Carry On Cruising -rarbg-english (1962) Subtitles

At 00:02:20,250, Character said: Well, gentlemen, here we are just

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At 00:02:22,553, Character said: about to set sail
on another cruise.

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At 00:02:25,292, Character said: For ten years we've run
this ship together,

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At 00:02:28,167, Character said: steadily increasing our reputation
as the most efficient crew afloat.

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At 00:02:32,292, Character said: Together, that's the word.

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At 00:02:34,792, Character said: We know each other.

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At 00:02:36,417, Character said: Ten solid years of
mutual knowledge, and

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At 00:02:38,691, Character said: that in itself makes
for efficiency.

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At 00:02:40,833, Character said: And enables me, as I look
at all your familiar

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At 00:02:42,991, Character said: faces, to come to the
point and say...

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At 00:02:44,875, Character said: - Who are you?
- Your First Officer, sir.

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At 00:02:47,750, Character said: You're not. Foxton is. What's
happened to Foxton? Is he ill?

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At 00:02:51,375, Character said: - What's he g***t?
- Eight draws, sir.

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At 00:02:53,917, Character said: I should be so sick.

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At 00:02:55,458, Character said: I'm your emergency
replacement, sir.

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At 00:02:59,833, Character said: Marjoribanks.

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At 00:03:02,416, Character said: On transfer from the Wrens?

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At 00:03:05,708, Character said: They told me you
were a pretty wit,

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At 00:03:07,533, Character said: sir. It's pronounced Marchbanks.

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At 00:03:09,291, Character said: At your service, sir.

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At 00:03:10,750, Character said: What are you laughing at?

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At 00:03:14,166, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:03:17,208, Character said: - Who are you?
- Marjori... The ship's doctor.

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At 00:03:21,625, Character said: - Impossible.
- It's not impossible at all.

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At 00:03:24,041, Character said: I have certificates to
prove it. Have I not?

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At 00:03:26,333, Character said: - I'm certified, I **.
- You look it.

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At 00:03:28,291, Character said: - Thank you.
- A wit. They were right.

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At 00:03:31,083, Character said: - Shut up.
- Sir.

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At 00:03:36,708, Character said: - Binn?
- No, that's the trouble.

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At 00:03:39,083, Character said: Well, I haven't been
regular, lately, you see.

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At 00:03:42,750, Character said: So, therefore, I prescribed myself
a sea voyage and the exercise.

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At 00:03:46,166, Character said: That's why I'm here, actually.

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At 00:03:47,875, Character said: - Say "sir".
- You say "ah".

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At 00:03:49,833, Character said: Good gracious me. I do not like
that green fleck in the eye.

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At 00:03:52,791, Character said: Never mind about his eye.
Where have you sprung from?

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At 00:03:55,791, Character said: Oh, er... Consolidated Marmalade.

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At 00:03:57,666, Character said: I was the factory's
Medical Officer, you see.

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At 00:04:01,500, Character said: - Where's Dr Jepson?
- Consolidated Marmalade.

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At 00:04:04,291, Character said: This eye? Is it this
eye? Are you sure?

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At 00:04:06,497, Character said: Yes, that's the one.

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At 00:04:07,791, Character said: You see this here, sir?
Green as grass in there.

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At 00:04:10,166, Character said: Too much chlorophyll
in the toothpaste.

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At 00:04:12,479, Character said: Watch it.

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At 00:04:13,521, Character said: - Sir.
- It's all very unsettling, this.

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At 00:04:15,708, Character said: All these changes
made behind my back.

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At 00:04:18,144, Character said: Pardon?

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At 00:04:19,187, Character said: - My back. My back.
- Probably overdoing it?

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At 00:04:22,625, Character said: - I'll massage your clavicles.
- You will not.

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At 00:04:25,814, Character said: Now, where was I?

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At 00:04:26,857, Character said: You were getting
to the point, sir.

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At 00:04:28,874, Character said: Oh, yes, yes.

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At 00:04:30,624, Character said: Now, if this voyage
turns out to be

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At 00:04:32,580, Character said: as successful as all the others,

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At 00:04:34,458, Character said: don't be surprised if, after our
return, I ask each of you to...

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At 00:04:37,541, Character said: Excuse me. Could you
direct me to the kitchen?

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At 00:04:40,166, Character said: I'm new, you see.
Sorry to interrupt

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At 00:04:41,991, Character said: you, but I've been
all over the boat.

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At 00:04:43,958, Character said: - Ship.
- Who cares, as long as it floats?

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At 00:04:47,541, Character said: I've been down the sharp
end and the blunt end,

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At 00:04:49,916, Character said: and I've been down as far
as it's possible to go.

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At 00:04:52,291, Character said: But I keep on finishing up
ankle-deep in mucky water.

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At 00:04:55,333, Character said: - Bilge.
- Ooh. No need to be rude.

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At 00:04:59,416, Character said: - Who are you?
- Well, make a wild guess.

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At 00:05:03,916, Character said: Wilfred Haines, Captain.
You'll find me on the list.

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At 00:05:06,624, Character said: What happened to our
regular ship's cook?

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At 00:05:08,696, Character said: Perhaps he g***t fed up.

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At 00:05:09,958, Character said: - Fed up. That's good.
- Belt up.

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At 00:05:14,041, Character said: - What's your story?
- I'm the son of a sea cook.

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At 00:05:16,624, Character said: The original one, to look at you.

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At 00:05:18,585, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:19,627, Character said: No, I've always
wanted to go to sea.

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At 00:05:22,499, Character said: Thought I'd follow my father's
wake, as it were. See?

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At 00:05:25,791, Character said: All I want to see is
that this crew finishes

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At 00:05:28,071, Character said: up the most efficient
that we've ever had.

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At 00:05:30,333, Character said: If it is, when we return,
I expect to be given

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At 00:05:32,864, Character said: command of the company's
new Atlantic liner.

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At 00:05:35,374, Character said: Which means I will
have to select my own

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At 00:05:37,396, Character said: crew, and that could
be you. All of you.

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At 00:05:39,499, Character said: - All right, dismissed.
- Oh, good.

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At 00:05:41,374, Character said: Except you, you and you.

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At 00:05:44,999, Character said: Now, then. I ** going to be blunt

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At 00:05:47,156, Character said: and make some very
cutting remarks.

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At 00:05:49,666, Character said: On the face of it, that's
a contradiction in

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At 00:05:51,742, Character said: terms. But English is a
very curious language.

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At 00:05:53,999, Character said: If you interrupt me
once more, Mr... Mr...

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At 00:05:57,693, Character said: Marjoribanks, sir.

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At 00:05:59,499, Character said: Thank you. If you interrupt
me once more, mate,

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At 00:06:01,851, Character said: you'll hear some really
curious language.

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At 00:06:03,999, Character said: Now, then. I have
slugged my way up

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At 00:06:06,208, Character said: from nothing to get
where I ** today.

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At 00:06:08,624, Character said: But there are some copper-bottomed
gentlemen on the board

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At 00:06:11,666, Character said: who still think it's
dead wrong for an

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At 00:06:13,749, Character said: H-dropper like me to
be a ship's captain.

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At 00:06:16,082, Character said: And they would scuttle me
if they had half a chance.

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At 00:06:18,707, Character said: And that is why I have
built this whole crew

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At 00:06:20,754, Character said: round me, so they
don't get the chance.

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At 00:06:22,666, Character said: That is also why I get nervous
when I see new faces.

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At 00:06:26,332, Character said: Your faces are new.
So I'm nervous.

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At 00:06:30,124, Character said: To me, you look like
disaster on six legs.

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At 00:06:33,291, Character said: Prove I'm wrong. That's all I ask.

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At 00:06:36,166, Character said: - Clear?
- As day.

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At 00:06:38,291, Character said: - As an X-ray.
- As soup.

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At 00:06:50,603, Character said: - Who are you?
- Me, sir? Turner, sir.

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At 00:06:53,478, Character said: - Turner?
- Turner, sir.

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At 00:06:55,353, Character said: - What are you doing here?
- Head barman, sir.

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At 00:06:57,686, Character said: You can't be head barman.
Angus is my head barman.

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At 00:07:00,145, Character said: - Not any more, sir.
- Not any more?

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At 00:07:02,270, Character said: They can't do this
to me. Changing the

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At 00:07:04,297, Character said: barman? It's like
ripping out the engine.

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At 00:07:06,561, Character said: What has happened to
Angus? Don't tell me

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At 00:07:08,566, Character said: he g***t married and
swore off the booze?

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At 00:07:10,561, Character said: - How did you guess, sir?
- Oh, no. Not Angus.

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At 00:07:13,145, Character said: He's the only one... Do you know
how to mix my favourite drink?

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At 00:07:16,353, Character said: - What's that, sir?
- The Aberdeen Angus.

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At 00:07:18,436, Character said: No, but you've only
g***t to tell me...

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At 00:07:20,230, Character said: But I can't tell you.

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At 00:07:21,395, Character said: Only Angus knows it. Didn't
he tell you the secret?

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At 00:07:24,020, Character said: Didn't he give you
the recipe for the

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At 00:07:25,828, Character said: drink that's g***t a
kick like a steer?

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At 00:07:27,728, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:29,436, Character said: The whole cruise...
without an Aberdeen Angus

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At 00:07:32,131, Character said: kicking about inside
me. I'll go barmy.

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At 00:07:38,603, Character said: Hello, hello. Well, this
ain't the kitchen, is it?

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At 00:07:41,561, Character said: I should say not. It's the
Captain's night cabin.

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At 00:07:44,460, Character said: Oh. Cosy.

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At 00:07:45,520, Character said: Distinctly cosy, yes.

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At 00:07:47,645, Character said: Er... Do you know
where the kitchen is?

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At 00:07:50,228, Character said: Afraid not, sir. I'm a
stranger round here myself.

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At 00:07:52,770, Character said: Another new face? Poor
fella....