The.Baytown.Outlaws.2012.1080p Subtitles

00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,[gunshot echoes]

00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,[♪ Clutch: "Electric Worry"]

00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,[tyres squealing]

00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,Whoo!

00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,Open up!

00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,- It's your dog, bro!
- [knocking at door]

00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:56,We've g***t a warrant
for a Hector De la Taco.

00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,So send him on out.

00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,[knocking at door]

00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,You've g***t the wrong house, ese.

00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,Why don't you let me worry about
that there, snookum?

00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,This is the FBI! Why the f***k don't you
open the f***g door? Let's go!

00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:27,That's cute. Look! You putas g***t ten
seconds to get the f***k off my stoop!

00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,- OK?
- "Putas"?

00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,Hey, man! You know what, man?
We g***t off to the wrong foot!

00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,You're d***n f***g right we did!

00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,All right, man! Just take a step back

00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,and take another look
at our credentials!

00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,Officer McQueen, would you please show
this nice young gentleman your badge?

00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,I can't see s***t!

00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,Whoo!

00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,[indistinct shouting]

00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,[gunfire continues]

00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,[grunting]

00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,[gunshot]

00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,[whistles]

00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,You ain't gonna need this no more.

00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,[sighs]

00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,Stop it! If you had bothered
to learn the language,

00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,you know what you could
be saying to me right now?

00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,Do you know what you could be saying?
You could be saying, "Hey, man,

00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:16,this is a big mistake.
I'm a Federale. I've g***t a wife!

00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,I g***t a wife and I g***t a kid at home!
Please don't let me die!"

00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,[babbling]

00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,But that's all you want to do!
Talk in your jibber-jabber.

00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,That would be like me going to Mexico
and expect everybody to speak American.

00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,God Almighty! I mean, what ** I...?

00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,You tell me what I'm supposed to do.
What ** I supposed to do?

00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,All right, you've g***t a job. Right?
You clean toilets, or cut grass,

00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,or whatever the hell it is you do.
This is what I do.

00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,I shoot people in the face.
You understand?

00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:50,Somebody wanted you gone, you know
who they came to. This guy right here.

00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:54,You know? So I'm sorry.
But just so you know,

00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,this ain't nothing personal. All right?

00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,- You ain't gonna believe this.
- [man groans]

00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,Yeah?

00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,We g***t the wrong house.

00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,[♪ Fern Jones:
"I ** a Pilgrim and a Stranger"]

00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,Oh, this s***t ain't
gonna turn out well!

00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:18,You don't listen, man! You're
like MacGruber! Goddamnit, man!

00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,Well, ain't that some s***t.

00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,[police radio chatter]

00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,[indistinct conversation]

00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,- Sheriff?
- What's the story?

00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,It's just an all-out massacre.
Thirteen dead bodies, mounds of drugs,

00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:53,- guns, spit and a***s. It's a mess.
- So who were these miscreants?

00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,- [siren wailing]
- No one appeared to be anybody special.

00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,Just run-of-the-mill
dealers and bangers.

00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,- Anybody talking?
- Ah, you know how it is.

00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,Nobody heard nothing, nobody saw
nothing, and nobody talks to the po-po.

00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,Yeah, that sounds about right.

00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,Fill out all the necessary paperwork,
run the bodies through the county.

00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,Have the report on my desk.

00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:16,Sir, I also took the liberty to go
ahead and put it out over the wire.

00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,See if we can get
a bead on these shooters.

00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,- Now, why would you go and do that?
- Trying to speed things along.

00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,Oh!

00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,- You think I can't do my job.
- I just thought...

00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,Don't do that! Don't ever do that.

00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,Just do as you're told.

00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,[sighing]

00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:41,- Nothing?
- Nope!

00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:46,- Not even half?
- Mm-mm.

00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:51,Something's gotta change!
Risking our necks for no money.

00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,This some bullshit!

00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:58,I'm about tired of us getting f***d
six ways from Sunday, you hear me?

00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:02,- Goddang, man!
- [clattering]

00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,I was gonna put a pool in
with that money.

00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,Goddang, motherfucker!

00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:18,Stop! Yeah, walk away, bitch!

00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,You lucky I ain't in the mood
to whip your a***s, boy!

00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,Wasting food, motherfucker.

00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,[tapping on glass]

00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,- Can I help you?
- Oh, s***t!

00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,[exhales]

00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,- Sorry. You scared me.
- That's what I do.

00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,I'm Celeste. I was hoping to talk
to you and your friends.

00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:21,Friends? I ain't g***t no friends.

00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,I've g***t my brothers.

00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,G***t my house. My car.

00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,I've g***t a s***y little chica
standing in front of me.

00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,But I ain't g***t no friends.

00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,You wanna be my friend?

00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,I saw you this morning.

00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,I was hoping
to acquire your services.

00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:48,You g***t the wrong fellas.
We was at church this morning.

00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,- Really?
- Yeah.

00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,So there's just three other white boys
that looked just like you

00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,that ripped up a whole house
on Bacon Street?

00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,Trying to figure out how you guys walked
out of there with all those witnesses.

00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,And every cop in the state
isn't lined up at your door.

00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,[chuckles]

00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,[sighs]

00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:15,So, what's a pretty little girl like you
doing in a neighbourhood like that?

00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,- Well, I was there to hire muscle...
- Hire him to do what?

00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,Get my godson back
from my ex-husband.

00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,- Dibs.
- [groans]

00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,Dang it! C***k-blocking motherfucker!

00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:40,Lady, I'm not sure what it is
you think you're doing,

00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,but that's not exactly
our line of expertise.

00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,- I g***t money.
- How much?

00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,- Ten thousand.
- [chuckling]

00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:55,Yeah, I don't think
saving people is really for us.

00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,You know? Why don't you
take that s***t to the cops?

00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,They'll do it for free.

00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,Twenty-five thousand.

00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,Five thousand up front.

00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,Come on inside and meet the boys.

00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,This is what I'm talking about.
Clean lines, nothing to profile.

00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,None of that spinner,
hydraulic s***t to get you lit up.

00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,What I'm talking about, Sal, is you
transporting anything and everything

00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,in this pre-owned Hyundai Sonata.
And here's the reason why.

00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,Hidden compartment. Coated
with coffee bean and talcum paste

00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,no drug dog on the planet Earth
can sniff out.

00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,This space is worry-free,
and this time next month,

00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,I'm gonna have
a f***g fleet of them.

00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,- D***n, that's tight.
- Hear that, Dad? It's tight.

00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,So, what do you say, boys? You want
to take a few road trips for me?

00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,Abso-f***g-lutely, Carlos.

00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:24,We surely don't mind being your
f***g little mule, Don Carlos.

00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,But we gotta talk about our cut.

00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,We're the one doing all the risks.

00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,820...