Ghosts Ethel English-www My-subs Co S03E02 (2021) Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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At 00:00:05,447, Character said: I might be a while if you're
waiting for the shaft of light, Pete.

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At 00:00:08,632, Character said: Oh, that's okay, you take your time.

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At 00:00:10,112, Character said: Gives me pleasure to
see you getting pleasure.

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At 00:00:12,941, Character said: Just take it.

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At 00:00:14,159, Character said: Ooh, Jay's new TV
arrived from Amazon Prime.

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At 00:00:17,902, Character said: Didn't he just order that yesterday?

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At 00:00:19,730, Character said: The modern transport of
goods is truly a marvel.

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At 00:00:21,906, Character said: So much efficiency, so few horse deaths.

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At 00:00:24,735, Character said: Jay, they're here, you can
make your announcement now.

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At 00:00:26,607, Character said: Okay, here's the deal, people.

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At 00:00:28,565, Character said: This is for Livings only, okay?

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At 00:00:31,786, Character said: I need one TV that isn't dominated

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At 00:00:34,789, Character said: by ghosts watching trash reality.

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At 00:00:37,313, Character said: Bodybuilder Wives is not trash.

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At 00:00:39,054, Character said: It's a peek behind the
curtain of seven brave women

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At 00:00:41,622, Character said: and the musclebound men they love.

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At 00:00:43,275, Character said: Although, Skank Wars...

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At 00:00:45,103, Character said: Sure, that's harder to defend.

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At 00:00:47,018, Character said: Guys, Jay has been putting in long hours

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At 00:00:49,281, Character said: planning the restaurant.

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At 00:00:50,500, Character said: He deserves to relax, kick back,

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At 00:00:52,545, Character said: watch the Knicks lose in 4K.

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At 00:00:54,112, Character said: Good smack talk, babe.

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At 00:00:55,897, Character said: Speaking of the restaurant,

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At 00:00:57,507, Character said: has Jay given any
more thought to my idea

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At 00:00:58,682, Character said: about putting in a pizza oven?

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At 00:01:00,031, Character said: Gas or wood-fired, I'm not picky,

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At 00:01:01,380, Character said: but, you know, probably wood-fired.

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At 00:01:02,947, Character said: Sass is asking again about
you buying a pizza oven.

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At 00:01:05,384, Character said: Sorry, Sassarino,

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At 00:01:06,995, Character said: it just doesn't work
with the kitchen layout.

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At 00:01:09,127, Character said: First, tell him to
never call me that again,

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At 00:01:10,172, Character said: and then convey my deep
disappointment about the oven.

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At 00:01:12,957, Character said: So what are we thinking, babe,

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At 00:01:14,089, Character said: hang it on this wall, right?

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At 00:01:15,873, Character said: Oh, I don't know, I think people

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At 00:01:17,875, Character said: usually put them above the fireplace.

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At 00:01:19,355, Character said: Sort of a focal point.

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At 00:01:20,878, Character said: What? That's way too high.

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At 00:01:23,315, Character said: You want the TV to be at
eye-level when you're sitting.

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At 00:01:25,970, Character said: It's called optimal viewing angle.

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At 00:01:28,712, Character said: Oof, that was dripping
with condescension.

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At 00:01:30,671, Character said: That's the attitude that g***t Magenta

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At 00:01:32,150, Character said: kicked off of Skank Wars.

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At 00:01:33,369, Character said: Right, but if we put it there,

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At 00:01:35,153, Character said: then we'd have the back of
the couch facing the door,

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At 00:01:36,764, Character said: and that's bad feng shui.

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At 00:01:38,766, Character said: I g***t to go with Jay on this one.

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At 00:01:40,550, Character said: You don't want to be craning your neck,

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At 00:01:42,160, Character said: and that's coming from a guy
who knows about neck pain.

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At 00:01:43,901, Character said: Agreed. James Madison's hunting print

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At 00:01:46,381, Character said: was hung several feet too high.

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At 00:01:48,339, Character said: We could barely stare at it

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At 00:01:49,907, Character said: for the entire burn of a tallow candle.

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At 00:01:52,127, Character said: Wow, you guys did not have
a lot to do back then, huh?

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At 00:01:53,781, Character said: Other than invent democracy?

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At 00:01:55,738, Character said: Amongst Europeans.

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At 00:02:00,310, Character said: - Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -

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At 00:02:03,573, Character said: How are the ghosts liking the marinara?

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At 00:02:05,836, Character said: Talk of food remind Thor of Flower.

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At 00:02:08,230, Character said: She also ate food when alive.

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At 00:02:10,754, Character said: Many times.

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At 00:02:12,625, Character said: - They seem to be enjoying it.
- Well, he's still struggling.

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At 00:02:14,889, Character said: I feel for the guy, but
she's in a better place.

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At 00:02:17,282, Character said: Any place would be better than here.

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At 00:02:19,371, Character said: A prisoner in my ancestral home,

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At 00:02:21,460, Character said: my kitchen reeking of exotic foods.

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At 00:02:23,811, Character said: It's spaghetti.

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At 00:02:24,942, Character said: So many vowels.

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At 00:02:26,421, Character said: I understand Thor's frustration.

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At 00:02:28,206, Character said: After all, Flower was his
third paramour to be sucked off.

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At 00:02:30,931, Character said: She was?

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At 00:02:32,863, Character said: Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting.

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At 00:02:34,865, Character said: None of you were around
for Luella or Flat Maria.

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At 00:02:37,346, Character said: Flat Maria?

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At 00:02:39,208, Character said: Until you've seen it,

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At 00:02:40,871, Character said: you can't imagine what a herd of
cattle can do to the human body.

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At 00:02:44,570, Character said: Oh, Jay, this is so sad.

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At 00:02:45,746, Character said: Apparently, Isaac says
Thor's had three girlfriends,

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At 00:02:48,618, Character said: and they all g***t sucked
off after dating him.

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At 00:02:50,533, Character said: Aw, poor guy.

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At 00:02:52,013, Character said: Sounds like he's g***t a Good Luck Chuck

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At 00:02:53,231, Character said: situation going on.

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At 00:02:54,623, Character said: Good Luck Chuck is a movie
about a guy named Chuck

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At 00:02:58,323, Character said: who slept with a lot of women.

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At 00:02:59,760, Character said: Flawless premise.

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At 00:03:02,023, Character said: And every woman that he hooked up with

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At 00:03:03,285, Character said: would marry the next man that she met.

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At 00:03:05,287, Character said: So, if Jay is correct,

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At 00:03:08,725, Character said: and this is indeed a
Good Luck Chuck situation,

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At 00:03:12,729, Character said: do we believe that any woman

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At 00:03:15,166, Character said: Thor becomes romantically entangled with

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At 00:03:16,864, Character said: may end up getting sucked off?

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At 00:03:18,213, Character said: Possibly.

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At 00:03:19,344, Character said: That poor Viking b***d.

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At 00:03:21,171, Character said: Interesting.

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At 00:03:56,216, Character said: Jay Arondekar at the charity stripe,

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At 00:03:58,736, Character said: game on the line, to
win the championship

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At 00:04:01,355, Character said: and save the world.

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At 00:04:03,144, Character said: Pizza oven.

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At 00:04:04,415, Character said: What? Get a pizza oven.

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At 00:04:05,764, Character said: You want a pizza oven.

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At 00:04:07,766, Character said: You can't live without a pizza oven.

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At 00:04:09,072, Character said: Shooting two.

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At 00:04:16,297, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:04:17,298, Character said: - Whoo!
- Wood-fired!

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At 00:04:19,952, Character said: Wood-fired! Wood-fired!

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At 00:04:22,694, Character said: - Wood-fired!
- Huh?

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At 00:04:24,609, Character said: Wood-fired!

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At 00:04:30,702, Character said: Hey there, Thor.

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At 00:04:32,008, Character said: ** I interrupting anything?

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At 00:04:33,531, Character said: I thought maybe you could
use some... cheering up.

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At 00:04:37,448, Character said: Not interrupting. Thor just
thinking about emptiness

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At 00:04:40,147, Character said: of universe, futility of existence,

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At 00:04:43,106, Character said: deliciousness of cod.

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At 00:04:45,239, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:46,240, Character said: Poor Thor.

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At 00:04:47,937, Character said: You've been through a lot.

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At 00:04:49,982, Character said: Maybe there's some way I can...

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At 00:04:53,073, Character said: help you relax.

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At 00:04:55,292, Character said: Oh, yes, that... very kind.

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At 00:04:58,556, Character said: Mm-hmm. Mm.

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At 00:05:00,863, Character said: I always forget how
pungent that wolf urine is.

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At 00:05:04,780, Character said: Is highest quality.

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At 00:05:07,217, Character said: First squeeze of dead wolf bladder.

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At 00:05:09,524, Character said: - Mm.
- Is most coveted.

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At 00:05:11,003, Character said: So interesting.

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At 00:05:13,615, Character said: It is nice.

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At 00:05:15,269, Character said: Don't be afraid to really get in there.

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At 00:05:17,880, Character said: I believe I'm in as...

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At 00:05:20,274, Character said: deep as I'm prepared to go.

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At 00:05:22,450, Character said: Question:

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At 00:05:25,192, Character said: what the H-E-double-hockey-sticks

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At 00:05:26,845, Character said: were you doing in Sam and
Jay's bedroom last night?

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At 00:05:28,891, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:05:30,458, Character said: You thought I was
sleeping, but I wasn't,

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At 00:05:31,894, Character said: 'cause of my sleep apnea,

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At 00:05:33,548, Character said: which I assumed I'd get rid
of when I died, but I didn't,

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At 00:05:35,202, Character said: so I'm always a little tired.

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