American.Pie.2.2001.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].English Subtitles

At 00:00:09,000, Character said: Subtitles downloaded from podnapisi . NET

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At 00:00:33,825, Character said: - Sure you don't wanna go to my room?
- No. Why?

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At 00:00:36,578, Character said: My roommate's already moved out.
We'll be all alone.

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At 00:00:39,331, Character said: - All right.
- The door is locked.

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At 00:00:40,999, Character said: - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.
- Okay, yeah, sure.

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At 00:00:42,960, Character said: No strings attached, okay?
It's just friendly goodbye s***x.

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At 00:00:46,171, Character said: Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.

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At 00:00:49,758, Character said: But you see, it's just that...

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At 00:00:52,386, Character said: we've never even had friendly hello s***x.

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At 00:00:55,389, Character said: - So do you not wanna do this?
- Oh, no, no, no.

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At 00:00:59,142, Character said: Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do.

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At 00:01:03,480, Character said: It's just that...

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At 00:01:05,440, Character said: you see, this is actually my first time.

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At 00:01:07,860, Character said: Well, not my first.
It's my first time...

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At 00:01:11,029, Character said: since my first time.

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At 00:01:14,658, Character said: So, technically, that's my second time.

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At 00:01:16,910, Character said: And I don't... I don't wanna s***k at it.

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At 00:01:20,163, Character said: So if I'm not up to par,
performance-wise...

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At 00:01:23,208, Character said: Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.

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At 00:01:26,420, Character said: I mean, girls like a guy
with confidence.

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At 00:01:30,549, Character said: Hey, I'm confident.

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At 00:01:31,925, Character said: Oh, I **... I'm absolutely,
totally confident.

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At 00:01:37,556, Character said: - Let's get n***d.
- Okay.

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At 00:01:42,352, Character said: Seems like just yesterday my dad picked
me up after my first year at college.

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At 00:01:47,149, Character said: We popped a couple of beers...

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At 00:01:49,276, Character said: and he said, "Now, you're a man."

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At 00:01:51,695, Character said: And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.

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At 00:01:54,114, Character said: Honey, your speeches embarrass him.

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At 00:01:56,283, Character said: So, try and do what the kids say,
and just be cool.

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At 00:01:59,536, Character said: I think I bring new meaning
to the word "cool," honey.

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At 00:02:03,248, Character said: That's his dormitory up ahead.

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At 00:02:20,766, Character said: Turn over.

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At 00:02:29,942, Character said: - Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.
- Good.

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At 00:02:32,361, Character said: Thank you, Matt. I'm just here
to surprise my son Jim.

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At 00:02:36,573, Character said: - Now pin my leg up.
- What?

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At 00:02:38,784, Character said: Pin my leg up, like this.

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At 00:02:44,665, Character said: Maybe you can help me out, you know.

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At 00:02:51,088, Character said: Is that the one? No.

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At 00:02:52,756, Character said: There!

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At 00:02:57,803, Character said: Now I remember.

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At 00:03:01,348, Character said: I didn't do this for you.

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At 00:03:03,767, Character said: Thanks, dude.

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At 00:03:06,895, Character said: - Where's my big guy?
- Oh, my God!

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At 00:03:14,319, Character said: - Jesus!
- Jim, we g***t here a little early.

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At 00:03:16,989, Character said: - Dad, get out!
- I'll wait in the car.

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At 00:03:19,241, Character said: Go, Dad! Oh, my...

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At 00:03:22,411, Character said: - Jeez!
- Was that your dad?

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At 00:03:24,162, Character said: - I'm so sorry.
- For your own edification...

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At 00:03:26,456, Character said: son, I'm not embarrassed.

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At 00:03:27,916, Character said: I **!

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At 00:03:29,042, Character said: It's a perfectly normal thing
for two human beings to do.

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At 00:03:33,172, Character said: This is human nature...
human nature at its best.

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At 00:03:35,340, Character said: Son, everybody does it. Your mother
and I... Well, not so much any more.

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At 00:03:39,636, Character said: G***t your favourite.
Oh, my God! They're f***g!

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At 00:03:42,097, Character said: Honey, honey, listen.
I'm gonna take her...

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At 00:03:45,392, Character said: - Please just go!
- Actually, if you wouldn't mind.

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At 00:03:48,187, Character said: Honey... I'll take her to the car.

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At 00:03:52,691, Character said: - Hi, Mama.
- What?

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At 00:03:54,484, Character said: Natalie!

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At 00:03:55,819, Character said: I'm Jim's dad.

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At 00:03:57,321, Character said: You must be the parents
of this young lady.

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At 00:03:59,406, Character said: I'm sorry I didn't get her name,
but hopefully my son did...

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At 00:04:02,459, Character said: because I have not been
here the whole time.

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At 00:04:04,328, Character said: Natalie, get dressed!

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At 00:04:06,622, Character said: - Beer?
- Avert your eyes! Turn around!

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At 00:04:09,374, Character said: - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks?
- Oh, my God!

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At 00:04:31,897, Character said: Hey, fuckface.

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At 00:04:33,273, Character said: - Mornin', dude.
- Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.

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At 00:04:40,072, Character said: Before you go to Ann Arbor
to pick up Heather...

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At 00:04:42,616, Character said: I wanna show you what you're missing.

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At 00:04:46,328, Character said: See what they are today, dude.
See what they are today.

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At 00:04:49,122, Character said: Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.

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At 00:04:55,504, Character said: - There's little hearts on her panties!
- Super.

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At 00:04:58,257, Character said: There's little hearts on her panties!
Come on, look, you p***y. Look.

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At 00:05:01,176, Character said: What the f***k, man? Come on!

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At 00:05:03,679, Character said: I'm disappointed in you.

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At 00:05:05,264, Character said: Here it is, the end of our freshman year
and you screwed one girl.

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At 00:05:08,267, Character said: One.

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At 00:05:10,435, Character said: You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

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At 00:05:12,437, Character said: Look at the Stifmeister.
I g***t laid 23 times this year...

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At 00:05:15,524, Character said: and I'm not counting the hummer
I g***t in the library stacks, baby.

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At 00:05:18,986, Character said: All right, here's a new idea
for you, Stifler, okay?

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At 00:05:21,780, Character said: You find a girl.
You two become best friends.

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At 00:05:24,032, Character said: You don't bother counting how many
times you have s***x with each other.

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At 00:05:26,994, Character said: - You laugh at the people who do count.
- Here's a new idea for you.

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At 00:05:30,706, Character said: I'll get you a spoon
so you can eat my a***s.

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At 00:05:33,208, Character said: Okay, people, notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.

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At 00:05:38,422, Character said: Oh, s***t! Do we g***t an exam today?

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At 00:05:41,466, Character said: - Are you kiddin' me?
- Bullshit.

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At 00:05:48,473, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:05:49,683, Character said: I'm never even gonna think
about political science again.

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At 00:05:52,477, Character said: Hey. How'd you do?

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At 00:05:54,563, Character said: - Fine.
- Yeah?

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At 00:05:56,773, Character said: Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer.
Last thing I need is more classes.

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At 00:06:00,569, Character said: - You're gonna have a great time.
- Hello, summer!

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At 00:06:04,740, Character said: - Did that exam blow or what?
- Yeah, it sucked.

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At 00:06:08,577, Character said: - Kev, what's up, man? How are you?
- Good.

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At 00:06:10,537, Character said: Put your party hat on.

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At 00:06:12,789, Character said: - We g***t 12 weeks of immortality ahead.
- Yes, sir!

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At 00:06:24,134, Character said: Weird.

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At 00:06:42,194, Character said: The one that g***t away, huh, son?

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At 00:06:52,204, Character said: Well, evidently you two...

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At 00:06:54,289, Character said: made quite the handsome couple
on the Internet.

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At 00:06:59,878, Character said: I didn't see it.

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At 00:07:01,463, Character said: It was brought up at a PTA meeting.

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At 00:07:05,050, Character said: Anyway, my point is...

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At 00:07:08,011, Character said: these little sexual debacles
should not get you down...

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At 00:07:10,931, Character said: because you know what?

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At 00:07:12,683, Character said: It happens to the best of us.

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At 00:07:14,518, Character said: In fact...

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At 00:07:16,854, Character said: the first time your mother and I...

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At 00:07:19,898, Character said: g***t together...

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At 00:07:21,650, Character said: I used a condom.

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At 00:07:22,985, Character said: Well, she referred to it
as "shrink wrapping."

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At 00:07:29,408, Character said: But I g***t over it.

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At 00:07:31,285, Character said: Anyway, keep your chin up.
You keep plugging...

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At 00:07:33,579, Character said: and good things will happen.

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At 00:07:36,206, Character said: Good to have you home, son.

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At 00:07:42,629, Character said: It's good to be home, Dad.

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At 00:07:45,883, Character said: It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's
tonight after exams.

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At 00:07:48,218, Character said: - Did you get through 'em?
- There's the mystery man!

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At 00:07:51,555, Character said: Finch, how are you?

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At 00:08:00,022, Character said: It's Japanese.

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At 00:08:01,523, Character said: It means "hello." Hello.

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At 00:08:04,860, Character said: - Finch, what happened to Latin?
- Met a Japanese girl at the art museum.

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At 00:08:09,489, Character said: Changed majors.

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At 00:08:11,617, Character said: Wanted to understand
the things she was moaning.

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At 00:08:13,869, Character said: - You g***t laid in an art museum?
- The Met.

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At 00:08:16,788, Character said: - And the Guggenheim with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?

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At 00:08:20,334, Character said: And then my...