The.Baytown.Outlaws.2012.1080p Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,833 [gunshot echoes] 2 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,753 [♪ Clutch: "Electric Worry"] 3 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,005 [tyres squealing] 4 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,026 Whoo! 5 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,148 Open up! 6 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,653 - It's your dog, bro! - [knocking at door] 7 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:56,783 We've g***t a warrant for a Hector De la Taco. 8 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,701 So send him on out. 9 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,661 [knocking at door] 10 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,502 You've g***t the wrong house, ese. 11 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,339 Why don't you let me worry about that there, snookum? 12 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,390 This is the FBI! Why the f***k don't you open the f***g door? Let's go! 13 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:27,605 That's cute. Look! You putas g***t ten seconds to get the f***k off my stoop! 14 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,024 - OK? - "Putas"? 15 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,276 Hey, man! You know what, man? We g***t off to the wrong foot! 16 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,195 You're d***n f***g right we did! 17 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,157 All right, man! Just take a step back 18 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,826 and take another look at our credentials! 19 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,207 Officer McQueen, would you please show this nice young gentleman your badge? 20 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,543 I can't see s***t! 21 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,003 Whoo! 22 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,637 [indistinct shouting] 23 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,152 [gunfire continues] 24 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,245 [grunting] 25 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,454 [gunshot] 26 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,181 [whistles] 27 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,647 You ain't gonna need this no more. 28 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,153 [sighs] 29 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,413 Stop it! If you had bothered to learn the language, 30 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,290 you know what you could be saying to me right now? 31 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,376 Do you know what you could be saying? You could be saying, "Hey, man, 32 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:16,923 this is a big mistake. I'm a Federale. I've g***t a wife! 33 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,884 I g***t a wife and I g***t a kid at home! Please don't let me die!" 34 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,053 [babbling] 35 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,932 But that's all you want to do! Talk in your jibber-jabber. 36 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,852 That would be like me going to Mexico and expect everybody to speak American. 37 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,230 God Almighty! I mean, what ** I...? 38 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,150 You tell me what I'm supposed to do. What ** I supposed to do? 39 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,654 All right, you've g***t a job. Right? You clean toilets, or cut grass, 40 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,990 or whatever the hell it is you do. This is what I do. 41 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,826 I shoot people in the face. You understand? 42 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:50,498 Somebody wanted you gone, you know who they came to. This guy right here. 43 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:54,460 You know? So I'm sorry. But just so you know, 44 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,005 this ain't nothing personal. All right? 45 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,175 - You ain't gonna believe this. - [man groans] 46 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,094 Yeah? 47 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,055 We g***t the wrong house. 48 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,641 [♪ Fern Jones: "I ** a Pilgrim and a Stranger"] 49 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,980 Oh, this s***t ain't gonna turn out well! 50 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:18,359 You don't listen, man! You're like MacGruber! Goddamnit, man! 51 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,527 Well, ain't that some s***t. 52 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,374 [police radio chatter] 53 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,210 [indistinct conversation] 54 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,678 - Sheriff? - What's the story? 55 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,807 It's just an all-out massacre. Thirteen dead bodies, mounds of drugs, 56 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:53,436 - guns, spit and a***s. It's a mess. - So who were these miscreants? 57 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,230 - [siren wailing] - No one appeared to be anybody special. 58 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,274 Just run-of-the-mill dealers and bangers. 59 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,027 - Anybody talking? - Ah, you know how it is. 60 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,113 Nobody heard nothing, nobody saw nothing, and nobody talks to the po-po. 61 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,698 Yeah, that sounds about right. 62 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,451 Fill out all the necessary paperwork, run the bodies through the county. 63 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,745 Have the report on my desk. 64 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:16,125 Sir, I also took the liberty to go ahead and put it out over the wire. 65 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,752 See if we can get a bead on these shooters. 66 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,589 - Now, why would you go and do that? - Trying to speed things along. 67 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,049 Oh! 68 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,510 - You think I can't do my job. - I just thought... 69 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,305 Don't do that! Don't ever do that. 70 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,724 Just do as you're told. 71 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,104 [sighing] 72 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:41,192 - Nothing? - Nope! 73 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:46,155 - Not even half? - Mm-mm. 74 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:51,077 Something's gotta change! Risking our necks for no money. 75 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,954 This some bullshit! 76 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:58,209 I'm about tired of us getting f***d six ways from Sunday, you hear me? 77 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:02,046 - Goddang, man! - [clattering] 78 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,175 I was gonna put a pool in with that money. 79 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,016 Goddang, motherfucker! 80 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,437 Stop! Yeah, walk away, bitch! 81 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,690 You lucky I ain't in the mood to whip your a***s, boy! 82 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,527 Wasting food, motherfucker. 83 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,355 [tapping on glass] 84 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,816 - Can I help you? - Oh, s***t! 85 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,734 [exhales] 86 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,113 - Sorry. You scared me. - That's what I do. 87 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,705 I'm Celeste. I was hoping to talk to you and your friends. 88 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:21,125 Friends? I ain't g***t no friends. 89 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,003 I've g***t my brothers. 90 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,798 G***t my house. My car. 91 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,676 I've g***t a s***y little chica standing in front of me. 92 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,263 But I ain't g***t no friends. 93 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,099 You wanna be my friend? 94 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,977 I saw you this morning. 95 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,938 I was hoping to acquire your services. 96 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:48,068 You g***t the wrong fellas. We was at church this morning. 97 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,112 - Really? - Yeah. 98 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,489 So there's just three other white boys that looked just like you 99 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,867 that ripped up a whole house on Bacon Street? 100 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,245 Trying to figure out how you guys walked out of there with all those witnesses. 101 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,540 And every cop in the state isn't lined up at your door. 102 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,210 [chuckles] 103 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,258 [sighs] 104 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:15,387 So, what's a pretty little girl like you doing in a neighbourhood like that? 105 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,225 - Well, I was there to hire muscle... - Hire him to do what? 106 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,562 Get my godson back from my ex-husband. 107 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,775 - Dibs. - [groans] 108 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,198 Dang it! C***k-blocking motherfucker! 109 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:40,663 Lady, I'm not sure what it is you think you're doing, 110 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,750 but that's not exactly our line of expertise. 111 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,628 - I g***t money. - How much? 112 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,130 - Ten thousand. - [chuckling] 113 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:55,719 Yeah, I don't think saving people is really for us. 114 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,138 You know? Why don't you take that s***t to the cops? 115 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,766 They'll do it for free. 116 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,977 Twenty-five thousand. 117 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,189 Five thousand up front. 118 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,293 Come on inside and meet the boys. 119 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,392 This is what I'm talking about. Clean lines, nothing to profile. 120 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,145 None of that spinner, hydraulic s***t to get you lit up. 121 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,189 What I'm talking about, Sal, is you transporting anything and everything 122 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,110 in this pre-owned Hyundai Sonata. And here's the reason why. 123 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,073 Hidden compartment. Coated with coffee bean and talcum paste 124 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,409 no drug dog on the planet Earth can sniff out. 125 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,953 This space is worry-free, and this time next month, 126 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,205 I'm gonna have a f***g fleet of them. 127 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,709 - D***n, that's tight. - Hear that, Dad? It's tight. 128 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,215 So, what do you say, boys? You want to take a few road trips for me? 129 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,676 Abso-f***g-lutely, Carlos. 130 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:24,350 We surely don't mind being your f***g little mule, Don Carlos. 131 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,436 But we gotta talk about our cut. 132 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,940 We're the one doing all the risks. 133 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,820...