Kids.Vs..Aliens.2022.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-ESub-English Subtitles

00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:10,How much longer till we go home?

00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:13,Captain decides when we go home!

00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,Can you go ask him?

00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,Jesus Christ!

00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,No one's gonna ask the captain
what time they can go home!

00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,G***t it, kid?

00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:24,Jesus.

00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,Empty.

00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:28,G***t to soak them again, Cap!

00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:30,Gonna be a long one tonight,
boys.

00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,Mother of Jesus.

00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,- What the f***k?
- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,What the f***k's that?

00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:48,Get the f***k down!

00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,F***k!

00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,You boys all right?

00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,What the f***k was that?!

00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,I don't know.

00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,What do you think it is?

00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,I don't think it's a plane.

00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,I don't think we should be here.

00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:16,Boys, we're... we're getting
out of here.

00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,- Aaah!
- Bruce!

00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,Bruce!

00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:22,Bruce!

00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,Bruce!

00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,Bruce!

00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,Bruce!

00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:32,Aah!

00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,Jimmy!

00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,Jimmy!

00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,J-Jimmy!

00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:42,J-Jimmy?

00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:43,Jim?

00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,Who's out there?!

00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,There's Dinos dead ahead!

00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:09,Fire the laser cannon!

00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,- Yeah!
- Yeah!

00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:20,There's Dinos dead ahead.

00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:23,- Let's teach them how to die.
- You'll die this time!

00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:28,This Dino spine is mine!

00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:32,Aaaaah!

00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:34,Let's go berserk!

00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:38,Yeah!

00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:42,Your Dino treachery ends here!

00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,No! No!

00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,Stop! Stop it!

00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,Stop! Stop!

00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,It's the Dino Sorcerer.

00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:09,Prepare to die,
you human fleshbags!

00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,- Eat him alive!
- Yeah!

00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,Do a dropkick!

00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,Aaah!

00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:28,Yeah!
Ha ha!

00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:32,Your space magic
doesn't scare me.

00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,Then clearly
you don't understand

00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,the true power of the crystal.

00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,Give me the crystal!

00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,Never!

00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,You should have stayed extinct.

00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,S***t.

00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,Gary, this is stupid.

00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,What?
What are you talking about?

00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,Yeah.
What's wrong?

00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,This is so... like...

00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,I g***t to shoot him in the head?
That's it?

00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,Why does he get a sword
and I don't?

00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,Well, first of all,
you have a gun, stupid.

00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,Guns are better than swords.

00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,And, two, you're a girl.
You don't use swords.

00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,Um, that's not true.
Girls totally use swords.

00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:09,I kick a***s with a sword.

00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,Well, guess what.
One, I don't care.

00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,Two, I'm the director, so that's
just how it's going to be.

00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,And three, we need to get
the shot before it gets dark.

00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,So come on.
Let's shoot this thing.

00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,Okay. Action!

00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,You should have stayed extinct.

00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:26,Holy s***t.
Are you okay?

00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,Ow!
What the f***k?

00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,Who threw a beer bottle at me?!

00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,I did.

00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,You little piss trap.

00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,This would be a great place
to party.

00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,Oh, f***g teenagers.

00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,I always thought
this place was abandoned.

00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,- It's Billy McDougal! Run!
- Holy s***t.

00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,Guys, guys!

00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:50,Are you f***g serious?
You ruined the f***g movie!

00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,Get out of our clubhouse,
and stop smoking in here.

00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,This place is a f***g dump.

00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,I'm gonna put this clown
to sleep.

00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,No, Miles, don't.

00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,Yeah, kick his a***s!

00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,Yeah, smile when I knock
your f***g mouth out.

00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,Get him!

00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,Hey, whoa, whoa.
Oh!

00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,Stop!
Stop it!

00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,- F***k off!
- Leave him alone.

00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:16,I'm serious.

00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,Knock it off.

00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:19,F***k off, man.

00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,I said knock it off!

00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:23,F***k, man.

00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,Get the f***k off me!
Jesus.

00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:28,Hey, please use
your brain next time.

00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,- You good, man?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,Hey, haven't I seen you
at school before?

00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,Oh, come on.

00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,You have.

00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:38,Yeah.

00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,Pretty girl like you.
How could I not?

00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,Why the f***k are you hanging out
with these losers anyway?

00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:48,Um, well, he's my brother,

00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,those are his friends,
and they're not losers.

00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,Okay?

00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:53,Um

00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:58,Why don't you have friends
your own age?

00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:02,I do.
I'm just babysitting them.

00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,Babysitting?

00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,You wanted to be
in our movie, didn't you?

00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:09,- Stop it.
- Why are you telling me to stop?

00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,- Please.
- You g***t a boyfriend, Sam?

00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,No.

00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,You f***g anybody?

00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,Stop.

00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:22,Gross.

00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,She's not your type, Billy.
She's still a kid.

00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,Look at how she dresses.

00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:37,Sam's way cooler than you,
you troglodytes.

00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,What's a troglodyte?

00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,Oh, it's like a...
Like a caveman.

00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:45,It's calling them, like,
underdeveloped, stupid.

00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,- That's you guys.
- Why the f***k are we still here?

00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,This s***t is lame.
Let's dip.

00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,Yeah, run away.

00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:55,I hope to see you around, Sam.

00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,They're lucky I didn't leave
them in a pile of blood.

00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,Yeah, those guys are assholes.

00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,Yeah, they weren't very nice.

00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,Come on, Jack.
Say something meaner.

00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,They were dumb.

00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,Divers are still
searching for three fishermen

00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:19,whose boat was found adrift
earlier this week.

00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:23,Many people reported
seeing a fiery object

00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,fall from the sky
that same evening.

00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,It is unknown
if the two events are related,

00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:32,but police are asking for
any witnesses to come forward.

00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:37,In other news, Halloween
is only two days away.

00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,Do you know what costume
you'll be wearing?

00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,Coming up,
we've g***t some great ideas.

00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,Sam, why do you always
lock your door?

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