the crystal!

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At 00:04:37,700, Character said: Never!

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At 00:04:43,670, Character said: You should have stayed extinct.

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At 00:04:47,020, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:04:49,110, Character said: Gary, this is stupid.

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At 00:04:50,850, Character said: What?
What are you talking about?

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At 00:04:52,150, Character said: Yeah.
What's wrong?

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At 00:04:54,020, Character said: This is so... like...

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At 00:04:56,460, Character said: I g***t to shoot him in the head?
That's it?

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At 00:04:58,110, Character said: Why does he get a sword
and I don't?

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At 00:04:59,860, Character said: Well, first of all,
you have a gun, stupid.

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At 00:05:02,510, Character said: Guns are better than swords.

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At 00:05:03,990, Character said: And, two, you're a girl.
You don't use swords.

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At 00:05:06,510, Character said: Um, that's not true.
Girls totally use swords.

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At 00:05:08,820, Character said: I kick a***s with a sword.

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At 00:05:10,130, Character said: Well, guess what.
One, I don't care.

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At 00:05:12,300, Character said: Two, I'm the director, so that's
just how it's going to be.

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At 00:05:14,780, Character said: And three, we need to get
the shot before it gets dark.

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At 00:05:17,440, Character said: So come on.
Let's shoot this thing.

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At 00:05:19,700, Character said: Okay. Action!

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At 00:05:21,790, Character said: You should have stayed extinct.

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At 00:05:25,230, Character said: Holy s***t.
Are you okay?

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At 00:05:27,060, Character said: Ow!
What the f***k?

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At 00:05:28,280, Character said: Who threw a beer bottle at me?!

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At 00:05:30,280, Character said: I did.

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At 00:05:31,970, Character said: You little piss trap.

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At 00:05:33,240, Character said: This would be a great place
to party.

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At 00:05:35,980, Character said: Oh, f***g teenagers.

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At 00:05:38,720, Character said: I always thought
this place was abandoned.

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At 00:05:40,110, Character said: - It's Billy McDougal! Run!
- Holy s***t.

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At 00:05:42,770, Character said: Guys, guys!

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At 00:05:47,130, Character said: Are you f***g serious?
You ruined the f***g movie!

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At 00:05:50,340, Character said: Get out of our clubhouse,
and stop smoking in here.

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At 00:05:52,520, Character said: This place is a f***g dump.

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At 00:05:55,000, Character said: I'm gonna put this clown
to sleep.

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At 00:05:56,650, Character said: No, Miles, don't.

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At 00:05:58,440, Character said: Yeah, kick his a***s!

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At 00:06:00,220, Character said: Yeah, smile when I knock
your f***g mouth out.

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At 00:06:03,010, Character said: Get him!

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At 00:06:04,830, Character said: Hey, whoa, whoa.
Oh!

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At 00:06:06,790, Character said: Stop!
Stop it!

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At 00:06:08,530, Character said: - F***k off!
- Leave him alone.

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At 00:06:15,460, Character said: I'm serious.

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At 00:06:16,890, Character said: Knock it off.

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At 00:06:18,890, Character said: F***k off, man.

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At 00:06:20,150, Character said: I said knock it off!

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At 00:06:22,630, Character said: F***k, man.

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At 00:06:23,940, Character said: Get the f***k off me!
Jesus.

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At 00:06:25,330, Character said: Hey, please use
your brain next time.

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At 00:06:28,380, Character said: - You good, man?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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At 00:06:31,080, Character said: Hey, haven't I seen you
at school before?

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At 00:06:33,470, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:06:35,260, Character said: You have.

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At 00:06:37,610, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:39,040, Character said: Pretty girl like you.
How could I not?

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At 00:06:41,220, Character said: Why the f***k are you hanging out
with these losers anyway?

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At 00:06:45,450, Character said: Um, well, he's my brother,

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At 00:06:49,050, Character said: those are his friends,
and they're not losers.

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At 00:06:50,920, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:06:52,230, Character said: Um

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At 00:06:53,970, Character said: Why don't you have friends
your own age?

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At 00:06:59,380, Character said: I do.
I'm just babysitting them.

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At 00:07:02,280, Character said: Babysitting?

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At 00:07:05,020, Character said: You wanted to be
in our movie, didn't you?

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At 00:07:07,430, Character said: - Stop it.
- Why are you telling me to stop?

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At 00:07:09,200, Character said: - Please.
- You g***t a boyfriend, Sam?

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At 00:07:14,480, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:16,510, Character said: You f***g anybody?

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At 00:07:19,690, Character said: Stop.

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At 00:07:20,870, Character said: Gross.

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At 00:07:23,830, Character said: She's not your type, Billy.
She's still a kid.

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At 00:07:28,880, Character said: Look at how she dresses.

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At 00:07:34,190, Character said: Sam's way cooler than you,
you troglodytes.

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At 00:07:38,370, Character said: What's a troglodyte?

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At 00:07:40,810, Character said: Oh, it's like a...
Like a caveman.

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At 00:07:42,370, Character said: It's calling them, like,
underdeveloped, stupid.

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At 00:07:45,460, Character said: - That's you guys.
- Why the f***k are we still here?

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At 00:07:47,850, Character said: This s***t is lame.
Let's dip.

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At 00:07:51,470, Character said: Yeah, run away.

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At 00:07:54,070, Character said: I hope to see you around, Sam.

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At 00:08:01,700, Character said: They're lucky I didn't leave
them in a pile of blood.

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At 00:08:04,260, Character said: Yeah, those guys are assholes.

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At 00:08:06,040, Character said: Yeah, they weren't very nice.

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At 00:08:08,040, Character said: Come on, Jack.
Say something meaner.

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At 00:08:11,440, Character said: They were dumb.

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At 00:08:13,400, Character said: Divers are still
searching for three fishermen

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At 00:08:17,050, Character said: whose boat was found adrift
earlier this week.

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At 00:08:20,010, Character said: Many people reported
seeing a fiery object

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At 00:08:23,280, Character said: fall from the sky
that same evening.

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At 00:08:26,020, Character said: It is unknown
if the two events are related,

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At 00:08:28,590, Character said: but police are asking for
any witnesses to come forward.

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At 00:08:33,110, Character said: In other news, Halloween
is only two days away.

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At 00:08:37,550, Character said: Do you know what costume
you'll be wearing?

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At 00:08:40,290, Character said: Coming up,
we've g***t some great ideas.

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At 00:09:00,400, Character said: Sam, why do you always
lock your door?

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