A.Madea.Family.Funeral.2019.720p.BluRay.x264-GECKOS Subtitles

At 00:00:42,584, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:45,337, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:00:48,340, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:00:53,595, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:00:55,264, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:00:57,516, Character said: Hey, sis! You made it.

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At 00:00:59,851, Character said: - Oh, yes, I did.
- Mmm!

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At 00:01:02,062, Character said: - Hey.
- Will, you look good.

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At 00:01:04,982, Character said: Oh, I didn't know you were helping.

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At 00:01:06,692, Character said: - Yes, I wanted to.
- Aw.

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At 00:01:09,194, Character said: Renee has been right here,
helping us with Mama and Daddy.

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At 00:01:11,488, Character said: Oh, stop.

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At 00:01:13,282, Character said: What's up, what's up?

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At 00:01:14,575, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:01:16,618, Character said: Well, hey there, little brother.

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At 00:01:18,745, Character said: - What's up?
- Uh-huh.

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At 00:01:19,871, Character said: - You lookin' happy.
- All right, all right.

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At 00:01:22,583, Character said: I **. I'm engaged.

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At 00:01:24,501, Character said: - Oh, well, congrats!
- Thank you.

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At 00:01:30,007, Character said: Yeah, she clearly ain't too fond of her.

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At 00:01:32,050, Character said: - How'd you meet her?
- She works with A.J.

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At 00:01:33,802, Character said: And he's not too fond of her either.

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At 00:01:36,305, Character said: Hey, congrats, man.

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At 00:01:38,056, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:40,267, Character said: I'll tell you about it later.

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At 00:01:41,768, Character said: I'm sure you will.

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At 00:01:43,604, Character said: Wow, this looks great.

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At 00:01:45,981, Character said: Renee brought the flowers.

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At 00:01:47,524, Character said: Oh! Mama's gonna love these.

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At 00:01:49,109, Character said: She will.

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At 00:01:50,152, Character said: - Mmm.
- Daddy, too.

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At 00:01:52,446, Character said: Thank you so much for helping us, Renee.

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At 00:01:54,156, Character said: I would do anything
for your mama and daddy.

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At 00:01:56,742, Character said: - I love 'em so much.
- I know.

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At 00:01:58,619, Character said: You always have.

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At 00:01:59,953, Character said: So, are you picking up the cake?

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At 00:02:02,289, Character said: No. Uncle Heathrow said
he g***t somebody to take care of it.

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At 00:02:05,292, Character said: What? No. No way. Oh, no.

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At 00:02:07,753, Character said: - No. That's not happening.
- What's wrong?

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At 00:02:09,880, Character said: You know he's half-crazy.

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At 00:02:11,340, Character said: I heard that.

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At 00:02:14,051, Character said: Uncle Heathrow! Who's picking up the cake?

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At 00:02:16,386, Character said: Don't worry about it.

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At 00:02:17,721, Character said: I wanted to do something,
so I g***t it covered.

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At 00:02:19,598, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:02:23,060, Character said: We can't let him get that cake.

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At 00:02:25,520, Character said: How about you pick up the crackers?

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At 00:02:28,482, Character said: I'm bringing the cake.

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At 00:02:30,025, Character said: Let him do it.

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At 00:02:31,652, Character said: It's their anniversary.
It's too important.

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At 00:02:33,654, Character said: Give him something to do.

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At 00:02:34,946, Character said: The cake will be sexually explicit. No.

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At 00:02:36,823, Character said: You right, it will be sexually explicit.
I want a old chick on a cat.

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At 00:02:40,202, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:02:41,995, Character said: I'm calling Donovan.

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At 00:02:43,163, Character said: Okay. We'll just have a backup.

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At 00:02:45,999, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:02:47,584, Character said: So, is this fiancée of yours
coming to the anniversary party?

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At 00:02:51,630, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:52,589, Character said: Good. We'll get to meet her then.

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At 00:02:54,633, Character said: That's right. Thank you.

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At 00:02:56,134, Character said: And you,

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At 00:02:57,386, Character said: don't start with me, okay?

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At 00:02:59,012, Character said: I won't.

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At 00:03:00,180, Character said: Uh-huh. Or her, either.

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At 00:03:03,100, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:04,685, Character said: You know, she's just always
looking out for us.

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At 00:03:07,396, Character said: I know. Sometimes too much.

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At 00:03:11,191, Character said: Hey, somebody need to wash their a***s.

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At 00:03:13,527, Character said: Did he just say that?

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At 00:03:15,654, Character said: Girl, you know him.
He always says what's on his mind.

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At 00:03:18,031, Character said: I don't know, he kinda funny.

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At 00:03:19,658, Character said: When you jacked up like this,
all you can do is laugh and hump,

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At 00:03:22,494, Character said: - and screw.
- Hey, Uncle Heathrow.

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At 00:03:25,205, Character said: Hey. How are you?

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At 00:03:26,581, Character said: I'm good,

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At 00:03:27,666, Character said: Okay, great. Who are you?

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At 00:03:29,793, Character said: I'm Sylvia, your granddaughter?

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At 00:03:32,254, Character said: And that's my husband, Will.

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At 00:03:36,758, Character said: You just ruined a crippled man dream.

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At 00:03:38,635, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:03:41,096, Character said: Is Madea and Joe here yet?

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At 00:03:42,848, Character said: You invited them?

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At 00:03:44,057, Character said: Hell, yes, I did.

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At 00:03:45,684, Character said: This is supposed to be for family.

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At 00:03:48,019, Character said: They are family. You married into this.

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At 00:03:50,230, Character said: You are not family.

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At 00:03:51,440, Character said: - You a in-law.
- Yeah, they should be here.

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At 00:03:53,817, Character said: You know how Daddy feels about them.

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At 00:03:55,527, Character said: Hey, they're still family.
And they're funny.

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At 00:03:58,113, Character said: If you say so.

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At 00:04:00,532, Character said: Look, this is a special anniversary.

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At 00:04:02,826, Character said: Oh, anniversary is crazy.
Don't ever get married.

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At 00:04:06,204, Character said: That's a waste of time.

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At 00:04:08,123, Character said: Well, uh, I'm getting married.

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At 00:04:10,375, Character said: Oh, congratulations. What's his name?

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At 00:04:14,337, Character said: I ain't gay, Uncle Heathrow.

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At 00:04:15,922, Character said: Then why are your pants so tight?

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At 00:04:19,634, Character said: That's it. Get out. Out!

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At 00:04:22,053, Character said: That's it, son.

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At 00:04:23,180, Character said: Get out. Of the closet.

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At 00:04:26,641, Character said: Look, I have a beautiful fiancée,
all right?

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At 00:04:29,269, Character said: And you will get a chance
to meet her this weekend.

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At 00:04:32,105, Character said: And I love her, just like
you loved our grandmother.

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At 00:04:34,900, Character said: I was so happy when she died.

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At 00:04:36,985, Character said: Losing my legs was easier
than dealing with her every day.

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At 00:04:40,822, Character said: And she smelled like sanitation.

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At 00:04:43,158, Character said: Okay, stop that.

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At 00:04:44,826, Character said: Who are you calling?

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At 00:04:46,703, Character said: That better not be a drug dealer.

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At 00:04:48,538, Character said: Hello. Yeah, I'm running low
on my prescription.

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At 00:04:51,124, Character said: I mean it!

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At 00:04:53,543, Character said: What are you saying?

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At 00:04:55,504, Character said: You better get your a***s away
from me 'fore I mess you up.

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At 00:05:02,177, Character said: - Ah, goddamn.
- Who that?

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At 00:05:04,221, Character said: Oh, Lord. It's Heathrow.

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At 00:05:06,014, Character said: That's our brother. Answer the phone.

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At 00:05:07,682, Character said: I don't like talking
to Heathrow on the phone.

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At 00:05:10,477, Character said: - That thing he talk with vibrate my ears.
- Okay. Mmm.

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At 00:05:14,439, Character said: Make my ear about to have a o***m.

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At 00:05:16,942, Character said: Give me the phone, let me answer it.

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At 00:05:18,527, Character said: No, no, no. We don't wanna see or hear
you have a o***m.

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At 00:05:22,948, Character said: Ain't that the truth.
Ain't that the d***n truth. Not up in here.

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At 00:05:26,243, Character said: Still don't hear her have no organism.

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At 00:05:28,620, Character said: Now, I don't know about that,
Barn, you might not...

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At 00:05:31,581, Character said: I might wanna see that.

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At 00:05:33,041, Character said: Joe.

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At 00:05:35,001, Character said: That's Heathrow.
Heathrow calling me again.

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At 00:05:37,212, Character said: Joe, go on and get the phone.

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At 00:05:38,547, Character said: I'mma put it on speaker
'cause I don't wanna...

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At 00:05:40,757, Character said: - Hello?
- Y'all on the way?

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At 00:05:43,093, Character said: - Oh!
- See how that feel?

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At 00:05:45,637, Character said: That do tickle.

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At 00:05:46,972, Character said: - Wait.
- Don't even feel right, do it?

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At 00:05:49,099, Character said: - Hello?
- Oh, he can hear me.

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At 00:05:50,600, Character said: That's making my n***s hard.

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At 00:05:52,435, Character said: Oh, yeah, we over at Brian's house,

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At 00:05:54,563, Character said: waiting for him to get here
so he can drive us over there.

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At 00:05:56,982, Character said: Why can't you drive yourself?

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At 00:05:58,608, Character said: I have some vibration going on.

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At 00:06:01,152, Character said: You know I ain't g***t
no d***n driver license.

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At 00:06:02,863, Character said: Ain't none of us g***t no driver license.

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At 00:06:04,406, Character said: We can't drive that far here.

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At 00:06:05,991, Character said: Well, I'm here....