The.Ballad.of.Wallis.Island.2025lish Subtitles

At 00:01:24,084, Character said: ♪ Oh, would you like
to hear a story ♪

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At 00:01:28,588, Character said: ♪ About a man
who's tired of life? ♪

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At 00:01:33,426, Character said: ♪ Rejected money,
love and glory ♪

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At 00:01:38,306, Character said: ♪ To escape the city strife ♪

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At 00:01:42,435, Character said: ♪ He found
an empty wild meadow ♪

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At 00:01:47,482, Character said: ♪ To make a home
among the trees ♪

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At 00:01:52,153, Character said: ♪ To lose his past,
to lose his shadow ♪

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At 00:01:56,616, Character said: ♪ Face the sun
and find his peace ♪

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At 00:02:00,203, Character said: ♪ But in the evening ♪

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At 00:02:02,288, Character said: ♪ He hikes up the mountain ♪

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At 00:02:05,375, Character said: ♪ To see the city lights ♪

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At 00:02:10,130, Character said: ♪ Hears music
whispering around him ♪

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At 00:02:14,968, Character said: ♪ And remembers his old life ♪

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At 00:02:20,932, Character said: Herb!

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At 00:02:30,150, Character said: ♪ And though
he has his isolation ♪

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At 00:02:34,696, Character said: -♪ He has no peace of mind... ♪
-Um, okay.

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At 00:02:37,157, Character said: -Uh...
-Hello! Hello!

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At 00:02:38,950, Character said: -Is this-- Are we here?
-Herb!

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At 00:02:42,453, Character said: Herb!

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At 00:02:45,039, Character said: Herb!

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At 00:02:48,793, Character said: There he is! Herb McGwyer!

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At 00:02:51,963, Character said: I've g***t you on!

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At 00:02:53,882, Character said: I've g***t you on now, Herb!

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At 00:02:57,677, Character said: Fancy a listen?!

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At 00:03:00,221, Character said: First sign of madness.

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At 00:03:03,099, Character said: Dearie me.

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At 00:03:04,517, Character said: Oh! You made it okay?!

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At 00:03:06,144, Character said: I can't hear you!

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At 00:03:07,812, Character said: You g***t here okay?!

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At 00:03:10,023, Character said: Well, yeah, obviously.

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At 00:03:11,065, Character said: Of course you did!

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At 00:03:13,276, Character said: No nasty, uh...
the dreaded in-flight meal?

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At 00:03:15,862, Character said: Is there not, like,

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At 00:03:17,197, Character said: -a harbor... here?
-Is there not a harbor?

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At 00:03:19,073, Character said: Well, no!

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At 00:03:20,533, Character said: It's sort of nature's harbor,
really.

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At 00:03:22,118, Character said: -It's, um...
-Okay--

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At 00:03:23,703, Character said: I can kind of carry you
through the shallows.

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At 00:03:25,538, Character said: -Um, can you maybe, um...
-I'm Charles.

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At 00:03:27,415, Character said: -Charles Heath.
-...take a bag?

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At 00:03:28,875, Character said: -Of course.
-Thanks.

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At 00:03:29,959, Character said: Take it.

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At 00:03:31,169, Character said: Load me up.
Load me up, buttercup.

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At 00:03:33,504, Character said: -There it is. The old axe.
-Quickly, please. It's heavy.

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At 00:03:35,465, Character said: -That's fantastic.
-Can you take it, please?

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At 00:03:37,091, Character said: -Of course. Absolutely.
-Thank you.

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At 00:03:38,885, Character said: Yes, please. The axe.

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At 00:03:42,430, Character said: -Love that.
-Okay. S-So...

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At 00:03:44,182, Character said: Massive fan of your work,
obviously.

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At 00:03:45,892, Character said: -So what do I do? -Thanks
for coming. Oh, I'll grab this.

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At 00:03:47,894, Character said: No, no, no, no, no! No!

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At 00:03:50,063, Character said: Herb. Okay.

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At 00:03:52,232, Character said: Right. Here.
I'm so sorry, Herb.

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At 00:03:54,400, Character said: -Get my-- Can you get my bag?!
-Get everything, isn't it?

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At 00:03:56,236, Character said: Get everything. Keep it dry.

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At 00:03:58,112, Character said: -Okay, we're good. Close--
-We're good?

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At 00:03:59,822, Character said: Well, "close shave," I was
going to say, not "we're good."

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At 00:04:02,951, Character said: Right. Are you all right?

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At 00:04:04,369, Character said: -You're wet. Oh, bugger me.
-No. I mean, I...

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At 00:04:06,037, Character said: It's 'cause I was...

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At 00:04:07,205, Character said: pissing about with the guitar.

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At 00:04:09,582, Character said: Oh, I'm so s--
Welcome to Wallis Island.

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At 00:04:13,253, Character said: You don't travel light,
do you, you musicians?

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At 00:04:19,259, Character said: Well, this is the island.

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At 00:04:20,718, Character said: I shall show you around it
as we go along, really.

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At 00:04:26,015, Character said: We have actually met, Herb.

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At 00:04:28,268, Character said: You may not, um...

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At 00:04:30,270, Character said: Colchester Corn Exchange.

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At 00:04:31,896, Character said: -Come on.
-The glamour. Stage door, 2008.

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At 00:04:35,108, Character said: My, um...

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At 00:04:37,110, Character said: Marie, a woman about...

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At 00:04:39,696, Character said: yea high,

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At 00:04:41,239, Character said: and a man about...

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At 00:04:43,074, Character said: well, me, so...

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At 00:04:45,034, Character said: with her.

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At 00:04:47,662, Character said: Um...

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At 00:04:48,955, Character said: Yeah, I meet a lot of people.

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At 00:04:50,331, Character said: Course you do. Popular man.

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At 00:04:53,167, Character said: Popular man.

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At 00:04:57,088, Character said: How far is it?

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At 00:04:58,089, Character said: -Huh?
-How far is it?

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At 00:04:59,465, Character said: Oh, not too far.

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At 00:05:05,972, Character said: Can they not send a car?

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At 00:05:09,058, Character said: -They?
-Um, Wallis Lodge,

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At 00:05:11,102, Character said: -my hotel.
-Wallis Lodge, my house?

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At 00:05:14,981, Character said: And your hotel. Yes, exactly.

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At 00:05:16,649, Character said: This week.

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At 00:05:17,942, Character said: A hotel in all but name.

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At 00:05:20,194, Character said: And, um...

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At 00:05:21,237, Character said: and, um, facilities.

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At 00:05:25,366, Character said: -You...
-You?

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At 00:05:26,492, Character said: I-I need to call my people.

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At 00:05:28,161, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:05:30,038, Character said: Love that.

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At 00:05:30,997, Character said: Calling his people.

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At 00:05:42,008, Character said: My humble abode.

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At 00:05:52,685, Character said: Ooh, no, you don't need
to take your shoes off, Herb.

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At 00:05:54,437, Character said: Well, they're soaked.

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At 00:05:55,897, Character said: Oh, yes. From the sea.

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At 00:05:57,190, Character said: Let's get you nice
and crisp and dry.

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At 00:06:00,735, Character said: I've g***t a world-class bath,
by the way.

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At 00:06:03,696, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:06:05,239, Character said: Lion's feet on it.

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At 00:06:06,532, Character said: Not real, of course,
but next best thing.

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At 00:06:12,038, Character said: Gig-wise,
it won't exactly be Glasto.

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At 00:06:15,041, Character said: Glastonbury.

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At 00:06:16,125, Character said: Uh, yeah, that's-that's fine.

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At 00:06:17,960, Character said: --I mean,
I much prefer, you know,

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At 00:06:20,046, Character said: intimate gigs.

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At 00:06:21,297, Character said: Oh, God, yeah.

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At 00:06:26,886, Character said: Um, how many?

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At 00:06:28,221, Character said: -People?
-Yeah.

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At 00:06:29,555, Character said: Well, less than a hundred.

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At 00:06:33,726, Character said: -Perfect.
-Perfect.

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At 00:06:36,813, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:39,565, Character said: Bloody good effort this, Herb.

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At 00:06:40,983, Character said: Coming all the way out here
without your roadies.

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At 00:06:44,195, Character said: -Just an acoustic set.
-Eh.

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At 00:06:46,239, Character said: Why waste the money?
Quite right.

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At 00:06:48,408, Character said: -Well, no, I didn't--
-Which brings me on

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At 00:06:51,077, Character said: to the thorny issue of payment.

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At 00:06:53,955, Character said: -Hmm. -Oh, yeah,
we don't need to do that now.

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At 00:07:00,253, Character said: It's bloody unseemly, in't it?

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At 00:07:07,093, Character said: -Cash?
-Yes.

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At 00:07:08,428, Character said: Now, what I thought I'd do
is give you

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At 00:07:10,805, Character said: £50 now

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At 00:07:12,265, Character said: and the other £499,950

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At 00:07:14,642, Character said: on completion of the gig.

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At 00:07:16,769, Character said: If my maths is correct.

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At 00:07:21,315, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:22,442, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:27,113, Character said: A cool half million.

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At 00:07:29,115, Character said: Should keep you in guitar
strings for a couple of years,

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At 00:07:31,284, Character said: you bloody mercenary.

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At 00:07:32,660, Character said: -Well, hang on. That's not...
-No, I'm just--

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At 00:07:34,287, Character said: ...the reason
I'm doing the gig.

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At 00:07:35,621, Character said: No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

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At 00:07:36,956, Character said: This is all jokes.

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At 00:07:38,624, Character said: I'm just joking.

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At 00:07:39,876, Character said: Jokes included.

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At 00:07:40,960, Character said: It's just, um...

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At 00:07:42,462, Character said: I-I'm not really used
to having guests.

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At 00:07:44,130, Character said: I'm just trying to get some
atmos going.

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At 00:07:46,549, Character said: Uh, there's a case in point--

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At 00:07:47,800, Character said: I've made myself a tea
and not you.

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At 00:07:51,888, Character said: Yeah, look,
can I get changed, please?

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At 00:07:54,640, Character said: -It's-- I'm drenched.
-You are.

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At 00:07:56,225, Character said: Dame Judi.

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At 00:07:58,144, Character said: Dame Judi Drenched.

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At 00:08:05,651, Character said: Not many musicians
come to the island, Herb.

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At 00:08:08,529, Character said: For obvious reasons,

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