Monk.S01E01-E02.Mr.Monk.Meets.the.Candidate.1080p.WEBRip.10Bit.DDP2.0.H265-d3g_track3_eng Subtitles

At 00:00:45,513, Character said: THE STOVE.

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At 00:00:46,680, Character said: OVER HERE,
IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.

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At 00:00:48,782, Character said: NO, I MEAN MY STOVE.

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At 00:00:50,418, Character said: I THINK I LEFT IT ON.

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At 00:00:51,519, Character said: IT'S OKAY.

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At 00:00:54,755, Character said: I CHECKED IT
AS WE WERE LEAVING.

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At 00:00:56,624, Character said: ARE YOU SURE?
DID YOU TURN THE KNOB?

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At 00:00:57,825, Character said: YEAH.

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At 00:00:59,627, Character said: THE LITTLE KNOB, THOUGH.

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At 00:01:01,162, Character said: I TURNED ALL THE KNOBS.

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At 00:01:02,696, Character said: THE STOVE WAS OFF,
ADRIAN.

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At 00:01:04,665, Character said: EXCUSE ME, SIR, WE BELIEVE
IT WAS A BURGLARY GONE SOUR.

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At 00:01:07,535, Character said: SHE WALKED IN.
SHE SURPRISED HIM.

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At 00:01:09,303, Character said: HE PANICKED.
NO.

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At 00:01:10,471, Character said: HE G***T A KNIFE
FROM THE KITCHEN...

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At 00:01:11,639, Character said: NO, NO.
NO.

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At 00:01:14,375, Character said: NO, NO, THIS WAS NO BURGLARY.

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At 00:01:16,177, Character said: IT WASN'T?

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At 00:01:17,010, Character said: HE TRIED TO MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE ONE.

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At 00:01:18,546, Character said: BUT THIS GUY WAS COLD
AS ICE.

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At 00:01:23,517, Character said: HE WORE HER SLIPPERS

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At 00:01:24,518, Character said: TO AVOID LEAVING SHOEPRINTS.

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At 00:01:26,754, Character said: NOT SOMETHING YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
CRACK HEAD IS PRONE TO DO.

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At 00:01:30,758, Character said: ADRIAN.

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At 00:01:31,925, Character said: ADRIAN.

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At 00:01:42,836, Character said: WHEN HE WAS IN HERE,
HE WAS WAITING.

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At 00:01:44,638, Character said: WAITING FOR WHAT?

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At 00:01:46,807, Character said: YOU KNOW, FOR HER.

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At 00:01:47,808, Character said: HE WAS HERE AT LEAST
AN HOUR.

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At 00:01:50,744, Character said: HE WAS SMOKING.

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At 00:01:52,813, Character said: YOU CAN STILL SMELL IT
ON THE CURTAINS.

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At 00:01:56,484, Character said: MENTHOLS.

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At 00:01:57,485, Character said: SALEMS.

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At 00:01:58,619, Character said: POSSIBLY NEWPORTS.

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At 00:02:01,855, Character said: MAYBE SHE WAS THE SMOKER.

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At 00:02:02,623, Character said: NO, NO, SHE WAS
A DUTCH CALVINIST.

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At 00:02:04,792, Character said: THEY DON'T SMOKE.

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At 00:02:05,793, Character said: THEY CONSIDER THEIR BODIES
TO BE

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At 00:02:07,695, Character said: A HOLY, A HOLY CHALICE OF--

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At 00:02:10,764, Character said: I'M SORRY, I'M HAVING TROUBLE
CONCENTRATING

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At 00:02:12,900, Character said: BECAUSE I THINK I SMELL GAS.

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At 00:02:14,735, Character said: DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK?

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At 00:02:15,969, Character said: BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HEAR THE
CLICK, NOT JUST FEEL THE CLICK.

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At 00:02:17,971, Character said: HEAR IT.

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At 00:02:23,811, Character said: ANYWAY, UH, AFTER HE KILLED
MISS UH--

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At 00:02:26,980, Character said: NICOLE VASQUES, 25.

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At 00:02:28,849, Character said: YEAH, MISS VASQUES,

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At 00:02:30,884, Character said: HE HUNG AROUND.

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At 00:02:32,486, Character said: HE WAS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING.

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At 00:02:33,787, Character said: LOOKING FOR WHAT?

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At 00:02:36,957, Character said: I DON'T KNOW.

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At 00:02:38,559, Character said: HE CHECKED SOMETHING
ON HER COMPUTER.

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At 00:02:41,629, Character said: HE COULD HAVE ERASED
A FILE.

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At 00:02:43,597, Character said: ANYTHING ELSE?

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At 00:02:44,798, Character said: YES, HE'S TALL.

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At 00:02:45,833, Character said: HE'S, UH, 6'3", MAYBE 6'4".

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At 00:02:48,636, Character said: WHAT ABOUT,
WHAT ABOUT THE PILOT LIGHT?

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At 00:02:50,438, Character said: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES IT GOES OUT.

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At 00:02:51,805, Character said: THE PILOT LIGHT IS FINE.
IT'S FINE.

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At 00:02:52,940, Character said: DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
IT ALMOST WENT OUT?

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At 00:02:54,675, Character said: DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE
ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CITY

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At 00:02:56,744, Character said: AND CHECK THE STOVE?

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At 00:02:58,279, Character said: NO.
I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TELLING ME TO DO?

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At 00:02:59,580, Character said: NO, NO, NO.

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At 00:03:00,781, Character said: WOULD YOU?
COULD YOU?

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At 00:03:03,884, Character said: THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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At 00:03:04,885, Character said: OH, EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN,
JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?

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At 00:03:08,922, Character said: WHO'S SHE?

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At 00:03:11,592, Character said: JUST HIS NURSE.

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At 00:03:12,793, Character said: FORGET ABOUT THE D***N STOVE,
OKAY?

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At 00:03:14,628, Character said: YOU ARE ON A JOB HERE.

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At 00:03:15,763, Character said: YOU'RE A PRIVATE CONSULTANT.

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At 00:03:17,431, Character said: I KNOW,
BUT I SMELLED IT.

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At 00:03:18,932, Character said: YOU GOTTA SHUT UP.

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At 00:03:20,434, Character said: THE DEPARTMENT THINKS
YOU'RE NUTS.

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At 00:03:21,869, Character said: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET
REINSTATED,

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At 00:03:23,471, Character said: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET
HIRED AGAIN,

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At 00:03:25,273, Character said: AND WE ARE BOTH GONNA BE
UNEMPLOYED.

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At 00:03:27,375, Character said: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE
OF WHAT I ** SAYING?

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At 00:03:33,447, Character said: NOW PULL YOUR TWISTED SELF
TOGETHER.

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At 00:03:37,651, Character said: CONCENTRATE AND BE BRILLIANT.

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At 00:03:41,689, Character said: YOU'RE BRILLIANT.

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At 00:03:43,391, Character said: EXCUSE ME, SIR.

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At 00:03:45,859, Character said: I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT?

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At 00:03:48,496, Character said: I MEAN,
ABOUT THE COMPUTER.

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At 00:03:49,863, Character said: IT'S PATENTLY OBVIOUS,
ISN'T IT?

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At 00:03:51,432, Character said: THERE ARE NO PRINTS
ON THE KEYBOARD, NOT EVEN HERS.

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At 00:03:53,033, Character said: WHY?
HE USED IT.

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At 00:03:54,968, Character said: HE WIPED 'EM CLEAN.

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At 00:03:56,370, Character said: RIGHT, AND YOU SAID
THAT HE WAS TALL.

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At 00:03:59,072, Character said: WELL THE VICTIM'S SHORT.

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At 00:04:00,774, Character said: MAYBE 5'4".

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At 00:04:03,444, Character said: LOOK AT THE CHAIR.

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At 00:04:04,545, Character said: IT'S LOWERED
ALMOST ALL THE WAY.

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At 00:04:06,547, Character said: WOW.

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At 00:04:07,548, Character said: WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL MORNING.

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At 00:04:08,582, Character said: AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED THAT.

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At 00:04:09,783, Character said: WELL.

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At 00:04:10,884, Character said: SIR, IF YOU CAN STICK
AROUND FOR A BIT,

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At 00:04:12,486, Character said: THE CORONER'S ON HIS WAY;
WE SHOULD HAVE A--

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At 00:04:13,821, Character said: NO, I'M SORRY I GOTTA GO.

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At 00:04:14,955, Character said: I'M PRETTY SURE
I SMELL GAS.

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At 00:04:16,857, Character said: GENTLEMEN,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

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At 00:04:18,058, Character said: (Sharona)
JUST CALL.

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At 00:04:22,095, Character said: SO THAT'S THE FAMOUS
ADRIAN MONK?

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At 00:04:23,897, Character said: YEAH, THE LIVING LEGEND.

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At 00:04:27,000, Character said: WOULD YOU CALL THAT
LIVING?

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At 00:04:37,044, Character said: WOULD YOU CALL THAT
LIVING?

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At 00:04:46,887, Character said: 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36,
37, 38, 39, 40.

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At 00:04:51,525, Character said: DOC, I'M FEELING GREAT.

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At 00:04:54,528, Character said: DR. KROGER.
I'M FEELING GREAT, DR. KROGER.

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At 00:04:59,099, Character said: YOU CAN'T SWEAT
THE SMALL STUFF.

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At 00:05:00,934, Character said: JUST YOU GO
WITH THE FLOW.

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At 00:05:07,140, Character said: IT'S A NEW ME.

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At 00:05:08,376, Character said: IT'S A WHOLE NEW ME.

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At 00:05:09,677, Character said: THANKS TO YOU.
I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

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At 00:05:13,681, Character said: FEEL LIKE I'M
BACK IN THE SADDLE.

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At 00:05:18,652, Character said: I OWE IT ALL
TO YOU, DOC.

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At 00:05:23,491, Character said: I TOOK YOUR ADVICE, DOC.

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At 00:05:27,428, Character said: I'M GOING WITH THE FLOW.

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At 00:05:39,773, Character said: SO.

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At 00:05:41,675, Character said: GOING WITH THE FLOW?

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At 00:05:43,911, Character said: [laughter]

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At 00:05:46,146, Character said: GOOD,
GOOD FOR YOU.

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At 00:05:47,915, Character said: YOU'VE BEEN WHAT,
DOING SOME CONSULTING?

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At 00:05:52,453, Character said: YEAH, IN SANTA CLARA.

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At 00:05:53,587, Character said: I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND THERE
WHO'S A SECOND LIEUTENANT,

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At 00:05:57,591, Character said: AND CALLED ME IN.

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At 00:06:02,563, Character said: WELL, HOW DID THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL?

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At 00:06:03,997, Character said: I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
BEING CALLED IN?

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At 00:06:06,834, Character said: IT FEELS GREAT.

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At 00:06:08,602, Character said: FEELS LIKE OLD TIMES.

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At 00:06:15,743, Character said: BACK IN THE SADDLE.

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At 00:06:16,810, Character said: [laughter]

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At 00:06:20,714, Character said: YOU THINK YOU'RE READY
TO GO BACK FULL TIME?

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At 00:06:22,650, Character said: NO, I DON'T MEAN
CONSULTING.

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At 00:06:24,818, Character said: YOU KNOW, I MEAN
BACK ON THE FORCE.

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At 00:06:27,521, Character said: DEFINITELY.

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At 00:06:28,722, Character said: ABSOLUTELY.

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At 00:06:30,758, Character said: DO YOU THINK
I'M READY?

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At 00:06:32,092, Character said: THAT'S--
THAT'S THE QUESTION.

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At 00:06:36,664, Character said: ARE YOU OKAY?

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At 00:06:37,798, Character said: YEAH, I'M FINE.

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At 00:06:39,733, Character said: BUT YOU KEEP LOOKING
AT THE PILLOW.

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At 00:06:42,770, Character said: IF YOU WANT TO FIX THE PILLOW,
IT'S OKAY.

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At 00:06:43,904, Character said: YOU COULD FIX THE PILLOW.

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At 00:06:45,005, Character said: NO, NO,
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT--

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At 00:06:46,840, Character said: NO, I'M FINE.

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At 00:06:49,176, Character said: HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING?

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At 00:06:51,211, Character said: ARE YOU STILL HAVING
THOSE DREAMS?

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At 00:06:53,547, Character said: WELL, TRUDY AND I
WERE MARRIED FOR...