American.Pie.2.2001.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].English Subtitles

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00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,- Sure you don't wanna go to my room?
- No. Why?

00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,My roommate's already moved out.
We'll be all alone.

00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,- All right.
- The door is locked.

00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.
- Okay, yeah, sure.

00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,No strings attached, okay?
It's just friendly goodbye s***x.

00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.

00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,But you see, it's just that...

00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,we've never even had friendly hello s***x.

00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,- So do you not wanna do this?
- Oh, no, no, no.

00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do.

00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,It's just that...

00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,you see, this is actually my first time.

00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,Well, not my first.
It's my first time...

00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,since my first time.

00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,So, technically, that's my second time.

00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,And I don't... I don't wanna s***k at it.

00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,So if I'm not up to par,
performance-wise...

00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.

00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,I mean, girls like a guy
with confidence.

00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,Hey, I'm confident.

00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:36,Oh, I **... I'm absolutely,
totally confident.

00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,- Let's get n***d.
- Okay.

00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,Seems like just yesterday my dad picked
me up after my first year at college.

00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,We popped a couple of beers...

00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,and he said, "Now, you're a man."

00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.

00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,Honey, your speeches embarrass him.

00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,So, try and do what the kids say,
and just be cool.

00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:03,I think I bring new meaning
to the word "cool," honey.

00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,That's his dormitory up ahead.

00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,Turn over.

00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.
- Good.

00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:36,Thank you, Matt. I'm just here
to surprise my son Jim.

00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,- Now pin my leg up.
- What?

00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,Pin my leg up, like this.

00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,Maybe you can help me out, you know.

00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,Is that the one? No.

00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:53,There!

00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,Now I remember.

00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,I didn't do this for you.

00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,Thanks, dude.

00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,- Where's my big guy?
- Oh, my God!

00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,- Jesus!
- Jim, we g***t here a little early.

00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,- Dad, get out!
- I'll wait in the car.

00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,Go, Dad! Oh, my...

00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,- Jeez!
- Was that your dad?

00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,- I'm so sorry.
- For your own edification...

00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,son, I'm not embarrassed.

00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,I **!

00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:33,It's a perfectly normal thing
for two human beings to do.

00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,This is human nature...
human nature at its best.

00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:39,Son, everybody does it. Your mother
and I... Well, not so much any more.

00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,G***t your favourite.
Oh, my God! They're f***g!

00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,Honey, honey, listen.
I'm gonna take her...

00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,- Please just go!
- Actually, if you wouldn't mind.

00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,Honey... I'll take her to the car.

00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,- Hi, Mama.
- What?

00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,Natalie!

00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,I'm Jim's dad.

00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,You must be the parents
of this young lady.

00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,I'm sorry I didn't get her name,
but hopefully my son did...

00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,because I have not been
here the whole time.

00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,Natalie, get dressed!

00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,- Beer?
- Avert your eyes! Turn around!

00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks?
- Oh, my God!

00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,Hey, fuckface.

00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:37,- Mornin', dude.
- Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.

00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,Before you go to Ann Arbor
to pick up Heather...

00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,I wanna show you what you're missing.

00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,See what they are today, dude.
See what they are today.

00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.

00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,- There's little hearts on her panties!
- Super.

00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,There's little hearts on her panties!
Come on, look, you p***y. Look.

00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,What the f***k, man? Come on!

00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,I'm disappointed in you.

00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,Here it is, the end of our freshman year
and you screwed one girl.

00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,One.

00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,Look at the Stifmeister.
I g***t laid 23 times this year...

00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,and I'm not counting the hummer
I g***t in the library stacks, baby.

00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,All right, here's a new idea
for you, Stifler, okay?

00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,You find a girl.
You two become best friends.

00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,You don't bother counting how many
times you have s***x with each other.

00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,- You laugh at the people who do count.
- Here's a new idea for you.

00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,I'll get you a spoon
so you can eat my a***s.

00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:37,Okay, people, notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.

00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,Oh, s***t! Do we g***t an exam today?

00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,- Are you kiddin' me?
- Bullshit.

00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,Yes!

00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,I'm never even gonna think
about political science again.

00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,Hey. How'd you do?

00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,- Fine.
- Yeah?

00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer.
Last thing I need is more classes.

00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,- You're gonna have a great time.
- Hello, summer!

00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,- Did that exam blow or what?
- Yeah, it sucked.

00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,- Kev, what's up, man? How are you?
- Good.

00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,Put your party hat on.

00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,- We g***t 12 weeks of immortality ahead.
- Yes, sir!

00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,Weird.

00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,The one that g***t away, huh, son?

00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,Well, evidently you two...

00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,made quite the handsome couple
on the Internet.

00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,I didn't see it.

00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:05,It was brought up at a PTA meeting.

00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,Anyway, my point is...

00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,these little sexual debacles
should not get you down...

00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,because you know what?

00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,It happens to the best of us.

00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,In fact...

00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,the first time your mother and I...

00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,g***t together...

00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,I used a condom.

00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:27,Well, she referred to it
as "shrink wrapping."

00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,But I g***t over it.

00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,Anyway, keep your chin up.
You keep plugging...

00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,and good things will happen.

00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,Good to have you home, son.

00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,It's good to be home, Dad.

00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's
tonight after exams.

00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,- Did you get through 'em?
- There's the mystery man!

00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,Finch, how are you?

00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,It's Japanese.

00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,It means "hello." Hello.

00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:09,- Finch, what happened to Latin?
- Met a Japanese girl at the art museum.

00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,Changed majors.

00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,Wanted to understand
the things she was moaning.

00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,- You g***t laid in an art museum?
- The Met.

00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,- And the Guggenheim with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?

00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:23,And then my...